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00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:41,Stop, stop. Stop!
00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:09,Come on, sneaky.
Hang in there. You can make it.
00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:46,Are you okay?
00:04:00,099 --> 00:04:02,Fat f***k.
00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,He didn't go hungry in the war.
00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:09,It might be his glands.
00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:12,They're called glands, right?
00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:17,Thyroid does not produce enough hormones
so body does not assimilate fat.
00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:20,Glands. My brother told me that.
00:04:20,787 --> 00:04:24,- Yeah, your brother is a doctor?
- No, fatso.
00:04:32,831 --> 00:04:34,What are they laughing at?
00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,He's just saying funny things, you know.
00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,- Yeah, I can tell that.
- It's normal here.
00:04:40,807 --> 00:04:45,This area is famous for that.
Yoghurt and sense of humor.
00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,They always say funny things.
That's why people invite them to weddings.
00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:55,Trust Damir, when you get married
invite somebody from here.
00:04:55,755 --> 00:05:00,They're always laughing.
Babies here are born laughing, not crying.
00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:05,Most famous comedian
in my country is born here.
00:05:06,066 --> 00:05:08,Petrovich. You know Petrovich?
00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,No, I don't know Petrovich.
00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:15,He tells famous Albanian in bathtub joke.
00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,- It's great.
- Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:23,He tells it for 30 years and people
always laugh every time he tells.
00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,30 years, always same joke.
00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:29,Yeah, and that might be him in the well.
00:05:29,289 --> 00:05:32,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:41,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:46,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:47,073 --> 00:05:49,Copy, Mambru! This is B! Go!
00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,Do you have any rope in the car? Over.
00:05:54,247 --> 00:05:56,I can't hear you. Come back with that!
00:05:56,616 --> 00:05:59,Do you have any rope in the car? Over.
00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,- Negative. No rope. No rope on board.
- Okay.
00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:06,- We'll be out of here in 15. Over and out.
- Copy that. Over and out.
00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,Watch where you step.
00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,They want us to drive around it.
00:06:39,091 --> 00:06:41,How do you know?
00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:43,It's a trap.
00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,See that grass there?
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,They dragged it here.
00:06:52,104 --> 00:06:54,See, they put mines on one side
00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:57,so that when you drive around it,
boom. Game over.
00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:00,The question is which side?
00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,Well, we'd better turn around.
00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:05,- They would expect us to go right.
- You think so?
00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,But if we were coming
from the other side, then...
00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,right would be left, so...
00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:14,B, there was another road back there.
00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:17,Maybe they know.
00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,- Maybe they know what?
- Maybe they know we know.
00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,- Yeah, but we don't know!
- Unless they're f***g with us.
00:07:23,703 --> 00:07:27,Well, come on, B. Just... Let's turn around.
There was another road back there...
00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:28,- You hear that?
- No.
00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:31,- That!
- What?
00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,- RPGs.
- What's that?
00:07:35,948 --> 00:07:37,- Grenades.
- No, I didn't hear any grenades.
00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:40,Oui, oui, oui, yeah.
No way we're going back that way.
00:07:40,186 --> 00:07:42,That's not gonna happen.
00:07:42,889 --> 00:07:45,Mr. cow...
00:07:45,158 --> 00:07:47,is it to the left or to the right?
00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,You're asking the cow?
00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,Let's go.
00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,- Are we turning around?
- RPGs.
00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:03,It's all here in my logbook.
00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,- What are you doing?
- I'm looking it up.
00:08:06,813 --> 00:08:09,- Mining protocol says to turn around.
- Mining protocol.
00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,Don't believe everything
you read in mining protocol.
00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:14,They write that stuff in Geneva.
00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,They've never seen a mine
in their lives in Geneva.
00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:20,Cows, yes, plenty of cows
but none with mines around 'em.
00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,This is my protocol, not Geneva.
00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,There it is.
00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:29,What? Is that my handwriting?
What the f***k does that say...
00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:32,But I don't know what it says.
It says to turn around.
00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:35,No, look. Look, right there.
What is that? That's a cow.
00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:37,- It's a dog.
- It's not a dog.
00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:40,- Yes, it's a dog...
- Dogs don't have horns. That's a cow.
00:08:40,947 --> 00:08:44,That's an arrow and it says to go right.
00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:48,Or left?
00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:51,Oh, f***k it. We're late.
00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:54,- We're sick of cows.
- No, no! What are you doing...
00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:56,Arrows and all of this f***g bullshit.
00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:59,No, no, no! No, we have to go back, B!
00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:02,Oh, no, please! We have
to go back! Don't you dare...
