My.Life.is.Murder.S01E02.The.Locked.Room.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-MZABI-RakuvArrow.en Subtitles

At 00:00:20,810, Character said: Paul, I'll be out back.

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At 00:00:23,430, Character said: Bring us some champers?

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At 00:00:28,810, Character said: We're on.

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At 00:00:32,570, Character said: Money's on the bar.

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At 00:00:49,000, Character said: For you, madame.

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At 00:00:56,220, Character said: How's things?

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At 00:00:57,840, Character said: Bloody marvelous.
You?

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At 00:01:00,680, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:01:03,180, Character said: Actually I've been
a little bit off.

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At 00:01:06,310, Character said: The other half reckons
I've been working too hard.

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At 00:01:09,230, Character said: Well, that should help out.
Maybe you should take a cruise.

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At 00:01:13,400, Character said: Disneyland.

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At 00:01:17,070, Character said: What you g***t for me?

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At 00:01:26,830, Character said: Oh, come to mama.

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At 00:01:32,460, Character said: Police!
Everybody stay where you are!

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At 00:01:35,930, Character said: Stay right where you are!
Hey, boys!

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At 00:01:38,180, Character said: Hey, it's not me, man!

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At 00:01:46,980, Character said: Hey.
That doesn't look good.

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At 00:01:49,940, Character said: God, it doesn't feel good,
either.

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At 00:01:51,610, Character said: - Let's have a look.
- No, don't touch it.

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At 00:01:53,820, Character said: Oh, what a trouper.
Give me a look.

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At 00:01:55,820, Character said: Get your f***g hands
off me!

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At 00:01:58,820, Character said: Don't touch me, you pig!

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At 00:02:01,910, Character said: Can you move your arm?

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At 00:02:02,950, Character said: - Try that.
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:05,080, Character said: Oh, it's missed the tendon.

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At 00:02:10,420, Character said: What is this piece
of metal in your shoulder?

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At 00:02:15,840, Character said: Oh.
It's my good-luck charm.

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At 00:02:18,140, Character said: It reminds me
that I'm lucky to be here.

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At 00:02:20,010, Character said: How long
has it been in there?

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At 00:02:22,520, Character said: A few years.

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At 00:02:24,350, Character said: How's everything else?

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At 00:02:26,020, Character said: Well, there's room
for improvement.

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At 00:02:28,150, Character said: Are you exercising?

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At 00:02:29,570, Character said: Well, I pound the hell
out of bread dough

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At 00:02:31,530, Character said: several times a week.

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At 00:02:32,570, Character said: Does that count?

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At 00:02:33,860, Character said: And you're eating properly?

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At 00:02:35,360, Character said: Yep.
Paleo caffeine diet.

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At 00:02:38,700, Character said: That's what the cavemen lived on
when they discovered coffee.

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At 00:02:42,870, Character said: Obviously.

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At 00:02:45,290, Character said: You're in good condition,
considering.

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At 00:02:47,630, Character said: Considering what?

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At 00:02:51,420, Character said: Oh. Yeah.

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At 00:02:53,420, Character said: Does it hurt?

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At 00:02:54,670, Character said: Only when it rains,
for some reason.

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At 00:02:57,890, Character said: You really need
to get it removed.

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At 00:03:02,390, Character said: I have three unsolved murders
to tickle your fancy.

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At 00:03:05,100, Character said: Ohh, multiple choice!
Goody.

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At 00:03:07,860, Character said: All right, number one...
outlaw biker.

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At 00:03:11,480, Character said: At some point
in the last 12 months,

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At 00:03:13,140, Character said: he was chopped up
into little bits,

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At 00:03:15,020, Character said: put into ziplock bags, and
stashed in a dog-meat freezer.

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At 00:03:17,730, Character said: Aww, dog lover.

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At 00:03:20,690, Character said: Yeah, no bikies.
What else you g***t?

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At 00:03:22,820, Character said: Three weeks ago, the remains
of an unidentified woman

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At 00:03:25,570, Character said: was found in bushland.

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At 00:03:26,950, Character said: Shotgun blast to the head.
Execution style.

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At 00:03:30,030, Character said: How long'd she been there?

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At 00:03:31,660, Character said: A few months, we think.

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At 00:03:33,330, Character said: Unidentified.
Hate that.

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At 00:03:35,040, Character said: What else?

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At 00:03:37,540, Character said: Last June, a man was shot dead
in a motel room.

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At 00:03:41,330, Character said: Found by the manager.

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At 00:03:42,920, Character said: The door was locked
from the inside,

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At 00:03:45,010, Character said: security chain in place.

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At 00:03:46,800, Character said: How'd the manager get in?

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At 00:03:48,510, Character said: - Cut the chain.
- Windows?

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At 00:03:50,640, Character said: Locked, also from the inside.

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At 00:03:53,600, Character said: - I see what you're doing here.
- What ** I doing?

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At 00:03:56,040, Character said: Yeah, you gave me these two
to make up numbers

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At 00:03:57,800, Character said: to make this one
seem more appealing.

