Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:39,541 Welcome to San Francisco, 2 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:41,011 the city by the bay -- 3 00:00:41,013 --> 00:00:45,600 Home to 30,000 fire hydrants, 4 million tennis balls, 4 00:00:45,602 --> 00:00:48,841 and very liberal pooper scooper laws. 5 00:00:48,843 --> 00:00:50,143 My name is lucky. 6 00:00:50,144 --> 00:00:52,029 I'm a dog, in case you hadn't guessed, 7 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:54,299 and I belong to this man. 8 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:56,120 You remember Dr. dolittle, right? 9 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:57,856 The guy who can talk to animals? 10 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,909 If you don't, let me jog your memory. 11 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:02,580 He's a doctor, and he talks to animals. 12 00:01:02,582 --> 00:01:04,501 Well, anyway, he's busier than ever. 13 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:05,719 - Doctor. - Yes. 14 00:01:05,722 --> 00:01:07,423 You've g***t Mr. Carson at 10 for a full workup. 15 00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:08,807 Mr. wennington's e.K.G.'S at 12. 16 00:01:08,809 --> 00:01:10,711 Mrs. bloom called. She g***t a bad rash on her back. 17 00:01:10,713 --> 00:01:12,314 - I told her 11:15. - Okay, g***t you. 18 00:01:12,316 --> 00:01:14,885 Buster's deworming is at 12:30. Misty's kennel cough is back. 19 00:01:14,887 --> 00:01:18,025 I put her in at 1. Afternoon wall-to-water neuters. 20 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:19,861 You've g***t the rotary club dinner tonight. 21 00:01:19,863 --> 00:01:21,663 You've g***t the kennel club breakfast tomorrow. 22 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:23,367 Okay, push Mr. Carson's workup to 11. 23 00:01:23,369 --> 00:01:26,538 - I will deworm Buster at 12, do the e.K.G. -30. 24 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,293 Move misty to 1:15, and, look, lucky, 25 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:29,712 you've gotta stop mixing up my charts. 26 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:31,047 Last week you almost had me neuter Mr. panitch. 27 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,716 Oh, yeah, well, from what I hear, 28 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,471 you'd be doing Mrs. panitch a favor. 29 00:01:34,472 --> 00:01:36,974 Anytime, ladies. Thank you. 30 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:38,359 No matter how busy he g***t, 31 00:01:38,362 --> 00:01:40,446 doc always found time to help animals. 32 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,684 Hi. My name is bandit. 33 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:43,752 - Hi, bandit. How you doin', bandit? 34 00:01:43,754 --> 00:01:46,407 And I'm a stray. 35 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,510 - That's okay. - We're all strays. 36 00:01:48,512 --> 00:01:49,628 I know how hard it is the first time 37 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,216 to get up there, bandit. Take your time. 38 00:01:51,218 --> 00:01:54,170 - Just one paw at a time, bandit. - That's true. 39 00:01:54,172 --> 00:01:55,589 That's right. Never give up hope, bandit. 40 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:57,125 Never ever give up hope, and not just bandit. 41 00:01:57,127 --> 00:01:59,262 All you dogs, listen to me. 42 00:01:59,264 --> 00:02:01,632 Every dog in here can find a family 43 00:02:01,634 --> 00:02:03,118 and be somebody's best friend. 44 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,688 - Mm-hmm. - Let me hear you say that. 45 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:07,043 Say, "I ** somebody's best friend." 46 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:08,511 I ** somebody's best friend. 47 00:02:08,513 --> 00:02:11,784 One more time again. "I ** somebody's best friend!" 48 00:02:11,786 --> 00:02:14,705 I ** somebody's best friend! 49 00:02:14,707 --> 00:02:16,659 That's right. That's right. 50 00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:18,229 Also, there's a family out in north beach 51 00:02:18,231 --> 00:02:20,683 that's trying to find a good watchdog -- 52 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:23,187 Somebody that's housebroken and great with kids. 53 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:25,224 Any of you guys g***t a background in security? 54 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,945 Oh, that'd be rusty. Rusty's a watchdog. 55 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,064 Who's rusty? 56 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,734 - Rusty, tell -- oh, no. - Rusty. 57 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,253 This better be important. 58 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:35,657 No, uh, never mind, rusty. 59 00:02:40,842 --> 00:02:43,259 Every zoo in the country had a job for the doc. 60 00:02:43,261 --> 00:02:46,127 He was especially good at matters of the heart. 61 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,263 So how long has it been 62 00:02:47,264 --> 00:02:48,880 since you guys made little baby turtles? 63 00:02:48,882 --> 00:02:51,631 Not that long, maybe 20 years. 64 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:54,799 It'll be 48 years next Monday. 