The.Stuff.1985.BRRip Subtitles

00:00:11,708 --> 00:00:14,What the hell is this?

00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:19,So smooth! Huh!

00:00:24,346 --> 00:00:26,That tastes real good!

00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:28,Tasty! Sweet!

00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:31,Harry, what are you doing
down there? Taking a leak?

00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:34,- No.
- Want us to wait for ya?

00:00:35,315 --> 00:00:39,Uh... No, no. You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up to you later.

00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:44,Well, I'll be damned.

00:00:45,492 --> 00:00:48,Whatever that could be,
it's mighty good.

00:00:49,079 --> 00:00:50,Mm.

00:00:51,248 --> 00:00:53,Harry, what are you doing,
eating snow?

00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:57,You outta your head, buddy?
If this is snow... Try it.

00:00:57,629 --> 00:01:00,- No. I don't eat snow.
- C'mon! Give it a try.

00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,That's not snow. Try it.

00:01:06,388 --> 00:01:08,Huh?

00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:10,What the hell is it?

00:01:10,392 --> 00:01:13,You know, if this stuff keeps
bubbling out of the ground,

00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,there might be enough over here
that we could sell to people.

00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:18,Ow!

00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:38,Jesus Christ! I'm being eaten alive.

00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,I'm burning hot!

00:02:56,707 --> 00:02:59,You scared me! You shouldn’t be
walking around here like this.

00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:02,What are you doing down here? I thought
you were a burglar or something.

00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:05,- I was hungry.
- You were hungry?

00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:08,Did you see?

00:03:09,428 --> 00:03:11,- See what?
- It...

00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:15,What's the matter with you, anyway?

00:03:16,351 --> 00:03:18,It was moving!

00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:22,Listen to me, young man. Get your butt
back to bed! You understand?

00:03:23,108 --> 00:03:25,Don't ever pull this on me again.
Move!

00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:00,When I was a little girl,
I didn't think there was anything

00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:02,that I liked better than ice cream.

00:04:03,106 --> 00:04:04,Now I'm a big girl

00:04:05,108 --> 00:04:10,and I've decided there's something
I like better. Much better.

00:04:11,156 --> 00:04:13,It's called The Stuff.

00:04:13,492 --> 00:04:15,And believe me,

00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:19,enough is never enough.

00:04:28,465 --> 00:04:31,A month ago, they acquired the
Chocolate Chip Charlie chain of outlets

00:04:31,426 --> 00:04:34,on the West coast,
with the intention of converting them

00:04:34,429 --> 00:04:36,and being in business in 60 days.

00:04:36,932 --> 00:04:39,After that, they'll go national.

00:04:39,476 --> 00:04:43,I wish to hell we knew how they make it.
Yeah, we could copy it.

00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:47,What I meant to say is, uh,
"we could, uh, improve on it".

00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:50,Apparently, we've had no luck
in analyzing the ingredients

00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,and no luck getting close to anybody
inside the company.

00:04:54,115 --> 00:04:56,That's why I've asked Moe Rutherford
to come here today.

00:04:57,077 --> 00:05:01,Huh. Look, are you sure we want to get
mixed up with industrial spies?

00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,Look, I want results
and he's the best there is.

00:05:04,918 --> 00:05:07,It's men like Moe Rutherford
that help us stay in business.

00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:12,Yes, I suppose we do have to keep
the world safe for ice cream.

00:05:14,094 --> 00:05:16,Didn't you used to be
with the Bureau?

00:05:16,555 --> 00:05:19,At least I didn't get my a***s kicked out,
like you did.

00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:05:21,852 --> 00:05:24,I missed out on Abscam, DeLorean,
all the good times.

00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:27,Well, just follow me, hotshot!

00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:30,Let's see if you're worth your money.

00:05:32,612 --> 00:05:35,Oh! This is some place
you've g***t here, fellas.

00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:38,- Hm.
- Gosh! Let me, uh...

00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:40,That's a sweaty palm.
That's two sweaty palms.

00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:43,Let me feel you!
Ah! That's another sweaty palm.

00:05:43,498 --> 00:05:47,- Yes, sir. Hello, sweaty palms.
- How do you do?

00:05:48,336 --> 00:05:52,- So, tell me about The Stuff.
- You've been briefed on this problem.

