The Green Butchers Subtitles

00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:50,- Don't take one before they're done.
- S***t! Relax!

00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:54,There are only three small ones
for each. You know that.

00:00:54,607 --> 00:00:59,Now you've mixed them.
That's not very bright.

00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:08,Hi, Bjarne.
This is Beate.

00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:10,She's a teacher at Tina's school.

00:01:10,727 --> 00:01:14,- I thought it would only be us.
- She just dropped by.

00:01:14,727 --> 00:01:18,Come on over and sit down, Bjarne.

00:01:23,687 --> 00:01:27,- Bjarne is shy.
- I know what that's like.

00:01:29,607 --> 00:01:34,- So opening your own shop, huh?
- It's a big challenge.

00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:37,- Svend is really bad with problems.
- What?

00:01:37,527 --> 00:01:42,- I ** too. What do you mean?
- When you don't get attention...

00:01:42,807 --> 00:01:45,- Then what? What?
- Whatever.

00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:51,And why shouldn't it work?
If Holger can succeed, so can we.

00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:55,- He has his Deersausage.
- You say "sausage" all the time.

00:01:56,087 --> 00:01:59,- What do you have?
- My Marinade.

00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,Give Bjarne a steak.

00:02:13,127 --> 00:02:19,Isn't it tough to be a butcher?
Isn't it a mess of blood and stuff?

00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:23,- No.
- It must be exciting too.

00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:26,How many pigs could you
slaughter in one day?

00:02:30,607 --> 00:02:32,1,100.

00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:37,1,100?

00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:41,Have you always
wanted to be a butcher?

00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:46,It must be lonely in that
kitchen with all that blood and...

00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:53,What are you doing?
Did you just kick me?

00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:57,S***t!
What the f***k are you doing?

00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:00,- Why did you invite me?
- You need professional help.

00:03:00,367 --> 00:03:04,- I'm not up for that s***t.
- You don't have to kick her.

00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:08,That's just your version.

00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:17,...and also two Deersausages.
They are absolutely marvelous.

00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:21,What is your secret,
if I may ask?

00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:25,It's a long story. I've always
been fascinated by sausages.

00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:31,It's almost mythological
to kill an animal -

00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:36,- and then mock it
by sticking it in its own intestine.

00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:42,Can you image anything worse
than being stuck up your own a***s?

00:03:42,767 --> 00:03:49,- No, I don't think so.
- That's one of our small pleasures.

00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:53,He's doing it again.
No, no, no...

00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:55,Look...
He's doing it again.

00:03:57,607 --> 00:04:03,You can't run a business like that.
I don't get why people come back.

00:04:03,607 --> 00:04:09,- They want the sausage.
- Don't say sausage all the time.

00:04:09,847 --> 00:04:13,I can make a sausage way better
that this bunch of junk.

00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:17,What did you say, a***e?

00:04:17,247 --> 00:04:19,Nothing.

00:04:19,407 --> 00:04:25,- Delusions of grandeur, huh?
- Svend is just talking. It's nothing.

00:04:25,607 --> 00:04:31,- You are an embarresment to me.
- What do you mean by that?

00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:36,I can't sell Bjarne's pate.
It tastes like jockstrap -

00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:40,- and your marinade and meatballs
aren't flying over the counter.

00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:46,My marinade may need some work,
but don't disparage my meatballs.

00:04:46,607 --> 00:04:51,They are so f***g tough that you
could blow them up like balloons.

00:04:51,407 --> 00:04:57,Let me stand behind the counter.
Why should we be hidden away?

00:04:57,607 --> 00:05:02,You'll never stand behind the
counter, and do you know why?

00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:07,Because you sweat,
and you're too disgusting.

00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:19,This isn't working. Can't you see it?
We need to open our own shop.

00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:23,Svend, you have sausage
on your head again.

00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,- Hello again.
- Hello.

00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:40,- This is my partner Bjarne.
- Hello.

00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:45,Just call me House Hans. You can
just ponder why for a moment.