00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:06,- Catch a tiger by the toe.
- No, no, no. Oh, no.
00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,If he hollers...
00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:22,P***n! I hate you! I just... I hate you.
00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:26,I hate you! F***g crazy!
00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:35,They brought him from somewhere else
and throw into well to spoil water.
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:41,They hear them when they came with car.
With loud music, boom, boom, boom.
00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:46,When they came out this morning,
fat guy was in well.
00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:48,Well.
00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,He wants to know where you're from.
00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:55,- Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico. American.
00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:59,- Piculin Ortiz.
- Yes, Piculin Ortiz...
00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:04,- Great basketball player.
- Yes, very good. Piculin Ortiz, very good.
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,He asks why you're here. Don't you
have woman who loves you at home?
00:10:10,803 --> 00:10:14,Tell him I do. That's why I'm here.
00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:21,He says you're funny like you're from here.
You know, the same sense of humor.
00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,Okay.
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:35,I'll never get in a car with you again,
you g***t that? Never again.
00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:38,- What happened?
- He doesn't give a s***t about rules.
00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,She wanted to go one way, me, another.
It's always the same with chicks.
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,You ran over a cow!
We could have blown up!
00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:47,- I consulted my notebook.
- Your notebook?
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,You're not gonna say anything?
00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:55,- S***t, B.
- S***t, B?
00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,Is that all?
00:10:58,885 --> 00:11:00,What do you want me to say?
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,I'm... I don't know.
You're in charge of security here.
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,What will you do next?
Send him to bed without dessert?
00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:10,Dessert? I didn't know
there was dessert here.
00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,Mambru, everything was under control.
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:16,You know me. There was nothing crazy
about it. Intuitive, maybe. But not crazy.
00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:18,Sophie.
00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:21,He knew there was nothing
underneath that cow.
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,He was just... showing off for you.
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:27,Sophie, come on! Sophie.
00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:32,She's adorable!
And you are getting no respect from her.
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:35,Did you know about this dessert?
00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:39,Glad I only g***t one more week here.
00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,Oh, p***n!
00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,What?
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,- It's a dude!
- I know it's a dude.
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,- You said a corpse on the radio.
- So?
00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:55,A corpse could be anything.
It could be a dog, a pig, a...
00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:59,Sophie, a corpse is a corpse....
00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:09,Come on, sneaky.
Hang in there. You can make it.
00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:46,Are you okay?
00:04:00,099 --> 00:04:02,Fat f***k.
00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,He didn't go hungry in the war.
00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:09,It might be his glands.
00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:12,They're called glands, right?
00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:17,Thyroid does not produce enough hormones
so body does not assimilate fat.
00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:20,Glands. My brother told me that.
00:04:20,787 --> 00:04:24,- Yeah, your brother is a doctor?
- No, fatso.
00:04:32,831 --> 00:04:34,What are they laughing at?
00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,He's just saying funny things, you know.
00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,- Yeah, I can tell that.
- It's normal here.
00:04:40,807 --> 00:04:45,This area is famous for that.
Yoghurt and sense of humor.
00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,They always say funny things.
That's why people invite them to weddings.
00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:55,Trust Damir, when you get married
invite somebody from here.
00:04:55,755 --> 00:05:00,They're always laughing.
Babies here are born laughing, not crying.
00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:05,Most famous comedian
in my country is born here.
00:05:06,066 --> 00:05:08,Petrovich. You know Petrovich?
00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,No, I don't know Petrovich.
00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:15,He tells famous Albanian in bathtub joke.
00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,- It's great.
- Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:23,He tells it for 30 years and people
always laugh every time he tells.
00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,30 years, always same joke.
00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:29,Yeah, and that might be him in the well.
00:05:29,289 --> 00:05:32,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:41,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:46,Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.
00:05:47,073 --> 00:05:49,Copy, Mambru! This is B! Go!
00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,Do you have any rope in the car? Over.
00:05:54,247 --> 00:05:56,I can't hear you. Come back with that!
00:05:56,616 --> 00:05:59,Do you have any rope in the car? Over.
00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,- Negative. No rope. No rope on board.
- Okay.
00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:06,- We'll be out of here in 15. Over and out.
- Copy that. Over and out.
00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,Watch where you step.
00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,They want us to drive around it.
00:06:39,091 --> 00:06:41,How do you know?
00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:43,It's a trap.
00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,See that grass there?
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,They dragged it here.
00:06:52,104 --> 00:06:54,See, they put mines on one side
00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:57,so that when you drive around it,
boom. Game over.
00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:00,The question is which side?