00:05:52,465 --> 00:05:56,Well, I don't understand why you didn't go
to the Food and Drug Administration.

00:05:57,053 --> 00:06:01,Well, for one reason or another,
right after it was approved,

00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,most of those involved resigned.

00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,They're either out of the country
or on vacation.

00:06:07,147 --> 00:06:11,Or they have been, uh, paid off!
That is the American way, you know.

00:06:11,359 --> 00:06:14,We've never had so much trouble
getting information out of a company.

00:06:14,654 --> 00:06:18,Don't you worry about that.
Every stone wall has a chink in it.

00:06:18,491 --> 00:06:22,I'll get inside there, penetrate
the company, do some damage.

00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:24,- But it's going to be expensive.
- Look!

00:06:25,582 --> 00:06:29,We don't want to know how you do it.
Just, uh... do it!

00:06:29,419 --> 00:06:33,I understand. You guys don't like me.
I heard it on the tap there.

00:06:33,506 --> 00:06:37,Someone said I'd been fired
from the FBI, I'd been blackballed,

00:06:38,011 --> 00:06:40,that I was obscene.

00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:43,Someone here said I was obscene.
Who said I was obscene?

00:06:43,391 --> 00:06:45,How the hell did you know that?

00:06:45,185 --> 00:06:48,Well, while you were
at the Metropolitan Opera last night,

00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:51,I just happened to be walking
through your hotel room

00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,and I dropped this in your pocket.

00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:56,Huh?

00:06:56,905 --> 00:06:58,Oh, s***t!

00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:06,Well, I'll be a son-of-a-bitch!

00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:11,- You know, Mr... Uh?
- Rutherford, Moe Rutherford.

00:07:11,419 --> 00:07:13,- You know why they call me Moe?
- No, why?

00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:16,'Cause every time people give me money,
I always want mo'.

00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,- Well, you know, Mr Rutherford?
- Yes, sir?

00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:23,I don't think you're quite as dumb
as you appear to be.

00:07:24,391 --> 00:07:27,No one is as dumb as I appear to be.

00:07:29,562 --> 00:07:34,Now, as I understand it, there is
a certified check with my name on it.

00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:37,- The gentleman there.
- Ooh, this fella here?

00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,Oh, yes. Look at that.

00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:41,Okay, yeah.

00:07:41,574 --> 00:07:43,That's good enough for starters.

00:07:45,495 --> 00:07:46,A***e!

00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,When you talk to the FBI,
would you tell them this for me?

00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,Ugh!

00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:55,- Broke his jaw.
- What the hell...?

00:07:55,463 --> 00:07:57,Uh, thanks for the job, gentlemen.

00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:04,Will you go up and tell your brother
to get down here?

00:08:04,973 --> 00:08:07,Oh, come on! My cereal’s gonna get
soggy. I'll get him when I'm done.

00:08:07,851 --> 00:08:10,Do as I tell you and do it now!

00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:13,Maybe his alarm didn't go off.

00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:16,He was up running around in the middle
of the night. No wonder he's exhausted.

00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:22,Tell him he's not missing school.
I don't care what his excuse is.

00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:25,Hi.

00:08:26,536 --> 00:08:28,There he is!

00:08:29,414 --> 00:08:32,- What do you want for breakfast?
- Nothing.

00:08:33,293 --> 00:08:35,I'll scramble a few over easy for you.

00:08:35,587 --> 00:08:38,Well, uh, my stomach doesn't really
feel too good.

00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:43,It sure felt good
at four o’clock this morning!

00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:46,Listen, young man, you've missed
three days of school already.

00:08:46,973 --> 00:08:49,You're not missing any more.
I don't know what your plans are today,

00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,but you're not about
to miss any more days.

00:08:51,853 --> 00:08:54,May I have some?
I've finished my cereal.

00:08:54,481 --> 00:08:58,- Sure. It's good for you.
- No! Don't eat that!

00:08:59,611 --> 00:09:02,There's nothing wrong with it.
I had some last night.

00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,I'm telling you, it isn't good.

00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:06,It's... spoiled.

00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,It doesn't taste spoiled to me.

00:09:14,918 --> 00:09:17,You taste it and tell me
if you think it's spoiled.

00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:18,I don't want any.

00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:23,Look, it moves around all by itself.

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