Columbo No Time To Die S11E02 (1992) Subtitles

At 00:00:19,019, Character said: Alex, darling, Andy and I are not
the only people here. This is our moment.

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At 00:00:23,723, Character said: You bet. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime moment. These
moments are going to sell like hot cakes.

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At 00:00:28,461, Character said: Good for you, my dear Melissa,
and very good for me.

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At 00:00:31,398, Character said: Uh, yeah, Alex, why don't you spread
yourself around.

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At 00:00:34,134, Character said: I 'd like some photos of my buddies
for the scrapbook.

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At 00:00:36,503, Character said: For the police archives?

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At 00:00:37,871, Character said: OK, I 'll leave you in peace for a minute.
Where's your best man?

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At 00:00:41,041, Character said: Uh, Dennis. Probably with the
second-most-beautiful girl in the place.

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At 00:01:18,645, Character said: You know, Mrs. Hays, watching Andy
and your daughter dance...

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At 00:01:22,882, Character said: gets me to thinking about
my own wedding reception.

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At 00:01:26,753, Character said: It was in an Italian restaurant.

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At 00:01:30,290, Character said: And we waltzed to the music
of Vinny Scavelli and his Paesanos.

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At 00:01:35,829, Character said: I held Mrs. Columbo in my arms...

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At 00:01:40,867, Character said: and she was as light as a moonbeam.

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At 00:01:44,170, Character said: Oh, how nice.

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At 00:01:46,906, Character said: Did I meet her?

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At 00:01:48,942, Character said: Uh, no, ma'**. She's not here. She had to
go to Chicago to look after her mother.

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At 00:01:53,947, Character said: She fell and broke her hip.

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At 00:01:56,149, Character said: Your wife?

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At 00:01:58,518, Character said: Uh, no, ma'**.
Her mother.

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At 00:02:01,488, Character said: Oh. Poor thing.

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At 00:02:03,623, Character said: She was having fun at the time, ma'**,
learning how to skateboard.

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At 00:02:07,827, Character said: -Oh, how nice!
-Excuse me, Lieutenant , Mrs. Hays.

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At 00:02:11,598, Character said: Cindy, I 'd like you to meet Lieutenant Columbo,
the groom's uncle.

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At 00:02:14,868, Character said: Look this way. Very nice. Hey, Cindy.
How are you feeling, Mrs. Hays?

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At 00:02:19,339, Character said: Well, not too bad, thank you.
Now, everybody, do sit down.

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At 00:02:23,243, Character said: Alex, this is Lieutenant Columbo,
Andy's uncle.

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At 00:02:27,547, Character said: -How do you do?
-And this is Alex.

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At 00:02:29,349, Character said: He's the one who discovered Melissa.
He made her famous.

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At 00:02:33,386, Character said: I had that pleasure. Last summer.
I was shooting a fashion layout in Malibu.

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At 00:02:37,524, Character said: Melissa had just come down from Seattle
and was on the beach with friends.

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At 00:02:41,027, Character said: I thought she was stunning. I wound up taking
more shots of her than the professional models.

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At 00:02:45,865, Character said: When I showed the stuff to the head of the agency,
that was it. She took off like a rocket.

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At 00:02:50,203, Character said: -I never saw it happen so quickly.
-Mrs. Hays.

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At 00:02:52,739, Character said: I was just telling your husband
what a great reception this is.

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At 00:02:55,708, Character said: Most of it was Melissa's planning.
And of course Sheldon paid the bills.

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At 00:03:00,647, Character said: Sure did. A few more dollars, we could've
built another shopping mall in Seattle.

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At 00:03:05,685, Character said: Come on, Cindy, let 's snap a few.
Who knows? You may be my next great discovery.

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At 00:03:11,057, Character said: Louise, my darling, it’s way past your bedtime.
Remember what the doctor said.

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At 00:03:14,894, Character said: That medication is a nuisance.

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At 00:03:17,063, Character said: Yes, dear.

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At 00:03:18,698, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:03:27,407, Character said: Just going upstairs.

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At 00:03:29,008, Character said: Are you all right , Mother?

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At 00:03:30,009, Character said: I 'm fine, darling. Just a little tired.
We'll talk in the morning, won't we?

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At 00:03:35,381, Character said: We'll pop in before we leave.

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At 00:03:41,054, Character said: Louise... sleep well.

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At 00:03:44,524, Character said: Everything's been so lovely.

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At 00:03:47,627, Character said: I 'm very proud of you both.

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At 00:03:51,030, Character said: -Good night , my darlings.
-Good night.

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At 00:04:00,707, Character said: -You haven't danced all evening.
-It’s been more fun watching you.

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At 00:04:03,743, Character said: You' re not gonna get away with that!
Come on!

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At 00:04:07,513, Character said: Come on, let 's go!

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At 00:04:10,883, Character said: -Oh Andy, you're a lucky son of a gun.
-Don't I know it.

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At 00:04:13,853, Character said: She's quite a gal.

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At 00:04:16,189, Character said: I just had a thought. Where I come from,
it’s customary...

