Juraj Jakubisko Subtitles

At 00:00:24,880, Character said: JAKUBISKO FILM
presents

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At 00:00:33,200, Character said: a chilling city comedy

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At 00:01:04,000, Character said: Oh man...
- Stop it.

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At 00:01:16,880, Character said: - Hello?
- Hi! I'm on my way.

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At 00:01:20,800, Character said: I g***t stuck in a traffic jam. In a cab...

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At 00:01:23,600, Character said: - No foreplay, no afterplay...

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At 00:01:26,800, Character said: - A normal baptism with a normal
priest, in a normal church.

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At 00:01:29,880, Character said: And I want that grating!
Thanks!

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At 00:01:32,600, Character said: - What baptism?
You g***t a kid?

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At 00:01:36,760, Character said: - Jesus...
- Adam!

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At 00:01:40,280, Character said: Adam, you g***t hitched already?

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At 00:01:42,800, Character said: - Are you crazy?
The wedding's in the fall.

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At 00:01:46,320, Character said: - Oh.

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At 00:01:48,640, Character said: - We're launching a CD.

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At 00:01:50,200, Character said: - You're destroying yourself.
Diabetes is really dangerous.

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At 00:01:54,160, Character said: I want you to cool it for once.
- What do you mean?

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At 00:01:57,960, Character said: - Well, you don't even have
a flat!

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At 00:01:59,960, Character said: Sure you won't think about it?

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At 00:02:02,480, Character said: - This is for you.
- My IQ is 167, I've g***t a good job,

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At 00:02:06,800, Character said: I've always g***t it ready for you,

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At 00:02:10,200, Character said: an o***m like a blown volcano!

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At 00:02:13,280, Character said: - Look, we f***k. Nothing else.
G***t that?

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At 00:02:16,240, Character said: - G***t it. You get laid
and I sleep alone.

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At 00:02:20,040, Character said: Will you invite me, Mr. Groom?

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At 00:02:22,880, Character said: - Your boss, the one you love,
is also married!

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At 00:02:27,440, Character said: - He's not!

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At 00:02:30,200, Character said: And if I want, he'll never marry
that blonde Slovak girl.

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At 00:02:34,920, Character said: - And how will you do that?
Turn her into an elephant?

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At 00:02:38,720, Character said: - I might if I need to.

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At 00:02:41,640, Character said: Your wife can wash them next!
- Thanks.

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At 00:02:46,920, Character said: - He came to me and
we made love all night.

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At 00:02:50,760, Character said: In the morning I woke up alone
and I've never seen him since.

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At 00:02:55,000, Character said: Then six months later I heard
he was dead.

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At 00:02:58,040, Character said: He had a malignant tumor
in his rectum...

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At 00:02:59,840, Character said: He didn't want me to be there
when he was dying...

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At 00:03:02,680, Character said: - Poor soul!
He didn't want her to see him dying...

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At 00:03:07,800, Character said: How romantic!

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At 00:03:09,440, Character said: Who knows what a soldier,
dying without a weapon, thinks...

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At 00:03:12,680, Character said: What an idiot! :

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At 00:03:16,920, Character said: Starring

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At 00:03:45,840, Character said: Producer

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At 00:03:49,520, Character said: Story By

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At 00:03:53,400, Character said: Screenplay

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At 00:03:57,200, Character said: Script Editor

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At 00:04:00,960, Character said: Edited By

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At 00:04:02,960, Character said: Music

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At 00:04:05,520, Character said: Art Director

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At 00:04:07,680, Character said: Sound

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At 00:04:11,040, Character said: Director Of Photography

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At 00:04:14,000, Character said: Directed By

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At 00:04:15,560, Character said: Adam!

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At 00:04:17,920, Character said: - You have a hard on again.
Don't you want it?

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At 00:04:21,920, Character said: - No, I ** lazy.

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At 00:04:25,120, Character said: Anyway, I told you that today's
the last time.

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At 00:04:27,600, Character said: From now on I'll only f***k my wife.

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At 00:04:30,160, Character said: - So no then?
- No, wait...

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At 00:04:34,600, Character said: OK. You can give me head...

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At 00:04:38,360, Character said: - You're so naughty, teddy bear.

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At 00:04:47,440, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:04:52,560, Character said: That was him again. My boss.
- Oh yes, important information!

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At 00:05:01,440, Character said: Give me two invittations.
I'll go with him.

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At 00:05:04,040, Character said: - Could we talk about this later?
- OK.

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At 00:05:10,440, Character said: Ouch! Don't use your teeth!

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At 00:05:14,360, Character said: - You're too sensitive.
- Can't you do it

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At 00:05:16,880, Character said: like any other woman
with your lips and tongue?

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At 00:05:18,880, Character said: - Did I tell you I found a cat?
Yes, a thousand times.

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At 00:05:22,800, Character said: Wait...
- Where are you going?

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At 00:05:26,400, Character said: - Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

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At 00:05:29,240, Character said: - You can't just... in the middle,
girl! Are you stupid or what?

