Macgyver Internal -bamboozle S04E07 (2016) Subtitles

At 00:00:22,935, Character said: ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted

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At 00:00:25,590, Character said: ♪ Vacation, had to get away...

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At 00:00:29,072, Character said: Whoa. Check this out.

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At 00:00:33,207, Character said: Eh?

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At 00:00:34,382, Character said: "Inspired by the European
reception halls

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At 00:00:36,427, Character said: of the 19th century..."
I see it.

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At 00:00:39,604, Character said: "The king first commissioned
this royal hall

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At 00:00:41,606, Character said: at the turn
of the 20th century."

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At 00:00:45,436, Character said: You want to check out
the night markets?

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At 00:00:47,090, Character said: No,
this is great. Yeah.

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At 00:00:49,223, Character said: Picture?

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At 00:00:51,007, Character said: Okay. With the cool sword.Okay. Yeah.

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At 00:00:54,010, Character said: Smile.

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At 00:01:02,845, Character said: Mac.

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At 00:01:05,326, Character said: Why does she look familiar?

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At 00:01:13,334, Character said: Karenni activist
Pinapa Chaiveera.

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At 00:01:15,466, Character said: She's been on the news lately
for protesting

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At 00:01:17,599, Character said: deplorable conditions on the
Burmese border in refugee camps.

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At 00:01:20,515, Character said: It looks like
she's being arrested.

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At 00:01:22,256, Character said: I've seen Brokedown Palace.

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At 00:01:23,822, Character said: Once she's in prison,
she is not getting out.

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At 00:01:29,741, Character said: We're supposed
to be on vacation.

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At 00:01:36,313, Character said: On the bright side,
we freed her.

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At 00:01:38,533, Character said: Quick. In here. Quick.

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At 00:01:49,065, Character said: Okay, we need a way out.

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At 00:01:54,288, Character said: Um... All right.

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At 00:01:56,290, Character said: I think I g***t an idea.

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At 00:01:58,379, Character said: Gotta get over here.

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At 00:02:00,685, Character said: I need your bra.

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At 00:02:01,947, Character said: Oh, baby, I think I need it
more than you.

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At 00:02:03,906, Character said: Underwires are made
of malleable nickel titanium.

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At 00:02:07,736, Character said: By winding it through the fuse box,
electrifying the wrench,

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At 00:02:09,520, Character said: I should be able to kill power
to the whole place,

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At 00:02:11,522, Character said: giving us a chance to run away.

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At 00:02:12,871, Character said: How did you do that so fast?

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At 00:02:14,046, Character said: Every woman on the planet can.Right.

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At 00:02:18,399, Character said: Sorry. Thank you.Mm-hmm.

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At 00:02:22,881, Character said: Would these help?

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At 00:02:23,969, Character said: Mm-hmm. Thank you.

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At 00:02:25,667, Character said: You ready?

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At 00:02:27,451, Character said: God, I missed blowing things up.

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At 00:02:29,323, Character said: Happy anniversary, babe.

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At 00:03:02,269, Character said: So...

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At 00:03:03,922, Character said: You both work
at a think tank, huh?

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At 00:03:05,881, Character said: Yes. I-I'm an engineer.
She's a language specialist.

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At 00:03:08,666, Character said: Did you meet at work?

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At 00:03:10,146, Character said: No, we were both volunteering
at the animal shelter

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At 00:03:12,453, Character said: and we liked the same puppy.

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At 00:03:13,802, Character said: What was the name of the puppy?

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At 00:03:15,499, Character said: Gizmo.

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At 00:03:16,674, Character said: And the breed?

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At 00:03:19,155, Character said: Oh, come on. Nobody's
gonna ask us that.

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At 00:03:22,985, Character said: I'm being thorough.

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At 00:03:25,466, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:26,467, Character said: You g***t to work on your accent.

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At 00:03:27,946, Character said: You sound like
a constipated cowboy.

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At 00:03:30,166, Character said: You have two hours
to get your story straight.

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At 00:03:31,907, Character said: That man will question you
and dig into your past

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At 00:03:33,604, Character said: like a famished jackal.

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At 00:03:35,171, Character said: It's just Riley's boyfriend.
It's not like we're infiltrating

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At 00:03:36,825, Character said: the Kremlin.
We're going on a double date.

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At 00:03:38,783, Character said: MacGYVER: Yeah, he's an
accountant. What's he gonna do?

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At 00:03:40,959, Character said: Our taxes?

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At 00:03:42,787, Character said: You must maintain your covers.

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At 00:03:44,876, Character said: Not just for Riley,
but for the survival

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At 00:03:46,182, Character said: of our organization.

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At 00:03:47,836, Character said: At least the whole dating
part of your cover is real.

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At 00:03:52,319, Character said: Yeah, hang on.
W-What was that?

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At 00:03:54,321, Character said: Those little microexpressions.
You two aredating?

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At 00:03:57,889, Character said: Yes, of course we are.

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At 00:04:00,065, Character said: It's just that...

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At 00:04:01,502, Character said: It's just that we haven't
really been on a "date" date

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At 00:04:05,462, Character said: since before we broke up.

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At 00:04:06,855, Character said: Seriously?

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At 00:04:08,030, Character said: Mac... Uh, well, it's
a little hard

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At 00:04:09,074, Character said: with all the chaos

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At 00:04:10,380, Character said: and saving the world stuff
we do around here.

