The E***c Adventures Of Bedman And Throbbin (1989) Subtitles

At 00:01:27,940, Character said: Well, my pet, what devious piece
of mischief shall we eat into today?

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At 00:01:35,400, Character said: How about a Jewel heist?

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At 00:01:37,540, Character said: No, I'm bored with Jewel heist.

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At 00:01:40,335, Character said: Ah, a little kidnapping, maybe.

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At 00:01:44,400, Character said: Eh, no, I did that yesterday.

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At 00:01:50,180, Character said: I've g***t it.

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At 00:01:51,760, Character said: How about you a crime
just for the fun of it?

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At 00:01:55,120, Character said: Why not we burn down
the column city orphanage?

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At 00:01:59,340, Character said: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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At 00:02:01,720, Character said: You bore me, jokester.

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At 00:02:05,740, Character said: I want to have some real fun.

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At 00:02:08,130, Character said: I want s***x.

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At 00:02:10,470, Character said: What a man.

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At 00:02:12,750, Character said: Maybe, maybe even a Superman.

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At 00:02:17,780, Character said: Well, pet, anytime you're ready.

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At 00:02:23,170, Character said: Well, jokester, you are fun.

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At 00:02:28,010, Character said: What I crave to super hero
is a big, fat, throbbing c***k.

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At 00:02:35,030, Character said: You mean? Precisely.

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At 00:02:37,380, Character said:

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At 00:02:41,440, Character said: But how? Ah, yes.

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At 00:02:43,160, Character said:

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At 00:02:46,645, Character said: You leave everything to me.

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At 00:02:48,920, Character said: I'll lure those caked
cocksuckers to our lair.

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At 00:02:53,050, Character said: And when I do, and when I
do, this will take care of the rest.

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At 00:03:01,040, Character said: You're insane.

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At 00:03:03,620, Character said: Oh, ain't it the truth?

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At 00:03:06,010, Character said: That's just a joy buzzer.

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At 00:03:09,120, Character said: Just a joy buzzer?

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At 00:03:11,450, Character said: Just a joy buzzer, she says.

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At 00:03:15,580, Character said: Except that I've made a few modifications.

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At 00:03:19,330, Character said: This is going to redefine the
meaning of the word joy buzzer.

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At 00:03:24,880, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:03:27,360, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:29,220, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:31,010, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:03:33,340, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:35,860, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:38,320, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:03:41,100, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:49,470, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:04:02,350, Character said: Hello, boys.

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At 00:04:03,870, Character said: Why, Joker, what a peculiar
booneer you're wearing today.

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At 00:04:13,170, Character said: Great Caesar's ghost.

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At 00:04:14,920, Character said: What's the meaning of this?

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At 00:04:17,010, Character said: Greetings, Commissioner.

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At 00:04:43,950, Character said: Yes, I'll take a pizza.

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At 00:04:50,550, Character said: Daddy, I... Who are you?

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At 00:04:52,850, Character said: What are you doing here?

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At 00:04:54,800, Character said: What have you done with my father?

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At 00:04:56,270, Character said: Your father?

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At 00:04:57,500, Character said: What, you must be Barbara Hardon.

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At 00:05:00,020, Character said: Miss Hardon, I can't tell you
what a pleasure it is to meet you.

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At 00:05:06,790, Character said: Here.

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At 00:05:08,640, Character said: God, let's come over to me.

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At 00:05:11,860, Character said: Something come over you?

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At 00:05:18,535, Character said: There is a change.

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At 00:05:21,090, Character said: Yes, there's a change in the air.

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At 00:05:23,980, Character said: Wonder what it could be?

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At 00:05:31,040, Character said: God, what have you done to me?

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At 00:05:34,070, Character said: Well, I tell you, little girl, I
don't know what I've done to you.

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At 00:05:36,290, Character said: Why don't you come over here and let
you play with my little Jack-in-the-box?

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At 00:09:40,260, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:09:42,390, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:10:20,390, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:10:35,570, Character said: That s***t, yes.

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At 00:11:02,560, Character said: Yes, that's it. F***k me.

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At 00:11:04,830, Character said: Just like that.

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At 00:11:06,130, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:11:06,831, Character said: Oh, such a hot little girl.

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At 00:11:10,050, Character said: Such a hot little girl.

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At 00:11:18,530, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:11:21,120, Character said: Yes, spread it into me.

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At 00:11:23,160, Character said: Spread it into me.

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At 00:11:25,500, Character said: Just like that.

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At 00:11:30,540, Character said: Just like that.

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At 00:11:32,660, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:11:37,840, Character said: Can you kiss my pants?

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At 00:15:38,590, Character said: Your paper, sir.

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At 00:15:41,380, Character said: Thank you, Alfred.

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At 00:15:48,760, Character said: Holy smokes.

