Abbott Elementary Story Samurai Eng S02E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,784, Character said: Ava, have you seen a--

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At 00:00:04,569, Character said: Is this you?

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At 00:00:06,006, Character said: Ava: Oh. That must have
fell in there by mistake.

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At 00:00:07,616, Character said: Mind your business.

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At 00:00:08,878, Character said: What you looking for?

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At 00:00:10,097, Character said: Uh, I lost something.

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At 00:00:11,359, Character said: What? Your sense of style?
Ha ha! Up top!

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At 00:00:13,709, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:14,884, Character said: You a hater.

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At 00:00:16,190, Character said: What'd you lose?

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At 00:00:17,539, Character said: Uh, it was a shawl
that was in my classroom.

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At 00:00:19,541, Character said: It was my warmest one.
I ** so cold. [ Chuckles ]

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At 00:00:21,891, Character said: -You think someone took it?
-Who would just take a shawl?

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At 00:00:26,722, Character said: Why would I, Ava Coleman,
take something from Janine?

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At 00:00:31,118, Character said: Look, I ** not
accusing anyone, but--

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At 00:00:32,902, Character said: Mr. Johnson
took my shawl!

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At 00:00:34,556, Character said: Why does the lost and found have
a five-day waiting period

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At 00:00:36,601, Character said: if we're not
gonna enforce it?

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At 00:00:39,735, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:00:40,953, Character said: It's called
functional fashion.

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At 00:00:43,391, Character said: Yeah!
That shawl chose him.

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At 00:00:47,569, Character said: [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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At 00:00:49,745, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:00,843, Character said: [ Sighs ] I hope all the kids
aren't here today.

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At 00:01:03,106, Character said: Yesterday,
everybody was in attendance,

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At 00:01:04,847, Character said: and it almost broke me.

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At 00:01:06,109, Character said: That's what happens
when you enforce

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At 00:01:07,284, Character said: a "no nose picking"
policy.

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At 00:01:08,938, Character said: I'm behind
on lesson plans,

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At 00:01:10,287, Character said: but it's too early in the year
to show movies.

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At 00:01:11,767, Character said: I'm doing LEGO day to catch up.
The kids love it.

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At 00:01:14,422, Character said: I always end up
with LEGO toe.

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At 00:01:16,250, Character said: Exactly. I've bought
so many packs,

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At 00:01:18,165, Character said: LEGO owes me a sponsorship already.

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At 00:01:19,775, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
Man, this double class is kicking my a***s.

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At 00:01:22,169, Character said: I need my extra-large
coffee mug.

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At 00:01:23,605, Character said: Jacob: Did you read
that article the other day

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At 00:01:25,302, Character said: about how matcha--
actually more efficient

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At 00:01:26,956, Character said: at awakening the nervous system
than coffee?

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At 00:01:28,784, Character said: Oh, yeah? Was that in
Who Gives A Crap Weekly?

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At 00:01:31,439, Character said: It was in The New Yorker.

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At 00:01:33,267, Character said: Oh, so
Who Gives A Crap Biweekly.

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At 00:01:36,792, Character said: [ Door opens ]

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At 00:01:39,751, Character said: D***n. It's more intense in here
than my at-home float tank.

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At 00:01:41,971, Character said: What y'all doing?
Prepping.

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At 00:01:43,494, Character said: Mm. Working before work?
Couldn't be me.

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At 00:01:45,844, Character said: Anyway, here's a reminder
that some goofy group

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At 00:01:47,803, Character said: is coming through to do
camp songs or something,

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At 00:01:49,805, Character said: so check the schedule
to see when your class is up.

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At 00:01:52,286, Character said: Holy Shakespeare!
[ Gasps ]

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At 00:01:54,723, Character said: [ Imitating
sword slicing ]

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At 00:01:56,638, Character said: Jacob, we can't afford
for you to have a seizure

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At 00:01:58,292, Character said: during school hours.
[ Laughs ][ Chuckles ]

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At 00:01:59,684, Character said: Guys! These are
the Story Samurai, okay?

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At 00:02:03,297, Character said: They're a storytelling group
that goes all up and down

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At 00:02:05,037, Character said: the East Coast improvising
plays based on the kids' ideas.

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At 00:02:08,345, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
I used to be in it.

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At 00:02:10,478, Character said: Of course you were, sweetheart.

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At 00:02:13,045, Character said: The Story Samurai are like
a book come to life, okay?

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At 00:02:17,224, Character said: But the pages
are the performance

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At 00:02:19,226, Character said: and the illustrations
are, like, the lyrics.

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At 00:02:22,490, Character said: We help the kids see that
everyone is a story, okay?

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At 00:02:26,755, Character said: Look, I don't condone violence,
but it slaps.

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At 00:02:30,062, Character said: I think it sounds amazing, Jacob.

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At 00:02:31,325, Character said: I love it
when they come.

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At 00:02:33,022, Character said: You get to drop your kids off
at the auditorium for an hour

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At 00:02:34,850, Character said: -and just catch up on work.
-That part.

