The Green Butchers Subtitles

At 00:00:45,487, Character said: - Don't take one before they're done.
- S***t! Relax!

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At 00:00:50,607, Character said: There are only three small ones
for each. You know that.

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At 00:00:54,607, Character said: Now you've mixed them.
That's not very bright.

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At 00:01:04,167, Character said: Hi, Bjarne.
This is Beate.

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At 00:01:08,367, Character said: She's a teacher at Tina's school.

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At 00:01:10,727, Character said: - I thought it would only be us.
- She just dropped by.

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At 00:01:14,727, Character said: Come on over and sit down, Bjarne.

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At 00:01:23,687, Character said: - Bjarne is shy.
- I know what that's like.

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At 00:01:29,607, Character said: - So opening your own shop, huh?
- It's a big challenge.

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At 00:01:34,567, Character said: - Svend is really bad with problems.
- What?

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At 00:01:37,527, Character said: - I ** too. What do you mean?
- When you don't get attention...

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At 00:01:42,807, Character said: - Then what? What?
- Whatever.

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At 00:01:45,767, Character said: And why shouldn't it work?
If Holger can succeed, so can we.

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At 00:01:51,767, Character said: - He has his Deersausage.
- You say "sausage" all the time.

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At 00:01:56,087, Character said: - What do you have?
- My Marinade.

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At 00:01:59,687, Character said: Give Bjarne a steak.

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At 00:02:13,127, Character said: Isn't it tough to be a butcher?
Isn't it a mess of blood and stuff?

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At 00:02:19,407, Character said: - No.
- It must be exciting too.

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At 00:02:23,607, Character said: How many pigs could you
slaughter in one day?

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At 00:02:30,607, Character said: 1,100.

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At 00:02:34,767, Character said: 1,100?

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At 00:02:37,247, Character said: Have you always
wanted to be a butcher?

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At 00:02:42,007, Character said: It must be lonely in that
kitchen with all that blood and...

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At 00:02:49,167, Character said: What are you doing?
Did you just kick me?

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At 00:02:54,127, Character said: S***t!
What the f***k are you doing?

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At 00:02:57,167, Character said: - Why did you invite me?
- You need professional help.

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At 00:03:00,367, Character said: - I'm not up for that s***t.
- You don't have to kick her.

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At 00:03:05,167, Character said: That's just your version.

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At 00:03:12,927, Character said: ...and also two Deersausages.
They are absolutely marvelous.

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At 00:03:17,767, Character said: What is your secret,
if I may ask?

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At 00:03:21,607, Character said: It's a long story. I've always
been fascinated by sausages.

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At 00:03:26,167, Character said: It's almost mythological
to kill an animal -

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At 00:03:31,607, Character said: - and then mock it
by sticking it in its own intestine.

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At 00:03:36,607, Character said: Can you image anything worse
than being stuck up your own a***s?

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At 00:03:42,767, Character said: - No, I don't think so.
- That's one of our small pleasures.

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At 00:03:49,167, Character said: He's doing it again.
No, no, no...

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At 00:03:53,607, Character said: Look...
He's doing it again.

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At 00:03:57,607, Character said: You can't run a business like that.
I don't get why people come back.

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At 00:04:03,607, Character said: - They want the sausage.
- Don't say sausage all the time.

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At 00:04:09,847, Character said: I can make a sausage way better
that this bunch of junk.

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At 00:04:13,607, Character said: What did you say, a***e?

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At 00:04:17,247, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:04:19,407, Character said: - Delusions of grandeur, huh?
- Svend is just talking. It's nothing.

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At 00:04:25,607, Character said: - You are an embarresment to me.
- What do you mean by that?

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At 00:04:32,007, Character said: I can't sell Bjarne's pate.
It tastes like jockstrap -

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At 00:04:36,767, Character said: - and your marinade and meatballs
aren't flying over the counter.

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At 00:04:40,647, Character said: My marinade may need some work,
but don't disparage my meatballs.

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At 00:04:46,607, Character said: They are so f***g tough that you
could blow them up like balloons.

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At 00:04:51,407, Character said: Let me stand behind the counter.
Why should we be hidden away?

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At 00:04:57,607, Character said: You'll never stand behind the
counter, and do you know why?

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At 00:05:03,007, Character said: Because you sweat,
and you're too disgusting.

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At 00:05:12,967, Character said: This isn't working. Can't you see it?
We need to open our own shop.

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At 00:05:19,247, Character said: Svend, you have sausage
on your head again.

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At 00:05:36,167, Character said: - Hello again.
- Hello.

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At 00:05:38,327, Character said: - This is my partner Bjarne.
- Hello.

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At 00:05:41,087, Character said: Just call me House Hans. You can
just ponder why for a moment.

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At 00:05:45,287, Character said: - Yeees...
- Isn't it because you sell houses?

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At 00:05:48,767, Character said: Yes.
Yes...

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At 00:05:52,767, Character said: Bjarne, come on out here
and have look.

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At 00:06:02,007, Character said: There you have it.
Look here.