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At 00:04:19,292, Character said: for the buddies of the groom
to kidnap the bride on her wedding night.

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At 00:04:21,794, Character said: -Sergeant , what do you think?
-Is that so?

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At 00:04:24,731, Character said: It’s a hoot.
Andy, you better keep an eye on her.

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: Now, don't you try anything
unless you want a broken neck.

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At 00:04:30,036, Character said: -Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

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At 00:04:31,004, Character said: I 'm gonna go talk to a couple of the other guys.
Plus I gotta keep'em away from my girl.

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At 00:04:39,145, Character said: You don't think that joke
would get up to anything, do you?

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At 00:04:41,214, Character said: He was just kidding.

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At 00:04:44,717, Character said: -But I'll keep an eye on him anyway.
-Do that.

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At 00:04:48,321, Character said: Get a load of Fred Astaire.

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At 00:04:56,462, Character said: Hey, where did you learn this stuff?

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At 00:04:58,531, Character said: Mrs. Columbo taught me.

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At 00:05:00,600, Character said: She loves to dance. It’s about
the only exercise I get. It wears me out.

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At 00:05:06,839, Character said: Well, go, baby, go!

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At 00:05:29,429, Character said: I faithfully promised the newlyweds
they'd be out of here by 11 .

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At 00:05:33,700, Character said: They' re leaving first thing in the morning
for a place where even the tabloids...

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At 00:05:37,270, Character said: won't discover'em
for a couple of weeks, we hope.

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At 00:05:40,940, Character said: Melissa, my dear,
your mother's upstairs resting.

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At 00:05:44,143, Character said: But we both want you to know
that we are full of joy and pride...

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At 00:05:48,448, Character said: for our beautiful daughter...

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At 00:05:50,283, Character said: for this fine young man, Andy,
whom we welcome into the family.

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At 00:05:54,520, Character said: Continued happiness to you both.
May you prosper and multiply.

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At 00:05:59,525, Character said: -That last is a request for a grandchild.
-Hear! Hear!

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At 00:06:05,865, Character said: I think we should have a word
from the groom's uncle.

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At 00:06:08,634, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
Lieutenant Columbo.

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At 00:06:16,309, Character said: Now, Andy, if my sister Mary and
your father Dan were still with us...

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At 00:06:22,181, Character said: I know that they would be just as
delighted with Melissa as I **.

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At 00:06:25,985, Character said: She's... well, she's just special.

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At 00:06:29,555, Character said: And, come to think of it ,
she's not a bad dancer either.

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At 00:06:34,460, Character said: Mr. Hays, you and Mrs. Hays aren't losing
a daughter, you're gaining a police force.

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At 00:06:39,532, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:06:41,768, Character said: Andy, Melissa,
health and happiness to you always.

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At 00:06:50,510, Character said: Thank you.
We love you all.

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At 00:07:36,756, Character said: Hold it.

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At 00:07:39,492, Character said: Great.
Andy, do me a favor.

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At 00:07:41,461, Character said: One picture I don't have.
For old times' sake, me and Melissa.

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At 00:07:44,797, Character said: It 'd be my pleasure.

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At 00:07:46,065, Character said: -Is it , uh... ?
-It’s all ready.

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At 00:07:53,573, Character said: -Thank you. For everything.
-You' re welcome.

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At 00:07:56,843, Character said: And one for me.

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At 00:08:03,716, Character said: Bye-bye!

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At 00:08:25,371, Character said: Gosh, you're beautiful.

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At 00:08:28,341, Character said: -Why does this feel so strange?
-I know! It does, doesn't it?

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At 00:08:37,683, Character said: Mrs. Parma.

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At 00:08:46,592, Character said: -We're like a couple of moonstruck kids.
-Yeah.

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At 00:08:50,530, Character said: -Go take a shower.
-Oh...!

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At 00:08:52,932, Character said: Let me get out of this.

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At 00:08:55,535, Character said: Oh. Yes.

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At 00:08:58,304, Character said: Please.

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At 00:09:00,673, Character said: Right away, ma'**.

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At 00:10:27,526, Character said: I 'm all yours, Mrs. Parma.

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At 00:10:31,263, Character said: Melissa?

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At 00:10:34,700, Character said: Liss?

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At 00:11:05,398, Character said: Mulrooney.
That joker. I'll kill him.

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At 00:11:19,111, Character said: -Bar here.
-Is there a Detective Dennis Mulrooney there?

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At 00:11:21,414, Character said: Anyone by the name of
Dennis Mulrooney?

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At 00:11:23,983, Character said: Yeah, that’s me.
Excuse me.

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At 00:11:34,260, Character said: -Yeah?
-Dennis.

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At 00:11:35,494, Character said: -Hey, Andy.
-Where's Melissa? You took her, didn't you?

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At 00:11:37,897, Character said: Whoa, take it easy, buddy. Not guilty.
I was just joshing about the kidnapping.

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At 00:11:42,635, Character said: -I g***t more important business on my mind.
-She's not here. Where is she?

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At 00:11:46,005, Character said: Maybe she forgot something,
came down to pick it up...

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