Perfect.Day.2015 Movie Subtitles

1 00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:41,388 Stop, stop. Stop! 2 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:09,819 Come on, sneaky. Hang in there. You can make it. 3 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:46,456 Are you okay? 4 00:04:00,099 --> 00:04:02,235 Fat f***k. 5 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,874 He didn't go hungry in the war. 6 00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:09,543 It might be his glands. 7 00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:12,182 They're called glands, right? 8 00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:17,818 Thyroid does not produce enough hormones so body does not assimilate fat. 9 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:20,687 Glands. My brother told me that. 10 00:04:20,787 --> 00:04:24,628 - Yeah, your brother is a doctor? - No, fatso. 11 00:04:32,831 --> 00:04:34,634 What are they laughing at? 12 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,037 He's just saying funny things, you know. 13 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,707 - Yeah, I can tell that. - It's normal here. 14 00:04:40,807 --> 00:04:45,615 This area is famous for that. Yoghurt and sense of humor. 15 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,187 They always say funny things. That's why people invite them to weddings. 16 00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:55,655 Trust Damir, when you get married invite somebody from here. 17 00:04:55,755 --> 00:05:00,763 They're always laughing. Babies here are born laughing, not crying. 18 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:05,966 Most famous comedian in my country is born here. 19 00:05:06,066 --> 00:05:08,835 Petrovich. You know Petrovich? 20 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,502 No, I don't know Petrovich. 21 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:15,430 He tells famous Albanian in bathtub joke. 22 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,979 - It's great. - Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in. 23 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:23,516 He tells it for 30 years and people always laugh every time he tells. 24 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,186 30 years, always same joke. 25 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:29,189 Yeah, and that might be him in the well. 26 00:05:29,289 --> 00:05:32,028 Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in. 27 00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:41,388 Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in. 28 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:46,973 Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in. 29 00:05:47,073 --> 00:05:49,812 Copy, Mambru! This is B! Go! 30 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,147 Do you have any rope in the car? Over. 31 00:05:54,247 --> 00:05:56,516 I can't hear you. Come back with that! 32 00:05:56,616 --> 00:05:59,419 Do you have any rope in the car? Over. 33 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,989 - Negative. No rope. No rope on board. - Okay. 34 00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:06,393 - We'll be out of here in 15. Over and out. - Copy that. Over and out. 35 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,957 Watch where you step. 36 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,661 They want us to drive around it. 37 00:06:39,091 --> 00:06:41,028 How do you know? 38 00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:43,667 It's a trap. 39 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,203 See that grass there? 40 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,640 They dragged it here. 41 00:06:52,104 --> 00:06:54,307 See, they put mines on one side 42 00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:57,744 so that when you drive around it, boom. Game over. 43 00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:00,183 The question is which side? 44 00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,249 Well, we'd better turn around. 45 00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:05,151 - They would expect us to go right. - You think so? 46 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,955 But if we were coming from the other side, then... 47 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,558 right would be left, so... 48 00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:14,594 B, there was another road back there. 49 00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:17,130 Maybe they know. 50 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,165 - Maybe they know what? - Maybe they know we know. 51 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,603 - Yeah, but we don't know! - Unless they're f***g with us. 52 00:07:23,703 --> 00:07:27,640 Well, come on, B. Just... Let's turn around. There was another road back there... 53 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:28,908 - You hear that? - No. 54 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:31,578 - That! - What? 55 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,784 - RPGs. - What's that? 56 00:07:35,948 --> 00:07:37,750 - Grenades. - No, I didn't hear any grenades. 57 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:40,086 Oui, oui, oui, yeah. No way we're going back that way. 58 00:07:40,186 --> 00:07:42,389 That's not gonna happen. 59 00:07:42,889 --> 00:07:45,058 Mr. cow... 60 00:07:45,158 --> 00:07:47,861 is it to the left or to the right? 61 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,200 You're asking the cow? 62 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,969 Let's go. 63 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,673 - Are we turning around? - RPGs. 64 00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:03,846 It's all here in my logbook. 65 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,713 - What are you doing? - I'm looking it up. 66 00:08:06,813 --> 00:08:09,716 - Mining protocol says to turn around. - Mining protocol. 67 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,285 Don't believe everything you read in mining protocol. 