The Bernie Mac Show s04e10 Manchild in Vanessa Land.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,837, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:17,667, Character said: (up-tempo music playing)

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At 00:00:20,504, Character said: Vanessa, Bryana thinks
I can't whip both of you in Sorry.

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At 00:00:24,091, Character said: Who cares?

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At 00:00:25,759, Character said: Okay, I'll just tell her
you don't have time for us anymore.

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At 00:00:29,855, Character said: She's older now.

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At 00:00:31,431, Character said: Maybe she'll take it better
than she did last week.

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At 00:00:33,868, Character said: Okay, okay,
maybe tomorrow.

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At 00:00:35,936, Character said: Promise?
(scoffs)

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At 00:00:41,733, Character said: D***n.
(moans)

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At 00:00:43,860, Character said: You know, you make me
want to jump.

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At 00:00:45,403, Character said: (chuckles)

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At 00:00:47,372, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:00:49,241, Character said: Don't you know
how to knock?

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At 00:00:51,034, Character said: There's no doors.

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At 00:00:52,828, Character said: So I finished my homework,
emptied the wastebasket,

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At 00:00:55,380, Character said: loaded the dishwasher
and folded all the clothes.

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At 00:00:59,126, Character said: Can I go to the mall
with my friends?

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At 00:01:00,636, Character said: I guess so, as long as you be
back for dinner, okay?

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At 00:01:03,138, Character said: Hold on, hold on,
hold on.

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At 00:01:04,264, Character said: Come on now.
Let me look at you.

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At 00:01:05,799, Character said: You look cute.
(giggles)

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At 00:01:08,176, Character said: Ah, a subtle trace
of je ne sais quoi.

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At 00:01:10,929, Character said: Is one of your
friends a boy?

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At 00:01:14,808, Character said: Wait just
a d***n minute.

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At 00:01:18,061, Character said: That's what
all this homework,

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At 00:01:19,980, Character said: and "I loaded
the dishwasher,

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At 00:01:21,648, Character said: I done mopped the floor,"
and all that kind of stuff.

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At 00:01:25,110, Character said: You setting us up, man.

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At 00:01:27,788, Character said: You trying to go on a date.

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At 00:01:29,206, Character said: I'm too young
to date, remember?

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At 00:01:31,158, Character said: You g***t that right.

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At 00:01:32,325, Character said: I'm just going
to the mall.

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At 00:01:33,994, Character said: You ain't going nowhere.

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At 00:01:35,921, Character said: But you just said
that I could go.

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At 00:01:38,165, Character said: I changed my mind.
You're not going anywhere.

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At 00:01:42,836, Character said: (scoffs)

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At 00:01:44,680, Character said: America!
You see how crazy she talks to me?

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At 00:01:49,009, Character said: In my own house.

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At 00:01:51,094, Character said: She's lucky she's not a man.

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At 00:01:53,555, Character said: I bet I'd check that chin,
pow, pow, pow, bam.

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At 00:01:57,058, Character said: ♪ Go to sleep... ♪

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At 00:01:58,536, Character said: Through the shoulder.
Yah! Pow, pow!

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At 00:02:01,572, Character said: ♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep... ♪

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At 00:02:11,999, Character said: Oh, that was nice.
She's still upset.

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At 00:02:14,701, Character said: She'll get over it.

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At 00:02:16,337, Character said: Well, you know what, honey?
Vanessa is getting older,

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At 00:02:18,413, Character said: and I think we should do
a better job of accepting that

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At 00:02:21,708, Character said: and maybe give her
a little more room.

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At 00:02:24,794, Character said: Little more room
to do what?

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At 00:02:26,338, Character said: Well, like this date.

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At 00:02:29,549, Character said: Why don't we have
the little boy come over here?

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At 00:02:31,902, Character said: We can invite him
to dinner.

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At 00:02:33,470, Character said: That way, we get
to meet the little boy

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At 00:02:35,272, Character said: and decide if we like him
before it goes any further.

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At 00:02:38,609, Character said: Further?

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At 00:02:40,235, Character said: What I mean is,
we don't want her sneaking around, okay?

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At 00:02:43,521, Character said: And I'm a little tired
of watching you two

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At 00:02:45,440, Character said: go back and forth
on a daily basis.

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At 00:02:47,209, Character said: Okay, America, I'll
let the boy come by.

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At 00:02:50,671, Character said: Get his little grub on,
then I'm laying down the law.

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At 00:02:54,115, Character said: And it won't be nobody three
strikes you're out, either.

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At 00:02:57,077, Character said: Uh-uh. One strike.

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At 00:02:58,954, Character said: One strike, you're toast.

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At 00:03:00,413, Character said: Like a umpire? Out of there!

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At 00:03:04,209, Character said: Whew!

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At 00:03:08,338, Character said: He's here!
This is gonna be good.

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At 00:03:11,516, Character said: Why?
Because Uncle Bernie's gonna hate him.

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At 00:03:13,810, Character said: I hate him already.

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At 00:03:14,844, Character said: Bernie!
What?

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At 00:03:16,021, Character said: Vanessa, I think
your friend is here!

