My Stepmother Is An Alien Eng (1988) Subtitles

At 00:02:27,389, Character said: Hey, love your umbrella.

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At 00:02:44,655, Character said: -Dr. Mills. Dr. Budlong.
-Morosini, Carvalho, come with me.

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At 00:02:50,369, Character said: If he thinks he's going to ruin any more
equipment he's underestimated the facility.

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At 00:03:01,338, Character said: -He thinks he's cute, doesn't he?
-Yes, but I was mother's favourite.

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At 00:03:05,509, Character said: Dr. Mills.

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At 00:03:08,512, Character said: -This is the last time I'll warn you.
-I won't let the Klystron go above 300.

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At 00:03:12,474, Character said: That's what you said last time it rained,
but you turned it to 350.

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At 00:03:15,852, Character said: Do you know what it costs
to repair a Klystron tube?

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At 00:03:18,688, Character said: I know, Dr. Budlong. I'm very sorry,
but believe me it won't happen again.

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At 00:03:22,608, Character said: You have my word on that, and I promise.

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At 00:03:25,653, Character said: Don't worry. He can't go blowing up
your Klyman tube or whatever it is.

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At 00:03:29,490, Character said: We've g***t a date tonight,
happy hour at Mingles.

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At 00:03:32,368, Character said: Mingles. You know what that means?

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At 00:03:34,787, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:35,913, Character said: It means complimentary hors d'oeuvres.

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At 00:03:38,040, Character said: A veritable who's who
of secretaries and beauticians.

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At 00:03:41,126, Character said: It means 20th century music.

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At 00:03:43,837, Character said: You look like a sensible man.
You believe there's life on other planets?

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At 00:03:47,674, Character said: -I don't believe there's life in this room.
-Exactly.

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At 00:03:51,220, Character said: Your brother wants to send a radar signal
to a point in space so far away...

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At 00:03:55,557, Character said: ...it'd take 92 years to get there
and 92 years to get back.

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At 00:03:58,727, Character said: Ninety-two years? Steve, we're late now.

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At 00:04:01,188, Character said: Indeed. There isn't anything
out there, Dr. Mills.

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At 00:04:04,816, Character said: We're it.

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At 00:04:06,652, Character said: Now don't you go above 300
or I'm revoking your funding.

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At 00:04:14,408, Character said: Now that Dr. Strangelove is gone, let's go.
Mingles is at high party.

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At 00:04:17,912, Character said: I can't tonight, Ron.

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At 00:04:20,998, Character said: It's raining.

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At 00:04:22,208, Character said: Tonight I've g***t another destination
in mind. I wanna go right there.

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At 00:04:27,922, Character said: Clouds of Magellan. It sounds like
some kind of woman's underwear.

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At 00:04:32,718, Character said: No, the Clouds of Magellan is
the name of our neighbouring galaxy.

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At 00:04:36,055, Character said: You want to send a radar signal
to the next galaxy?

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At 00:04:38,515, Character said: You can't get radar to the next galaxy.

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At 00:04:40,559, Character said: You'd have to travel faster than
the speed of light. No one can do that.

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At 00:04:44,188, Character said: Don't watch that, it won't change.
This is the one to watch.

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At 00:04:47,316, Character said: I like the Clouds of Magellan.

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At 00:04:49,068, Character said: We can't get there, Ron.

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At 00:04:50,736, Character said: But if we increase the power of
the Klystron, with lightning...

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At 00:04:53,906, Character said: ...we may get a signal strong enough
to get out of the solar system.

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At 00:04:57,367, Character said: That's the theory, anyway.

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At 00:04:58,869, Character said: Right. Thanks.
Tell me something I don't know.

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At 00:05:04,874, Character said: Can't this wait? Secretaries are
like animals when it comes to free food.

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At 00:05:08,669, Character said: The reflectors line up for 10 days
only once every 19 months.

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At 00:05:11,839, Character said: Now, with all this rain
and lightning, it's perfect.

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At 00:05:14,550, Character said: Perfect for men like us.

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At 00:05:16,177, Character said: Christ! Steve, when was the last time
you went out with a woman?

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At 00:05:21,223, Character said: January of '86. No. March of '86.

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At 00:05:25,394, Character said: I took Dr. Elizabeth Conway
to see the Halley's Comet retrospective.

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At 00:05:29,398, Character said: Superb.

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At 00:05:30,483, Character said: -You see it?
-Sure, a couple of times.

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At 00:05:32,693, Character said: How can we be brothers?
We don't have a single gene in common.

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At 00:05:37,364, Character said: -Not above 300 kilowatts.
-Hi.

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At 00:05:42,953, Character said: Okay. Thank you. Have fun.

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At 00:05:47,958, Character said: We have no time to sweep frequencies.
We'll lower it below three centimetres.

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At 00:05:51,837, Character said: But below?

