Spirit Of Seventy S***x (1976) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,183 -Howdy. 2 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,690 Can you help me to buy some tinny, Lowie? 3 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,946 Everybody thinks they know their history. 4 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,449 Not as well as | do. 5 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,996 | was there in, '76. 6 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,627 1776. 7 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,424 Don't believe me, do you? [chuckles] 8 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,844 | sure was. 9 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,598 | knew the best of them, 10 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,309 Washington, 11 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,563 Jefferson, 12 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,357 Franklin, 13 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,442 Revere. 14 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,445 | saw America 15 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:11,905 get born. 16 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:20,330 You know, | could tell you a thing or two about the Revolution. 17 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,208 Huh? 18 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,877 Come with me. 19 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:32,301 Look at that ocean out there, them pretty boats. 20 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:37,139 If | look at them much longer, I'm going to throw up all over myself. 21 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,725 Never could stand the ocean. 22 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,186 Oh, God, my feet are killing me. 23 00:01:45,63 --> 00:01:48,483 History books only give you half of it. 24 00:01:50,27 --> 00:01:55,949 Washington, Jefferson, oh, all of them great men. 25 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,620 | Knew them all. 26 00:02:03,40 --> 00:02:06,877 We had some great times 27 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,338 right here in New England. 28 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,54 Now you, looky here and listen. 29 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,58 I'll tell you what really happened. 30 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:28,106 | can tell you all about the real spirit of '76. 31 00:02:28,106 --> 00:03:21,159 [patriotic music] 32 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,929 -Martha. Martha, come here. | must talk to you. 33 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,640 -General Washington. 34 00:03:44,57 --> 00:03:46,309 It was a wonder to see you walking after last night. 35 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,19 -Oh, it was nice, was it not? 36 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,646 A new day has dawned. 37 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,274 Look, we have a wee bit of time before | engage the British. 38 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,358 How about a little-- 39 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,611 -George, | have no bloody time for a roll in the hay. 40 00:03:57,70 --> 00:03:58,488 The chickens must be fed, 41 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,198 the cows must be milked, 42 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,452 and | have to make tea for the quilting bee. 43 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,495 -| have a twitch that must be itched. 44 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,748 We're not going to squabble, are we? 45 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,583 -Well-- 46 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,668 -Okay, fine. It's settled then. 47 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,296 Over by the cherry tree in the orchard, five minutes. 48 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,547 -Which cherry tree? 49 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,382 -I'm glad you asked me that. 50 00:04:18,08 --> 00:04:22,637 Beyond the spacious skies, right at the amber waves of grain, 51 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,558 east of the purple mountains' majesty, and right at the fruited plains. 52 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,18 You can't miss it. 53 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,442 -The wars would be better won were it fought in bed. 54 00:05:03,94 --> 00:05:05,430 George? -Yes, my Martha. 55 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,433 Martha look, I've made the cover of Time Magazine. 56 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,477 A bit of a celebrity, | **, huh? 57 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,394 Yes. 58 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,687 Terrific. 59 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:17,484 Look George, I've only g***t a few moments to waste on this foolishness. 60 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,528 Let's get on with that twitch of yours, huh? 61 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,154 -Okay. 62 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,242 This is time to see to the needs of our country. 63 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,828 [chuckles] 64 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:28,954 Yes. 65 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:36,753 [music] 66 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,839 [moaning] 67 00:05:39,89 --> 00:05:42,884 [music] 68 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,766 -Oh, George. 69 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:17,228 [moaning] 70 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:25,695 [music] 71 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:30,951 [moaning] 72 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:38,375 [music] 73 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,933 What'd | tell you. 74 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,646 Wasn't George was a hell of a guy? 75 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:36,821 Well, come on, there's some other people | want you to meet. 76 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,77 Paul Revere. 77 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,290 Now there's a nutcase for you, riding through the city, waking 78 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,375 everybody and his brother up. 79 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,129 [chuckles] He was a hell of a guy, though. 