The Bernie Mac Show s04e16 Walk Like a Man.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,647, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:17,584, Character said: You're ruining it!
Get your fingers out of it!

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At 00:00:19,586, Character said: It's mine!

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At 00:00:20,521, Character said: BERNIE: Hey, hey, hey.
I made it,

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At 00:00:22,473, Character said: and she ruined it.
It's my oven

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At 00:00:24,525, Character said: and I don't want
to share with him anymore!

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At 00:00:26,777, Character said: JORDAN: We had a deal:
I make 'em

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At 00:00:28,228, Character said: and you eat 'em.

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At 00:00:29,321, Character said: I'm full!

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At 00:00:30,889, Character said: BERNIE: Jordan, Jordan,

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At 00:00:31,890, Character said: come, come here for a minute.

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At 00:00:33,809, Character said: (frustrated groan)

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At 00:00:35,602, Character said: BERNIE: Come on in here.

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At 00:00:37,104, Character said: Go on over there.

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At 00:00:42,150, Character said: What's your problem?

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At 00:00:44,319, Character said: How old is your sister?

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At 00:00:45,737, Character said: Nine.

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At 00:00:46,797, Character said: And how old are you?

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At 00:00:47,915, Character said: Twelve.

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At 00:00:48,990, Character said: Why don't you go outside

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At 00:00:50,033, Character said: and play with kids your own age?

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At 00:00:51,993, Character said: "A," they don't let me,

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At 00:00:53,870, Character said: and "B," my cartoons are on.

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At 00:00:56,557, Character said: As a matter of fact...

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At 00:00:58,108, Character said: BERNIE: That's another thing,
you stay in the house

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At 00:01:00,127, Character said: and keep watching
these doggone cartoons.

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At 00:01:01,795, Character said: I'm sick of that.
You don't leave the house

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At 00:01:03,630, Character said: between 2:00 and 4:00
because of your soaps.

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At 00:01:05,465, Character said: That's a complicated
relationship about stories.

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At 00:01:08,319, Character said: It don't concern you.

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At 00:01:10,821, Character said: All right. Can we talk
about this after Sonic X?

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At 00:01:14,057, Character said: Oh, get on out of here.

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At 00:01:17,644, Character said: (car horn honks)

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At 00:01:20,272, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:01:23,942, Character said: Oh, no, get out of my seat.

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At 00:01:25,569, Character said: BRYANA: Uh-uh,
I called front seat.

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At 00:01:27,362, Character said: BERNIE: Jordan,
just get in the back.

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At 00:01:28,589, Character said: I can't sit in the back
with her in the front.

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At 00:01:31,125, Character said: What will it look like?

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At 00:01:32,567, Character said: BERNIE: Hey,
just get in the back.

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At 00:01:34,294, Character said: Get out!
Stop! Stop! Stop!

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At 00:01:36,713, Character said: BERNIE: Jordan,
get in the back seat now, man!

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At 00:01:39,291, Character said: (grunts)
(laughing)

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At 00:01:41,585, Character said: See you, Jordan.

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At 00:01:42,502, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:01:43,470, Character said: Hi, Jason, you need a lift?

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At 00:01:45,180, Character said: No, thanks, Mr. Mac.

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At 00:01:46,965, Character said: I walk home.

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At 00:01:51,261, Character said: (blows raspberry)

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At 00:01:54,264, Character said: What's wrong with this boy?

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At 00:01:56,391, Character said: It's like he's regressing,
or something.

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At 00:01:58,852, Character said: I g***t to take action, America.

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At 00:02:01,021, Character said: If it mean kicking him
in the backside

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At 00:02:02,873, Character said: into puberty, so be it.

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At 00:02:05,442, Character said: I g***t to take action.

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At 00:02:08,361, Character said: Kick his a***s like a extra point.

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At 00:02:13,700, Character said: WANDA: Okay, thanks.

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At 00:02:15,327, Character said: Hey, Nessa, dinner's
almost ready.

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At 00:02:17,037, Character said: I'm not hungry.

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At 00:02:18,538, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:19,789, Character said: (door slams close)

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At 00:02:22,259, Character said: WANDA: Vanessa?

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At 00:02:24,169, Character said: (knocks on door)

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At 00:02:25,879, Character said: WANDA: Are you okay?

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At 00:02:27,398, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:30,050, Character said: WANDA: Honey, I'm coming in.

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At 00:02:31,777, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:02:41,412, Character said: Sweetie?

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At 00:02:42,938, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:02:44,364, Character said: I don't want to talk about it.

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At 00:02:47,776, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:02:48,902, Character said: Okay, is it a boy?

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At 00:02:51,363, Character said: It's about 20 of them.

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At 00:02:53,114, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:55,575, Character said: You can't tell Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:02:58,295, Character said: Okay, well, talk to me.

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At 00:02:59,346, Character said: Okay, well,
you know how sometimes

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At 00:03:01,248, Character said: I go swimming after school?

