Smokey And The Bandit 3 -moovee Eng (1983) Subtitles

At 00:00:56,800, Character said: Bandit, me and Fred've g***t a question.

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At 00:00:59,100, Character said: What do you and Fred want?

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At 00:01:00,600, Character said: - How come we doing this?
- Why not?

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At 00:01:02,700, Character said: - They said it couldn't be done.
- That's the reason.

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At 00:01:05,700, Character said: That's good with Fred. We're clear.

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At 00:01:08,200, Character said: Ten-four.

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At 00:01:09,500, Character said: I'm Big Enos Burdette.

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At 00:01:13,000, Character said: This is my son, Little Enos.

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At 00:01:24,800, Character said: Hold on to your a***s, Fred.

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At 00:01:34,200, Character said: What we're dealing with here...

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At 00:01:36,600, Character said: is a complete lack of respect for the law.

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At 00:02:12,100, Character said: Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice
look like a possum's pecker.

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At 00:02:23,300, Character said: Daddy, look out!

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At 00:02:31,500, Character said: - Daddy?
- Shut up, Junior. I'm thinking.

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At 00:02:35,300, Character said: - What are you thinking about?
- Retiring.

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At 00:02:44,900, Character said: Atten-hut!

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At 00:03:11,700, Character said: You can all sit down now.

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At 00:03:17,800, Character said: I want to thank you
nice ladies and gentlemen...

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At 00:03:22,000, Character said: and my fellow officers...

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At 00:03:24,700, Character said: for coming here this evening
to celebrate the retirement...

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At 00:03:28,700, Character said: of an old friend, Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

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At 00:03:33,700, Character said: I think I can truthfully say...

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At 00:03:37,000, Character said: that tonight I feel as if I...

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At 00:03:39,800, Character said: were emerging victoriously...

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At 00:03:43,000, Character said: from a 35-year war.

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At 00:03:46,400, Character said: A war to uphold law and order.

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At 00:03:50,300, Character said: Daddy, I'm bored.

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At 00:03:52,100, Character said: I'm bored hearing about your boredom.

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At 00:03:55,100, Character said: That's why I went to all this trouble.
Now we're going to have fun!

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At 00:03:58,200, Character said: As much fun as putting Ex-Lax
in the Dallas water supply?

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At 00:04:01,200, Character said: Yeah, and then cornering the market
on toilet paper.

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At 00:04:03,800, Character said: More fun than that.

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At 00:04:05,400, Character said: And what fond memories
were brought back...

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At 00:04:10,600, Character said: when I saw those 211s, the 502s...

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At 00:04:15,100, Character said: and the DWls and the APBs...

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At 00:04:19,800, Character said: but most of all, those hot pursuits.

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At 00:04:25,000, Character said: You're going to pee in your pants
watching that county mountie...

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: hump across six states.

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At 00:04:29,700, Character said: I don't think the Sheriff will
buy your plan, frankly.

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At 00:04:32,200, Character said: Trust me, son. If there's one thing
that egomaniac can't refuse...

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At 00:04:37,000, Character said: it's a public challenge.

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At 00:04:39,200, Character said: BUFORD:... that I have marched through
a wave of crime and criminals...

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At 00:04:43,800, Character said: like crap through a moose.

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At 00:04:49,200, Character said: In the '60s, I chased those pimply-faced,
long-haired hippies.

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At 00:04:55,000, Character said: And I caught them.

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At 00:04:56,500, Character said: - Then in the '70s, I chased-
- The Bandit!

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At 00:04:59,300, Character said: What about The Bandit?

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At 00:05:02,400, Character said: Yeah, Daddy? What about The Bandit?

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At 00:05:05,600, Character said: Sit down, you tick turd!

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At 00:05:10,400, Character said: I chased that boy for over 3,000 miles.

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At 00:05:15,700, Character said: Through 20 states.

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At 00:05:18,000, Character said: - But you didn't catch him.
- So I didn't catch him.

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At 00:05:21,500, Character said: What the hell difference does it make?
But I'll bet-

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At 00:05:25,300, Character said: - Okay.
- Okay, what?

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At 00:05:27,400, Character said: - Okay, let's bet.
- What are you talking about?

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At 00:05:30,300, Character said: What we're talking about
is a simple contest, a little race.

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At 00:05:34,600, Character said: And if you win, Sheriff...

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At 00:05:36,800, Character said: we Enoses are going to pony up $250,000.

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At 00:05:42,800, Character said: If you lose, you fork over
that silly symbol...

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At 00:05:47,200, Character said: you've been shoving in people's faces
all these years.

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At 00:05:51,400, Character said: Your badge.

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At 00:05:54,800, Character said: This badge means more to me
than anything else in the world.

