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00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:36,BURT: My name is Burt Gummer.
And I have been called many things.

00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:40,Gun enthusiast, monster-hunter,
doomsday-prepper.

00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:41,I reject all these labels.

00:00:41,764 --> 00:00:44,What I ** is a survivalist.

00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:46,I have scoured the dirt and dust
of Nevada and Mexico,

00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:52,putting my life on the line to hunt super-size
subterranean man-eating predators called Graboids.

00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:56,Using a combination of local knowledge,
intuition and firepower,

00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:58,I have managed to control
this deadly species,

00:00:58,938 --> 00:01:00,and keep them confined
to the Northern Hemisphere.

00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:02,Join me.

00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:06,As I enter into and beneath
the Sands of Hell.

00:01:08,014 --> 00:01:11,1500 hours. Moving through
the desert of Perfection, Nevada.

00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:13,Ground zero for war with the Graboids.

00:01:13,897 --> 00:01:17,For those of you newcomers,
who don't have a clue about Graboids,

00:01:17,523 --> 00:01:18,let me bring you up to speed.

00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:21,The Graboid is a vicious
subterranean predator,

00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:25,about 30 feet in length
with a semi-rigid internal structure.

00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:27,It senses its prey seismically,

00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:31,and employs three powerful,
snake-like o***l tentacles

00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:34,to ensnare its prey,
and pull it into the Graboid's gullet.

00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:36,It is not a pleasant venue.

00:01:36,818 --> 00:01:38,Trust me. I have been there.

00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:42,If that weren't enough, Graboids give birth
to three ugly spawn we call Shriekers.

00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:49,Short, squat, and blind bipedal bad boys that
sense and hunt their prey using infrared sensors.

00:01:49,122 --> 00:01:53,These, in turn, give rise to the A***s
Blaster, a winged, predatory carnivore

00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:56,which uses a mixture
of volatile chemicals in its...

00:01:56,562 --> 00:01:58,(CLEARS THROAT) ...nether regions

00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:01,to blast into the air
and swoop down upon its victims.

00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:04,A***s Blasters carry eggs that hatch
and become new Graboids,

00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:06,beginning this hellish cycle anew.

00:02:06,739 --> 00:02:11,I have survived a great many
skirmishes with Graboids,

00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:13,along with their Shrieker
and A***s Blaster kin.

00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:17,And that makes me uniquely qualified

00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,to teach you how to survive
whatever life throws at you.

00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:24,And remember, life and survival

00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:26,starts here.

00:02:27,894 --> 00:02:29,(RATTLING)

00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:33,Who's hungry?

00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:55,- BASSON: What're you doing?
- (SHUSHING)

00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,Shut your blow hole.

00:02:58,591 --> 00:02:59,I ** tracking.

00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:03,You feel that?

00:03:03,329 --> 00:03:05,The only thing you're going to feel
is my boot in your bum.

00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:07,Yeah, good luck,
with that gimp leg of yours.

00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,This place is gut boring.

00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:13,Yeah. And I ** tired, and I ** starving.

00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:16,And the only thing we have seen all day
is a pack of spotted hyena.

00:03:16,115 --> 00:03:18,JOHAN: Yeah, it's just
the nature of things, boet.

00:03:18,051 --> 00:03:21,Yeah, well, talking about nature,
I ** going to drop the kids off at the pool.

00:03:23,716 --> 00:03:26,Looking northwest, over the Highveld.

00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:30,All those reports about exotic animals,
there's no wildlife here.

00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:34,Well, speaking of wildlife, I wonder
if my wife's going to come back to me.

00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:37,If she's g***t brains, definitely not.

00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:40,BASSON: You're a complete and utter idiot.

00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,I mean, I ** hurting here. I ** in pain.

00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:45,And you mock me.

00:03:49,342 --> 00:03:51,Basson. You hear that?

00:03:51,911 --> 00:03:53,I didn't hear anything.
I ** in conference.

