Perfect Day (2015) Subtitles

At 00:05:38,914, Character said: Stop, stop. Stop!

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At 00:03:06,211, Character said: Come on, sneaky.
Hang in there. You can make it.

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At 00:03:43,983, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:04:00,099, Character said: Fat f***k.

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At 00:04:02,335, Character said: He didn't go hungry in the war.

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At 00:04:06,939, Character said: It might be his glands.

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At 00:04:09,643, Character said: They're called glands, right?

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At 00:04:13,779, Character said: Thyroid does not produce enough hormones
so body does not assimilate fat.

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At 00:04:17,918, Character said: Glands. My brother told me that.

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At 00:04:20,787, Character said: - Yeah, your brother is a doctor?
- No, fatso.

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At 00:04:32,831, Character said: What are they laughing at?

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At 00:04:34,734, Character said: He's just saying funny things, you know.

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At 00:04:37,137, Character said: - Yeah, I can tell that.
- It's normal here.

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At 00:04:40,807, Character said: This area is famous for that.
Yoghurt and sense of humor.

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At 00:04:46,745, Character said: They always say funny things.
That's why people invite them to weddings.

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At 00:04:51,984, Character said: Trust Damir, when you get married
invite somebody from here.

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At 00:04:55,755, Character said: They're always laughing.
Babies here are born laughing, not crying.

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At 00:05:02,361, Character said: Most famous comedian
in my country is born here.

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At 00:05:06,066, Character said: Petrovich. You know Petrovich?

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At 00:05:08,935, Character said: No, I don't know Petrovich.

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At 00:05:11,602, Character said: He tells famous Albanian in bathtub joke.

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At 00:05:15,830, Character said: - It's great.
- Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.

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At 00:05:19,079, Character said: He tells it for 30 years and people
always laugh every time he tells.

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At 00:05:23,616, Character said: 30 years, always same joke.

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At 00:05:26,286, Character said: Yeah, and that might be him in the well.

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At 00:05:29,289, Character said: Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.

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At 00:05:38,914, Character said: Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.

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At 00:05:44,503, Character said: Mike 2, Mike 2, this is Mike 1, come in.

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At 00:05:47,073, Character said: Copy, Mambru! This is B! Go!

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At 00:05:51,142, Character said: Do you have any rope in the car? Over.

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At 00:05:54,247, Character said: I can't hear you. Come back with that!

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At 00:05:56,616, Character said: Do you have any rope in the car? Over.

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At 00:05:59,519, Character said: - Negative. No rope. No rope on board.
- Okay.

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At 00:06:03,089, Character said: - We'll be out of here in 15. Over and out.
- Copy that. Over and out.

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At 00:06:31,517, Character said: Watch where you step.

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At 00:06:36,121, Character said: They want us to drive around it.

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At 00:06:39,091, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:06:41,428, Character said: It's a trap.

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At 00:06:44,663, Character said: See that grass there?

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At 00:06:48,200, Character said: They dragged it here.

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At 00:06:52,104, Character said: See, they put mines on one side

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At 00:06:54,407, Character said: so that when you drive around it,
boom. Game over.

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At 00:06:57,844, Character said: The question is which side?

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At 00:07:00,979, Character said: Well, we'd better turn around.

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At 00:07:02,349, Character said: - They would expect us to go right.
- You think so?

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At 00:07:05,251, Character said: But if we were coming
from the other side, then...

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At 00:07:09,055, Character said: right would be left, so...

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At 00:07:12,158, Character said: B, there was another road back there.

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At 00:07:14,794, Character said: Maybe they know.

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At 00:07:17,230, Character said: - Maybe they know what?
- Maybe they know we know.

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At 00:07:20,265, Character said: - Yeah, but we don't know!
- Unless they're f***g with us.

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At 00:07:23,703, Character said: Well, come on, B. Just... Let's turn around.
There was another road back there...

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At 00:07:27,740, Character said: - You hear that?
- No.

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At 00:07:29,008, Character said: - That!
- What?

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At 00:07:31,678, Character said: - RPGs.
- What's that?

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At 00:07:35,948, Character said: - Grenades.
- No, I didn't hear any grenades.

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At 00:07:37,850, Character said: Oui, oui, oui, yeah.
No way we're going back that way.

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At 00:07:40,186, Character said: That's not gonna happen.

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At 00:07:42,889, Character said: Mr. cow...

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At 00:07:45,158, Character said: is it to the left or to the right?

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At 00:07:47,961, Character said: You're asking the cow?

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At 00:07:51,096, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:07:54,199, Character said: - Are we turning around?
- RPGs.

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At 00:08:01,406, Character said: It's all here in my logbook.

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At 00:08:04,810, Character said: - What are you doing?
- I'm looking it up.

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At 00:08:06,813, Character said: - Mining protocol says to turn around.
- Mining protocol.

