The Bernie Mac Show s04e06 Who Gives This Bride.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,413, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:18,043, Character said: But it's mine! I should
be able to do whatever I want with it.

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At 00:00:20,980, Character said: That's where you're wrong.
Everything in this doggone house is mine.

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At 00:00:24,475, Character said: And you're not getting
your belly button pierced, and that's final.

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At 00:00:27,344, Character said: Now you say something.
Go ahead, so I can ground you.

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At 00:00:30,698, Character said: Make me sick.

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At 00:00:32,099, Character said: That's a week.

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At 00:00:33,767, Character said: You want some more?

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At 00:00:35,936, Character said: Say something.
S***k your teeth.

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At 00:00:38,438, Character said: Anything.

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At 00:00:39,606, Character said: (door shuts)

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At 00:00:40,816, Character said: Messing with a man, Ness.

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At 00:00:42,484, Character said: America, I'm at war
in my own house.

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At 00:00:46,663, Character said: Why?

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At 00:00:48,198, Character said: Because I'm cursed.

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At 00:00:50,909, Character said: With a teenager, that's why.

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At 00:00:53,087, Character said: I can't take it anymore.

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At 00:00:55,255, Character said: She's wearing me out,

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At 00:00:57,124, Character said: defenses getting jumpy.

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At 00:00:58,750, Character said: (doorbell rings)

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At 00:00:59,977, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:01:01,962, Character said: Incoming! Incoming!

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At 00:01:04,297, Character said: (doorbell rings)
Oh. that's the doorbell.

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At 00:01:07,267, Character said: See? I'm gone cwazy.

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At 00:01:09,970, Character said: (quiet panting)

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At 00:01:11,605, Character said: As you were, America.

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At 00:01:13,473, Character said: As you were.

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At 00:01:16,476, Character said: (music playing)

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At 00:01:18,687, Character said: (panting)

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At 00:01:25,044, Character said: (grunting)

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At 00:01:29,456, Character said: (knock at door)

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At 00:01:32,242, Character said: Beat you to it.
(laughs)

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At 00:01:34,161, Character said: Hey!
Sha-Wanda-Wanda.

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At 00:01:36,588, Character said: Bernie.
Hey.

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At 00:01:37,965, Character said: Hi! I g***t a surprise
for y'all.

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At 00:01:40,000, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:42,302, Character said: Monroe.
(hoots)

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At 00:01:45,088, Character said: Howdy.

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At 00:01:46,548, Character said: Well, look at you.
(laughing) You g***t a man!

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At 00:01:49,467, Character said: A fiance!

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At 00:01:51,011, Character said: Bling bling-a-ding!

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At 00:01:52,179, Character said: (screaming)
Ooh! Ooh!

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At 00:01:54,681, Character said: (laughter)

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At 00:01:56,099, Character said: Oh, congratulations!
Hey.

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At 00:01:57,767, Character said: Let me see!
Yeah.

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At 00:01:58,894, Character said: (women screaming and laughing)

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At 00:02:00,621, Character said: (mutters) Oh...
Oh!

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At 00:02:02,689, Character said: (laughs) Hey.
Oh!

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At 00:02:04,065, Character said: Ooh.
(laughter)

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At 00:02:06,193, Character said: Oh.
Oh, no, no, no.

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At 00:02:07,878, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:02:09,279, Character said: Oh, wow. Okay.

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At 00:02:10,906, Character said: Freaky deek...
Oh.

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At 00:02:13,074, Character said: Mmm.
Oh, that's so nice.

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At 00:02:14,367, Character said: Get your bags,
come on.

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At 00:02:15,702, Character said: Oh. Hey.
Let me see.

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At 00:02:16,912, Character said: (laughter)
WANDA: Oh, he's cute.

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At 00:02:19,131, Character said: Yeah, you can put
'em right up in...

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At 00:02:20,558, Character said: There you go. Oh.

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At 00:02:22,042, Character said: (laughs) Yeah.

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At 00:02:24,645, Character said: (Monroe laughing)

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At 00:02:26,379, Character said: MONROE: Oh, we only
met, what, uh...

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At 00:02:28,256, Character said: BOTH: Three months ago.

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At 00:02:29,424, Character said: Mm-hm, but the moment
I laid eyes

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At 00:02:31,760, Character said: on my sweet peach cobbler...

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At 00:02:33,511, Character said: (laughing)
...I knew.

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At 00:02:36,556, Character said: (chuckling)

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At 00:02:38,058, Character said: MONROE: Mmm.

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At 00:02:39,434, Character said: BENITA: There's my
little man, Jordan.

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At 00:02:40,819, Character said: Jordan, I want you to meet
Monroe, my fiance!

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At 00:02:45,398, Character said: MONROE: Ooh, I like that.
(laughter)

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At 00:02:48,985, Character said: Say hello
to your uncle-to-be.

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At 00:02:50,528, Character said: Hi. Aren't you gonna
feel my muscle?

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At 00:02:53,665, Character said: Ooh...
Whoo!

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At 00:02:54,991, Character said: MONROE: Oh... yeah.
Ow!

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At 00:02:56,594, Character said: Nita-Bita, why didn't you
tell me Superman was your nephew?