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At 00:02:37,505, Character said: Oh, well, then I may be
a really big fan

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At 00:02:39,507, Character said: of these Samurai-sitters.

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At 00:02:40,682, Character said: You're gonna want
to see this.

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At 00:02:42,205, Character said: It's-- It's not like
some wack puppet show.

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At 00:02:44,338, Character said: Plus, this is like
a whole new tour.

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At 00:02:46,514, Character said: It's gonna be
brand-new material.

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At 00:02:48,690, Character said: It's very subversive,
you know?

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At 00:02:50,561, Character said: And really cool.
Like me.

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At 00:02:54,217, Character said: Janine, Gregory,
y'all pulling up?

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At 00:02:57,133, Character said: Yeah.
I'll walk over.

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At 00:03:00,223, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:01,746, Character said: Alex and Jordan.

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At 00:03:03,574, Character said: Oh, Natalie.
I'm sorry, honey.

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At 00:03:05,576, Character said: You are in
my third grade now.

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At 00:03:07,535, Character said: You were in my second grade
last year,

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At 00:03:09,537, Character said: and now you're in third grade,
which I also teach. Okay.

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At 00:03:12,366, Character said: I told you, we g***t an aide
if you need it.

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At 00:03:14,368, Character said: She's g***t this.
She's a veteran.

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At 00:03:16,718, Character said: Veterans don't need
that help. Exactly.

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At 00:03:18,894, Character said: You save those aides
for the young'ns.

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At 00:03:20,983, Character said: Alright, well, don't say
I didn't try to help.

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At 00:03:22,898, Character said: Everybody say young Ava
is unreliable,

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At 00:03:24,726, Character said: but even a broken clock
is right once a day.

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At 00:03:26,554, Character said: -Twice a day.
-Whatever!

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At 00:03:29,426, Character said: Melissa: Um, you know,
it's a little tough.

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At 00:03:30,906, Character said: But you know what?
Barbara's right. I'm tougher.

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At 00:03:33,256, Character said: I'm so tough, brass knuckles
wear me to a fight.

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At 00:03:36,085, Character said: -Students: Ooh!
-Oh. Excuse me.

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At 00:03:38,305, Character said: What? What?!

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At 00:03:39,915, Character said: Keyon! Quit huffing
the Wite-Out, dude!

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At 00:03:43,266, Character said: Samurai. Ha!

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At 00:03:45,747, Character said: May we have a suggestion
for a character?

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At 00:03:49,272, Character said: Meek Mill!

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At 00:03:50,404, Character said: Ah.
Nice one, Clarence.

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At 00:03:51,927, Character said: What if Meek Mill...
was a meerkat?

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At 00:03:55,974, Character said: Why?

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At 00:03:57,585, Character said: I'm just a meerkat, strolling
through Western Philly.

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At 00:04:00,109, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
But it's not a story

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At 00:04:01,284, Character said: unless there's some...

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At 00:04:02,416, Character said: All: Conflict!

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At 00:04:03,982, Character said: What's Meerkat Meek Mills'
conflict?

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At 00:04:07,029, Character said: His ATV broke down
in the wrong hood![ Laughter ]

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At 00:04:10,337, Character said: All: Wrong hood, Meerkat!
Wrong hood!

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At 00:04:13,122, Character said: This is too corny, even for me.

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At 00:04:15,298, Character said: But Jacob loves it,
so thank goodness

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At 00:04:16,952, Character said: it's in his past
and he isn't up there.

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At 00:04:19,128, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
I get it, though.

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At 00:04:20,608, Character said: If my "Degrassi"
reenactment group

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At 00:04:22,131, Character said: showed up and performed here,
I'd be excited, too.

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At 00:04:24,960, Character said: Shout-out to the guy
who played the original Jimmy.

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At 00:04:27,441, Character said: Wonder what he's up to. Heh.
He is-- He's Drake.

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At 00:04:30,792, Character said: I'm aware that he is Drake. Yeah.

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At 00:04:32,446, Character said: I expected it to be corny,
but that was beyond anything

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At 00:04:34,709, Character said: I thought was
theoretically possible.

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At 00:04:36,145, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
I know. It was peak Jacob.

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At 00:04:38,887, Character said: Oh, Melissa, I bet that you
would love the Story Samurai.

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At 00:04:41,368, Character said: Oh, yeah,
I just dropped my kids,

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At 00:04:42,804, Character said: and I g***t, like,
two lesson plans to do.

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At 00:04:44,371, Character said: [ Beeping ]
And that beep means I g***t an hour left

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At 00:04:46,808, Character said: and I still didn't go
to the bathroom! Okay.

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At 00:04:48,853, Character said: My class in here, please.
Thank you.

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At 00:04:50,855, Character said: Y'all see that corny show?
[ Laughs ]

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At 00:04:52,466, Character said: I was in the back crying
while bootlegging it

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At 00:04:54,337, Character said: for barbershop distribution.

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At 00:04:55,469, Character said: Guys,
it wasn't that bad.

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