65 00:02:54,802 --> 00:02:56,385 Okay, I see -- I see the problem here. 66 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:57,502 I know what to do. But, listen, 67 00:02:57,504 --> 00:02:59,003 I'm gonna give you these pills. 68 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:01,220 I want you to crush 'em up and put 'em in your food. 69 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,489 Oh, yeah? What do they do? 70 00:03:04,742 --> 00:03:08,309 Ah, yeah, you're lookin' fine. 71 00:03:08,312 --> 00:03:10,179 Comin' at ya, baby. 72 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,395 In fact, he became an international celebrity, 73 00:03:12,398 --> 00:03:14,847 traveling from Alaska to Australia. 74 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:18,200 I'm here with the world-famous Dr. dolittle, 75 00:03:18,202 --> 00:03:20,517 who actually speaks with animals. 76 00:03:20,521 --> 00:03:22,621 Now, what we're gonna do is sneak up on 77 00:03:22,622 --> 00:03:26,039 and rescue this unsuspecting alligator. 78 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,075 We'll have to be quiet so he doesn't know we're here. 79 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,376 The trick with catching this alligator 80 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,661 is to be wary of those teeth -- huge great... 81 00:03:32,663 --> 00:03:36,697 Hey, dude, see, what I'm doing is allowing Steve to think 82 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,532 that I don't know he's back there, 83 00:03:38,534 --> 00:03:41,584 wait until he tries to grab me, turn on him 84 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:44,503 and, Bob's your Uncle, b***e his arm off. 85 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:48,421 I'm gonna have to get my arm 'round his neck and hang on -- 86 00:03:48,424 --> 00:03:49,540 - Steve, I think he knows we're over -- -shh! 87 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,807 I don't wanna blow the element of surprise. 88 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:52,809 Now! 89 00:03:53,978 --> 00:03:56,494 - Oh! Oh! - Crikey, me arm! 90 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,016 Yeah, it seemed everybody wanted a piece 91 00:04:03,017 --> 00:04:06,267 of the good doctor, and his family understood. 92 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:08,236 - Thank you. - Well, most of them did. 93 00:04:08,238 --> 00:04:09,904 But we'll get to that part in a minute. 94 00:04:09,906 --> 00:04:12,439 - Thank you very much! - Right now I gotta answer the door. 95 00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:14,391 Uh... 96 00:04:14,393 --> 00:04:15,743 Yeah, who's there? 97 00:04:15,744 --> 00:04:17,560 Hey, it's me. I forgot my key. Open up. 98 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:19,860 Well, then I guess you'll have to beg, huh? 99 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:21,613 Ha! Come on, boy, beg. Come on. 100 00:04:21,615 --> 00:04:23,531 Get it? Role reversal. 101 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:27,901 'Cause usually it's the human that says to the dog, uh... 102 00:04:27,903 --> 00:04:31,120 I know you better open u p the door 'fore I... 103 00:04:31,122 --> 00:04:32,921 Just open the door, lucky. 104 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:34,188 Seeing as you're the one who feeds me, 105 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,256 I'm gonna let you in this time. 106 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:38,708 Okay. Thank -- thank you. Thank you. 107 00:04:40,711 --> 00:04:42,412 Guess who's back from France! 108 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,629 - John? - Hey! 109 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,965 - Hey, sweetie. - How you doin'? Ohh! 110 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,717 Mmm! 111 00:04:49,719 --> 00:04:52,101 I g***t you a present from Paris. 112 00:04:52,103 --> 00:04:53,419 - That's for me? - Yes, that's for you, for us. 113 00:04:53,421 --> 00:04:56,354 Really? Oh! 114 00:04:56,357 --> 00:04:57,388 Yeah, I can enjoy this present as well. 115 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:01,525 You know what would be a really nice present, John, though? 116 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:04,627 - What's that? - If you could keep that flock of your faithful 117 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:06,861 away from the door. - I'm sorry. I'll talk to them later, okay? 118 00:05:06,864 --> 00:05:08,764 - Daddy! - Hey, baby. How you doin'? 119 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:11,481 Hi. Hey, look, I g***t you a little present from Mexico. 120 00:05:11,484 --> 00:05:13,234 - Gracias. - Yeah. 121 00:05:13,235 --> 00:05:14,568 Ooh, I wonder what it is. 122 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:16,203 Hey, earthquake! 9-1-1! 123 00:05:16,205 --> 00:05:17,486 Nuevo-uno-uno! 124 00:05:17,487 --> 00:05:18,604 Oh, no, no, don't shake it. I wouldn't shake it. 125 00:05:18,606 --> 00:05:19,771 Ow! My spleen! Ooh, that hurt. 126 00:05:19,773 --> 00:05:22,573 - Oh! - He's cute! Thanks, dad! 127 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:24,541 Hey, this isn't puerto vallarta. 128 00:05:24,543 --> 00:05:25,909 It's a chameleon. You know, it can change color 129 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:27,327 against different backgrounds you put it on. 130 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,944 The blendmaster is in the house. 131 00:05:28,946 --> 00:05:31,113 I'm gonna...