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At 00:05:54,422, Character said: It's raining out here. I'm getting wet!

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At 00:05:57,884, Character said: This jacket is a Ralph Lauren!

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At 00:06:01,012, Character said: And it's smelly.

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At 00:06:02,680, Character said: Great, just great.

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At 00:06:04,223, Character said: I'm wet and smelly.
They're gonna jump all over me.

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At 00:06:12,523, Character said: Do you guys smell fish?

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At 00:06:19,989, Character said: It's me!

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At 00:06:33,753, Character said: -Help me rotate the dish.
-Where's this lightning supposed to strike?

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At 00:06:37,548, Character said: Right here.

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At 00:06:39,967, Character said: Here?

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At 00:06:43,428, Character said: That almost hit my shoe.

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At 00:06:47,557, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:54,481, Character said: All the way up.

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At 00:07:06,284, Character said: I hate this. What the hell is this thing?

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At 00:07:09,329, Character said: Klystron tube. Potential of 400 megawatts,
at an oscillation of 60 gigahertz.

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At 00:07:14,042, Character said: Great. Why don't we take this to Mingles?

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At 00:07:19,297, Character said: Stupid piece of garbage.

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At 00:07:24,052, Character said: Now all we gotta do
is harness the lightning.

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At 00:07:41,067, Character said: Yes, it's good. Let's try for lightning.

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At 00:07:44,279, Character said: -Is this important?
-Only if it works.

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At 00:07:47,115, Character said: Okay, deep breath. Set your retractors.

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At 00:07:49,909, Character said: How long is this gonna take?
Single women have short attention spans.

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At 00:07:55,373, Character said: Prepare to initiate the system.

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At 00:07:58,418, Character said: Now!

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At 00:08:00,336, Character said: Oh, Jesus!

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At 00:08:06,509, Character said: -We g***t it!
-Look at it!

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At 00:08:10,054, Character said: It's going! I love you!

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At 00:08:38,248, Character said: What is happening?

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At 00:08:40,751, Character said: Steve! What's happening?

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At 00:08:46,840, Character said: Mills!

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At 00:08:48,550, Character said: Mills!

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At 00:08:50,177, Character said: What is happening?

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At 00:09:01,688, Character said: The Klystron!

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At 00:09:23,417, Character said: We have a red condition
in the second unit.

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At 00:09:26,378, Character said: Fire control! The laboratory area.

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At 00:09:33,635, Character said: I'm okay.

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At 00:09:40,726, Character said: Beautiful!

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At 00:09:46,189, Character said: What?

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At 00:09:48,108, Character said: My God!

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At 00:09:49,484, Character said: I didn't only get out of the solar system,
I just went out of the galaxy.

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At 00:09:53,113, Character said: That means we were travelling faster
than the speed of light.

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At 00:09:56,241, Character said: How the hell did we do that?

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At 00:10:17,219, Character said: Eleven seconds on the clock.

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At 00:10:18,887, Character said: Down by one. Mills fakes left.
Goes around Magic Johnson.

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At 00:10:21,849, Character said: Puts Kareem in the popcorn machine.

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At 00:10:31,483, Character said: Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much?

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At 00:10:48,458, Character said: You g***t out of the galaxy
and they fired you?

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At 00:10:52,170, Character said: We were using lightning
to boost the power of the Klystron.

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At 00:10:55,172, Character said: I shorted every telemetry tracker
in the place and all my monitors.

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At 00:10:58,634, Character said: So there's no proof.

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At 00:11:02,179, Character said: That's not fair.

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At 00:11:04,265, Character said: What are we going to do?

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At 00:11:06,767, Character said: I might just have to take a....

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At 00:11:10,104, Character said: What?

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At 00:11:11,397, Character said: Take a teaching job.

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At 00:11:14,275, Character said: You know how that is?
One position for every 16 applicants.

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At 00:11:17,444, Character said: I could double my babysitting.

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At 00:11:19,405, Character said: Or take up a newspaper route.

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At 00:11:21,991, Character said: Do girls do that now?

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At 00:11:26,161, Character said: It's beautiful up there.

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At 00:11:30,541, Character said: Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy.

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At 00:11:33,711, Character said: That's really my office up there.

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At 00:11:36,672, Character said: I wish Mom could have lived long enough
to see you get out of the galaxy.

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At 00:11:40,884, Character said: She'd be having the whole block in
for champagne!

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At 00:11:46,431, Character said: Think you'll ever find
anyone like her again?

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At 00:11:51,227, Character said: Boy. Jess, I don't know.

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At 00:11:54,897, Character said: The chances of me finding another woman
like your mother are the same...

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At 00:11:58,484, Character said: ...as me proving there's life on another
planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion.

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At 00:12:05,533, Character said: All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner?

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At 00:12:08,160, Character said: Fish sticks. Pop tarts.

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At 00:12:09,912, Character said: Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke
in the microwave.

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