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At 00:06:00,800, Character said: And I'd like nothing more
than anything else in the world...

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At 00:06:04,100, Character said: to run you into the ground.

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At 00:06:05,800, Character said: You and that
excuse for a son,

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At 00:06:09,000, Character said: who looks just like
a flea's pecker.

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At 00:06:13,700, Character said: However, I'm going to retire.

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At 00:06:17,200, Character said: I'm going down to Florida
and sit in the sun with my son.

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At 00:06:21,300, Character said: Remember, we're talking about
an awful lot of money here.

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At 00:06:25,300, Character said: So if you change your mind,
you know where to reach us.

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At 00:06:28,800, Character said: Thanks, but no thanks.

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At 00:06:31,700, Character said: And now, ladies and gentlemen,
at this very moment...

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At 00:06:35,600, Character said: I proclaim myself retired.

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At 00:07:01,200, Character said: Buford T. Justice
Fearless law of Texas

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At 00:07:05,000, Character said: The man who chased The Bandit
coast to coast

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At 00:07:08,800, Character said: Buford T. Justice
Now you've up and left us

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At 00:07:12,700, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:07:19,300, Character said: Some say you're a lunatic
Some say you're a buffoon

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At 00:07:23,100, Character said: Some say you're a fooI
with a gun

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At 00:07:27,000, Character said: Though you stuck to him like glue

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At 00:07:31,000, Character said: Now who'd have thought you'd walk away
before the job was done

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At 00:07:39,500, Character said: The man who chased The Bandit
coast to coast

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At 00:07:43,500, Character said: Buford T. Justice
Now you've up and left us

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At 00:07:47,500, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:07:56,600, Character said: You're a hero to your ego
a legend in your own mind

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At 00:08:00,800, Character said: To serve and protect
has been your word

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At 00:08:04,300, Character said: But can you stand to sit it out
when pride is on the line

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At 00:08:08,300, Character said: And "What about The Bandit?"
was the last thing that you heard

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At 00:08:12,900, Character said: You're Buford T. Justice
Fearless law of Texas

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At 00:08:16,800, Character said: Man who chased The Bandit
coast to coast

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At 00:08:20,800, Character said: Buford T. Justice
Now you've up and left us

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At 00:08:24,800, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:08:29,200, Character said: Just like some old gray race horse,
you've been put to graze

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At 00:08:33,500, Character said: They say you're over the hill now
and you've seen your better days

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At 00:08:37,500, Character said: Like that old race horse,
you still hear that bell

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At 00:08:40,800, Character said: If a hot chase was heaven
Now the good life is hell

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At 00:09:01,700, Character said: Well, you took on all those outlaws
and the weirdoes with the hair

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At 00:09:05,700, Character said: You stood for law and order all the way

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At 00:09:09,300, Character said: Now, you're standing on your records
But does anybody care

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At 00:09:13,400, Character said: You're still known as the boob
who let the big one get away

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At 00:09:18,200, Character said: 'Cause you're Buford T. Justice,
Fearless law of Texas

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At 00:09:22,100, Character said: The man who chased The Bandit
coast to coast

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At 00:09:26,100, Character said: Buford T. Justice
Now you've up and left us

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At 00:09:30,200, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:09:34,800, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:09:39,700, Character said: Where are you, Justice
when we need you the most

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At 00:09:52,100, Character said: Junior, retirement is cat s***t.

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At 00:09:56,100, Character said: Let's get the Enoses.

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At 00:10:05,600, Character said: Oh, look, Daddy!

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At 00:10:07,900, Character said: The June Taylor Dancers.

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At 00:10:20,000, Character said: - There's our turkey.
- Let's go stuff him!

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At 00:10:26,900, Character said: Daddy, they're taking our picture.
Wet your lips.

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At 00:10:30,300, Character said: Shut up, s***t.

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At 00:10:32,300, Character said: Well, welcome, Sheriff.

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At 00:10:34,800, Character said: What the hell's going on?

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At 00:10:37,300, Character said: These are a few of Daddy's closest friends.
Just came to see you off.

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At 00:10:41,600, Character said: Let's cut the crap and get down
to the nitty-gritty.

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At 00:10:45,400, Character said: Well, you're a sporting man, Sheriff.

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At 00:10:47,700, Character said: We're going to bet you $250,000...

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At 00:10:50,100, Character said: against your tin star...

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At 00:10:52,000, Character said: that you can't drive from here in Miami...

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At 00:10:54,600, Character said: to the Enos Ranch
just outside of Austin, Texas...

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At 00:10:57,500, Character said: by 5:30 tomorrow afternoon.

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At 00:11:00,100, Character said: That's only 1,400 miles. What's the catch?

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At 00:11:04,100, Character said: There's the catch.

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