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At 00:05:34,520, Character said: - You should take a chill pill too!

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At 00:05:40,800, Character said: I left her in the bathroom.

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At 00:05:45,320, Character said: What should I call her?
- This little cretin?

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At 00:05:51,600, Character said: You can f***k off too!

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At 00:05:57,640, Character said: You're a real b***d.

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At 00:05:59,480, Character said: ...It's as dumb as you.
You'll get along fine.

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At 00:06:01,720, Character said: - Adam! The invitations!

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At 00:06:05,640, Character said: - What good are they to you?
- Last wish...

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At 00:06:16,400, Character said: Maybe I'll get hitched before you,
you rock star...

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At 00:06:21,360, Character said: You are lucky.

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At 00:06:27,800, Character said: The last two, baby.

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At 00:06:46,800, Character said: Michal!
Hey man, Michal?

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At 00:06:51,000, Character said: - What's up with all this?

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At 00:06:52,920, Character said: - Can't you see?
We're auditioning a singer...

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At 00:06:56,280, Character said: A singer?

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At 00:06:57,560, Character said: - Well OK- a dancer.

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At 00:07:00,400, Character said: - Do we need a dancer, man?
No.

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At 00:07:05,720, Character said: - So get rid of her!...

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At 00:07:07,520, Character said: - Wait!

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At 00:07:09,480, Character said: Who is she?
- Don't know. One of your fans.

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At 00:07:11,960, Character said: - Oh? Send her up then...

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At 00:07:17,160, Character said: He's well known.

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At 00:07:19,680, Character said: - Why are you telling me Sabrina?
You are with Zikmund every day.

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At 00:07:21,800, Character said: - I'm just an assistant, the boss will
take you more seriously.

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At 00:07:27,320, Character said: And he might also think that I'm
involved with him

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At 00:07:29,680, Character said: if I push him like that.

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At 00:07:32,360, Character said: - And you aren't?
- Of course I **.

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At 00:07:35,760, Character said: - I'm sorry.
You're really something!

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At 00:07:40,920, Character said: - Sabrina!
- Yes?

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At 00:07:43,240, Character said: - When you take that medication

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At 00:07:45,880, Character said: regularly you should have a check up

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At 00:07:47,280, Character said: from time to time

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At 00:07:48,680, Character said: - I know.
I'm really sorry.

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At 00:07:50,800, Character said: I promise I'll come.

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At 00:07:54,160, Character said: Thanks so much.
But you won't help me with my boss?

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At 00:07:58,320, Character said: - Yes, I will. We eat
at the Green Dragon every Saturday.

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At 00:08:03,680, Character said: - You're a fantastic woman, Viola!

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At 00:08:05,520, Character said: I really don't know
what I'd do without you.

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At 00:08:07,560, Character said: He's half Czech and half Italian.

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At 00:08:09,800, Character said: He's crazy,
but you'd never be bored with him.

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At 00:08:12,760, Character said: - I'm not bored.
- I know...

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At 00:08:15,520, Character said: - My Zikmund is wonderful.

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At 00:08:17,480, Character said: - I believe he is.
Thank you very much.

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At 00:08:21,920, Character said: - Goodbye!
- Goodbye.

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At 00:08:24,800, Character said: - I'm sorry, I forgot.

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At 00:08:27,800, Character said: - Thanks.

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At 00:08:33,760, Character said: You don't know s***t, girl.

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At 00:08:37,480, Character said: No c***k belongs to you
even if you think he's wonderful.

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At 00:08:53,040, Character said: Have you ever really been in love?

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At 00:08:56,360, Character said: - Of course.
It was really something.

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At 00:08:59,640, Character said: - And how long were you together?

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At 00:09:01,480, Character said: - About a year. Here.

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At 00:09:03,280, Character said: Once we were doing it all night.

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At 00:09:06,560, Character said: She was wild.

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At 00:09:09,720, Character said: I thought she wanted to have
a baby with me.

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At 00:09:12,000, Character said: But at the dawn she g***t up and left.

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At 00:09:14,040, Character said: - Was there any reason?

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At 00:09:15,560, Character said: - No.
But a week later she texted me.

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At 00:09:18,480, Character said: Said she loved me madly,
but she had to leave me.

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At 00:09:22,400, Character said: She had a rectal tumour
and didn't want me

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At 00:09:25,400, Character said: to be there when she was dying.

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At 00:09:27,000, Character said: - She was so selfish.

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At 00:09:29,200, Character said: She shouldn't have written
so you wouldn't know.

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At 00:09:31,480, Character said: - She didn't want me to suffer...

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At 00:09:34,600, Character said: We can't grasp the thought

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At 00:09:36,440, Character said: processes of one
who's dying.

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At 00:09:39,400, Character said: It's a totally different state of mind.

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At 00:09:47,760, Character said: D***n!

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At 00:09:52,320, Character said: Just when...
Wait!

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At 00:09:57,920, Character said: Come on, Jarousek! I'm in a rush!

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