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At 00:04:00,670, Character said: Are you calling me
manipulative?

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At 00:04:02,130, Character said: Why, yes, I **.

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At 00:04:04,680, Character said: How can you say no
to a locked-room mystery?

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At 00:04:07,260, Character said: I don't know.
It's kind of a magician's trick.

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At 00:04:09,890, Character said: Get a magician to solve it.

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At 00:04:11,680, Character said: I **.

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At 00:04:13,900, Character said: No, the guy
had a wife and son.

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At 00:04:16,110, Character said: Be good to get them
some answers.

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At 00:04:18,730, Character said: - You want to see a sample clue?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:21,900, Character said: A lipstick smear
on a wine glass.

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At 00:04:25,160, Character said: And?
What did the lab say?

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At 00:04:26,990, Character said: No prints match, but the DNA
profile says female, red hair.

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At 00:04:31,330, Character said: So, mysterious red-headed woman
kills this bloke,

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At 00:04:36,000, Character said: locks the door from the inside,
then disappears into thin air.

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At 00:04:38,930, Character said: Abracadabra.

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At 00:04:40,560, Character said: You can hang on to those.
Let me know how you get on.

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At 00:04:47,900, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:04:49,690, Character said: Does your doctor ever tell you
to do more exercise?

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At 00:04:55,320, Character said: Hmm, an actual key.
How 20th-century.

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At 00:04:58,280, Character said: Ooh, and the manager
doesn't want us to leave a mess.

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At 00:05:01,250, Character said: The nerve! You mean the guy with
tomato soup all over his tie?

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At 00:05:04,160, Character said: - How do you know it was tomato?
- Well, it was brown and crusty.

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At 00:05:07,420, Character said: Been there long enough
to oxidize.

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At 00:05:09,500, Character said: Eww.

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At 00:05:15,090, Character said: Oh, my gosh.

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At 00:05:17,470, Character said: Are you allergic
to this wallpaper?

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At 00:05:19,180, Character said: 'Cause I love it.

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At 00:05:21,770, Character said: All right.
So...

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At 00:05:24,140, Character said: So the body was lying here.

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At 00:05:26,350, Character said: - The body has a name.
- Alan.

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At 00:05:28,440, Character said: Alan Patrick Gillespie.

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At 00:05:29,820, Character said: - Can you...?
- What?

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At 00:05:31,650, Character said: Lying down on the floor? I just
g***t this jacket dry-cleaned.

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At 00:05:34,700, Character said: That's all right.
I'll hold it for you.

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At 00:05:40,200, Character said: Ah, left arm out.

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At 00:05:42,000, Character said: Right arm tucked in.
Out more.

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At 00:05:44,080, Character said: Bend this leg.
Head to the left.

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At 00:05:47,590, Character said: No, your other left.

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At 00:05:49,500, Character said: It's like playing Twister after
you've had a few too many wines.

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At 00:05:52,510, Character said: So Alan Patrick Gillespie
comes out of the shower,

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At 00:05:55,510, Character said: and he's brushing his teeth,

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At 00:05:56,970, Character said: and he stands
looking at himself in the mirror

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At 00:05:59,260, Character said: when he is shot from behind,
probably by a red-headed woman.

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At 00:06:04,230, Character said: But it's a low-caliber bullet.

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At 00:06:06,150, Character said: So he didn't fall forward.

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At 00:06:07,900, Character said: He stumbles back
and falls there.

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At 00:06:11,800, Character said: And you're trying to work out
some clue

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At 00:06:14,200, Character said: about the position of the body?

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At 00:06:15,820, Character said: No, I just want you
out of the way while I think.

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At 00:06:18,200, Character said: So he's n***d except for a towel
and he's brushing his teeth.

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At 00:06:20,910, Character said: Now, do you do that with anybody
who you don't know well

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At 00:06:23,080, Character said: or aren't
really comfortable with?

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At 00:06:24,540, Character said: Mm, long-standing affair.

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At 00:06:26,250, Character said: Yeah, maybe.
Or a jealous wife.

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At 00:06:28,380, Character said: Except the bed is made.

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At 00:06:30,510, Character said: Well, 58% of
domestic homicides happen

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At 00:06:32,550, Character said: because of sexual jealousy.

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At 00:06:33,840, Character said: Is that true?
More than half?

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At 00:06:35,760, Character said: Actually, 58.7.

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At 00:06:38,470, Character said: Well, forget the stats.
What does your gut tell you?

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At 00:06:40,680, Character said: Look, it wants lunch.
I'm thinking about tomato soup.

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At 00:06:43,430, Character said: Get me chapter and verse
on Alan Patrick Gillespie.

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At 00:06:46,480, Character said: Well, homicide's
already been there.

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At 00:06:48,150, Character said: Get me something
they haven't.

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At 00:06:49,900, Character said: Look, I'm orienteering
this weekend.

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At 00:06:52,570, Character said: Oh, God,
do people still do that?

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At 00:06:55,030, Character said: - Well, start tonight....