Lez Bomb (2018) Subtitles

At 00:01:35,310, Character said: Subtitles by explosiveskull

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At 00:01:50,007, Character said: - Thank you.
- Does your mom have a favorite flower?

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At 00:01:52,977, Character said: Ah, she loves those red
Gerbera flowers.

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At 00:02:00,018, Character said: Do you have a favorite flower?

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At 00:02:02,353, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:02:04,890, Character said: Well, when you dated
people in the past

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At 00:02:06,924, Character said: what kind of flower..?

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At 00:02:09,260, Character said: what kind of flower
did they give you?

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At 00:02:11,163, Character said: I think I've given more
flowers than I've received.

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At 00:02:15,366, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:16,801, Character said: - Really?
- Yes.

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At 00:02:18,135, Character said: - No.
- Yes.

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At 00:02:20,038, Character said: You have to let me be the
one to give you flowers.

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At 00:02:31,149, Character said: I don't understand
people. Who steals a doormat?

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At 00:02:35,387, Character said: How're you doin'?

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At 00:02:37,055, Character said: Oh, I'm missing doormats
and losing my mind.

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At 00:02:40,324, Character said: You know what I'm saying.

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At 00:02:41,826, Character said: This is your first Thanksgiving

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At 00:02:43,127, Character said: without your dad.

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At 00:02:44,862, Character said: - Hi.
- Hey.

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At 00:02:47,231, Character said: Why, why are
you huddled outside my door?

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At 00:02:49,800, Character said: Will you come in to the office
to pay, sweetie?

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At 00:02:52,069, Character said: I'm waiting for my daughter to
come and bring me the cash.

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At 00:02:55,073, Character said: - I'll bring it tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.

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At 00:02:58,175, Character said: She's...

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At 00:02:59,443, Character said: Excuse me. Can I help you?

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At 00:03:02,813, Character said: - I don't know. Who are you?
- Rose.

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At 00:03:06,283, Character said: This is my hotel.

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At 00:03:07,786, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:03:09,820, Character said: Yeah, I'm just lost.

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At 00:03:12,090, Character said: - Okay.
- Thought it was a diner but...

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At 00:03:15,026, Character said: Yeah, all good. Thanks.

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At 00:03:18,229, Character said: - Bye.
- Bye.

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At 00:03:24,802, Character said: What the hell was that?

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At 00:03:27,038, Character said: I've seen that van before.

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At 00:03:28,539, Character said: You've gotta tell me this stuff.

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At 00:03:30,474, Character said: - What stuff?
- Suspicious stuff.

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At 00:03:32,544, Character said: Your brother is the most
suspicious thing around here.

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At 00:03:36,514, Character said: - That's true.
- Alright.

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At 00:03:45,423, Character said: - I like you in an apron.
- Don't get used to it.

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At 00:03:49,127, Character said: - So, I've been thinking about something.
- Oh, yeah, what?

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At 00:03:52,497, Character said: I think maybe you and
I should go on a trip.

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At 00:03:57,802, Character said: Oh, yeah? Where do you wanna go?

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At 00:04:00,038, Character said: I don't know.
Maybe somewhere for New...

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At 00:04:01,872, Character said: Ahem, Ladies, are we
interrupting something?

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At 00:04:05,210, Character said: This is Mimi.

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At 00:04:06,544, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:04:08,013, Character said: Mimi, this is
my roommate Lauren,

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At 00:04:09,548, Character said: and Hailey.

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At 00:04:10,481, Character said: I have to pee.

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At 00:04:12,250, Character said: I'm sorry.
The bathroom is down the hall.

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At 00:04:21,225, Character said: Somethin' smells good.
What are we cookin'?

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At 00:04:23,427, Character said: Berry crumble for tomorrow.

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At 00:04:25,163, Character said: What are your Thanksgiving
plans? What are you doing?

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At 00:04:27,098, Character said: Mimi invited me to
a pot luck in Brooklyn

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At 00:04:29,033, Character said: with some friends,
so I don't know.

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At 00:04:30,901, Character said: - I'm Weighing my options.
- Oh.

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At 00:04:32,437, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:35,072, Character said: - Wait, no, no, stop.
- Ooh!

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At 00:04:36,908, Character said: - Hey, Mrs. Anderson!
- No, no.

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At 00:04:38,043, Character said: Not, not funny,

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At 00:04:39,343, Character said: Austin, seriously?
Give me the phone.

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At 00:04:41,178, Character said: - Oh, why thank you.
- Give me the phone.

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At 00:04:44,182, Character said: Hi, mom.
Yeah, I'll call you back.

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At 00:04:49,086, Character said: Bye, Mrs. Anderson.

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At 00:04:50,322, Character said: - Austin!
- Yeah. Watch out.

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At 00:04:54,291, Character said: Hey. It's nice
to see you too, Hailey.

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At 00:04:57,095, Character said: Always a pleasure, Austin.

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At 00:05:01,199, Character said: I'm gonna check the crumble.

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At 00:05:07,471, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:05:10,274, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:14,178, Character said: Looking for a diner, my a***s.

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At 00:05:16,480, Character said: I'm home!