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At 00:06:05,767, Character said: Here we have a bone crusher.
Look at these tiles.

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At 00:06:10,607, Character said: They're almost intact.
Come on.

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At 00:06:16,607, Character said: We just need a bit of beef here, some
pig there and some chickens here.

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At 00:06:22,167, Character said: Svend, relax.

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At 00:06:26,047, Character said: - What do you say?
- It's fine, but it's a lot of money.

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At 00:06:31,607, Character said: - What do you mean?
- Two million is a lot of money.

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At 00:06:35,607, Character said: That's a strange number
to throw around.

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At 00:06:40,607, Character said: He said one million each.

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At 00:06:43,327, Character said: - Yes, and that makes two million.
- I don't want to discuss that.

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At 00:06:49,607, Character said: I'm planning to mortgage
my house all the way.

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At 00:06:53,607, Character said: I don't have a house.
What ** I supposed to do?

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At 00:06:59,327, Character said: - Then it just stops here.
- What do you want me to do?

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At 00:08:05,567, Character said: FJELDSTED SANATORIUM

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At 00:08:13,127, Character said: SANATORIUM

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At 00:08:33,607, Character said: If we had known you were coming,
we would have cut his hair.

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At 00:08:37,607, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:08:41,607, Character said: The resemblance is uncanny.

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At 00:08:45,607, Character said: It is with many twins
I think it's pretty common.

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At 00:08:49,767, Character said: Yes, so...

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At 00:08:53,607, Character said: He's in here.

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At 00:08:59,407, Character said: You've never been here before,
have you?

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At 00:09:07,487, Character said: No.
I haven't seen him for seven years.

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At 00:09:22,007, Character said: - He'll never wake up again, will he?
- No. He's completely brain dead.

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At 00:09:30,167, Character said: - Then turn him off.
- Why, all of a sudden?

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At 00:09:34,607, Character said: It's the best decision.
His organs will benefit others.

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At 00:09:40,327, Character said: - But you never answered our letters.
- I don't open all my mail.

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At 00:09:46,767, Character said: - I wrote you a letter every month.
- Really? Can't you just turn it off?

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At 00:09:52,487, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:09:55,327, Character said: - But may I ask...
- I need money.

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At 00:09:59,607, Character said: He has one million from our parents
that I'll get as his only heir.

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At 00:10:04,767, Character said: - When he's just lying there...
- Of course. It's best for everybody.

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At 00:10:10,167, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:10:14,527, Character said: What was he like?

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At 00:10:18,167, Character said: When you look at someone each day,
you wonder what they were like.

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At 00:10:36,167, Character said: No. It's crooked again.
Are you really unable to see that?

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At 00:10:40,767, Character said: Give me a break.
It looks fine.

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At 00:10:44,047, Character said: Fine? Is fine okay?
I don't think so.

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At 00:10:46,887, Character said: Let me tell you,
you can't drink 19 beers -

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At 00:10:50,607, Character said: - and then judge
whether something is straight.

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At 00:10:57,407, Character said: It's nice and straight now, huh?
It looks fine.

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At 00:11:05,207, Character said: Now it's okay.
Secure it properly.

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At 00:11:19,007, Character said: Exactly.
Just like that.

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At 00:11:21,607, Character said: - Don't we need light in here?
- Yes, when we find an electrician.

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At 00:11:26,607, Character said: - What happened to the one we had?
- I fired him.

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At 00:11:29,607, Character said: He was yakking constantly,
and that doesn't fix the light. Come.

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At 00:11:34,767, Character said: Please close the door.

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At 00:11:54,607, Character said: Our business cards have arrived.

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At 00:11:58,607, Character said: They're just right.
With gold print and everything.

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At 00:12:01,767, Character said: Just hand them out to people
you meet.

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At 00:12:05,607, Character said: - Who ** I going to meet?
- You'll sort it out.

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At 00:12:08,607, Character said: I bought 5,000,
so just get busy.

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At 00:12:36,327, Character said: - Hi.
- Hello.

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At 00:12:40,767, Character said: Isn't it nice?
I've cleaned up a bit.

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At 00:12:46,607, Character said: - Oh...
- People come on the anniversary.

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At 00:12:50,607, Character said: I noticed that it was
seven years ago today.

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At 00:12:55,167, Character said: - You don't come here often?
- No. It's my first time.

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At 00:13:01,167, Character said: I thought that they were down there.

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At 00:13:08,607, Character said: - Is it your parents?
- Yes.

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At 00:13:12,607, Character said: - And your sister?
- No.

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At 00:13:16,607, Character said: - She was my wife.
- Oh, okay.

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At 00:13:22,607, Character said: Was it a car accident?

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At 00:13:28,607, Character said: How did you know?

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At 00:13:30,767, Character said: It almost always is
when they've died on the same day.

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At 00:13:34,327, Character said: I don't want to disturb you.
I always ask too many questions.

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At 00:13:39,167, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:13:41,767, Character said: Thank you fortidying up.

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At 00:13:45,607, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:13:50,007, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:13:57,607, Character said: Do you want to open
a butcher shop with me?

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