Materialists.2025.1080p.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x265-NeoNoir.srt - eng(2) Subtitles

At 00:05:05,472, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:07,182, Character said: Are you single?

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At 00:05:09,893, Character said: I'm a matchmaker at Adore.

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At 00:05:11,812, Character said: Please give me a call if
you want to meet somebody.

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At 00:05:14,106, Character said: We have a lot
of great matches for you.

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At 00:05:17,109, Character said: Talk soon.

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At 00:05:32,291, Character said: James, hi.

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At 00:05:33,292, Character said: Thanks for calling me back.

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At 00:05:35,002, Character said: Um, I just wanted to get some
feedback on your first date

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At 00:05:38,005, Character said: with my client Sophie.

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At 00:05:39,381, Character said: I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...

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At 00:05:41,133, Character said: but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...

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At 00:05:43,218, Character said: and the headline is,
she had a great time

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At 00:05:45,679, Character said: and would love
to see you again.

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At 00:05:49,808, Character said: Hello? James?

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At 00:05:51,685, Character said: Yeah, I'd like to be
taken off the service.

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At 00:05:56,523, Character said: May I ask why?

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At 00:05:58,233, Character said: I thought you were
going to set me up

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At 00:05:59,985, Character said: with high-quality women.

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At 00:06:02,863, Character said: I said: a fit woman in her 30s
with a nice smile.

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At 00:06:06,742, Character said: She's 40 and fat.

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At 00:06:09,203, Character said: - She's 39.
- 39 is not 30s, that's 40.

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At 00:06:12,039, Character said: I would never swipe right
on a woman like that.

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At 00:06:17,169, Character said: I'm sorry you feel that way.

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At 00:06:32,226, Character said: I'm so happy.

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At 00:06:36,605, Character said: You did it, Lucy.

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At 00:06:38,565, Character said: When you said that he's 47
and only makes 150K a year...

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At 00:06:42,861, Character said: I almost said no, but I'm
really happy I trusted you.

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At 00:06:48,367, Character said: I know it's only been one date

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At 00:06:49,785, Character said: and I need to
manage my expectations...

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At 00:06:52,287, Character said: but this is probably the best
first date I've ever had!

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At 00:06:56,375, Character said: Uh, Sophie, so I just g***t off
the phone with him.

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At 00:07:00,087, Character said: And he loved meeting you,

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At 00:07:02,589, Character said: he had a great time...

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At 00:07:04,591, Character said: But he doesn't feel like
the chemistry

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At 00:07:06,301, Character said: is there for him at this time.

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At 00:07:09,304, Character said: So.

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At 00:07:12,558, Character said: Onward and upward.

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At 00:07:15,394, Character said: He doesn't want a second date?

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At 00:07:19,106, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:22,234, Character said: He's balding.

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At 00:07:24,486, Character said: How f***g dare he?

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At 00:07:26,613, Character said: Dating is a risk.

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At 00:07:28,198, Character said: You took a risk. It's brave.

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At 00:07:32,244, Character said: Why did you set me up
with someone like that?

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At 00:07:36,331, Character said: He checked
a lot of our boxes...

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At 00:07:39,835, Character said: and you checked a lot of his.

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At 00:07:42,337, Character said: So, onwards and upwards.

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At 00:07:44,673, Character said: Let's talk about
your next match.

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At 00:07:45,924, Character said: I have an amazing guy for you.

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At 00:07:47,676, Character said: His name is Mark,
he's a doctor,

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At 00:07:50,345, Character said: he's very handsome...

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At 00:07:51,597, Character said: he has a full head of hair,
he's 48.

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At 00:07:54,183, Character said: That's almost 50.

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At 00:07:56,310, Character said: He looks great for 48.

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At 00:07:57,769, Character said: He's very fit.
He looks like he's 40.

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At 00:08:00,814, Character said: - How tall?
- 5'11".

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At 00:08:03,442, Character said: Is he actually 5'11" or is he
actually 5'9" and is lying?

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At 00:08:07,905, Character said: What's a couple of inches?

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At 00:08:09,781, Character said: I don't want
to waste my time.

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At 00:08:12,451, Character said: I ** not asking for a miracle.

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At 00:08:15,370, Character said: I'm just asking
for the bare minimum.

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At 00:08:18,165, Character said: I'm trying to settle.

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At 00:08:20,709, Character said: Sophie.

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At 00:08:22,628, Character said: I know how it feels right now.

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At 00:08:25,547, Character said: But I promise you...

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At 00:08:29,092, Character said: you're going to marry
the love of your life.

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At 00:08:33,013, Character said: I don't believe you.

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At 00:08:34,806, Character said: That's okay.

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At 00:08:37,100, Character said: I believe it.

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At 00:08:57,996, Character said: Girl of the hour!

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At 00:09:01,333, Character said: Tonight, we're all gathered

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At 00:09:03,001, Character said: to celebrate
the most talented Lucy.

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At 00:09:06,463, Character said: One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...

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At 00:09:09,967, Character said: and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...

