Spirit Of Seventy S***x (1976) Subtitles

00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,-Howdy.

00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,Can you help me to buy some tinny, Lowie?

00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,Everybody thinks they know their history.

00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,Not as well as | do.

00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,| was there in, '76.

00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,1776.

00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,Don't believe me, do you?
[chuckles]

00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,| sure was.

00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,| knew the best of them,

00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,Washington,

00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,Jefferson,

00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,Franklin,

00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,Revere.

00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,| saw America

00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:11,get born.

00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:20,You know, | could tell you a thing
or two about the Revolution.

00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,Huh?

00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,Come with me.

00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:32,Look at that ocean out there,
them pretty boats.

00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:37,If | look at them much longer,
I'm going to throw up all over myself.

00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,Never could stand the ocean.

00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,Oh, God, my feet are killing me.

00:01:45,63 --> 00:01:48,History books only give you half of it.

00:01:50,27 --> 00:01:55,Washington, Jefferson,
oh, all of them great men.

00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,| Knew them all.

00:02:03,40 --> 00:02:06,We had some great times

00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,right here in New England.

00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,Now you, looky here and listen.

00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,I'll tell you what really happened.

00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:28,| can tell you all
about the real spirit of '76.

00:02:28,106 --> 00:03:21,[patriotic music]

00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,-Martha. Martha, come here.
| must talk to you.

00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,-General Washington.

00:03:44,57 --> 00:03:46,It was a wonder to see you walking
after last night.

00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,-Oh, it was nice, was it not?

00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,A new day has dawned.

00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,Look, we have a wee bit of time
before | engage the British.

00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,How about a little--

00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,-George, | have no bloody time
for a roll in the hay.

00:03:57,70 --> 00:03:58,The chickens must be fed,

00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,the cows must be milked,

00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,and | have to make tea
for the quilting bee.

00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,-| have a twitch that must be itched.

00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,We're not going to squabble, are we?

00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,-Well--

00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,-Okay, fine.
It's settled then.

00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,Over by the cherry tree
in the orchard, five minutes.

00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,-Which cherry tree?

00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,-I'm glad you asked me that.

00:04:18,08 --> 00:04:22,Beyond the spacious skies,
right at the amber waves of grain,

00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,east of the purple mountains' majesty,
and right at the fruited plains.

00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,You can't miss it.

00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,-The wars would be better
won were it fought in bed.

00:05:03,94 --> 00:05:05,George?
-Yes, my Martha.

00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,Martha look, I've made
the cover of Time Magazine.

00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,A bit of a celebrity, | **, huh?

00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,Yes.

00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,Terrific.

00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:17,Look George, I've only g***t a few moments
to waste on this foolishness.

00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,Let's get on
with that twitch of yours, huh?

00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,-Okay.

00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,This is time to see
to the needs of our country.

00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,[chuckles]

00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:28,Yes.

00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:36,[music]

00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,[moaning]

00:05:39,89 --> 00:05:42,[music]

00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,-Oh, George.

00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:17,[moaning]

00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:25,[music]

00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:30,[moaning]

00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:38,[music]

00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,What'd | tell you.

00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,Wasn't George was a hell of a guy?

00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:36,Well, come on, there's some other people
| want you to meet.

00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,Paul Revere.

00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,Now there's a nutcase for you,
riding through the city, waking

00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,everybody and his brother up.

00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,[chuckles]
He was a hell of a guy, though.

00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,Look at that statue they gave him.

00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,Pretty nice, huh?

00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,It's a shame it's g***t 200 years
of pigeon s***t all over it.

00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,He used to love to drink and f***k around.

00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:10,Why, now there's a guy who loved
his women anytime, anyplace.

00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,He had a signal which he hung
in the north church back there

00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,to tell his girlfriend where to meet him.
[chuckles]

00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,One of by land and two of by sea.

00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,You might think that was
a warning about the British.

00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,Bullshit.

00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:33,It was a signal for his girlfriend
to meet him in the woods or in the harbor.

00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,[laughs]

00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,-Hey, Paul Revere.
You ain't no gentleman.

00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,You ain't always trying
to play with me buns, you are.

00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,-Yes, because you have such lovely buns.

00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:49,-Oh, you can't tell so much outside,
Mr. Canyon.

00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,-No, but I'm a connoisseur
and | know good buns when | see them,

00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,be they under wraps or not.

00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:58,-Oh, those lovely woods.

00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,-It is pretty, isn't it,
but not half as pretty as you.

00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:06,[laughter]

00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,Walk over me so that | might catch
a quick glimpse of your a***s.

00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,-Oh Paul.

00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:30,[music]
[moaning]

00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,-Oh, that was good, that was.

00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,-Oh, | should say so.

00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,Oh.

00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,-I've g***t some twigs in me briches.

00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,Let's go over to my place
and finish it off.

00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,-Oh, I'd love to finish it off with you.

00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,-It's right over the next hill.

00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,-Over the rise, as they say.

00:14:18,66 --> 00:14:20,[birds chirping]

00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,-Washington should see us now.

00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,He's probably out playing
catch the red coat, buffoon.

00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,-Oh, | don't know.

00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,| think he's rather nice.

00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,His wooden teeth did give me splinters.

00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,-Splinters? I'll have to be careful.

00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,-Oh, fear not.
| will accommodate thee well.

00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,-Let us tarry no longer.

00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,The evening grows short.

00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,That fool John Hancock's
coming over for a late dinner.

00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,-Oh, a threesome.

00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,-Oh, you wouldn't enjoy John.

00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,The only thing big
about him is his signature.

00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,-Oh, you're just jealous.

00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,-Not on your life.

00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,I'm a bigger man than any
of those revolutionaries.

00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,-We'll see about that.

00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,[music]

00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:47,[moaning]
[music]

00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,-Right there, right there.

00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,[music]

00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,-Do you like that?

00:18:08,45 --> 00:18:10,-Do | like that?
-Does it feel good?

00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,-Oh, does it feel good?
It feels very good.

00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,Just don't stop.

00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,-Put it in thy mouth.

00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,Oh.

00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,Oh, that feels good,

00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,and right around the edge, love.

00:18:49,86 --> 00:18:53,[moaning]

00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,Oh, that's good.

00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,Oh, you're the best.

00:19:18,32 --> 00:19:23,[moaning]

00:19:35,49 --> 00:19:36,Oh, yes.

00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,Oh, yes.

00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:47,[moaning]

00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,All the way.

00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,Oh, you're good.

00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,[moaning]

00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:19,[music]
[moaning]

00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,-Keep doing it.

00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,[moaning]

00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,-Oh, Paul.

00:21:45,12 --> 00:21:46,Oh, give it to me.

00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:53,[moaning intensely]

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