Georgie.And.Mandys.First.Marriage.S01E13.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab_2 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,572, Character said: Smell this.

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At 00:00:08,573, Character said: I will not.

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At 00:00:10,662, Character said: I just want to know if
I can wear it again.

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At 00:00:12,621, Character said: Well, I think if you have to
ask, you have your answer.

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At 00:00:15,015, Character said: Great.

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At 00:00:17,713, Character said: Hey, before I forget,

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At 00:00:19,323, Character said: will you pick up a few things
for me at the hardware store?

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At 00:00:20,977, Character said: Ugh, I hate going there.

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At 00:00:23,110, Character said: Why? They treat me
like I'm an idiot.

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At 00:00:25,851, Character said: Really? They're
always nice to me.

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At 00:00:27,766, Character said: Gee, I wonder what
the difference is.

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At 00:00:29,420, Character said: One of us is too fancy
to smell a shirt?

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At 00:00:33,337, Character said: Well, I'm a woman, Georgie.

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At 00:00:35,078, Character said: They talk down to me
and then they hit on me.

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At 00:00:37,037, Character said: Well, that's g***t
to feel nice. No.

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At 00:00:40,866, Character said: There's places I get
treated different, too,

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At 00:00:41,998, Character said: 'cause I'm a man.

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At 00:00:42,999, Character said: Really? Like where?

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At 00:00:44,783, Character said: Uh, like when I take
CeeCee to the park.

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At 00:00:46,872, Character said: All the moms act like
I'm some kind of hero

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At 00:00:48,439, Character said: for taking care of my kid.

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At 00:00:49,484, Character said: That's your example?

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At 00:00:51,225, Character said: Yeah, and then they hit on me.

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At 00:00:55,185, Character said: It-it was horrible?

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At 00:01:27,043, Character said: Thank you. Here you go.

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At 00:01:30,916, Character said: Nice keychain.

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At 00:01:33,441, Character said: It's my wife's car.

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At 00:01:34,572, Character said: Makes sense.

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At 00:01:36,008, Character said: I did not peg you as
a bedazzled Miata man.

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At 00:01:39,882, Character said: Hey, let me ask you something,

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At 00:01:41,231, Character said: why didn't your
wife bring it in?

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At 00:01:42,667, Character said: I don't know. She makes
me do the car stuff.

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At 00:01:44,669, Character said: Mm. Hmm. Makes sense.

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At 00:01:46,758, Character said: You think there's
anything in here

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At 00:01:48,412, Character said: that would make her
feel uncomfortable?

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At 00:01:49,718, Character said: Why?

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At 00:01:51,198, Character said: I just think it'd be
great if this were a place

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At 00:01:52,895, Character said: your wife wanted to come.

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At 00:01:56,333, Character said: Why do you want my
wife to come here?

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At 00:01:59,597, Character said: No, not just your
wife, any wife.

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At 00:02:02,296, Character said: And not just wives... moms,
daughters, we want 'em all.

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At 00:02:07,257, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:10,521, Character said: Hey, tell your wife, McAllister
Auto loves the ladies.

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At 00:02:14,395, Character said: Do I want to know?

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At 00:02:17,528, Character said: You ever wonder why we don't
get many women customers?

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At 00:02:19,661, Character said: Not after that.

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At 00:02:22,011, Character said: Well, I've come to realize

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At 00:02:24,056, Character said: there's some places
women don't feel welcome,

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At 00:02:25,362, Character said: and I don't want this
to be one of 'em.

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At 00:02:26,885, Character said: Well, cars are just
more of a guy thing.

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At 00:02:29,149, Character said: Women drive cars, too.

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At 00:02:30,759, Character said: That's why there's so many
accidents, ** I right?

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At 00:02:33,979, Character said: You might be onto something.

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At 00:02:46,209, Character said: Why are you reading Cosmo?

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At 00:02:47,341, Character said: Trying to learn how women think.

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At 00:02:50,518, Character said: Did you know there's a lot
of dirty stuff in here?

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At 00:02:52,824, Character said: Are there pictures?

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At 00:02:53,912, Character said: Sometimes.

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At 00:02:55,349, Character said: Hmm. Listen to this,

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At 00:02:57,220, Character said: "The Health Benefits of S***x."

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At 00:03:00,223, Character said: "Travels in His...
Erogenous Zone"?

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At 00:03:04,923, Character said: I don't know what that is.

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At 00:03:08,492, Character said: "11 Secrets of
World-Class Lovers."

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At 00:03:11,408, Character said: 11? I only g***t
two, three tops.

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At 00:03:16,544, Character said: Communication."

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At 00:03:18,763, Character said: Mm, next.

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At 00:03:21,070, Character said: Be enthusiastic."

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At 00:03:23,246, Character said: Brother, if a girl's getting
n***d, I'm enthusiastic.

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At 00:03:26,902, Character said: Agreed. Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:28,991, Character said: Engage the senses."

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At 00:03:30,775, Character said: What's that mean?

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At 00:03:31,994, Character said: Mm, "Soft lighting,
scented candles."

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At 00:03:34,257, Character said: Ugh, boring. Next.

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At 00:03:36,607, Character said: Ooh, this is good. "When
to lick and when to b***e."