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At 00:09:14,179, Character said: her client Charlotte B.
is getting married!

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At 00:09:20,602, Character said: Charlotte B.
is marrying Peter C.

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At 00:09:24,815, Character said: The Prince Charming

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At 00:09:26,733, Character said: Lucy matched her with
20 months ago.

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At 00:09:30,195, Character said: How many marriages are you
responsible for now, Lucy?

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At 00:09:34,408, Character said: Nine.

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At 00:09:35,575, Character said: Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

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At 00:09:39,830, Character said: Lucy, do a speech!

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At 00:09:42,749, Character said: Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!

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At 00:09:54,636, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:09:57,055, Character said: My speech is...

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At 00:10:00,517, Character said: that if the girl asks for

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At 00:10:02,311, Character said: a 6-foot-tall
drink of water...

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At 00:10:03,979, Character said: in his 40s with a salary
over 500 grand

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At 00:10:07,399, Character said: and a... good hairline...

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At 00:10:11,820, Character said: you deliver.

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At 00:10:15,782, Character said: How did it go
with Sophie L. today?

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At 00:10:17,826, Character said: It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.

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At 00:10:20,912, Character said: Hopeless.

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At 00:10:22,706, Character said: I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City

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At 00:10:25,167, Character said: that'll date this girl.

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At 00:10:27,502, Character said: What seems to be the issue?

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At 00:10:29,129, Character said: That's the thing. There is
nothing wrong with her.

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At 00:10:31,798, Character said: She's okay attractive...

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At 00:10:35,010, Character said: okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.

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At 00:10:39,931, Character said: There's just not
a standout quality.

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At 00:10:43,310, Character said: She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...

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At 00:10:45,562, Character said: and there is
no niche market for her.

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At 00:10:47,814, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:10:49,024, Character said: And if there's
no specialty appeal...

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At 00:10:50,567, Character said: then there's no place
for her in any market.

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At 00:10:53,111, Character said: That is tough.

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At 00:10:54,780, Character said: And she's my
favorite client right now.

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At 00:10:57,949, Character said: I mean, she's entitled
like everyone,

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At 00:11:00,118, Character said: but she's sweet...

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At 00:11:02,329, Character said: and she's realistic,
she's not crazy.

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At 00:11:06,917, Character said: She's a nice girl.

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At 00:11:10,420, Character said: There's g***t to be
a guy out there

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At 00:11:12,130, Character said: who just wants a nice girl.

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At 00:11:14,299, Character said: What about Mark P.?

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At 00:11:16,551, Character said: He's okay.

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At 00:11:17,803, Character said: I pitched him
to her already.

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At 00:11:20,055, Character said: She's afraid
he's not actually 5'11".

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At 00:11:22,849, Character said: And I'm like,
can we please not worry

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At 00:11:24,267, Character said: about a couple inches
right now?

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At 00:11:25,560, Character said: Because you're
about to die alone.

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At 00:11:28,563, Character said: You know
there's a surgery for that.

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At 00:11:31,650, Character said: For dying alone?

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At 00:11:33,318, Character said: For getting taller.

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At 00:11:35,821, Character said: Up to six inches.

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At 00:11:37,989, Character said: You break your legs, and...

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At 00:11:40,367, Character said: extend it,
let the bone heal itself.

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At 00:11:44,162, Character said: That's a game changer.

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At 00:11:46,373, Character said: It costs like 200K.

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At 00:11:48,667, Character said: Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.

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At 00:11:53,922, Character said: If you can afford it,

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At 00:11:55,257, Character said: it's definitely
worth the investment.

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At 00:11:57,843, Character said: What's the saying?

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At 00:11:59,219, Character said: "You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."

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At 00:12:02,848, Character said: Right.

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At 00:12:06,435, Character said: Do you have a dress
picked out for the wedding?

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At 00:12:09,312, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:12:11,022, Character said: Are you going alone?

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At 00:12:12,941, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:12:14,109, Character said: Lucy M.:
The Eternal Bachelorette.

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At 00:12:16,736, Character said: A voluntary celibate.

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At 00:12:18,572, Character said: Do you want me to set you up
with someone?

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At 00:12:20,407, Character said: No, I'm gonna die alone.

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At 00:12:23,910, Character said: Or get a rich husband.

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At 00:12:25,912, Character said: Same thing.

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At 00:12:44,097, Character said: Hi, Charles.

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At 00:12:46,266, Character said: Good to see you.

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At 00:12:48,101, Character said: You look beautiful.

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At 00:12:49,478, Character said: Oh, my God,
look how big they are.

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At 00:12:52,856, Character said: Mom.

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At 00:12:54,441, Character said: Congratulations.

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At 00:13:02,574, Character said: Nice to see you.

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At 00:13:05,827, Character said: You look beautiful.

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At 00:13:08,413, Character said: Nice to see you again.

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At 00:13:10,957, Character said: Hi, Henry. Hi.

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At 00:13:13,376, Character said: I have been
saying to everyone

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At 00:13:15,504, Character said: that Peter...