How To Make It In America Mofongo Hmax Ddp5 1 H 264-dooky S02E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:04,809, Character said: (music playing)

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At 00:00:15,385, Character said: ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

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At 00:00:17,289, Character said: ♪ A dollar is what I need,
hey, hey ♪

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At 00:00:20,159, Character said: ♪ Well, I need a dollar,
dollar ♪

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At 00:00:22,194, Character said: ♪ A dollar is what I need,
hey, hey ♪

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At 00:00:25,130, Character said: ♪ Said I need a dollar,
dollar ♪

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At 00:00:27,466, Character said:

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At 00:00:29,301, Character said: ♪ And if I share with you
my story ♪

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At 00:00:31,536, Character said: ♪ Would you share your dollar
with me? ♪

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At 00:00:35,174, Character said: ♪ Well, I don’t know ♪

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At 00:00:37,509, Character said: ♪ If I’m walking
on solid ground ♪

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At 00:00:40,345, Character said:

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At 00:00:42,314, Character said:

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At 00:00:47,617, Character said: ♪ And I need a dollar, dollar ♪

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At 00:00:49,888, Character said: ♪ A dollar is what I need ♪

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At 00:00:52,124, Character said: ♪ And if I share
with you my story ♪

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At 00:00:54,359, Character said: ♪ Would you share your dollar
with me? ♪

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At 00:00:56,861, Character said: (music continues playing)

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At 00:01:15,913, Character said: (woman whoops)

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At 00:01:24,754, Character said: -

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At 00:01:26,959, Character said: Who the f***k invited you anyway?

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At 00:01:28,760, Character said: - Chill out!
-

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At 00:01:33,397, Character said: And then I’m gonna
fuckin’ stab you!

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At 00:01:36,368, Character said: Here she--
she’s coming.
Yo, that’s hilarious, Ben!

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At 00:01:40,739, Character said: You are funny, man.

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At 00:01:42,007, Character said: Whoa. Is that Nancy?

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At 00:01:43,242, Character said: Oh, hey. Hi.

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At 00:01:45,844, Character said: Oh, God, I owe you a call.

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At 00:01:47,012, Character said: You owe us a meeting, actually.

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At 00:01:49,281, Character said: - Do I?
- We re-did our lookbook.

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At 00:01:51,783, Character said: To show you a guy
in L.A. at South Willard.

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At 00:01:54,114, Character said: Oh, right! Ryan.

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At 00:01:55,487, Character said: - Ryan.
- Oh, s***t.

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At 00:01:57,322, Character said: You know what?
I’m gonna email him right now.

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At 00:01:59,524, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:02:00,659, Character said: Those Neanderthals
are effed the eff up.

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At 00:02:03,895, Character said: That’s kinda their thing.

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At 00:02:05,197, Character said: It’s so dirty,
but you know what?

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At 00:02:06,631, Character said: - I kinda love it.
- Right?! Totally.

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At 00:02:09,868, Character said: Kirsten, Christen.

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At 00:02:11,503, Character said: - Meet Cam and Ben.
- KIRSTEN and Hi.

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At 00:02:14,173, Character said: - How you doin’?
- Hello, ladies.

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At 00:02:15,507, Character said: Wait-- so you guys
are both named Christen?

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At 00:02:17,676, Character said: Mm. No, I’m Kirsten.
This is Christen.

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At 00:02:20,645, Character said: - G***t it.
- So, what do you say, Nancy?

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At 00:02:22,982, Character said: Shots and then we
hit the Dior events?

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At 00:02:25,050, Character said: - Ladies,
you gotta pace yourself.

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At 00:02:27,953, Character said: One night in New York
is like a month St. Louis time.

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At 00:02:31,423, Character said: Well, let’s get
this month started, right?

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At 00:02:33,492, Character said: - Oh! Ow!

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At 00:02:37,594, Character said: - Is he cool, or--?
- You know Ben.

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At 00:02:40,365, Character said: He doesn’t hold grudges,
but he’s not gonna fake

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At 00:02:43,268, Character said: like everything’s
a’ight when it isn’t.

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At 00:02:45,938, Character said: - You know?
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:48,273, Character said: Hey, you do think he, um,

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At 00:02:49,841, Character said: heard about the details
or anything like that, huh?

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At 00:02:52,611, Character said: Well, Rachael
did do this one blog

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At 00:02:54,313, Character said: about black dudes
versus Jewish dudes.

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At 00:02:56,281, Character said: - That was you!
- Ah-ha, motherfucker.

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At 00:02:58,850, Character said: - Whatever.
- For your services, my friend.

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At 00:03:02,721, Character said: Don’t be cheap.
Let me check... okay.

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At 00:03:05,124, Character said: And check this s***t out.

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At 00:03:06,891, Character said: What is this?
What’d you do?

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At 00:03:09,261, Character said: What could be
better than a weed spray
called Rasta Monsta?

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At 00:03:11,696, Character said: It’s the essence
of marijuana in a bottle.

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At 00:03:13,865, Character said: Well, you’re not actually
selling these, right?
These are for fun?

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At 00:03:16,401, Character said: It started off as
research and development,

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At 00:03:18,337, Character said: but every time
I sold it to a regular,

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At 00:03:20,272, Character said: they were f***g
going crazy for it.

