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00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,Thank you.
- You're welcome.

00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,Oh, my!

00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,Mrs. Jones, Rosemary Jones?

00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,Rosie, please, I prefer Rosie.

00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,Is everything alright?
- Yes, fine...

00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,I was just checking the...

00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,trunk, the big leather trunk.
Is that yours?

00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,Yes, that's mine.

00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,Good, thank you. Good.

00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,Mrs. Jones?

00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,Good morning, officers.

00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,Two dismembered bodies, Rosemary.

00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,Why don't you just tell me who they are?

00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:35,My husband and his mistress.
They were planning to run away together.

00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,So you thought
you'd just kill them instead.

00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,Well, I couldn't very well
stand idly by, could I?

00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,Rosemary Jones, you've been found guilty
for the crime of manslaughter.

00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,Manslaughter! And at the time
you committed these acts,

00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:00,you were suffering from such an
abnormality of mind,

00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,that it seriously impaired
your responsibility.

00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,I therefore make an order
for your detention...

00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,in a secure unit
for the criminally insane.

00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,Not to be free,

00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:18,until such time as the home secretary
decides that your continued detention...

00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,is no longer necessary
for the protection of the public.

00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,I don't suppose there's any chance
for a cup of tea, is there?

00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,Thank you very much for coming.
Very nice to see you again.

00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,Goodbye Mrs. Martin.
- Marvelous sermon, Vicar.

00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,Very kind, thank you.

00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:04,Thank you, Reverend Goodfellow.
- You're very welcome, Mrs. Parker.

00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:10,I just wanted to have a word with you
about the flower arranging committee.

00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,Oh, ah, yes of course. Perhaps...
- This afternoon.

00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,Mrs. Goodfellow is not with you again?

00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,Oh no, no. Sorry about that.
She's been very busy. Mrs. Parker.

00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,Next week perhaps?
- Perhaps, yes.

00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,Although,
she is incredibly busy at the moment.

00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,Oh!

00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,For f***k's sake. Jesus Christ!

00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:50,What's a girl g***t to do to get
a decent nights sleep around here?

00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,Holly!

00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:06,Don't forget about Tuesday.
- Oh sorry, it's Tuesday.

00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,Oh, Petey.

00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,F***k off.
Holly, it's time to wake up.

00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,Holly...

00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,Holly, I know you're in there,
would you please come out, right away!

00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,Mother!
I don't think you want me to do that.

00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,I think you'll find I bloody well do.

00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,Is that you, Carl?
No, this is Mark.

00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,Nice to meet you, Mrs. Goodfellow.

00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:08,Holly, this is totally unacceptable.
- I'm 17, it's been legal for a year.

00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,Legal does not make it decent.

00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,Is everything alright, Mrs. Goodfellow?

00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,Yes, everything is fine, Mrs. Parker.

00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,Is that Holly I heard?
- Holly? No.

00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,Oh. Morning, Mrs. Parker.

00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,Morning.

00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:43,You know the thing that pains me the most?
- No. But you'll tell me anyway.

00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,You're an intelligent girl.
- An intelligent girl who's g***t a libido.

00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,An intelligent girl knows
what to do with it. - I know it.

00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,Oh, Holly.

00:08:56,500 --> 00:09:00,We used to be such friends.
Hello.

00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,Now you cross with me all the time.
- Because you are a total and utter bitch.

00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,Ah, look at you two. Morning, sweetheart.
- Morning.

00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,It's sort of as we feared, the pond.

00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,I've been chatting with the chaps
at the Water Board. Looks like it's algae.

00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,It could be one of two
or three different types apparently.

00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,Some of them poisonous.
They're worried about the water-table.

00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,Anyway, they say it will get worse
if it's not dealt with.

00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,A lot of things will get worse
if they're not dealt with.

00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,They'll come back to me with the details.
- The devil's in the details, Dad.

00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,Could we not say that word on a Sunday.

00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,Dad!

00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,Alright.
- Where are you going now?

00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,I've g***t work to do.
- You've just been to work.

00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,I've g***t to write a speech
for that convention,

00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,God's mysterious ways,

00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:03,and that's all I've g***t to show for it,
a title.

00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,See, you're an utter bitch to him.
- No, I'm not.

00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,And I know why, you're not getting any.
- What?

00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,The same reason
you're angry with me and Mark.

00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,Oh, in the van, in front of the house,
on a Sunday.

00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:29,That might have more to do with it.
- I don't think so.

00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,Oh, you must be right then.
- Well, I usually **.

00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,Can I get you any?

00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:43,Petey, how long have you been there?
- Holly says you're not getting any.

00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,Can I get you some?
- Oh Petey, that's very thoughtful,

00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,but no, you can't.

00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,Let's face it. I'm no good at this.
- No, you just need a little tweaking,

00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,a little Lance adjustment,
but that's another story.

00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,Alright now, Gloria.

00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,I told you that the key is in the swing.
- Well, I never had a good swing.

00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,I disagree.
I bet you could swing really well.

00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,Now, you grip that shaft,
gently but firmly.

00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,Now, spread your legs. A little more.
- Oh.

00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,Now you bend to the ball slowly.

00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,Yeah. Now, bend your knees.

00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,Yeah.

00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,Feel good?
- Yes, feels fine.

00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,Okay.

00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,Now you just keep your eye on the ball.
- Okay.

00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,You let me worry about the hole.
- Right.

00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,That's quite good.
- Well, your ball is in the rough,

00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,but it's a good feeling, huh?
- Yeah.

00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,One more?

00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,Okay.

00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,Mrs. Parker asked after you again
this morning. - Surprise, surprise.

00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:36,I think I'm beginning to run out excuses.
- Well, then don't make any.

00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:40,You know what you can do, you can go down
and kill that bloody dog,

00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,and I'll put in a month of Sundays.

00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:59,Was that a brassier
over Holly's shoulder this morning?

00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,You're a half day behind the rest of us,
you know that?

00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,We call it a bra nowadays.

00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,Why did she have it over her shoulder?

00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,She was doing the laundry.

00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,Mr. Brown?

00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:59,Mr. Brown, it's Mrs. Goodfellow,
about Clarence, it's about your dog.

00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,You woke me.
- Yes, well, your dog woke me.

00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,What did you say?
- I said your dog woke me.

00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,Well, he's found his voice.
- Yes, he has, hasn't he?

00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:20,I was wondering whether we could perhaps
keep him inside just the night-time.

00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,G***t your sandwiches and sports bag?
Yes. Yes!

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