00:01:41,825 --> 00:01:43,Looks pretty dead.

00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,Should we just go?

00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,Didn't book, eh?

00:01:49,074 --> 00:01:50,Thought we'd just try our luck.

00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:52,Wouldn't recommend it.

00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:54,Especially not you.

00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:56,Okay, yeah, why's that?

00:01:56,668 --> 00:01:58,Last group he took out,
there was a young fella--

00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:01,Looked like you.
College kid.

00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,He was taking a piss off
the side of the boat

00:02:03,882 --> 00:02:05,and a bull shark jumped up.

00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,Bit his d***k off.

00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:10,God!

00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:13,Well, I don't like
your chances.

00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:15,Tuck only started
his holidays today,

00:02:15,756 --> 00:02:17,and he doesn't interrupt
his hols for no one.

00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,Speak of the devil,
here he is.

00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,Milo, shut up!

00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,Mate, you won't need that.

00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:34,We g***t some live chum
for you here.

00:02:36,535 --> 00:02:39,Ah! Who do we have here, then?

00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:40,Greg.

00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:42,Tucker. American?

00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,- Canadian.
- Ah, lucky escape.

00:02:46,027 --> 00:02:47,And this friendly face
belongs to?

00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,- Heather.
- Ah!

00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:50,Let her answer for herself,
Greg.

00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:54,- I'm Heather.
- Heather, lovely.

00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:56,Let me guess-- Pom?

00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:58,Oh, not bloody s'posed to say
that anymore, are we?

00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:01,No, it's fine.
Um, English, yes.

00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,Mate, I told them
you were on hols, Tuck.

00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:06,Ah, so where are you
two lovebirds staying, then?

00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:08,Oh, we're not together. Um...

00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:11,Just--
Just staying at the hostel.

00:03:11,674 --> 00:03:13,- Okay.
- Sorry we didn't book.

00:03:13,848 --> 00:03:15,We were supposed to go to
SeaWorld with a bunch of others,

00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,but we slept in.

00:03:17,645 --> 00:03:19,It was a big night.

00:03:19,578 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, I bet.

00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:23,Sorry.

00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:25,So, ah...

00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:27,I guess no one even knows
you guys are here, then.

00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:32,Why?

00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:33,Well, I just want
to make sure

00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:36,your last will and testament's
in order.

00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,We will be swimming with sharks,
after all.

00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,- Oh.
- Sweet.

00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:06,So, I'm seven years old.

00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:07,I'm out there
on my boogie board,

00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:09,splashing around
in the shallows, you know.

00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,Scrawny little arms
and legs kind of flapping away

00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:14,and swimming out there
and, I don't know,

00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:17,I guess from underneath
I must have looked like a seal.

00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,Fuckin' boom!

00:04:18,948 --> 00:04:20,This bloody white gets me.

00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:24,- And it just let you go?
- Yeah.

00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:28,You are looking at a genuine
walking, talking miracle.

00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:29,Did it hurt?

00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:31,Well, it didn't tickle.

00:04:32,548 --> 00:04:35,Yeah, it didn't tickle.

00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,Woke me up, though, you know?

00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:42,I've been wide awake ever since.

00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:44,And this was just random?

00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,I mean, apparently
there was a sign

00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:49,about a shark sighting
or something, but...

00:04:49,737 --> 00:04:51,oopsie!

00:04:51,774 --> 00:04:54,Wasn't there
someone watching you?

00:04:54,984 --> 00:04:56,Well...

00:04:58,056 --> 00:05:00,Let's just say I used to spend
a lot of time on my own.

00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:09,I just can't believe
you do this for a living.

00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:12,I'd never go near water
again after that.

00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:16,It's not the shark's fault.

00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:27,- You okay?
- Yep.

00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,- It'll be alright.
- It's fine, yeah.

00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:30,It's gonna be
a great experience.

00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:31,Yeah.

00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:37,Alright, crew!

00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:40,Enough foreplay.
Let's, uh, get you two wet!

00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,- Okay...
- Don't worry, I g***t you.

00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:51,Oh, my God, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.

00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,Oh! Oh!

00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,Oh, it's a mako.
Cheetahs of the sea.

00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:59,I can't do it.

00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:00,I-I can't--

00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,Well, not yet, you can't.

00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:04,'Cause there's still one thing
we need to take care of.

00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:09,Now, listen.
This is a very special

00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:13,ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me

00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,and then it took many years
at sea to master.

00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:19,If you'll just go with me here,
I promise you it'll help.

00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,Now close your eyes.

00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:23,Take a big, deep inhale.

00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,And out.

00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,And in.

00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:33,And out.

00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:41,♪ Baaaaaaaaa...

00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:43,♪ ...by shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,♪ Baby shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,- ♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo ♪
- Wha...?

00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:50,- ♪ Baby shark
- No.

00:06:50,824 --> 00:06:52,- ♪ Baby shark
- ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo

00:06:52,653 --> 00:06:54,It only works
if you sing along.

00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:55,- I can't!
- ♪ Baby shark

00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo

00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,♪ Baby shark...
- Come on, Heather!

00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,♪ Baby shark

00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,♪ Here comes Mommy Shark

00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:03,♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo

00:07:04,044 --> 00:07:05,♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:07:07,944 --> 00:07:10,♪ Mommy Shark and Daddy...

00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,Mm-hmm. Mm.

00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:36,Oh, my God, that was amazing!

00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,Shits all over Sea World, eh?

00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,You can say that again.

00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:43,Yeah, something to tell
the grand-kiddies one day.

00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,Dude. So awesome.

00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:46,Yeah.

00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:48,Oh, man, thanks so much
for fitting us in--

00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,Welcome aboard.

00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,♪ On the floors of Tokyo

00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:27,♪ Or down in London town
to go, go ♪

00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,♪ With a record selection
and a mirror's reflection ♪

00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,♪ I'm dancing with myself

00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,♪ When there's
no one else in sight ♪

00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,♪ In the crowded lonely night

00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:42,♪ Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration ♪

00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,♪ And I'm dancing with myself

00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:47,♪ Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself ♪

00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:50,♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing
with myself ♪

00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,♪ When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪

00:09:53,523 --> 00:09:55,♪ Then I'm dancing
with myself ♪

00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:57,♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:01,♪ If I looked
all over the world ♪

00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:04,♪ And there's every type
of girl ♪

00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪

00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,♪ Leave me dancing
with myself ♪

00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:12,♪ So let's sink another drink

00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:15,♪ 'Cause it'll give me
time to think ♪

00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,♪ If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance ♪

00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,♪ And I'd be dancing
with myself ♪

00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:23,♪ Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself ♪

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