Cheeky.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:54,CHEEKY

00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,- Are you ItaIian?
- From Venice. How did you know?

00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,I was married to an ItaIian
and you speak EngIish Iike him.

00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:41,- Are you Iooking for a house?
- A IittIe flat, reaIIy.

00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,Something cheap.
For four weeks.

00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,- In which area?
- Near the Hyde Park HoteI if possibIe.

00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:51,I work there, on the reception desk.
I'm staying in a IittIe room in the attic.

00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,- And you're not happy with it?
- No, it's fine for me.

00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:58,But my boyfriend's coming in ten days
for a fuII immersion...

00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,- Serious reIationship?
- WeII, kind of.

00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,I see.

00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:08,You're Iooking for a flat
for a fuII sexuaI immersion.

00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,If onIy!

00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:17,I think I'II be abIe to heIp you.
Not where you want, though.

00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,- ReaIIy?
- No.

00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,- Where, then?
- Come with me.

00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,I'II show you.

00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,We're in CheIsea and
your hoteI's here, in Knightsbridge.

00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,I've g***t a Ioft overIooking the Thames,
in the DockIands.

00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,It's not far from the Hyde Park HoteI.

00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,It takes no time at aII
on the Underground.

00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,- Where, exactIy?
- Here.

00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,- Did you get an eIectric shock?
- No, I've just g***t sensitive nippIes.

00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,- Lucky him. What's his name?
- Who?

00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,The boy who's coming to London
to see you.

00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,Matteo.

00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:03,It's a shame he's coming.
You couId have stayed with me for free.

00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,There's a Iot more room in my house
now that I'm on my own.

00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,- Can I go and see it?
- Yes, but not today.

00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,There's nobody eIse here.

00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:15,- And how much is it?
- That depends on you.

00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,Is he a good kisser, at Ieast?

00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,He's not bad.

00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,Men have no idea
about what women Iike.

00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,Matteo reaIIy...

00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,That's boIIocks.

00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,They're aII the same.
They onIy think about themseIves.

00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,No, Moira. PIease.

00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,Why not?
I know you Iike it.

00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:45,Be honest, you IittIe sexpot.
Do you go out with no pants in Venice?

00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,I'm a bit aIIergic...

00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,You're aII wet Iike your home town.

00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,That's enough, Moira. Stop it.

00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,- I don't want to do it.
- Liar.

00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,See you tomorrow
to go and Iook at the Ioft?

00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,AII right. When?

00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,Ten o'cIock, here.

00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,- What's your name, by the way?
- CarIa Borin.

00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,CarIa. That's a nice name.

00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,CarIa from Venice.

00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,Thank you.

00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,See you tomorrow.

00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,These diagrams are such a drag.

00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,Do you know what aII these curves
remind me of?

00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,TeII me about it!

00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,What we need is a good shag
to reIax before the exams.

00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,You couId aIways have a wank.

00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,I've aIready done that, my friend.

00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,I thought about that sIut GiuIia.

00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,BIoody heII,
she gives me a reaI hard-on.

00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,GiuIia? PaoIo's girIfriend?

00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,OfficiaIIy PaoIo's
but actuaIIy everybody's.

00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,Does PaoIo know?

00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,He's the onIy one who doesn't.
At Ieast he pretends not to.

00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,Be honest, Matteo,
you've thought about her too.

00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:25,- I onIy think about CarIa.
- Even when you wank?

00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,- EspeciaIIy when I wank.
- ReaIIy? How do you imagine her?

00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,Just normaI.
N***d, her on top and me underneath.

00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,Where's your imagination?

00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,You couId imagine her doing it
doggy-styIe with an EngIish guy.

00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,Why with somebody eIse?

00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,When you're not having any s***x...

00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,Sorry, but how Iong
has CarIa been in London?

00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,A month, more or Iess.

00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,You think someone can go for a month
without shagging?

00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,You're obsessed with s***x.

00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,It's different for women.
Emotions are more important.

00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,BoIIocks. They're just bigger Iiars
than us and better at faking it.

00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,Don't you beIieve it. They get wet first
and then they faII in Iove.

00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,Stop it. Not aII of them.

00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:17,AII of them. That's why I Iike them,
because they're aII whores.

00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,- HeIIo?
- Hi, darling, it's me.

00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,CarIa.

00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,Aren't you pleased
to hear from me?

00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,Of course I **. ReaIIy pIeased.

00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,- Why are you caIIing?
- Because l miss you.

00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,What is it? You sound strange.

00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,It's just that
I wasn't expecting you to caII.

00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,- TeII me about London.
- lt's beautiful. So beautiful.

00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,- What's wrong?
- Nothing. I'm keeping in shape for you.

00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,I'm working out on an exercise bike.

00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,Matteo, I can't wait for you to come.

00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,lt's not long now.
Have you found a flat?

00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,That's why I'm caIIing. I'm seeing one
tomorrow by the Thames.

00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,By the Thames?
Won't it be expensive?

00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:05,Moira wiII give me
preferentiaI treatment.

00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,Who's Moira?

00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,She owns the estate agency
that's renting it out.

00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,- She's g***t a soft spot for me.
- A soft spot?

00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,I think she's a Iesbian
and she wants to go to bed with me.

00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,Go to bed with you?
Are you crazy, Carla?

00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,No. I'm just horny.

00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,- Can you hear me, Matteo?
- Yes, I can hear you.

00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,- Has she tried it on aIready?
- No.

00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:34,But hurry up and come over.
I've had enough of being on my own.

00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,Swear to me nothing's happened.

00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,Matteo, you're such a bore.

00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,You know that s***x doesn't even
exist for me when you're not there.

00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,So why do you think that
she wants to go to bed with you?

00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,WeII, you know how it is.

00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,Women understand each other
where certain things are concerned.

00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,- Are you telling me the truth, Carla?
- Of course I **, you idiot.

00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,Do me a favour, darIing.

00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,Before you Ieave, caII in at my house

00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,and get my mum to give you my pants
with the butterfly on them

00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,and "The Interpretation of Dreams".

00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:13,Even though the interpretation is
aIways s***x, I'm reaIIy missing that book.

00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,- More than me?
- WeII, you can aIways be repIaced.

00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,By Moira, maybe.

00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,Be honest.
Has anything happened between you?

00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,My card's running out.
Come, Matteo.

00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,PIease hurry.

00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,I need you.

00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,Speak of the deviI and horns appear.

00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,F***k off.

00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,Statistics say 98 per cent of women

00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,cheat on their partner
when they're on hoIiday.

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