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At 00:15:49,980, Character said: Look, Dixie, the jokes
decide it's tricks again.

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At 00:15:52,990, Character said: Holy horseshit.

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At 00:15:55,050, Character said: Well, let's get to the
back pole immediately.

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At 00:16:10,620, Character said: Well, it's the jokester again.

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At 00:16:12,340, Character said: What are we going to do now, Robin?

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At 00:16:17,960, Character said: Every time I've seen that, it's hard.

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At 00:16:21,080, Character said: It's hot.

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At 00:16:22,410, Character said: Look, let's get serious.

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At 00:16:25,810, Character said: I mean, the commissioner's
daughter has been abducted.

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At 00:16:28,400, Character said: The jokester is at large.

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At 00:16:34,360, Character said: Well, I...we really should
be fighting crime, I mean.

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At 00:16:39,120, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:16:41,020, Character said: What the heck? Oh, Robin.

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At 00:25:00,810, Character said:

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At 00:25:02,670, Character said: I'm going to come for you.

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At 00:25:04,250, Character said: Okay, it's me.

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At 00:25:06,050, Character said: Michelle, I'm going to come for you.

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At 00:25:10,010, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:26:23,390, Character said: I must be the chief.

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At 00:26:37,190, Character said: Yeah, chief.

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At 00:26:41,700, Character said: Batman.

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At 00:26:43,860, Character said: I've g***t my little girl.

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At 00:26:46,340, Character said: My little girl.

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At 00:26:50,660, Character said: What?

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At 00:26:53,430, Character said: Yeah, it sounds like
the work of the jokester.

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At 00:26:56,520, Character said: But you need not worry, chief.

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At 00:26:58,680, Character said: Me and my partner, Robin,
we're on the job right now.

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At 00:27:03,120, Character said: Of course, we won't
rest until justice is done.

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At 00:27:06,860, Character said: Of course, I'll keep you informed.

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At 00:27:09,780, Character said: Okay, chief.

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At 00:27:11,220, Character said: Over and out.

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At 00:27:15,520, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:27:18,320, Character said: What are we going to do now?

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At 00:27:19,241, Character said: What are we going to do now, Robin?

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At 00:27:20,630, Character said: Why don't we go to the jokester's
secret hideout and rescue her?

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At 00:27:24,840, Character said: The jokester's secret hideout?

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At 00:27:27,330, Character said: What makes you think she's there?

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At 00:27:29,200, Character said: Because it says so right here.

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At 00:27:30,900, Character said: What?

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At 00:27:31,520, Character said: Meanwhile, at the jokester's hideout...

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At 00:27:35,090, Character said: Ooh, look what they're doing to her.

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At 00:27:38,150, Character said: Looks like we're missing a real party.

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At 00:27:39,920, Character said: And how are we supposed to find
this jokester's hideout, smartass?

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At 00:27:45,220, Character said: Well, it says right here.

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At 00:27:46,521, Character said: The old abandoned warehouse
at the Gotham City docks.

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At 00:27:51,070, Character said: The old abandoned warehouse
of the course to the Batmobile.

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At 00:27:59,310, Character said: What are you talking
about? The Batmobile.

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At 00:28:01,610, Character said:

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At 00:28:03,010, Character said: There is no Batmobile.

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At 00:28:05,680, Character said: What happened to the Batmobile?

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At 00:28:07,760, Character said: Um, it's in the shop.

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At 00:28:11,140, Character said: It's in the shop? Why is it in the shop?

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At 00:28:15,030, Character said: Um... What happened?

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At 00:28:16,151, Character said: Remember that running with
the pigeon the other week?

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At 00:28:22,120, Character said: The other week, yeah.

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At 00:28:23,870, Character said: Well, I guess we cracked it up.

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At 00:28:26,080, Character said: All right, right.
Well, what are we going to do?

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At 00:28:31,050, Character said: We could take the subway.

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At 00:28:32,660, Character said: To the subway, Robin.

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At 00:28:57,620, Character said: Boy, does that Batman make me horny.

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At 00:29:01,970, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:29:21,770, Character said: That sounds like the jokester.

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At 00:29:31,300, Character said: Right.

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At 00:29:59,990, Character said: Looks like you caught a rat.

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At 00:30:02,420, Character said: A rat?

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At 00:30:03,730, Character said: A rat, she says.

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At 00:30:09,060, Character said: No, just a little mouse for
my favorite cat to play with.

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At 00:30:28,720, Character said: Oh, how perfectly delicious.

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At 00:30:32,960, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:33:49,500, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:34:19,230, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:34:20,171, Character said: Oh, God, yeah.

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At 00:34:25,930, Character said: Yeah, baby.

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At 00:34:28,090, Character said: What is that? Ooh, yeah.

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