Peep.Show.S01E05.Dream.Job.1080p.ALL4.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-AEK_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:25,720, Character said: 'If I get promoted to loan supervisor
that's an extra 160 a month.'

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At 00:00:30,720, Character said: 'Four months – weekend in Zurich!
If I get it.'

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At 00:00:34,600, Character said: 'Why didn't I iron my f***g tie?'

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At 00:00:38,000, Character said: Hey, Mark!
I thought you'd be out by now.

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At 00:00:39,920, Character said: Nope. Not yet. Haven't been in yet.

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At 00:00:43,680, Character said: 'Lovely soft face.'

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At 00:00:44,880, Character said: It's just Barbara and Lucy.
Have a bloody good laugh.

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At 00:00:48,960, Character said: You're right. Totally right.
A laugh. Have a nice laugh.

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At 00:00:54,400, Character said: D'you think Jeff's
charity squash stuff counts for much?

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At 00:00:57,400, Character said: Don't worry. I'm sure you'll get it.

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At 00:01:02,360, Character said: ''

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At 00:01:04,360, Character said: Sophie, have you ever been to Zurich?

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At 00:01:07,680, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:08,080, Character said: 'Too much. Too much!'

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At 00:01:10,160, Character said: Ruthlessly clean. Talking of which,
badminton – are you on for Wednesday?

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At 00:01:16,400, Character said: Yep, still on.

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At 00:01:17,200, Character said: And afterwards...

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At 00:01:19,120, Character said: Hi, Sophie. Fuckface, you're on.

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At 00:01:23,480, Character said: 'Forget it, mate. You're dead in the
water. I'll be relaxing all over you'

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At 00:01:30,520, Character said: Welcome to my world.

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At 00:01:32,520, Character said: Man, I'm so glad you g***t me in here.

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At 00:01:35,520, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:01:37,120, Character said: Wicked. So, let's go to the studio
and riff on some s***t.

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At 00:01:41,960, Character said: Totally. Although one of us has to
be on reception, unless Hazel's in.

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At 00:01:47,920, Character said: At 00:01:51,480, Character said: We bide our time

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At 00:01:53,560, Character said: and pick the perfect moment
to shake s***t up and get noticed.

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At 00:01:58,000, Character said: One of the best ways to get noticed

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At 00:02:01,120, Character said: is to pick up a four-pinter
on the way in and get Ron's latte...

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At 00:02:05,560, Character said: Jesus, you've g***t a Blair Witch ear!

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At 00:02:09,400, Character said: Oh, yeah, that's Toni's.
You know, next-door Toni?

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At 00:02:13,520, Character said: Oh, the one you wrote Toni's Theme for?

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At 00:02:18,880, Character said: She's like some kind of drug. Like
ketamine, but... with nicer hair.

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At 00:02:24,680, Character said: You're all set, ain't ya? You are
a music-studio reception runner now!

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At 00:02:31,240, Character said: Gets the women hot.

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At 00:02:33,000, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:02:33,760, Character said: Oh, yeah. It's a savage garden,
my friend, a savage garden.

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At 00:02:39,320, Character said: 'Shall I ask what he means?'

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At 00:02:42,800, Character said: 'The interview went well.
Glad I didn't mention the phones.'

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At 00:02:47,200, Character said: 'Keep the big idea on ice for now.'

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At 00:02:50,000, Character said: 'Should have mentioned the blind kids
but it might seem I did it for my CV'

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At 00:02:55,520, Character said: 'I did not do that just for my CV.'

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At 00:02:57,360, Character said: Mark?

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At 00:02:58,720, Character said: Sophie!

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At 00:02:59,640, Character said: Barbara says there's news.

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At 00:03:02,240, Character said: They didn't give it to Jeff?!

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At 00:03:04,520, Character said: No, they didn't.

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At 00:03:05,600, Character said: YES!

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At 00:03:08,080, Character said: No. Mark, let me...

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At 00:03:10,080, Character said: Sit down. Erm...

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At 00:03:12,320, Character said: They didn't give it to Jeff
or to you.

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At 00:03:16,040, Character said: Is this... Is this a funny joke?

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At 00:03:18,800, Character said: No, Mark. Listen...
This is weird, really weird,

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At 00:03:22,840, Character said: but Barbara asked me to temporarily
take over the supervisor role!

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At 00:03:27,680, Character said: Well, good, that's good.
Great.

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At 00:03:32,080, Character said: I'll get on with these.

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At 00:03:33,560, Character said: Oh! Let me...

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At 00:03:34,480, Character said: It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!

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At 00:03:37,480, Character said: So, congratulations.
What the hell happened?

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At 00:03:40,320, Character said: Barbara thought no-one came up
to the required standard, so...

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At 00:03:44,960, Character said: Sure. But what's the story
behind the story?

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At 00:03:49,480, Character said: Does there need to be a...?

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At 00:03:50,440, Character said: No! You know... how I think of you,
but...

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At 00:03:54,440, Character said: you've gotta say
I'm the better loan manager.

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At 00:03:58,240, Character said: Well...