00:05:45,287 --> 00:05:48,- Yeees...
- Isn't it because you sell houses?

00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:52,Yes.
Yes...

00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:56,Bjarne, come on out here
and have look.

00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:05,There you have it.
Look here.

00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:10,Here we have a bone crusher.
Look at these tiles.

00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:14,They're almost intact.
Come on.

00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:22,We just need a bit of beef here, some
pig there and some chickens here.

00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,Svend, relax.

00:06:26,047 --> 00:06:31,- What do you say?
- It's fine, but it's a lot of money.

00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:35,- What do you mean?
- Two million is a lot of money.

00:06:35,607 --> 00:06:40,That's a strange number
to throw around.

00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:43,He said one million each.

00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:49,- Yes, and that makes two million.
- I don't want to discuss that.

00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:53,I'm planning to mortgage
my house all the way.

00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:57,I don't have a house.
What ** I supposed to do?

00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:04,- Then it just stops here.
- What do you want me to do?

00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,FJELDSTED SANATORIUM

00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:17,SANATORIUM

00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:37,If we had known you were coming,
we would have cut his hair.

00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:39,It's okay.

00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:45,The resemblance is uncanny.

00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:49,It is with many twins
I think it's pretty common.

00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:52,Yes, so...

00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:56,He's in here.

00:08:59,407 --> 00:09:03,You've never been here before,
have you?

00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:11,No.
I haven't seen him for seven years.

00:09:22,007 --> 00:09:27,- He'll never wake up again, will he?
- No. He's completely brain dead.

00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:34,- Then turn him off.
- Why, all of a sudden?

00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:40,It's the best decision.
His organs will benefit others.

00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:46,- But you never answered our letters.
- I don't open all my mail.

00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:52,- I wrote you a letter every month.
- Really? Can't you just turn it off?

00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:55,Of course.

00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:59,- But may I ask...
- I need money.

00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:04,He has one million from our parents
that I'll get as his only heir.

00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:10,- When he's just lying there...
- Of course. It's best for everybody.

00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,Fine.

00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,What was he like?

00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:24,When you look at someone each day,
you wonder what they were like.

00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:40,No. It's crooked again.
Are you really unable to see that?

00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,Give me a break.
It looks fine.

00:10:44,047 --> 00:10:46,Fine? Is fine okay?
I don't think so.

00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:50,Let me tell you,
you can't drink 19 beers -

00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:53,- and then judge
whether something is straight.

00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:02,It's nice and straight now, huh?
It looks fine.

00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:09,Now it's okay.
Secure it properly.

00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:21,Exactly.
Just like that.

00:11:21,607 --> 00:11:26,- Don't we need light in here?
- Yes, when we find an electrician.

00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:29,- What happened to the one we had?
- I fired him.

00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:34,He was yakking constantly,
and that doesn't fix the light. Come.

00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,Please close the door.

00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:58,Our business cards have arrived.

00:11:58,607 --> 00:12:01,They're just right.
With gold print and everything.

00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:05,Just hand them out to people
you meet.

00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:08,- Who ** I going to meet?
- You'll sort it out.

00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:10,I bought 5,000,
so just get busy.

00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:40,- Hi.
- Hello.

00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:44,Isn't it nice?
I've cleaned up a bit.

00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:50,- Oh...
- People come on the anniversary.

00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:54,I noticed that it was
seven years ago today.

00:12:55,167 --> 00:13:01,- You don't come here often?
- No. It's my first time.

00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:04,I thought that they were down there.

00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:12,- Is it your parents?
- Yes.

00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,- And your sister?
- No.

00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:21,- She was my wife.
- Oh, okay.

00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,Was it a car accident?

00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,How did you know?

00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,It almost always is
when they've died on the same day.

00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:39,I don't want to disturb you.
I always ask too many questions.

00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,It's okay.

00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:45,Thank you fortidying up.

00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,You're welcome.

00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:52,Excuse me.

00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,Do you want to open
a butcher shop with me?

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