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At 00:08:09,816, Character said: Don't believe everything
you read in mining protocol.

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At 00:08:12,385, Character said: They write that stuff in Geneva.

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At 00:08:14,521, Character said: They've never seen a mine
in their lives in Geneva.

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At 00:08:16,856, Character said: Cows, yes, plenty of cows
but none with mines around 'em.

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At 00:08:20,560, Character said: This is my protocol, not Geneva.

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At 00:08:23,796, Character said: There it is.

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At 00:08:26,266, Character said: What? Is that my handwriting?
What the f***k does that say...

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At 00:08:29,945, Character said: But I don't know what it says.
It says to turn around.

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At 00:08:32,225, Character said: No, look. Look, right there.
What is that? That's a cow.

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At 00:08:35,342, Character said: - It's a dog.
- It's not a dog.

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At 00:08:37,302, Character said: - Yes, it's a dog...
- Dogs don't have horns. That's a cow.

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At 00:08:40,947, Character said: That's an arrow and it says to go right.

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At 00:08:46,285, Character said: Or left?

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At 00:08:48,888, Character said: Oh, f***k it. We're late.

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At 00:08:51,908, Character said: - We're sick of cows.
- No, no! What are you doing...

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At 00:08:54,227, Character said: Arrows and all of this f***g bullshit.

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At 00:08:56,696, Character said: No, no, no! No, we have to go back, B!

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At 00:08:59,799, Character said: Oh, no, please! We have
to go back! Don't you dare...

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At 00:09:02,535, Character said: - Catch a tiger by the toe.
- No, no, no. Oh, no.

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At 00:09:06,611, Character said: If he hollers...

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At 00:09:19,551, Character said: P***n! I hate you! I just... I hate you.

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At 00:09:23,059, Character said: I hate you! F***g crazy!

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At 00:09:30,797, Character said: They brought him from somewhere else
and throw into well to spoil water.

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At 00:09:36,635, Character said: They hear them when they came with car.
With loud music, boom, boom, boom.

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At 00:09:42,975, Character said: When they came out this morning,
fat guy was in well.

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At 00:09:46,312, Character said: Well.

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At 00:09:49,415, Character said: He wants to know where you're from.

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At 00:09:51,851, Character said: - Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico. American.

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At 00:09:55,759, Character said: - Piculin Ortiz.
- Yes, Piculin Ortiz...

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At 00:09:59,325, Character said: - Great basketball player.
- Yes, very good. Piculin Ortiz, very good.

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At 00:10:06,565, Character said: He asks why you're here. Don't you
have woman who loves you at home?

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At 00:10:10,803, Character said: Tell him I do. That's why I'm here.

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At 00:10:17,509, Character said: He says you're funny like you're from here.
You know, the same sense of humor.

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At 00:10:24,050, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:10:32,457, Character said: I'll never get in a car with you again,
you g***t that? Never again.

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At 00:10:35,924, Character said: - What happened?
- He doesn't give a s***t about rules.

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At 00:10:38,398, Character said: She wanted to go one way, me, another.
It's always the same with chicks.

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At 00:10:42,001, Character said: You ran over a cow!
We could have blown up!

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At 00:10:44,037, Character said: - I consulted my notebook.
- Your notebook?

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At 00:10:47,140, Character said: You're not gonna say anything?

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At 00:10:52,711, Character said: - S***t, B.
- S***t, B?

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At 00:10:56,748, Character said: Is that all?

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At 00:10:58,885, Character said: What do you want me to say?

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At 00:11:00,993, Character said: I'm... I don't know.
You're in charge of security here.

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At 00:11:03,790, Character said: What will you do next?
Send him to bed without dessert?

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At 00:11:06,659, Character said: Dessert? I didn't know
there was dessert here.

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At 00:11:10,229, Character said: Mambru, everything was under control.

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At 00:11:12,365, Character said: You know me. There was nothing crazy
about it. Intuitive, maybe. But not crazy.

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At 00:11:16,235, Character said: Sophie.

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At 00:11:18,271, Character said: He knew there was nothing
underneath that cow.

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At 00:11:21,808, Character said: He was just... showing off for you.

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At 00:11:25,377, Character said: Sophie, come on! Sophie.

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At 00:11:28,014, Character said: She's adorable!
And you are getting no respect from her.

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At 00:11:32,852, Character said: Did you know about this dessert?

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At 00:11:36,922, Character said: Glad I only g***t one more week here.

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At 00:11:40,926, Character said: Oh, p***n!

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At 00:11:44,097, Character said: What?

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At 00:11:47,899, Character said: - It's a dude!
- I know it's a dude.

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At 00:11:50,270, Character said: - You said a corpse on the radio.
- So?

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At 00:11:53,224, Character said: A corpse could be anything.
It could be a dog, a pig, a...

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At 00:11:56,075, Character said: Sophie, a corpse is a corpse....