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At 00:02:59,663, Character said: (laughs)
♪ Sup... Superman ♪

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At 00:03:02,958, Character said: (laughs) Yeah.

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At 00:03:07,087, Character said: BOTH: Mmm...

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At 00:03:09,422, Character said: BENITA: Isn't he
something? Oh!

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At 00:03:11,967, Character said: I just had
to let y'all meet him

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At 00:03:13,677, Character said: before we rolled up to
Vegas to tie the knot.

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At 00:03:16,396, Character said: (both laughing)
Vegas?

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At 00:03:18,515, Character said: You guys are getting
married in Vegas?

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At 00:03:20,100, Character said: Oh, it don't matter
where we get married,

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At 00:03:22,119, Character said: just as long as I get to spend
the rest of my natural born days

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At 00:03:26,106, Character said: with my sweet...
chocolate,

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At 00:03:28,334, Character said: caramel-covered,
nougat-filled honeysuckle.

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At 00:03:32,195, Character said: Oh, he's so romantic!
(laughing)

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At 00:03:34,114, Character said: WANDA: Y'all can't
get married in Vegas. That's out of the question.

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At 00:03:36,342, Character said: Why don't you guys get
married right here? Isn't that a good idea?

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At 00:03:39,286, Character said: [both kissing]

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At 00:03:44,040, Character said: Yeah, that's a great idea.

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At 00:03:45,801, Character said: Matter of fact, we
could have it right in the back yard.

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At 00:03:48,128, Character said: Ooh!
Yes.

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At 00:03:49,462, Character said: Fix it up real
nice, I mean, real nice.

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At 00:03:50,731, Character said: Yes, I'll get a minister,
order some flowers,

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At 00:03:52,465, Character said: I'll help you
plan the whole thing.

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At 00:03:53,967, Character said: Mm.
Oh, you hear that, baby?

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At 00:03:55,760, Character said: We're gonna have
a real live wedding.

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At 00:03:58,239, Character said: (laughs)

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At 00:03:59,573, Character said: BOTH: Woo, woo, woo.
(laughter)

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At 00:04:02,142, Character said: My baby sister's
getting married.

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At 00:04:04,436, Character said: ("Wedding March" playing)

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At 00:04:05,937, Character said: Seems like yesterday
I was wiping her nose,

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At 00:04:09,190, Character said: fixing her a choke sandwich.

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At 00:04:11,443, Character said: That's a peanut butter on white.

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At 00:04:13,778, Character said: You know, choke you
in your throat.

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At 00:04:16,799, Character said: I was taking her little hand,
walking her across the street.

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At 00:04:22,787, Character said: And now I'm getting a chance
to walk her down the aisle.

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At 00:04:27,301, Character said: (knock on door)

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At 00:04:28,702, Character said: Rise and shine!
(groaning) What time is it?

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At 00:04:31,522, Character said: Time to get up.
We have g***t a wedding to plan.

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At 00:04:34,400, Character said: First things first.
We gonna get you a wedding gown.

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At 00:04:37,010, Character said: Uh-uh, I g***t a dress.

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At 00:04:38,228, Character said: It's hanging up over there.

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At 00:04:40,972, Character said: Ooh!

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At 00:04:41,907, Character said: Mm. I'm gonna be so s***y.

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At 00:04:44,309, Character said: (laughs sleepily)

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At 00:04:46,320, Character said: Let's go for
traditional.

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At 00:04:48,980, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:04:50,949, Character said: Our treat.

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At 00:04:53,151, Character said: I'll be ready
in five minutes.

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At 00:04:54,694, Character said: Coffee's on.

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At 00:04:55,904, Character said: Give it to me!
No, you can't have it!

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At 00:04:58,382, Character said: Give...
No, I'm gonna cut off your hand.

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At 00:05:00,700, Character said: I know that's not my bridesmaid
over there moping.

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At 00:05:05,080, Character said: Me?
Who else?

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At 00:05:06,873, Character said: (both yelling indistinctly)
Come on, girl.

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At 00:05:09,125, Character said: Sha-Wanda is taking me
dress shopping.

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At 00:05:11,044, Character said: I'll just tell her
that my bridesmaid needs a dress, too.

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At 00:05:14,756, Character said: Hmm. Then, girl, we can get you
something that's fly.

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At 00:05:18,134, Character said: That way, you can wear it again.

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At 00:05:19,886, Character said: But Bigfoot grounded me.

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At 00:05:22,180, Character said: But nobody is grounded
when Auntie Benita is getting hitched, okay?

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At 00:05:27,727, Character said: Don't look at me like that.
Ain't nobody scared of Bernard.

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At 00:05:30,456, Character said: Get your butt up. Come on.

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At 00:05:32,699, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:05:34,567, Character said: I want to be
in the wedding.

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At 00:05:36,036, Character said: (gasps) I have the most
important job of all for you.

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At 00:05:39,906, Character said: You can be my
flower girl. (gasps)

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At 00:05:42,834, Character said: Yes! I'll be the best
flower girl you ever had.

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At 00:05:45,870, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:47,705, Character said: Jordan,

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At 00:05:49,624, Character said: if you're not too big,
I was hoping

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At 00:05:51,751, Character said: that you would be
my ring bearer.

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At 00:05:53,586, Character said: Oh, I just know
once you get to know...