00:03:53,922 --> 00:03:55,It's right here. Here, here, here, here.

00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:57,(RUMBLING)

00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:06,- Whoa!
- Whoa!

00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,(GRUNTING)

00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:10,(SCREAMS)

00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,Basson?

00:04:21,507 --> 00:04:23,Dreyer!

00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:26,That's a long drop.

00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:28,Didn't you see this gigantic hole?

00:04:28,282 --> 00:04:30,I think I broke my butt.

00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:32,I ** going to grab a rope.

00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,(FLUTTERING)

00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,Bro!

00:05:36,782 --> 00:05:38,I ** coming, man, relax.

00:05:39,018 --> 00:05:40,- Basson?
- Yeah?

00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:41,I ** going to throw this rope down.

00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:43,You grab onto it,
I ** going to pull you up, all right?

00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:46,Hurry up. There's something down here.

00:05:49,161 --> 00:05:50,Okay, grab the rope.

00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:52,Get me out of here, there's something down here.
Just get me out of here.

00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,Yeah, probably my ex-wife, Teresa.

00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:56,Pull!

00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:58,Yeah, just help me out man, come on.

00:06:03,643 --> 00:06:04,You need to lose some weight.

00:06:09,282 --> 00:06:12,Get me out of here. I ** pissing myself.

00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,(SCREAMING)

00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,(SHRIEKING)

00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:27,(BASSON SCREAMING)

00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,Basson!

00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,Basson!

00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:55,(TINKLING)

00:07:17,383 --> 00:07:18,Whoo!

00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:25,107 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:07:25,558 --> 00:07:27,Hello, Nevada.

00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:29,Oh, yeah.

00:08:23,983 --> 00:08:26,BURT: Everything tastes better outdoors.

00:08:26,619 --> 00:08:30,However, if one wants to enjoy
a source of sustenance out here,

00:08:30,156 --> 00:08:35,one has to seize the culinary
initiative when it rears its ugly head.

00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:38,So, let's review.

00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:41,It took me 50 minutes to build
this improvised clay oven.

00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:45,Thirty-two minutes to fire up the
scrub wood, heat the interior,

00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:48,feed in that snake and seal the door.

00:08:48,674 --> 00:08:54,Now we wait as this little baby
turns snake into snack.

00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:47,Whoa!
That's hot!

00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:48,Ah!

00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,And voilá!

00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:57,One sizzling, succulent piece of pure protein.

00:09:57,986 --> 00:09:59,(INHALES) Whoo!

00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:04,And you can bet that Burt's Bullseye
Brand Cactus Juice Marinade

00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:11,will eradicate any trace of that
"tastes like chicken" residue.

00:10:17,696 --> 00:10:20,Who the hell are you?

00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,Yowza!

00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:24,Smells like chicken.

00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:29,There he is. Huh?

00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:31,The man, the myth, the legend.

00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:36,Burt effing Gummer. Travis B. Welker.
Sorry, sir. I should have told you that.

00:10:36,148 --> 00:10:38,Don't mean to be all stalkery,
but I have been a big fan of yours

00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,since your Y2K conspiracy series.

00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:41,Well, I guess that's a wrap.

00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:45,Maintain position, Riley.
It's not Miller Time, yet.

00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:47,He's all yours, buddy boy.

00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:52,Your gear's piled over there.
And thanks for the Vegas gig. What Vegas gig?

00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,The Real Housewives of Las Vegas.

00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,You can't just adiós on me!

00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:01,It's a union gig, pension and health. So...

00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:05,That is your new camera guy,
and, well, he comes highly recommended.

00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,Lots of time in the eyepiece.

00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:10,BURT: You're officially AWOL, mister.

00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,So, I take it he didn't give you my resume?
(SCOFFS)

00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,All right, I g***t something for you here.

00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,This is called a digital file.

00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,It's going to speak to my awesome capabilities.

00:11:21,193 -->...