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At 00:03:02,916, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:04,184, Character said: Well, today a bunch of us
went swimming,

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At 00:03:06,670, Character said: and there's this big-mouth
named Andrew Gumpert,

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At 00:03:09,839, Character said: and he dared me
to jump off the high board.

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At 00:03:13,644, Character said: Okay.
So, I couldn't let him show me up.

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At 00:03:16,363, Character said: So, I did a swan dive,
and it was really good.

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At 00:03:19,891, Character said: Okay, good for you. (chuckles)

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At 00:03:21,902, Character said: No, it wasn't.
No?

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At 00:03:24,479, Character said: When I came up
out of the water, my...

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At 00:03:27,941, Character said: my top had fallen off,

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At 00:03:29,150, Character said: and everyone saw me topless.

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At 00:03:31,987, Character said: Oh, aw, ouch.

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At 00:03:35,282, Character said: I don't think
I can ever go back.

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At 00:03:37,117, Character said: Can I transfer?

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At 00:03:40,120, Character said: Ooh, that's rough.

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At 00:03:41,847, Character said: But no, you can't transfer.

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At 00:03:44,791, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:03:45,834, Character said: I know it's gonna be

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At 00:03:47,210, Character said: a rough next couple of days,

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At 00:03:48,670, Character said: but pinky swear,
it'll blow over.

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At 00:03:54,360, Character said: (knocks on door)

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At 00:03:55,802, Character said: BERNIE: Hey, girls!

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At 00:03:57,062, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:03:58,305, Character said: Nothing!
Nothing!

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At 00:04:00,056, Character said: We'll be out!

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At 00:04:02,142, Character said: It'll be okay.

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At 00:04:05,570, Character said: BERNIE: Jordan, you're about
to become a teenager.

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At 00:04:09,566, Character said: You have to start
acting more mature.

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At 00:04:11,568, Character said: You have to start
acting like it.

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At 00:04:13,328, Character said: Want me to act
like Vanessa?

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At 00:04:14,454, Character said: No, I definitely
don't want you to.

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At 00:04:15,847, Character said: I want you to become
more independent,

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At 00:04:17,532, Character said: like your friend, Jason.

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At 00:04:19,242, Character said: I bet he don't fight
over front seats.

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At 00:04:21,202, Character said: Well, that's because
he walks home.

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At 00:04:22,287, Character said: That's my point.

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At 00:04:23,913, Character said: And that's what you're
gonna start doing,

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At 00:04:25,332, Character said: starting tomorrow.

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At 00:04:26,333, Character said: You're walking home.

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At 00:04:28,001, Character said: You're becoming a man.

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At 00:04:29,461, Character said: You're gonna let me
walk home?!

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At 00:04:31,004, Character said: Awesome!

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At 00:04:32,339, Character said: How dangerous
can it be, baby?

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At 00:04:34,341, Character said: We live in Encino.

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At 00:04:35,967, Character said: What's the worst thing
that's gon' happen?

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At 00:04:37,177, Character said: He gon' fall in the pool?

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At 00:04:38,595, Character said: Do you really think
he can handle it?

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At 00:04:41,681, Character said: Sweetheart,
when I was his age,

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At 00:04:43,600, Character said: I was all over
the place.

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At 00:04:45,352, Character said: I was on the bus, the el.

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At 00:04:47,404, Character said: I was sitting there,
man, at Smitty's.

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At 00:04:49,939, Character said: Long as I was back in time

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At 00:04:51,191, Character said: to set the table
for Big Mama dinner.

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At 00:04:54,444, Character said: Well, you know he has asthma.

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At 00:04:56,446, Character said: Sweetheart,
we asking him to walk.

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At 00:05:00,200, Character said: Not asking him to run.

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At 00:05:01,927, Character said: The school ain't nothing
but a half a mile away

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At 00:05:03,929, Character said: from the home.

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At 00:05:05,538, Character said: He's gonna be fine.

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At 00:05:08,375, Character said: I don't know, Bernie.

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At 00:05:10,794, Character said: Well, I know.

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At 00:05:12,379, Character said: And that's final.

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At 00:05:13,755, Character said: He's going to be a man someday.

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At 00:05:16,383, Character said: He's going to be all right.

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At 00:05:18,819, Character said: (car signal beeping)

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At 00:05:21,012, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:05:24,974, Character said: BERNIE: You don't look like
you're ready for school.

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At 00:05:27,102, Character said: WANDA: Uh, she's sick.

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At 00:05:28,103, Character said: She's gonna
stay home today.

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At 00:05:29,396, Character said: VANESSA: (coughs)

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At 00:05:31,156, Character said: You weren't sick
all this weekend.

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At 00:05:39,906, Character said: I don't feel no fever.

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At 00:05:41,574, Character said: WANDA: That's because
it's a stomach thing.

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At 00:05:43,368, Character said: BERNIE: Oh, yeah?

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