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00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:46,Over the course
of 1,000 years,

00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:49,the spiritual energy
of heaven and earth

00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:52,gave birth to the
Chaos Pearl.

00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,Feeding off the
sun and moon,

00:01:53,851 --> 00:01:57,its power grew
at an unstoppable rate.

00:01:57,018 --> 00:01:59,The divine and demonic
life forces it absorbed

00:01:59,851 --> 00:02:00,fused together,

00:02:00,684 --> 00:02:03,making it unstoppable
and no less hungry.

00:02:03,884 --> 00:02:06,So my master,
the supreme lord of heaven,

00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:11,sent my brother and I
to put a stop to the chaos.

00:02:11,484 --> 00:02:12,I know what
you're thinking,

00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,"Who's that dashing rogue
on the pig?"

00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:17,That would be me, Taiyi Zhenren.

00:02:17,117 --> 00:02:19,And If I weren't so busy
being a super impressive

00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:20,butt-kicking,
day-saving monk,

00:02:20,884 --> 00:02:23,I've been told
I could be a model.

00:02:25,284 --> 00:02:26,Chaos Pearl.

00:02:26,884 --> 00:02:28,You can't escape.

00:02:28,018 --> 00:02:30,This is the end of the line.

00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,Don't scare it, you big meanie.

00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,Go on. There's a good pearl.

00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,Come here. Here, boy!

00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,Or girl?

00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,Uh...

00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:04,It's over!

00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:10,It absorbs energy!

00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,You bruised my moneymaker.

00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:24,Someone needs a time out.

00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:37,Hit me now. I dare ya!

00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:49,I was just playin' around?

00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:18,- Master!
- Master!

00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:32,I have divided
the Chaos Pearl into two parts,

00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:34,The Spirit Pearl
and the Demon Pill.

00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:39,The Demon Pill is dangerous
and nearly indestructible.

00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:41,I'm casting a heaven-made curse,

00:04:41,484 --> 00:04:44,a lightning bolt that
will seek out and destroy it

00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,in three years' time.

00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:48,Until that day,
you must stay vigilant

00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,and watch over it.

00:04:50,651 --> 00:04:54,Li Jing has won my favor
in battle.

00:04:54,851 --> 00:04:57,And so, the Spirit Pearl

00:04:57,317 --> 00:05:00,will be reincarnated
into his third-born son.

00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:06,I shall entrust this task
to you, my disciple.

00:05:06,018 --> 00:05:07,Huh?

00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:08,Right now,

00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,Eleven Golden Immortals
sit beside me.

00:05:11,183 --> 00:05:14,If the pearl
is successfully reincarnated,

00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:16,then you shall join me

00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,in the Court of Heaven.

00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,You can count on me, master.

00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:21,Thank you so much!

00:05:22,384 --> 00:05:25,Once the Spirit Pearl is born

00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,call him...

00:05:27,717 --> 00:05:30,Ne Zha.

00:05:40,384 --> 00:05:41,♪ I love a party ♪

00:05:41,484 --> 00:05:43,♪ And parties love me ♪

00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:44,♪ It's baby time ♪

00:05:47,751 --> 00:05:48,Mm! Ha!

00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:51,How 'bout a swiggy
for the piggy?

00:06:05,484 --> 00:06:07,Please.

00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,Careful.

00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,Dear, you should worship too.

00:06:17,751 --> 00:06:19,Why didn't I think of that?

00:06:19,684 --> 00:06:22,I've only been pregnant
for three years!

00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:35,From the Cave of Golden Light,

00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:37,my name is Taiyi Zhen...

00:06:37,751 --> 00:06:39,ren.

00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:44,- Come on.
- Wait for me!

00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:46,- Hurry up! Move it, slowpoke!
- Come on!

00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:47,- Yeah, slowpoke!
- Come on!

00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,This is so exciting.

00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:56,A third son! Congratulations!

00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:59,I'll be a matchmaker
for the little man.

00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:01,We wrote him a song.
Wanna hear it?

00:07:03,551 --> 00:07:07,Thank you for your concern
and well-wishes, my friends.

00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:10,But for now, please remain calm
and quiet.

00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,Just wait for the good news

00:07:12,384 --> 00:07:13,and we'll alert you...

00:07:13,951 --> 00:07:16,as soon as he's here.

00:07:17,884 --> 00:07:19,I can't take it!

00:07:24,684 --> 00:07:25,He approaches.

00:07:25,918 --> 00:07:27,Or I think.

00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:29,Master Immortal,
I have something for you...

00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,I can't drink now.
That'd be so unprofessional.

00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:33,I'll just leave it here.

00:07:33,617 --> 00:07:36,I have important things to do.
Take it away.

00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:37,Hey.

00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:39,Ah, some people
just don't listen.

00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:46,Well, one sip can't hurt!

00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,Don't want it going to waste!

00:07:50,984 --> 00:07:52,That's nice.

00:07:52,484 --> 00:07:55,I mean, I'm basically
almost done. So...

00:08:03,018 --> 00:08:06,Enjoy your enchanted
three-day nap!

00:08:07,484 --> 00:08:09,Ah!

00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,I knew it! A spell was cast,

00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:19,so only Taiyi
would be able to move it.

00:08:27,951 --> 00:08:29,Your highness.

00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:31,The immortal's spell
must be cast soon!

00:08:31,284 --> 00:08:33,Has the time come?

00:08:33,018 --> 00:08:34,What's wrong?

00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:36,He passed out,
I think he's drunk.

00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,- He's what?
- I guess we'll have to do it

00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:39,the hard way.

00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:41,Now hold on.

00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,We can't just go beating up
on the man.

00:08:42,951 --> 00:08:44,He's an immortal. It's wrong!

00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:46,Milord!
She won't last much longer!

00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:47,Out of the way!

00:08:58,651 --> 00:09:01,Oh, you wouldn't believe
the crazy dream I just had.

00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,I beg you. Open the lotus!

00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,Oh, yeah! I knew
there was something I forgot!

00:09:15,817 --> 00:09:17,Go on! Is something wrong?

00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:19,I can't remember the password.

00:09:22,651 --> 00:09:24,That was some
crazy strong stuff!

00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:26,Okay, let's see, uh...

00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:31,No big deal!
I have four more tries.

00:09:37,317 --> 00:09:39,What the heck?

00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,And if you're wrong
a fifth time?

00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:41,It locks itself

00:09:41,484 --> 00:09:43,and we can try again
in ten years.

00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,Come, out!

00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,Milord! The lady has fainted!

00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:51,Oh, I g***t it!

00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:53,- Don't!
- Is he mad?

00:09:58,551 --> 00:10:00,I just remembered.

00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,If you forget the password,

00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:03,you can just verify
with a handprint.

00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:08,Look over there,
it's happy hour!

00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:09,Huh?

00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,I knew something felt off
with you.

00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:15,Look! A Slave Rune.

00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:17,Huh?

00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:22,Huh?

00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,He's g***t control of her!

00:10:27,684 --> 00:10:29,You want it so badly?

00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,Okay, I'll give one back.

00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,Halt!

00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:42,Oh, boy.

00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,Milord! I'm not sure
what happened but...

00:11:21,384 --> 00:11:22,What?

00:11:54,484 --> 00:11:55,Gotcha!

00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,You're not going anywhere,
buddy...

00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:54,Watch out!

00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,Ah, he's getting away.

00:13:01,817 --> 00:13:03,With the power of sun and moon,
of sea and sand,

00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,Qiankun Hoop, obey my command!

00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:23,Hold!

00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,Take this, you little demon!...