The Bernie Mac Show s04e15 The Music Mac.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,680, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:18,519, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:00:20,712, Character said: (clattering)

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At 00:00:24,758, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:00:35,811, Character said: Hey, hey.

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At 00:00:38,563, Character said: What you doing roaming
around the house

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At 00:00:39,940, Character said: this time of night?

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At 00:00:42,442, Character said: Nothing.
I was just going to bed.

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At 00:00:45,862, Character said: What was you doing
down there?

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At 00:00:48,281, Character said: Um, I had the light
on earlier,

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At 00:00:50,951, Character said: and I had to turn it off.

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At 00:00:53,411, Character said: Oh. Oh.

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At 00:00:54,704, Character said: Night, Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:00:55,831, Character said: Good night.

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At 00:01:01,294, Character said: What was she doing, America?

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At 00:01:03,880, Character said: Sneaking out of the basement
in the middle of the night.

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At 00:01:06,817, Character said: Uh-uh. It wasn't like she
was down there doing laundry.

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At 00:01:10,178, Character said: I ain't that lucky.

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At 00:01:11,972, Character said: That girl had to be
up to something.

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At 00:01:15,642, Character said: America...

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At 00:01:17,144, Character said: (sniffing)

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At 00:01:18,278, Character said: did you smell anything?

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At 00:01:20,981, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:01:28,155, Character said: What's that noise?

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At 00:01:29,823, Character said: (music stops)
Jordan's showing me how to make music.

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At 00:01:32,409, Character said: That's not what I heard.

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At 00:01:33,994, Character said: It's my new music program.

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At 00:01:35,412, Character said: It can make any
instrument you want.

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At 00:01:37,164, Character said: I want you to turn it off.

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At 00:01:38,924, Character said: Aw, take five.

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At 00:01:41,602, Character said: Thank you.
He can't kill the music in me.

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At 00:01:44,629, Character said: BERNIE: What?

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At 00:01:49,676, Character said: (rattling door)

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At 00:01:51,011, Character said: Nessa?

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At 00:01:52,020, Character said: NESSA: One minute.

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At 00:01:53,263, Character said: (clattering)

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At 00:01:54,598, Character said: Whatcha g***t the door
locked for?

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At 00:02:00,520, Character said: Was it locked?
I didn't realize.

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At 00:02:03,541, Character said: You lock me out
one more time,

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At 00:02:05,108, Character said: I'll lock you in,
okay?

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At 00:02:07,027, Character said: Here.

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At 00:02:08,178, Character said: Basement in the middle
of the night;

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At 00:02:10,780, Character said: locking her door.

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At 00:02:12,574, Character said: So I already
don't trust her, America,

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At 00:02:14,960, Character said: but now she's really
g***t me worried.

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At 00:02:17,162, Character said: Oh, I went to this party,
and Teri was there,

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At 00:02:19,623, Character said: and I saw her, so I was,
like, "Hey, what's up?"

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At 00:02:21,258, Character said: And she was, like,
"Oh, I'm getting ready to do a cartwheel."

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At 00:02:23,644, Character said: And she had on this
real long skirt,

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At 00:02:26,296, Character said: and it was kind of tight.

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At 00:02:27,547, Character said: So, um, anyways,
she did a cartwheel,

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At 00:02:30,800, Character said: and, um, what happened was,

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At 00:02:32,352, Character said: when she went over,
it split...

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At 00:02:35,138, Character said: BERNIE:
Look at her over there,

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At 00:02:36,198, Character said: just laughing like a hyena.

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At 00:02:38,225, Character said: H***e-h***e-h***e-h***e-h***e!

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At 00:02:39,910, Character said: She's probably spaced out
of her doggone mind.

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At 00:02:44,022, Character said: Scarfin' down that pie.

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At 00:02:45,982, Character said: Girl normally takes two bites,

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At 00:02:47,918, Character said: and is looking for an excuse
to get away from the table.

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At 00:02:50,537, Character said: She hungrier than a hostage.

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At 00:02:52,548, Character said: Her eyes are kind of glazy.

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At 00:02:55,492, Character said: I'm keeping my eye on her.

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At 00:02:57,678, Character said: Why-why-why are you
eating like that?

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At 00:02:59,371, Character said: You g***t the munchies?

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At 00:03:00,872, Character said: I skipped lunch today.
Why?

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At 00:03:02,916, Character said: I mean, why--what made you
skip lunch today?

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At 00:03:05,293, Character said: They served chipped beef.

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At 00:03:07,170, Character said: Um, can we be excused?

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At 00:03:09,756, Character said: Yeah, of course.

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At 00:03:13,218, Character said: WANDA: Pie is good, huh?

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At 00:03:16,772, Character said: Did you see the way
she was eating?

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At 00:03:20,267, Character said: Yeah, she ate like
she enjoyed the pie.