80 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,964 Look at that statue they gave him. 81 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,591 Pretty nice, huh? 82 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,95 It's a shame it's g***t 200 years of pigeon s***t all over it. 83 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,849 He used to love to drink and f***k around. 84 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:10,855 Why, now there's a guy who loved his women anytime, anyplace. 85 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,984 He had a signal which he hung in the north church back there 86 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,863 to tell his girlfriend where to meet him. [chuckles] 87 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,492 One of by land and two of by sea. 88 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,579 You might think that was a warning about the British. 89 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,830 Bullshit. 90 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:33,378 It was a signal for his girlfriend to meet him in the woods or in the harbor. 91 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,213 [laughs] 92 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,716 -Hey, Paul Revere. You ain't no gentleman. 93 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,928 You ain't always trying to play with me buns, you are. 94 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,139 -Yes, because you have such lovely buns. 95 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:49,394 -Oh, you can't tell so much outside, Mr. Canyon. 96 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,981 -No, but I'm a connoisseur and | know good buns when | see them, 97 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,732 be they under wraps or not. 98 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:58,569 -Oh, those lovely woods. 99 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,948 -It is pretty, isn't it, but not half as pretty as you. 100 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:06,869 [laughter] 101 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,748 Walk over me so that | might catch a quick glimpse of your a***s. 102 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,127 -Oh Paul. 103 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:30,268 [music] [moaning] 104 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,457 -Oh, that was good, that was. 105 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,294 -Oh, | should say so. 106 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,713 Oh. 107 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,674 -I've g***t some twigs in me briches. 108 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,553 Let's go over to my place and finish it off. 109 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,557 -Oh, I'd love to finish it off with you. 110 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,476 -It's right over the next hill. 111 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,355 -Over the rise, as they say. 112 00:14:18,66 --> 00:14:20,401 [birds chirping] 113 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,783 -Washington should see us now. 114 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,244 He's probably out playing catch the red coat, buffoon. 115 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,747 -Oh, | don't know. 116 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,82 | think he's rather nice. 117 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,294 His wooden teeth did give me splinters. 118 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,213 -Splinters? I'll have to be careful. 119 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,508 -Oh, fear not. | will accommodate thee well. 120 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,347 -Let us tarry no longer. 121 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,765 The evening grows short. 122 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,310 That fool John Hancock's coming over for a late dinner. 123 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,979 -Oh, a threesome. 124 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,398 -Oh, you wouldn't enjoy John. 125 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,566 The only thing big about him is his signature. 126 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,443 -Oh, you're just jealous. 127 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,611 -Not on your life. 128 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,197 I'm a bigger man than any of those revolutionaries. 129 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,866 -We'll see about that. 130 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,707 [music] 131 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:47,405 [moaning] [music] 132 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,505 -Right there, right there. 133 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,592 [music] 134 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,416 -Do you like that? 135 00:18:08,45 --> 00:18:10,256 -Do | like that? -Does it feel good? 136 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,175 -Oh, does it feel good? It feels very good. 137 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,219 Just don't stop. 138 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,238 -Put it in thy mouth. 139 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,489 Oh. 140 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,704 Oh, that feels good, 141 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,85 and right around the edge, love. 142 00:18:49,86 --> 00:18:53,90 [moaning] 143 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,810 Oh, that's good. 144 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,782 Oh, you're the best. 145 00:19:18,32 --> 00:19:23,704 [moaning] 146 00:19:35,49 --> 00:19:36,926 Oh, yes. 147 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,386 Oh, yes. 148 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:47,561 [moaning] 149 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,397 All the way. 150 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,363 Oh, you're good. 151 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,702 [moaning] 152 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:19,427 [music] [moaning] 153 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,632 -Keep doing it. 154 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,344 [moaning] 155 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,12 -Oh, Paul. 156 00:21:45,12 --> 00:21:46,806 Oh, give it to me. 157 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:53,521 [moaning intensely] 158 00:21:53,521...