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At 00:03:19,432, Character said: Bernie, don't
intimidate the boy.

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At 00:03:21,026, Character said: I'm not going to intimidate
the boy, baby. Calm down.

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At 00:03:24,029, Character said: (doorbell rings)
For Vanessa's sake.

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At 00:03:26,481, Character said: (mutters)
Give me a kiss.

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At 00:03:29,484, Character said: (up-tempo music playing)

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At 00:03:35,156, Character said: BERNIE:
Oh, it's a false alarm.

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At 00:03:36,491, Character said: What can I do for you, brother?

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At 00:03:37,742, Character said: I'm Raheem.
I'm here for Vanessa.

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At 00:03:42,723, Character said: (hip-hop playing)

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At 00:03:44,767, Character said: (coughs) Irie.

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At 00:03:46,376, Character said: Now puff upon it so.

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At 00:03:54,467, Character said: WANDA: Ooh, honey, what...?!

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At 00:03:55,969, Character said: You see that
grown man?

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At 00:03:57,804, Character said: What are you talking about?
He goes to my school.

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At 00:04:00,440, Character said: What, on the G.I. Bill?
You see his feet?

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At 00:04:02,660, Character said: That boy's feet, man,
he's wearing the box. Bernie, stop.

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At 00:04:05,437, Character said: Raheem, welcome.

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At 00:04:07,522, Character said: Come on in.
My husband, he's a comedian.

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At 00:04:09,190, Character said: Yeah. Yuk-yuk.
Right this way.

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At 00:04:12,202, Character said: We don't have enough food
to feed him!

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At 00:04:14,529, Character said: That big some of a...

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At 00:04:18,283, Character said: Ms. Mac, that
was delicious.

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At 00:04:20,327, Character said: Why thank you,
Raheem. Yeah, it was, yeah.

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At 00:04:22,462, Character said: Vanessa made
the gravy herself.

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At 00:04:23,964, Character said: I love gravy.

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At 00:04:25,290, Character said: (giggles)
Me, too.

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At 00:04:26,666, Character said: Sweetheart,
you're excused.

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At 00:04:29,002, Character said: Go and put
your pajamas on.

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At 00:04:31,838, Character said: Well, so what are your plans
for college, sir?

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At 00:04:34,850, Character said: Oh, I'm currently being scouted
by several Division-One schools.

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At 00:04:37,761, Character said: No kidding?
JORDAN: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:04:40,138, Character said: And what if your little hoop
dream doesn't work out?

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At 00:04:42,399, Character said: Then what? Huh? Huh?

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At 00:04:43,984, Character said: Well, uh, I've managed to
maintain a 3.2 average,

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At 00:04:47,562, Character said: so I'm going to college
no matter what.

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At 00:04:49,689, Character said: You know, I just kind of hope
basketball will help pay for it.

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At 00:04:52,192, Character said: WANDA: Yeah.
What's your major?

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At 00:04:54,778, Character said: Probably business.

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At 00:04:56,088, Character said: Something that'll help me
take care of my family.

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At 00:05:00,200, Character said: Okay, the boy give good answers.

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At 00:05:04,371, Character said: But could it all be a game,
my man?

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At 00:05:06,248, Character said: 'Cause I mean slick talk.
You know what I'm saying?

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At 00:05:09,751, Character said: So can we go out
for ice cream?

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At 00:05:12,754, Character said: I don't know.
I'm kind of full.

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At 00:05:15,682, Character said: Yeah, you're full,
all right.

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At 00:05:17,342, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:18,810, Character said: Only place that's open
is Tony's on Ventura Boulevard,

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At 00:05:22,013, Character said: and her curfew's at ten.

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At 00:05:23,348, Character said: Ten?
Ten.

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At 00:05:24,641, Character said: I'll have her back
by 9:55, sir.

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At 00:05:28,853, Character said: (The Streets:
"Sharp Darts" playing)

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At 00:05:31,031, Character said: ♪ Sharp darts
spitting masters spitting darts faster ♪

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At 00:05:33,283, Character said: ♪ Shut up, I'm the driver
you're the passenger ♪

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At 00:05:34,659, Character said: ♪ My brain's superior ♪

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At 00:05:36,828, Character said: ♪ Pressure blows the dial
on your barometer ♪

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At 00:05:38,571, Character said: Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. (laughs)

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At 00:05:40,573, Character said: I'll walk you
to the door.

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At 00:05:42,542, Character said: You don't need
any pocket change or anything like that?

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At 00:05:44,494, Character said: No, sir.
What do your father do for a living?

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At 00:05:46,496, Character said: (down-tempo music playing)

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At 00:05:49,391, Character said: Y'all have a good time.

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At 00:05:51,751, Character said: Mr. Mac, sir?
Yes, sir?

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At 00:05:53,044, Character said: Can I have my license back now?

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At 00:05:54,754, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:05:59,008, Character said: There you go.
Thank you.

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At 00:06:00,051, Character said: But don't forget, 9:55.

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At 00:06:03,096, Character said: Yes, sir.
9:55.

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