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At 00:03:22,269, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:03:23,528, Character said: She ate like she was high.

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At 00:03:25,939, Character said: She ate like a junkie.

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At 00:03:29,034, Character said: Come on.
Now, see you're an enabler.

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At 00:03:30,610, Character said: Nah, come on, Bernie.
No, you're an enabler.

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At 00:03:32,737, Character said: No, no, no.
She's not even like that, and you know it.

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At 00:03:34,281, Character said: You don't know
what she like.

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At 00:03:37,092, Character said: What?
The people who you don't think is like that

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At 00:03:38,785, Character said: be the people who
be the one like that.

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At 00:03:42,014, Character said: If you so concerned,
go talk to her.

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At 00:03:45,425, Character said: Cover me, America.

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At 00:03:47,252, Character said: I'm going in.

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At 00:03:50,880, Character said: (guitar strumming)

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At 00:04:00,241, Character said: (guitar continues strumming)

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At 00:04:04,019, Character said: Hey...

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At 00:04:06,313, Character said: what the hell is that?

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At 00:04:08,356, Character said: VANESSA:
♪ Me and my skateboard ♪

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At 00:04:13,403, Character said: ♪ Rolling down the boulevard ♪

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At 00:04:17,490, Character said: ♪ Smiling at people ♪

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At 00:04:19,510, Character said: ♪ Who all smile back at me ♪

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At 00:04:26,666, Character said: America, she don't need
to be hiding this.

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At 00:04:30,211, Character said: Listen to her.
She's great. Listen.

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At 00:04:34,507, Character said: VANESSA:
♪ Life is never hard ♪

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At 00:04:38,136, Character said: ♪ I just love to be ♪

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At 00:04:41,473, Character said: BOTH: ♪ On Ventura Boulevard ♪

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At 00:04:48,355, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:04:50,082, Character said: I'm just singing along with you.

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At 00:04:52,609, Character said: What're you doing hiding down
here by yourself like that?

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At 00:04:55,445, Character said: I didn't know you
could play like that.

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At 00:04:57,364, Character said: It's private.
Just leave me alone.

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At 00:04:59,699, Character said: Hey, you know
"Chain of Fools"?

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At 00:05:01,826, Character said: I'm going to bed.

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At 00:05:02,945, Character said: No, no, you don't
have to go to bed.

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At 00:05:04,271, Character said: I'm just teasing you,
okay?

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At 00:05:06,706, Character said: I'll go to bed,
you stay down here.

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At 00:05:08,458, Character said: But don't stay too long.

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At 00:05:16,299, Character said: Hey...

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At 00:05:17,884, Character said: you know,
a lot of famous people

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At 00:05:19,552, Character said: started in the basement
like this.

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At 00:05:21,304, Character said: (groans)
James Brown did.

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At 00:05:22,722, Character said: (imitates James Brown yell)

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At 00:05:24,641, Character said: Ain't nobody started
off on top

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At 00:05:26,226, Character said: but me, Michael Jordan,

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At 00:05:28,153, Character said: Bo Jackson, just a few of us.

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At 00:05:30,688, Character said: Yeah, you know, ain't that--
ain't that many people

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At 00:05:32,899, Character said: blessed like us.

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At 00:05:35,735, Character said: 'Kay?

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At 00:05:36,578, Character said: Stage fright.

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At 00:05:37,946, Character said: Now, that's cute.

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At 00:05:39,314, Character said: Now, I can help her with that.

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At 00:05:41,324, Character said: But the most important thing is,

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At 00:05:43,034, Character said: she's taking after
someone in her family.

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At 00:05:45,245, Character said: Not just her mama,
not just her uncle.

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At 00:05:47,789, Character said: See, talent runs
in our family, too.

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At 00:05:50,291, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:05:51,960, Character said: If she gonna follow some
footsteps after all,

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At 00:05:54,379, Character said: it might as well be ours.

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At 00:05:55,880, Character said: Her mother--
let me tell you, America,

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At 00:05:58,675, Character said: before she g***t on that dope,

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At 00:06:00,560, Character said: she could blow
the silverware off the table

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At 00:06:03,138, Character said: without moving the cloth.

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At 00:06:04,431, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:05,849, Character said: She sang background.
She sung in front.

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At 00:06:09,394, Character said: She was powerful.

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At 00:06:14,983, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:06:28,389, Character said: Why did you do this?

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At 00:06:30,665, Character said: This Attack-Bernie-
Mac Day or something?

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At 00:06:33,835, Character said: Look, I spoke to the lady,
and she said

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At 00:06:35,929, Character said: that was the best guitar
they had for beginners,

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At 00:06:38,882, Character said: so I g***t it for you.

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At 00:06:40,675, Character said: (scoffs) It wasn't bad enough
that you were spying on me?

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At 00:06:43,529, Character said: Now my guitar
isn't good enough for you?

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