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At 00:03:21,907, Character said: It could be big, man.

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At 00:03:23,108, Character said: Are you out of your mind?

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At 00:03:24,743, Character said: If Rene sees this,
he’ll murder me and you.

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At 00:03:27,546, Character said: Whoa. OK, cool,
but I’m not wasting this s***t.

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At 00:03:33,917, Character said: Nothing about the inside.

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At 00:03:35,487, Character said: It’s all about
the outside, baby.

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At 00:03:37,656, Character said: - Beautiful. You like that?
- I like the outside.

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At 00:03:39,491, Character said: - Like the colors?
- Yeah, I like the green.

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At 00:03:40,859, Character said: Everything
in that video
is for real?

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At 00:03:43,963, Character said: Even the Jamaican guy?

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At 00:03:45,464, Character said: He was so angry,
I thought he was,
you know, an actor.

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At 00:03:47,366, Character said: It’s all real, my friend.

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At 00:03:48,600, Character said: Streets of New York,
they don’t lie.

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At 00:03:49,969, Character said: Ya’ know,
I had kids all week ask me,

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At 00:03:51,770, Character said: "When ** I gonna
get Rasta Monsta?"

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At 00:03:53,538, Character said: Rasta Monsta’s for the children.

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At 00:03:55,407, Character said: Awesome. Great to finally meet.

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At 00:03:56,909, Character said: Look forward to doing
business with you.

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At 00:03:58,377, Character said: Aw, thank you. Thank you.

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At 00:04:02,379, Character said: Yeah! That’s what
I’m talkin’ about.

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At 00:04:04,950, Character said: - Rasta Monsta hits the suburbs.

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At 00:04:06,851, Character said: Even the air smells
different out here.
Huh, boss, you smell that?

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At 00:04:10,055, Character said: - DEBBIE’ Hi...
- Come on, mamita.

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At 00:04:11,790, Character said: - Pick up the phone, baby.
- This is nice.

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At 00:04:13,558, Character said: - I like this.
- Oh... what now?

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At 00:04:16,528, Character said: I’m saying we busted
out at the bodega.

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At 00:04:18,030, Character said: It’s only a matter of time
now before we go national.

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At 00:04:20,299, Character said: Yeah, it’s a real fuckin’
significant moment right now.

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At 00:04:23,502, Character said: Come on, boss.
It’s time to celebrate.

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At 00:04:25,537, Character said: Let’s go to the ballet, fellas.

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: Mega Nortons.

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At 00:04:28,573, Character said: Rated the second best
tittie bar in New Haven.

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At 00:04:30,775, Character said: Why the f***k we ain’t
goin’ to the best one?

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At 00:04:33,145, Character said: I called ahead. No sneakers.

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At 00:04:36,248, Character said: F***k it, let’s go.

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At 00:04:38,750, Character said: And that’s why it’s
called "The great American
Scissors Road Test."

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At 00:04:42,787, Character said: Because we’ll actually
put the scissors to work

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At 00:04:44,623, Character said: and see what they can do.

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At 00:04:45,757, Character said: - Mm-hmm.
- It’s like,

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At 00:04:47,192, Character said: why are Fiskars scissors
so ubiquitous?

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At 00:04:50,229, Character said: Similarly, does anyone actually
use pinking scissors anymore?

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At 00:04:56,135, Character said: And so on.

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At 00:04:58,770, Character said: Good.

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At 00:05:00,205, Character said: Nice, Montana. I like it.

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At 00:05:01,974, Character said: Rachel, did you have anything?

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At 00:05:04,910, Character said: Yes, I do. Um, I have
not printed it out yet,

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At 00:05:08,847, Character said: but, um, it’s actually
not too dissimilar

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At 00:05:10,849, Character said: from what Montana
was pitchin’ out.

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At 00:05:13,585, Character said: But it was more
like... basters.

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At 00:05:19,222, Character said: You know, the squeegee things
that you find in the kitchen.

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At 00:05:25,197, Character said: Sort of investigate that.

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At 00:05:28,133, Character said: Right. Mm-hmm. OK.
See ya later. Bye.

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At 00:05:32,537, Character said: Oh, my God, you guys.
I ** so sorry.

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At 00:05:34,639, Character said: I mean, you schlepped all
the way up here. Ryan left.

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At 00:05:37,676, Character said: He went to LA already.
He took the earlier flight.

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At 00:05:39,544, Character said: Someone should’ve called you.

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At 00:05:40,679, Character said: I’m really sorry,
but, you know,

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At 00:05:42,114, Character said: listen, he’s here all the time.

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At 00:05:43,682, Character said: Definitely go out for coffee,
drinks, sushi, whatever.

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At 00:05:46,785, Character said: Well, what about
a conference call?
Or a video chat?

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At 00:05:49,621, Character said: Oh, I don’t do that.

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At 00:05:51,223, Character said: Seriously, it’s just too forced.
It’s not my style.

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At 00:05:54,093, Character said: Christen and Kirsten.
You want a return, right?

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At 00:05:56,495, Character said: Uh, s***t. No, I’ll take ’em.

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At 00:05:59,631, Character said: These are the girls
from last night.

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At 00:06:00,900, Character said: Buyers from...