00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,Well, we'd better turn around.
00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:05,- They would expect us to go right.
- You think so?
00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,But if we were coming
from the other side, then...
00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,right would be left, so...
00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:14,B, there was another road back there.
00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:17,Maybe they know.
00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,- Maybe they know what?
- Maybe they know we know.
00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,- Yeah, but we don't know!
- Unless they're f***g with us.
00:07:23,703 --> 00:07:27,Well, come on, B. Just... Let's turn around.
There was another road back there...
00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:28,- You hear that?
- No.
00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:31,- That!
- What?
00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,- RPGs.
- What's that?
00:07:35,948 --> 00:07:37,- Grenades.
- No, I didn't hear any grenades.
00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:40,Oui, oui, oui, yeah.
No way we're going back that way.
00:07:40,186 --> 00:07:42,That's not gonna happen.
00:07:42,889 --> 00:07:45,Mr. cow...
00:07:45,158 --> 00:07:47,is it to the left or to the right?
00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,You're asking the cow?
00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,Let's go.
00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,- Are we turning around?
- RPGs.
00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:03,It's all here in my logbook.
00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,- What are you doing?
- I'm looking it up.
00:08:06,813 --> 00:08:09,- Mining protocol says to turn around.
- Mining protocol.
00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,Don't believe everything
you read in mining protocol.
00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:14,They write that stuff in Geneva.
00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,They've never seen a mine
in their lives in Geneva.
00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:20,Cows, yes, plenty of cows
but none with mines around 'em.
00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,This is my protocol, not Geneva.
00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:25,There it is.
00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:29,What? Is that my handwriting?
What the f***k does that say...
00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:32,But I don't know what it says.
It says to turn around.
00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:35,No, look. Look, right there.
What is that? That's a cow.
00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:37,- It's a dog.
- It's not a dog.
00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:40,- Yes, it's a dog...
- Dogs don't have horns. That's a cow.
00:08:40,947 --> 00:08:44,That's an arrow and it says to go right.
00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:48,Or left?
00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:51,Oh, f***k it. We're late.
00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:54,- We're sick of cows.
- No, no! What are you doing...
00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:56,Arrows and all of this f***g bullshit.
00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:59,No, no, no! No, we have to go back, B!
00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:02,Oh, no, please! We have
to go back! Don't you dare...
00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:06,- Catch a tiger by the toe.
- No, no, no. Oh, no.
00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,If he hollers...
00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:22,P***n! I hate you! I just... I hate you.
00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:26,I hate you! F***g crazy!
00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:35,They brought him from somewhere else
and throw into well to spoil water.
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:41,They hear them when they came with car.
With loud music, boom, boom, boom.
00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:46,When they came out this morning,
fat guy was in well.
00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:48,Well.
00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,He wants to know where you're from.
00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:55,- Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico. American.
00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:59,- Piculin Ortiz.
- Yes, Piculin Ortiz...
00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:04,- Great basketball player.
- Yes, very good. Piculin Ortiz, very good.
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,He asks why you're here. Don't you
have woman who loves you at home?
00:10:10,803 --> 00:10:14,Tell him I do. That's why I'm here.
00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:21,He says you're funny like you're from here.
You know, the same sense of humor.
00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,Okay.
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:35,I'll never get in a car with you again,
you g***t that? Never again.
00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:38,- What happened?
- He doesn't give a s***t about rules.
00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,She wanted to go one way, me, another.
It's always the same with chicks.
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,You ran over a cow!
We could have blown up!
00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:47,- I consulted my notebook.
- Your notebook?
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,You're not gonna say anything?
00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:55,- S***t, B.
- S***t, B?
00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,Is that all?
00:10:58,885 --> 00:11:00,What do you want me to say?
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,I'm... I don't know.
You're in charge of security here.
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,What will you do next?
Send him to bed without dessert?
00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:10,Dessert? I didn't know
there was dessert here.
00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,Mambru, everything was under control.
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:16,You know me. There was nothing crazy
about it. Intuitive, maybe. But not crazy.
00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:18,Sophie.
00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:21,He knew there was nothing
underneath that cow.
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,He was just... showing off for you.
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:27,Sophie, come on! Sophie.
00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:32,She's adorable!
And you are getting no respect from her.
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:35,Did you know about this dessert?
00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:39,Glad I only g***t one more week here.
00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,Oh, p***n!
00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,What?
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,- It's a dude!
- I know it's a dude.
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,- You said a corpse on the radio.
- So?
00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:55,A corpse could be anything.
It could be a dog, a pig, a...
00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:59,Sophie, a corpse is a corpse....
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