[SubtitleTools.com] Legends.Of.Chamberlain.Heights.S02E01.The G-Word.1080p.WEB-DL.DDP.2.0.H264_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:10,700, Character said: - Yo, what's your rush, Jamal?

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At 00:00:12,333, Character said: Compton Leroy's ain't going nowhere.

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At 00:00:14,267, Character said: - Look, every time we get there late,

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At 00:00:16,800, Character said: they out of the barbecue fatback.

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At 00:00:19,533, Character said: It's not gonna happen to me a third time.

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At 00:00:22,067, Character said: - You g***t enough fat on your back for a lifetime.

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At 00:00:27,333, Character said: - Hoochie hoedown!

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At 00:00:28,367, Character said: - Sharkeisha, don't kick her!

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At 00:00:29,933, Character said: - Aye, I'm snappin' the first titty that pop out.

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At 00:00:31,633, Character said: Worldstar!

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At 00:00:37,933, Character said: - Okay, I g***t a full bird with a friends and family plan.

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At 00:00:41,500, Character said: Anything else, you sorry Coolio-looking motherfucker?

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At 00:00:44,233, Character said: - I ** Coolio, big bitch.

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At 00:00:46,800, Character said: - How may I help you, pimpled-a***s short d***k?

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At 00:00:49,367, Character said: They make me say stuff like that, Jamal.

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At 00:00:51,433, Character said: You know I love your short d***k.

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At 00:00:53,167, Character said: - Hmm, I'll have the number one,

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At 00:00:55,500, Character said: number two, number three, and a biscuit.

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At 00:00:59,067, Character said: Ooh, and some corn bread, with extra fat back,

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At 00:01:02,067, Character said: fat front, and a side of fat side.

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At 00:01:07,400, Character said: - Aye, since when did Chamberlain Heights

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At 00:01:09,200, Character said: get a Metro Rail?

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At 00:01:10,300, Character said: - Yeah, I thought the only trains

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At 00:01:11,600, Character said: being run around here were on Amtrak Amy.

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At 00:01:16,633, Character said: - Isn't this place great?

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At 00:01:18,167, Character said: Life just feels more precious here.

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At 00:01:19,800, Character said: This is how Lucious Lyon grew up on "Empire."

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At 00:01:24,433, Character said: - I feel so vulnerable.

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At 00:01:26,467, Character said: Like a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti.

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At 00:01:29,067, Character said: This is amazeballs.

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At 00:01:34,800, Character said: - What the hell's going on around here?

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At 00:01:36,467, Character said: - A juicery? Man, nobody in Chamberlain Heights

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At 00:01:38,633, Character said: gonna go somewhere that only serve fruit skeet.

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At 00:01:40,733, Character said: - Look at that fatback.

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At 00:01:42,667, Character said: I swear everybody here must have diabetes.

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At 00:01:48,067, Character said: - This hipster nigga.

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At 00:01:56,500, Character said: - Aye, Grover, your neighborhood

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At 00:01:57,967, Character said: about to turn into a Cracker Barrel--look.

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At 00:02:02,900, Character said: - Ooh, Bohemian Beckys.

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At 00:02:05,267, Character said: - That's strange. They don't look like Section 8.

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At 00:02:07,367, Character said: - They're not--I know none of you ignorant negroes

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At 00:02:09,300, Character said: and Milk asked, but what you're witnessing, gentlemen,

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At 00:02:12,233, Character said: is what they call "neighborhood revitalization."

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At 00:02:14,400, Character said: That's only because they're afraid to use...

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At 00:02:18,200, Character said: The G word. - Gonads?

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At 00:02:19,733, Character said: - Gonorrhea? - Django?

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At 00:02:21,400, Character said: - Dude, no, I'm talking about gentrification.

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At 00:02:24,067, Character said: - My dad says gentrification is a good thing.

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At 00:02:26,300, Character said: He's sick of all the black people

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At 00:02:27,567, Character said: running around everywhere.

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At 00:02:29,700, Character said: I mean, not--not you, Grover. You one of the good ones.

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At 00:02:32,400, Character said: - That's because like so many other brothers and sisters,

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At 00:02:34,267, Character said: your pops is a sell out.

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At 00:02:35,567, Character said: - 'Tis true. 'Tis true.

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At 00:02:36,800, Character said: - In addition to appropriating our culture,

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At 00:02:38,367, Character said: white people are "discovering" our neighborhoods, as well.

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At 00:02:41,167, Character said: - It's not so bad. Look.

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At 00:02:42,767, Character said: They even upgraded the shoes on the telephone wire.

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At 00:02:45,100, Character said: - Hi, I'm your new neighbor, Kristen.

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At 00:02:47,233, Character said: I just wanted to introduce myself

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At 00:02:49,067, Character said: and bring you a nice fruit basket.

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At 00:02:51,167, Character said: They were out of apples, so I put in a couple of Apple iPads.

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At 00:02:53,700, Character said: Nothing special. Only 64 gigs each.

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At 00:02:56,333, Character said: Okay, bye!