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At 00:04:12,339, Character said: Well, tonight you can enjoy
a well-deserved night off. Hmm?

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At 00:04:14,776, Character said: Where are you going tonight?

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At 00:04:16,821, Character said: Aubrey g***t us a reservation at
a pop-up restaurant called...

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At 00:04:20,782, Character said: uh, something French.

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At 00:04:22,305, Character said: Uh, Fork. Spoon.

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At 00:04:23,437, Character said: La Belle... Cuillère?

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At 00:04:25,874, Character said: Yeah.
You're joking.

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: Chef Salvatore is a
world-renowned culinary artist.

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At 00:04:29,791, Character said: I've called in every favor
and I'm still

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At 00:04:32,228, Character said: on the damned wait list. Right.

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At 00:04:33,534, Character said: We are finished here.

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At 00:04:34,709, Character said: Just remember your covers.

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At 00:04:36,624, Character said: And act like a couple.

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At 00:04:38,713, Character said: Hmm? We are a couple.

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At 00:04:40,367, Character said: Yeah. A normal couple.

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At 00:05:01,257, Character said: Well, you look nice.

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At 00:05:04,739, Character said: So do you.

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At 00:05:07,611, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:09,134, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:05:14,488, Character said: ♪ I don't want a place to stay

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At 00:05:20,407, Character said: ♪ Make my day

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At 00:05:22,757, Character said: ♪ Make my day...

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At 00:05:24,889, Character said: Okay, you're nervous.

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At 00:05:26,064, Character said: That's your mission
pump-up music.

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At 00:05:27,109, Character said: Yes, okay. I'm nervous.

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At 00:05:29,111, Character said: Russ actually kind of
g***t into my head back there.

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At 00:05:31,679, Character said: We're a normal couple, Mac.
We can handle a date.

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At 00:05:34,421, Character said: What if the only thing that
works for us is the adrenaline?

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At 00:05:39,426, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:41,123, Character said: We don't need to be on a mission
to enjoy each other's company.

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At 00:05:43,778, Character said: Just, no work.

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At 00:05:45,867, Character said: A nice dinner with friends.

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At 00:05:47,303, Character said: And to prove it,

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At 00:05:48,913, Character said: we will leave our phones
in the car.

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At 00:05:52,090, Character said: Yeah.
Mm?

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At 00:05:54,136, Character said: We can do this.
Oh, you know what?

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At 00:05:56,268, Character said: I see your phone and I raise you
my Swiss Army knife.

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At 00:05:58,793, Character said: How about that? Oh. Yeah?

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At 00:06:00,272, Character said: You sure about that? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:06:01,535, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:03,450, Character said: You know what
we're gonna do tonight?

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At 00:06:04,538, Character said: Kick this date's a***s.

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At 00:06:05,800, Character said: Yeah, we are.

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At 00:06:20,467, Character said: Names, please.

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At 00:06:22,164, Character said: Uh, Desiree Nguyen
and Angus MacGyver.

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At 00:06:24,296, Character said: Real names, please.

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At 00:06:26,560, Character said: Those are our real names.

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At 00:06:30,738, Character said: Welcome to La Belle Cuillère.

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At 00:06:43,403, Character said: Riles.

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At 00:06:44,491, Character said: Oh. Hey.
Oh...

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At 00:06:45,840, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:06:47,494, Character said: Glad you could make it. DESI: Hi.

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At 00:06:49,321, Character said: You g***t your covers
straight, right? Do not worry.

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At 00:06:51,149, Character said: We are so good. We're a normal couple.

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At 00:06:52,934, Character said: Stop saying that. Right, sorry.

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At 00:06:54,501, Character said: You must be Mac. Yeah,
sorry. I **...

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At 00:06:56,328, Character said: I'm a, I'm a hugger. Yeah.

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At 00:07:08,993, Character said: Ah...

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At 00:07:11,039, Character said: I ** a language specialist.
That last one was Vietnamese.

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At 00:07:14,042, Character said: You never told us
he spoke so many languages.Yeah.

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At 00:07:15,826, Character said: Oh. Oh, I grew up
all over the world.

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At 00:07:17,175, Character said: Yeah. Army brat
turned accountant.Mm-hmm.

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At 00:07:19,613, Character said: Nothing as exciting
as you guys, though,

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At 00:07:21,615, Character said: working for a global think tank?

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At 00:07:22,964, Character said: Eh... Riley said you guys

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At 00:07:24,444, Character said: just g***t back from, uh,
where was it? Uh, Moldova?

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At 00:07:27,447, Character said: Yeah. Renovating a factory.

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At 00:07:29,013, Character said: Oh. Oh, I thought you-you
said you were consulting

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At 00:07:32,582, Character said: at a health clinic.

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At 00:07:34,628, Character said: That, too. Little bit of both.
It was a busy trip.

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At 00:07:37,021, Character said: Sounds action-packed.

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At 00:07:39,720, Character said: You could say that.

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At 00:07:42,374, Character said: You want to go get a drink? Mm-hmm.

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At 00:07:44,202, Character said: See you guys.

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At 00:07:45,595, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:47,597, Character said: It's great. Yes. Oh, great.

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At 00:07:50,034, Character said: One shot of whiskey straight up,

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