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At 00:05:21,485, Character said: My brother,

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At 00:05:23,622, Character said: is up to something.

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At 00:05:25,290, Character said: - Well, you gotta fire him.
- I can't fire my brother.

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At 00:05:27,358, Character said: Work's supposed
to keep him out of trouble.

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At 00:05:29,194, Character said: Are you eating blueberry pie?

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At 00:05:31,161, Character said: First of all, it's only
147 calories per slice.

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At 00:05:34,031, Character said: - Yeah.
- Second of all,

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At 00:05:36,000, Character said: - it's a super-food.
- And you're a super-man,

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At 00:05:39,137, Character said: but it's for tomorrow.

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At 00:05:40,572, Character said: Not this slice.

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At 00:05:42,841, Character said: Okay. Did you watch
the turkey carving video?

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At 00:05:46,411, Character said: Well, I did and I didn't.

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At 00:05:49,380, Character said: - Dad always carved the turkey.
- Oh, come here.

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At 00:05:52,416, Character said: I know.
I'll watch the video, I promise.

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At 00:05:55,052, Character said: I miss him too.

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At 00:05:56,521, Character said: And he's the only one
that would fight me for

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At 00:05:58,290, Character said: - the dark meat.
- Oh, please watch the video.

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At 00:06:00,591, Character said: I will, I swear. I mean,
how else ** I gonna know how

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At 00:06:03,127, Character said: carve a dumb turkey?

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At 00:06:04,995, Character said: Yeah. I still love you, though.

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At 00:06:06,497, Character said: Yeah, I love you too.

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At 00:06:11,136, Character said: What are we supposed
to do with that?

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At 00:06:17,242, Character said: - Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.

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At 00:06:21,646, Character said: - No.
- Hey, mom.

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At 00:06:23,247, Character said: - You didn't call me back!
- Uh, sorry.

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At 00:06:26,151, Character said: Austin sent
a smoked turkey again.

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At 00:06:29,053, Character said: I'm making my turkey too. How
much turkey does he think we eat?

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At 00:06:32,189, Character said: I have no idea. I mean,
he's not even coming this year.

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At 00:06:34,459, Character said: - What's with the Wi-Fi?
- You know, sweetie, technologically,

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At 00:06:37,194, Character said: that doesn't do anything.
So, did you have a nice night?

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At 00:06:40,331, Character said: Yeah. Just hanging out
with Hailey.

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At 00:06:42,567, Character said: - When are we meeting the boyfriend?
- Soon.

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At 00:06:45,302, Character said: - When's soon?
- Mom.

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At 00:06:47,204, Character said: When are you and
your friend coming tomorrow?

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At 00:06:49,040, Character said: I need a game plan.
I don't like surprises.

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At 00:06:51,543, Character said: I'm coming at, like, 10:00.
She's coming a little later.

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At 00:06:54,312, Character said: Okay, okay, I love you.
Bye. Muah!

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At 00:06:57,048, Character said: I love you, too. Bye. Muah!

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At 00:07:02,052, Character said: She doesn't like surprises.

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At 00:07:04,322, Character said: - Surprise, I'm not a boyfriend.
- Right.

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At 00:07:07,625, Character said: What should I wear tomorrow?

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At 00:07:09,026, Character said: Um, I don't know,

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At 00:07:10,095, Character said: just, casual, comfortable.

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At 00:07:12,596, Character said: My family's super comfortable.

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At 00:07:14,199, Character said: - Pajamas?
- Funny.

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At 00:07:16,233, Character said: What are you gonna say to them?

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At 00:07:17,735, Character said: Mom, dad, I have a girlfriend.

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At 00:07:20,137, Character said: She'll be here, like, real soon.

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At 00:07:22,240, Character said: Are you sure you don't
want me to come with you?

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At 00:07:24,209, Character said: Yeah. I don't wanna
bombard them.

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At 00:08:17,095, Character said: Did you watch
the video yet?

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At 00:08:18,262, Character said: I'm on it.

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At 00:08:21,098, Character said: - I want grandchildren.
- Okay.

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At 00:08:23,267, Character said: I don't wanna be 80,
chasing around a 5-year-old.

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At 00:08:25,836, Character said: - No.
- I'm still vivacious.

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At 00:08:27,471, Character said: Yes, you are.

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At 00:08:29,440, Character said: - How did we get old?
- Nobody's old. Who's old?

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At 00:08:32,777, Character said: Just yesterday I was getting high
and listening to The Beatles.

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At 00:08:35,580, Character said: Well, yeah, that's what you do...
Lauren's walking?

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At 00:08:39,083, Character said: Why would she walk?

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At 00:08:40,818, Character said: - I have no idea.
- Who walks?

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At 00:08:51,729, Character said: - What are you doing?
- Why didn't you call for a ride?

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At 00:08:54,432, Character said: Sorry, I just wanted to walk,
clear my head.

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At 00:08:56,533, Character said: Just doing
my beads, chanting.

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At 00:08:58,336, Character said: Alright. Well,
let me hug my favorite daughter.

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At 00:09:00,871, Character said: -...