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At 00:03:59,320, Character said: You've gotta say that.

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At 00:04:01,200, Character said: You're good at your job.

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At 00:04:03,280, Character said: Thanks, boss

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At 00:04:05,520, Character said: Can you do the Hertfordshire file?

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At 00:04:08,240, Character said: Right.

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At 00:04:09,000, Character said: By tonight?

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At 00:04:09,880, Character said: You're serious?

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At 00:04:10,920, Character said: It's not a big...

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At 00:04:12,960, Character said: No, totally. That's fine. I'll do it.

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At 00:04:16,680, Character said: At 00:04:21,040, Character said: and leave a turd in my happy place..'

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At 00:04:23,840, Character said: 'I should've milked
those blindies dry!'

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At 00:04:27,200, Character said: Yeah, so this is very similar >

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At 00:04:30,480, Character said: to a larger version of the graphics
equaliser you'd have on your hi-fi,

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At 00:04:35,720, Character said: in that it takes the graphics,
which is another word for music,

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At 00:04:40,200, Character said: and it equalises them... >

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At 00:04:41,680, Character said: 'I've lost her. Christ, I'm quite
boring when I put my mind to it.'

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At 00:04:47,720, Character said: And you've g***t the Chemical Brothers
in six?

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At 00:04:49,200, Character said: Yeah. They're great. Great group.
Lovely guys.

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At 00:04:53,960, Character said: 'Come on. This is it.'

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At 00:04:55,440, Character said: So... just sitting here, it's like
you can feel your mojo expanding...

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At 00:05:00,600, Character said: Jezz, have you seen my book?

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At 00:05:02,320, Character said: No, I don't think it's...

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At 00:05:04,960, Character said: Oh, hi!

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At 00:05:05,800, Character said: Hi! Is that Burroughs And
The Drug Culture? I love that book!

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At 00:05:11,720, Character said: Me too! I'm on the bit where Kerouac
finishes his Benzedrine high,

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At 00:05:17,520, Character said: looks at his novel and realises
he wasn't even holding a pen!

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At 00:05:21,960, Character said: Course, Ginsberg's in the corner,
laughing... but crying as well.

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At 00:05:26,760, Character said: Yeah, yeah!

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At 00:05:27,720, Character said: 'GreatThey've clicked.
I hear clicking.'

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At 00:05:31,320, Character said: It shits on Birdsong.

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At 00:05:33,920, Character said: Jezz, could you have a look
at that thing on reception?

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At 00:05:38,280, Character said: Thing?

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At 00:05:38,840, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:39,640, Character said: Oh, that. I fixed that.

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At 00:05:42,040, Character said: Oh, did you? Well, it's gone again.

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At 00:05:45,280, Character said: No, I fixed it. Twice.

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At 00:05:47,880, Character said: I was just down there.
It's not working.

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At 00:05:51,680, Character said: 'F***k off!'

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At 00:05:53,160, Character said: What isn't?

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At 00:05:54,160, Character said: The thing... you fixed.

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At 00:05:56,040, Character said: I'm just showing...

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At 00:05:58,160, Character said: I'm fine.
Your thing sounds... important.

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At 00:06:02,320, Character said: Maybe, erm...

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At 00:06:03,640, Character said: Hans. Super Hans.

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At 00:06:06,960, Character said: ..Super Hans could show me
the rest of the equipment.

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At 00:06:10,000, Character said: 'It's cool. There's a bond of trust.
He won't break the bond of trust.'

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At 00:06:22,280, Character said: Ouch!

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At 00:06:23,560, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:06:24,760, Character said: 'Yeah, you'll be sorry. Bitch!
What a horrible...'

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At 00:06:28,880, Character said: 'I couldn't hate her. Oh, why didn't
I tell them the phones thing?!'

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At 00:06:36,280, Character said: 'Sophie climbing over my dead body
to...'

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At 00:06:39,880, Character said: 'It's not her fault.
She's just a stooge.'

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At 00:06:43,800, Character said: 'A beautiful, stupid, ugly, shitting,
filthy, grasping stooge.'

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At 00:06:48,520, Character said: Whoops!

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At 00:06:49,560, Character said: Ha!

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At 00:06:50,960, Character said: 'Mark, don't let this ruin things.'

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At 00:06:54,120, Character said: 'Once you're going out, put her bag
in the fridge and tell her she's mad'

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At 00:07:01,720, Character said: What's funny?

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At 00:07:03,000, Character said: Nothing. Sorry. Good shot.

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At 00:07:06,040, Character said: 'It's just a game, a grown-up game.
Mousetrap. Downfall. Hunt the Ripper'

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At 00:07:11,440, Character said: 'Why didn't I mention
the f***g phone?!'

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At 00:07:16,280, Character said: Phew! 15-9.

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At 00:07:19,160, Character said: Shall we call it a day?

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At 00:07:20,640, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:21,240, Character said: Sorry, I've been invited to dinner.

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At 00:07:24,360, Character said: I thought we were going for dinner!

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At 00:07:25,840, Character said: We never said...

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At 00:07:27,640, Character said: I thought we said.

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