The Green Butchers Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:50,436 - Don't take one before they're done. - S***t! Relax! 2 00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:54,441 There are only three small ones for each. You know that. 3 00:00:54,607 --> 00:00:59,601 Now you've mixed them. That's not very bright. 4 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:08,206 Hi, Bjarne. This is Beate. 5 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:10,562 She's a teacher at Tina's school. 6 00:01:10,727 --> 00:01:14,561 - I thought it would only be us. - She just dropped by. 7 00:01:14,727 --> 00:01:18,766 Come on over and sit down, Bjarne. 8 00:01:23,687 --> 00:01:27,726 - Bjarne is shy. - I know what that's like. 9 00:01:29,607 --> 00:01:34,397 - So opening your own shop, huh? - It's a big challenge. 10 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:37,365 - Svend is really bad with problems. - What? 11 00:01:37,527 --> 00:01:42,647 - I ** too. What do you mean? - When you don't get attention... 12 00:01:42,807 --> 00:01:45,605 - Then what? What? - Whatever. 13 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:51,603 And why shouldn't it work? If Holger can succeed, so can we. 14 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:55,919 - He has his Deersausage. - You say "sausage" all the time. 15 00:01:56,087 --> 00:01:59,523 - What do you have? - My Marinade. 16 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,598 Give Bjarne a steak. 17 00:02:13,127 --> 00:02:19,236 Isn't it tough to be a butcher? Isn't it a mess of blood and stuff? 18 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:23,446 - No. - It must be exciting too. 19 00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:26,724 How many pigs could you slaughter in one day? 20 00:02:30,607 --> 00:02:32,598 1,100. 21 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:37,076 1,100? 22 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:41,843 Have you always wanted to be a butcher? 23 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:46,637 It must be lonely in that kitchen with all that blood and... 24 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:53,957 What are you doing? Did you just kick me? 25 00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:57,005 S***t! What the f***k are you doing? 26 00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:00,204 - Why did you invite me? - You need professional help. 27 00:03:00,367 --> 00:03:04,997 - I'm not up for that s***t. - You don't have to kick her. 28 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:08,159 That's just your version. 29 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:17,603 ...and also two Deersausages. They are absolutely marvelous. 30 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:21,442 What is your secret, if I may ask? 31 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:25,998 It's a long story. I've always been fascinated by sausages. 32 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:31,446 It's almost mythological to kill an animal - 33 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:36,442 - and then mock it by sticking it in its own intestine. 34 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:42,603 Can you image anything worse than being stuck up your own a***s? 35 00:03:42,767 --> 00:03:49,002 - No, I don't think so. - That's one of our small pleasures. 36 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:53,445 He's doing it again. No, no, no... 37 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:55,882 Look... He's doing it again. 38 00:03:57,607 --> 00:04:03,443 You can't run a business like that. I don't get why people come back. 39 00:04:03,607 --> 00:04:09,682 - They want the sausage. - Don't say sausage all the time. 40 00:04:09,847 --> 00:04:13,442 I can make a sausage way better that this bunch of junk. 41 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:17,077 What did you say, a***e? 42 00:04:17,247 --> 00:04:19,238 Nothing. 43 00:04:19,407 --> 00:04:25,437 - Delusions of grandeur, huh? - Svend is just talking. It's nothing. 44 00:04:25,607 --> 00:04:31,842 - You are an embarresment to me. - What do you mean by that? 45 00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:36,603 I can't sell Bjarne's pate. It tastes like jockstrap - 46 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:40,476 - and your marinade and meatballs aren't flying over the counter. 47 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:46,438 My marinade may need some work, but don't disparage my meatballs. 48 00:04:46,607 --> 00:04:51,237 They are so f***g tough that you could blow them up like balloons. 49 00:04:51,407 --> 00:04:57,437 Let me stand behind the counter. Why should we be hidden away? 50 00:04:57,607 --> 00:05:02,840 You'll never stand behind the counter, and do you know why? 51 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:07,000 Because you sweat, and you're too disgusting. 52 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:19,076 This isn't working. Can't you see it? We need to open our own shop. 53 00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:23,638 Svend, you have sausage on your head again. 54 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,158 - Hello again. - Hello. 55 00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:40,921 - This is my partner Bjarne. - Hello. 56 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:45,126 Just call me House Hans. You can just ponder why for a moment. 57 00:05:45,287 --> 00:05:48,597 - Yeees... - Isn't it because you sell houses? 58 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:52,601 Yes. Yes... 59 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:56,362 Bjarne, come on out here and have look. 60 00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:05,602 There you have it. Look here. 61 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:10,443 Here we have a bone crusher. Look at these tiles. 62 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:14,600 They're almost intact. Come on. 63 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:22,000 We just need a bit of beef here, some pig there and some chickens here. 64 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,886 Svend, relax. 65 00:06:26,047 --> 00:06:31,440 - What do you say? - It's fine, but it's a lot of money. 