68 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:14,421 They write that stuff in Geneva. 69 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,756 They've never seen a mine in their lives in Geneva. 70 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:20,460 Cows, yes, plenty of cows but none with mines around 'em. 71 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,696 This is my protocol, not Geneva. 72 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,866 There it is. 73 00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:29,845 What? Is that my handwriting? What the f***k does that say... 74 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:32,125 But I don't know what it says. It says to turn around. 75 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:35,242 No, look. Look, right there. What is that? That's a cow. 76 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:37,202 - It's a dog. - It's not a dog. 77 00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:40,847 - Yes, it's a dog... - Dogs don't have horns. That's a cow. 78 00:08:40,947 --> 00:08:44,453 That's an arrow and it says to go right. 79 00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:48,288 Or left? 80 00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:51,658 Oh, f***k it. We're late. 81 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:54,127 - We're sick of cows. - No, no! What are you doing... 82 00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:56,596 Arrows and all of this f***g bullshit. 83 00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:59,699 No, no, no! No, we have to go back, B! 84 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:02,435 Oh, no, please! We have to go back! Don't you dare... 85 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:06,511 - Catch a tiger by the toe. - No, no, no. Oh, no. 86 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,794 If he hollers... 87 00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:22,959 P***n! I hate you! I just... I hate you. 88 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:26,963 I hate you! F***g crazy! 89 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:35,238 They brought him from somewhere else and throw into well to spoil water. 90 00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:41,477 They hear them when they came with car. With loud music, boom, boom, boom. 91 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:46,212 When they came out this morning, fat guy was in well. 92 00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:48,117 Well. 93 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,751 He wants to know where you're from. 94 00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:55,054 - Puerto Rico. - Puerto Rico. American. 95 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:59,225 - Piculin Ortiz. - Yes, Piculin Ortiz... 96 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:04,440 - Great basketball player. - Yes, very good. Piculin Ortiz, very good. 97 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,703 He asks why you're here. Don't you have woman who loves you at home? 98 00:10:10,803 --> 00:10:14,102 Tell him I do. That's why I'm here. 99 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:21,818 He says you're funny like you're from here. You know, the same sense of humor. 100 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,522 Okay. 101 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:35,824 I'll never get in a car with you again, you g***t that? Never again. 102 00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:38,298 - What happened? - He doesn't give a s***t about rules. 103 00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,901 She wanted to go one way, me, another. It's always the same with chicks. 104 00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,937 You ran over a cow! We could have blown up! 105 00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:47,040 - I consulted my notebook. - Your notebook? 106 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,479 You're not gonna say anything? 107 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:55,951 - S***t, B. - S***t, B? 108 00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,785 Is that all? 109 00:10:58,885 --> 00:11:00,893 What do you want me to say? 110 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,690 I'm... I don't know. You're in charge of security here. 111 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,559 What will you do next? Send him to bed without dessert? 112 00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:10,129 Dessert? I didn't know there was dessert here. 113 00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,265 Mambru, everything was under control. 114 00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:16,135 You know me. There was nothing crazy about it. Intuitive, maybe. But not crazy. 115 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:18,171 Sophie. 116 00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:21,708 He knew there was nothing underneath that cow. 117 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,547 He was just... showing off for you. 118 00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:27,614 Sophie, come on! Sophie. 119 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:32,752 She's adorable! And you are getting no respect from her. 120 00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:35,261 Did you know about this dessert? 121 00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:39,462 Glad I only g***t one more week here. 122 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,632 Oh, p***n! 123 00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,968 What? 124 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,170 - It's a dude! - I know it's a dude. 125 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,124 - You said a corpse on the radio. - So? 126 00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:55,975 A corpse could be anything. It could be a dog, a pig, a... 127 00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:59,078 Sophie, a corpse is a corpse....