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At 00:03:39,523, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:03:42,744, Character said: What are you jackasses doing?

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At 00:03:46,269, Character said: Learning about women.

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At 00:03:47,314, Character said: Uh, for business
purposes. Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:49,272, Character said: How does "licking and
biting" help business?

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At 00:03:52,319, Character said: Well, that one don't,

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At 00:03:53,537, Character said: but there's other
things in here that can.

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At 00:03:55,060, Character said: Wait, go back, what are we
licking, what are we biting?

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At 00:03:57,498, Character said: Go back to fixing cars.

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At 00:03:58,803, Character said: Okay, okay.

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At 00:04:02,154, Character said: So what's the answer?

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At 00:04:08,900, Character said: I figure, with just a few
changes, we could be the only

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At 00:04:12,077, Character said: woman-friendly
tire store in town.

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At 00:04:13,949, Character said: This ought to be
good. What changes?

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At 00:04:17,126, Character said: For starters, we g***t some lady
magazines for the waiting area.

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At 00:04:20,782, Character said: And flavored creamers
for the coffee.

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At 00:04:22,566, Character said: Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free.

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At 00:04:26,048, Character said: We picked up a few of them
fancy-smelling candles.

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At 00:04:29,007, Character said: Did you at least
clean the bathroom?

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At 00:04:30,444, Character said: Don't need to. We g***t candles.

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At 00:04:33,664, Character said: Did it ever occur to you to
ask a woman what she'd like?

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At 00:04:36,711, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:40,323, Character said: In our defense, there
weren't none around.

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At 00:04:45,023, Character said: And now there are.
So what you g***t?

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At 00:04:48,375, Character said: Well, first of all, candles
are not cleaning products.

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At 00:04:52,335, Character said: At 12 bucks
a pop, they should be.

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At 00:04:55,599, Character said: You spent 12 bucks on a candle?

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At 00:04:57,340, Character said: It was lavender.

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At 00:05:00,865, Character said: Candles aren't gonna
change anything.

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At 00:05:02,998, Character said: Tire stores are just
kind of a dude space.

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At 00:05:05,174, Character said: Okay, well, what if
a woman worked there?

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At 00:05:08,177, Character said: Mm. I can't afford
another employee.

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At 00:05:10,048, Character said: Well, Mrs. McAllister
could do it.

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At 00:05:12,399, Character said: You want me there?

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At 00:05:13,791, Character said: You
want her there?

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At 00:05:17,360, Character said: Oh, you were surprised, too.

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At 00:05:20,755, Character said: I suppose I could come
in a few days a week.

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At 00:05:23,932, Character said: Jim, what do you think?

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At 00:05:25,499, Character said: Um...

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At 00:05:28,153, Character said: always love having you around.

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At 00:05:31,113, Character said: Nice try.

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At 00:05:33,202, Character said: No, honey, really, it's great.

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At 00:05:35,335, Character said: Just move on.

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At 00:05:39,426, Character said: You want to make the
store more woman-friendly,

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At 00:05:41,906, Character said: first thing we do is
clean the bathroom.

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At 00:05:44,039, Character said: Fair enough.

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At 00:05:46,737, Character said: Probably gonna
need a toilet seat, too.

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At 00:05:50,437, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:05:56,356, Character said: So...

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At 00:05:58,183, Character said: you're gonna be working
with my mom. That's fun.

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At 00:06:03,145, Character said: You being sarcastic?

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At 00:06:04,494, Character said: Oh, could you not tell?
Here, let me try again.

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At 00:06:06,017, Character said: That's fun!

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At 00:06:08,150, Character said: It's gonna be fine.

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At 00:06:10,631, Character said: You have no concerns?

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At 00:06:12,502, Character said: She'll get to see me in my
element, doing what I do best.

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At 00:06:15,070, Character said: I don't know, Georgie,

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At 00:06:17,333, Character said: it kind of seems like the
frog and the boiling water.

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At 00:06:19,770, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:06:20,989, Character said: Well, it's a metaphor.

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At 00:06:22,643, Character said: The frog is in a pot of water,
and the heat gets turned up

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At 00:06:24,688, Character said: little by little so it
doesn't notice it's boiling.

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At 00:06:26,908, Character said: Who's boiling a frog?

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At 00:06:28,997, Character said: It doesn't matter.

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At 00:06:30,477, Character said: Are they making frog soup?

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At 00:06:32,696, Character said: It's not a real thing.

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At 00:06:33,915, Character said: Oh, good, 'cause I
would not eat frog soup.

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At 00:06:38,398, Character said: I-I'm just saying,

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At 00:06:39,834, Character said: my mom's gradually
starting to like you,

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At 00:06:41,662, Character said: so maybe don't turn
up the heat too fast.

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At 00:06:43,968, Character said: Okay, I get it, I get it.

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At 00:06:45,796, Character said: Okay, good.

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At 00:06:47,189, Character said: Good night. Good night.

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At 00:06:55,327, Character said: - Can I tell you a secret?
- Sure.

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At 00:06:59,288, Character said: When I was little, I had one
of those stuffed frog toys.

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At 00:07:01,421, Character said: It freaked me out. Uh-huh?

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At 00:07:08,732, Character said: So... should we
carpool tomorrow?

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At 00:07:11,126, Character said: Well, we are going...