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At 00:02:57,667, Character said: - See, Malik? You was worried about nothing.

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At 00:02:59,467, Character said: - Yeah, and the Indians loved blankets in the beginning too.

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At 00:03:02,100, Character said: This won't end well.

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At 00:03:04,533, Character said: - Huh? What'd you say?

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At 00:03:11,500, Character said: - I don't get it. "Art is a***l cheese"?

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At 00:03:13,800, Character said: - D***n, these hipsters is deep.

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At 00:03:15,967, Character said: - Yeah, amazeballs deep.

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At 00:03:19,700, Character said: Check out the beezys putting it on display for no charge.

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At 00:03:22,467, Character said: - Yo, I ain't seen this many camel toes

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At 00:03:24,600, Character said: since Amber Rose's s***t walk.

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At 00:03:26,833, Character said: - Y'all can have them Beckys.

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At 00:03:28,133, Character said: What I need with a pale hoochie that's gonna

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At 00:03:29,733, Character said: love me, let me drive her dad's car, and give me money?

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At 00:03:32,500, Character said: That's what Mom's for.

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At 00:03:39,633, Character said: Yo, why the hell they switching fake astronauts?

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At 00:03:42,067, Character said: - I don't know, but I ain't mad at Matt Damon, though.

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At 00:03:44,867, Character said: He was great in "Fast and the Furious."

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At 00:03:47,533, Character said: Rest in peace.

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At 00:03:50,867, Character said: - All right, settle down.

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At 00:03:52,933, Character said: I'm handing back last week's homework assignment.

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At 00:03:55,967, Character said: As you can see, there's been some changes

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At 00:03:58,300, Character said: here at the Matt Damon Charter School.

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At 00:04:00,567, Character said: In accordance with the new "unschooling" initiative,

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At 00:04:04,067, Character said: you will no longer receive grades.

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At 00:04:08,133, Character said: In fact, all homework is now optional.

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At 00:04:13,100, Character said: All right. Keep it in your pants.

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At 00:04:15,600, Character said: And I mean it literally, Milk.

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At 00:04:18,267, Character said: Now let's move on to the human sexuality portion of class.

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At 00:04:22,567, Character said: Per our new "immersive" curriculum,

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At 00:04:25,067, Character said: please welcome our sexperts, Rick and Celeste.

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At 00:04:29,733, Character said: For those of you in the front row,

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At 00:04:31,533, Character said: under your seats you'll find splash guards and goggles.

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At 00:04:37,067, Character said: - So should we start with foreplay,

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At 00:04:38,467, Character said: or just go straight to a***l?

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At 00:04:41,233, Character said: - D***n, he g***t a sweaty booty.

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At 00:04:49,067, Character said: D***n, look at all this new talent walking around.

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At 00:04:53,933, Character said: - It ain't polite to point, my nig.

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At 00:04:55,767, Character said: - What you talking about? - Yeah, homey,

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At 00:04:57,800, Character said: you best holster that six.

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At 00:04:59,267, Character said: - D***n, I didn't know I had a progressive p***s.

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At 00:05:01,367, Character said: This the kind of d***k Martin Luther King dreamed about.

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At 00:05:03,800, Character said: - He wasn't dreaming about dicks.

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At 00:05:05,433, Character said: That nig had bitches.

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At 00:05:06,933, Character said: - Y'all chopping it up like some babbling beezys

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At 00:05:08,933, Character said: and we late for practice.

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At 00:05:10,400, Character said: - Ah! S***t! Water!

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At 00:05:12,267, Character said: - What the f***k are you motherfuckers doing in the pool?

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At 00:05:14,567, Character said: Get the hell out of my God d***n water!

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At 00:05:16,333, Character said: - When the hell we get a pool, Coach?

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At 00:05:17,733, Character said: You know our people can't swim.

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At 00:05:19,267, Character said: - We always had a pool, motherfucker.

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At 00:05:21,100, Character said: Part of Reagan's Inner City Sink or Swim Initiative.

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At 00:05:23,333, Character said: We just ain't used it since the class of '88 drowned.

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At 00:05:28,733, Character said: - So where we supposed to hoop at?

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At 00:05:30,367, Character said: - Basketball's been cancelled, motherfucker.

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At 00:05:32,267, Character said: It's all about water polo here

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At 00:05:33,933, Character said: at the Matt Damon Charter School.

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At 00:05:35,633, Character said: Now get the hell out of my water!

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At 00:05:37,233, Character said: - I don't know. I kind of like it in here.

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At 00:05:39,933, Character said: - Brody's like a beach ball.

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At 00:05:43,233, Character said: - Will you stop playing with them white boys?

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At 00:05:45,467, Character said: Hold up. Where's Grove?

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At 00:05:50,400, Character said: - Grover! Is you dead?

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At 00:05:52,267, Character said: - If he is, I get his chain and his headband.

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At 00:05:55,800, Character said: - Mmm, tastes like brown sugar.

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At 00:05:58,667, Character said: - D***n, homey, is you okay?

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At 00:06:00,533, Character said: - You lucky LaDante was...