66 00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:35,441 - What do you mean? - Two million is a lot of money. 67 00:06:35,607 --> 00:06:40,442 That's a strange number to throw around. 68 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:43,167 He said one million each. 69 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:49,436 - Yes, and that makes two million. - I don't want to discuss that. 70 00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:53,441 I'm planning to mortgage my house all the way. 71 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:57,600 I don't have a house. What ** I supposed to do? 72 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:04,606 - Then it just stops here. - What do you want me to do? 73 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,764 FJELDSTED SANATORIUM 74 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:17,200 SANATORIUM 75 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:37,441 If we had known you were coming, we would have cut his hair. 76 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:39,598 It's okay. 77 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:45,441 The resemblance is uncanny. 78 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:49,600 It is with many twins I think it's pretty common. 79 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:52,600 Yes, so... 80 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:56,963 He's in here. 81 00:08:59,407 --> 00:09:03,002 You've never been here before, have you? 82 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:11,002 No. I haven't seen him for seven years. 83 00:09:22,007 --> 00:09:27,525 - He'll never wake up again, will he? - No. He's completely brain dead. 84 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:34,445 - Then turn him off. - Why, all of a sudden? 85 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:40,159 It's the best decision. His organs will benefit others. 86 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:46,596 - But you never answered our letters. - I don't open all my mail. 87 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:52,319 - I wrote you a letter every month. - Really? Can't you just turn it off? 88 00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:55,160 Of course. 89 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:59,445 - But may I ask... - I need money. 90 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:04,601 He has one million from our parents that I'll get as his only heir. 91 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:10,000 - When he's just lying there... - Of course. It's best for everybody. 92 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,158 Fine. 93 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,597 What was he like? 94 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:24,083 When you look at someone each day, you wonder what they were like. 95 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:40,604 No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that? 96 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,884 Give me a break. It looks fine. 97 00:10:44,047 --> 00:10:46,720 Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so. 98 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:50,436 Let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers - 99 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:53,565 - and then judge whether something is straight. 100 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:02,606 It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine. 101 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:09,325 Now it's okay. Secure it properly. 102 00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:21,441 Exactly. Just like that. 103 00:11:21,607 --> 00:11:26,442 - Don't we need light in here? - Yes, when we find an electrician. 104 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:29,440 - What happened to the one we had? - I fired him. 105 00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:34,601 He was yakking constantly, and that doesn't fix the light. Come. 106 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,600 Please close the door. 107 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:58,441 Our business cards have arrived. 108 00:11:58,607 --> 00:12:01,599 They're just right. With gold print and everything. 109 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:05,442 Just hand them out to people you meet. 110 00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:08,440 - Who ** I going to meet? - You'll sort it out. 111 00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:10,882 I bought 5,000, so just get busy. 112 00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:40,605 - Hi. - Hello. 113 00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:44,521 Isn't it nice? I've cleaned up a bit. 114 00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:50,441 - Oh... - People come on the anniversary. 115 00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:54,077 I noticed that it was seven years ago today. 116 00:12:55,167 --> 00:13:01,003 - You don't come here often? - No. It's my first time. 117 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:04,603 I thought that they were down there. 118 00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:12,441 - Is it your parents? - Yes. 119 00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,757 - And your sister? - No. 120 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:21,601 - She was my wife. - Oh, okay. 121 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,599 Was it a car accident? 122 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,598 How did you know? 123 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,157 It almost always is when they've died on the same day. 124 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:39,003 I don't want to disturb you. I always ask too many questions. 125 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,601 It's okay. 126 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:45,442 Thank you fortidying up. 127 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,326 You're welcome. 128 00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:52,567 Excuse me. 129 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,644 Do you want to open a butcher shop with me? 130 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:05,005...