The Bernie Mac Show Nerdy Mac Eng S04E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,070, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:19,461, Character said: (music playing)

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At 00:00:20,921, Character said: Yo, Baby Girl,
dinner's ready. Come on.

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At 00:00:24,224, Character said: Oh, uh, honey,
I already fed her. She ate.

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At 00:00:26,760, Character said: She was starving when
she came home from school.

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At 00:00:28,512, Character said: What?
Yeah.

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At 00:00:30,097, Character said: What did I tell you about
wearing your earplugs at the table?

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At 00:00:32,158, Character said: (loudly)
They're not on.

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At 00:00:33,934, Character said: I g***t a good idea.

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At 00:00:36,103, Character said: Why don't you go this,
uh, Halloween

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At 00:00:38,238, Character said: as the Wicked Witch
from the East?

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At 00:00:40,032, Character said: Speaking of costumes,
I've narrowed my choices down to six.

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At 00:00:43,443, Character said: After dinner, I will
distribute a secret ballot

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At 00:00:46,246, Character said: to each of the family members.

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At 00:00:47,906, Character said: Please assign three points
to each of your first picks

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At 00:00:50,450, Character said: and one and one-third points
to each of your secondary picks.

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At 00:00:53,286, Character said: You know what?
I have a better idea.

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At 00:00:55,413, Character said: I think you're big enough
now for me to give you your own money

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At 00:00:57,290, Character said: and let you go purchase
your own costume.

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At 00:00:59,126, Character said: And accessories?
Sure.

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At 00:01:01,253, Character said: I gotta go tell Norman.

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At 00:01:03,130, Character said: Look. I'm just thankful

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At 00:01:05,132, Character said: he only wants to dress up
on Halloween.

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At 00:01:07,467, Character said: Moving in the right direction,
America, if you ask me.

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At 00:01:14,641, Character said: This is a letter
from Bryana's school.

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At 00:01:18,228, Character said: And I bet these
are her scores

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At 00:01:21,148, Character said: from the standardized
state test.

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At 00:01:23,733, Character said: JORDAN:
You may want to read them after dinner.

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At 00:01:25,402, Character said: You don't want
to lose your appetite.

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At 00:01:27,463, Character said: Be quiet.

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At 00:01:31,658, Character said: Oh, my goodness.

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At 00:01:32,993, Character said: (gasps)

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At 00:01:34,494, Character said: Oh, she's in the
90 percentile.

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At 00:01:38,081, Character said: And sometimes you wonder
why you take after your Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:01:41,227, Character said: Because he's smart.

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At 00:01:42,478, Character said: Um, okay, wait
a minute, honey.

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At 00:01:45,097, Character said: She's in the 90 percentile
out of Wellington.

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At 00:01:48,008, Character said: In this column, it says that
she's in the 39th percentile out of the nation.

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At 00:01:53,180, Character said: See this here?
She'd better grow up pretty.

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At 00:01:55,515, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:01:57,000, Character said: Don't worry, Uncle Bernie.
I'm know I'm intelligence.

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At 00:02:02,772, Character said: I'm... I'm gonna
make an appointment

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At 00:02:07,027, Character said: with Miss Lefko.
Okay.

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At 00:02:08,445, Character said: You're d***n right
we're seeing Miss Lefko.

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At 00:02:11,257, Character said: I want an explanation, America.

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At 00:02:13,825, Character said: Thirty-ninth percentile?
That ain't no education.

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At 00:02:16,870, Character said: I'm looking forward to seeing
that woman eat some crow.

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At 00:02:19,956, Character said: Could have put her in a public
school and bought me a boat.

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At 00:02:25,212, Character said: Look at this.
Look at it.

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At 00:02:28,548, Character said: Ha. Some bull.

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At 00:02:31,301, Character said: (children shouting, playing)

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At 00:02:34,763, Character said: Unlike the public system
that gears its curriculum

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At 00:02:37,724, Character said: solely towards
these standardized tests,

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At 00:02:41,353, Character said: we don't consider ourselves
a trade school--

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At 00:02:44,564, Character said: hammering multiplication tables
into our children's heads.

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At 00:02:48,752, Character said: Yeah. I don't know why
she needs math, anyway.

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At 00:02:52,047, Character said: (chuckles)
Mr. Mac.

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At 00:02:56,051, Character said: You know, these state exams,

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At 00:02:58,536, Character said: they don't test for conflict
resolution, need articulation,

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At 00:03:03,634, Character said: or... self-esteem.

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At 00:03:06,962, Character said: And on those fronts,
believe you me,

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At 00:03:09,631, Character said: our students
are in the 100th percentile.

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At 00:03:19,641, Character said: She's supposed to be
eating crow.

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At 00:03:22,185, Character said: Uh-uh!
Not feeding us bull.

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At 00:03:25,855, Character said: (dog barks in distance)

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At 00:03:27,774, Character said: WANDA: Bryanna's school year
has already started.

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At 00:03:29,210, Character said: Maybe you should just
wait till next year.

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At 00:03:30,252, Character said: Uh-uh, uh-uh.

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At 00:03:31,820, Character said: We're gonna look for
a school for her tonight.

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At 00:03:33,446, Character said: She's gonna start Damien
with her brother Jordan.

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At 00:03:35,699, Character said: Damien?
You're doggone right.

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At 00:03:38,618, Character said: Okay, well I don't
exactly consider that a nurturing environment.

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At 00:03:42,080, Character said: I mean, Jordan's
doing well, but...

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At 00:03:43,832, Character said: They already nurtured her down
to the 39th percentile.

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At 00:03:46,718, Character said: It's time for somebody to
start beating her up to 90.

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At 00:03:51,172, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:03:52,382, Character said: (school bell rings)

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At 00:03:56,344, Character said: I understand that you
and Mrs. Mac want Bryanna to attend Damien.

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At 00:04:01,641, Character said: But, Mr. Mac...

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At 00:04:04,403, Character said: much like when
the baby Jesus was born,

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At 00:04:07,689, Character said: Joseph and Mary found there
was no room at the inn.

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At 00:04:13,245, Character said: So what are you saying,
there's no room?

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At 00:04:15,071, Character said: I'm saying that I have
a gymnasium needs a new roof.

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At 00:04:24,831, Character said: Isn't extortion one of
the seven deadly sins?

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At 00:04:29,085, Character said: Mr. Mac, all I've done
is tell you

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At 00:04:30,929, Character said: that I have a gymnasium
that needs a new roof.

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At 00:04:35,925, Character said: (flicks lighter)

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At 00:04:45,185, Character said: Well, she's still angry.

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At 00:04:47,520, Character said: Well, that's
the best thing for her.

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At 00:04:49,147, Character said: But it's not the
best thing for me.

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At 00:04:50,690, Character said: Listen, Jordan,
don't start with me.

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At 00:04:52,859, Character said: But Damien is
my fortress of solitude.

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At 00:04:56,547, Character said: Superman.
I'm Superman.

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At 00:04:59,032, Character said: I go to Damien to get away
from things I don't like.

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At 00:05:01,576, Character said: Things like Bryana.
Now, that's enough.

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At 00:05:04,871, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:05:06,381, Character said: But I'm known at school
for being the smart one.

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At 00:05:09,125, Character said: She's gonna ruin my rep.

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At 00:05:10,710, Character said: Let me tell you
something, son.

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At 00:05:12,379, Character said: Only thing that's gonna
ruin your rep is kryptonite.

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At 00:05:14,672, Character said: Now, what's wrong with you?

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At 00:05:16,383, Character said: You scared, Superman?

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At 00:05:18,235, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:05:23,640, Character said: Aunt Wanda, I don't want
to change schools.

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At 00:05:26,327, Character said: Please.

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At 00:05:28,028, Character said: Don't worry, little mama,
you're gonna love it, okay?

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At 00:05:31,564, Character said: Oh, come on, the uniform
is not so bad.

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At 00:05:34,692, Character said: Your Aunt Wanda wore one
just like this

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At 00:05:37,087, Character said: all through high school.

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At 00:05:38,997, Character said: And let me tell you,
you get to learn a few little tricks along the way--

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At 00:05:41,491, Character said: like these gold-post
earrings for your ears.

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At 00:05:51,334, Character said: Uniform?
What uniform?

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At 00:05:53,920, Character said: Those gold-post earrings
are so distracting,

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At 00:05:56,798, Character said: all we do is focus
on your beauty.

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At 00:06:01,278, Character said: You g***t 30 seconds.
Get over it.

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At 00:06:03,263, Character said: (funky music playing)

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At 00:06:05,240, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:06:06,733, Character said: And, Baby Girl,
don't pout.

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At 00:06:09,102, Character said: You're gonna be fine.

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At 00:06:10,645, Character said: You g***t your big brother
looking after you.

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At 00:06:12,873, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:06:14,792, Character said: Jordan, don't start.

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At 00:06:16,576, Character said: I'm telling you,
don't start with me.

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At 00:06:22,782, Character said: What's wrong with these kids
today, America?

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At 00:06:25,535, Character said: He should want to be there
for his baby sister.

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At 00:06:29,014, Character said: That's what family's all about.

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At 00:06:30,932, Character said: Jordan better walk in
holding that girl's hand,

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At 00:06:33,710, Character said: or I'll pop him upside
his head--

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At 00:06:35,795, Character said: with love, of course...
'cause we're family.

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At 00:06:40,300, Character said: (kids chattering)

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At 00:06:49,410, Character said: You're on your own.

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At 00:06:56,232, Character said: (class bell rings)

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At 00:06:58,043, Character said: (down-tempo...