00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,- Where is he?
- In the dining room.

00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,(Anthony)
Bye.

00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,(Robert)
Excuse me.

00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,Don't try to look up my skirt.

00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,God Almighty!

00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:08,(Elderly man)
I thought we were going out finger painting this afternoon.

00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,Hello.

00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,The old cow.

00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,Bloody hell! The cows were
here before me.

00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,Seems to be all right today.

00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:49,Here we go. Look at that.

00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,More to the right.

00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,More to the right.

00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:06,Turn more to the right!

00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,- More to the right.
- More, more... to the right.

00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,- More to the right.
- More more to the right.

00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:10,Hey, Robert.

00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,Glad you found your way.

00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:19,The instructions were perfect.

00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,The village couldn't raise a team,
so you're the scorer.

00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,Why's that?

00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,I think they're afraid
of our fast bowls.

00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,(LAUGHS)
Glad I'm scoring.

00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,I think you'll have a
very interesting time

00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:36,You have a rather...
extraordinary companion.

00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,- Companion?
- Yes, the other scorer.

00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,He's the most intelligent man
in the place. I'll introduce you.

00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:44,Dave just give them a
bit of practice!

00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,His name's Charles Crossley.
He's incredibly well read.

00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,Claims to have traveled
all over the world.

00:07:50,917 --> 00:07:52,A type of genius mechanic.

00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,Keeps my old bike spinning along.

00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,- Your old motorbike?
- Yeah.

00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:59,- And why is he here?
- He's not entirely normal.

00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,What's normal?

00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,- See that tree over there?
- Yes?

00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:09,(Doctor)
That's normal.

00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:11,Over there.

00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:20,That's mad...

00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,Get your body behind it!

00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,Unfortunately, he believes that his soul is...

00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,shattered into four pieces.

00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,(DOOR CLOSES)

00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:39,Charles?

00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,- Yes, doctor.
- I'd like to introduce you to Robert.

00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,- How do you do.
- How do you do.

00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:48,He's your opposite number for this afternoon.

00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,Will you see that he gets
a pencil and what-not.

00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:53,Yes.

00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:54,- Good luck.
- OK.

00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,Come inside.

00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:07,I rather like the doctor.

00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,(Crossley)
Without a doubt, the most intelligent man in the place.

00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,(Crossley)
Well educated, well read, traveled, etc.

00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,Isn't that what he said?

00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,More or less.

00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,Heads.

00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,Heads.

00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,We're fielding!

00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,Did he say that tree was mad?

00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,Yes.

00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,He's very repetitive.

00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:37,- How many patients have you g***t playing on your team?
- I think, five.

00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,The rest are all outsiders or
members of the staff.

00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,That one over there
is John Blake.

00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,(Crossley)
He'll probably open the bowling.

00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,(Crossley)
Played for England a couple of times.

00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:56,He's likely to bowl straight
at the batsman's head.

00:09:58,583 --> 00:09:59,He's not really insane.

00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,He's just magnificently bad-tempered.

00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,(Man)
One two three.

00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,(Man)
Four in the slips.

00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,And the doctor isn't a bad player, of course.

00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,Where are the umpires?

00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,Come on, girls!

00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:21,(Crossley)
Although he's not a startlingly innovative thinker.

00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:31,But he indulges me, and I'm grateful because
I'm interested in his subject... Psyche.

00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,(Crossley)
And because I can read German and French and he can't...

00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,(Crossley)
I can generally stay ahead of him.

00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:42,(Robert)
Does he resent the competition? You studying his subject.

00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,No. It's not really
competition, is it?

00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,(Crossley)
God helps those that help themselves.

00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,(Crossley)
Does He not?

00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:04,S***t!

00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,(GRUNTS)

00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,(Crossley)
What's that umpire signaling?

00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,Four leg bars, I think.

00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:58,Anyway, I like to keep him happy.
I make up dreams for him.

00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,I fill them with every significant
symbol I can find.

00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,Fathers, snakes...

00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,apple pies.

00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,(Robert)
Does he suspect you?

00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:21,Anyway, I find it...
quite amusing.

00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:27,(GRUNTS)

00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,(Man)
Lovely.

00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:55,There you are.

00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,Sorry, did you say something?

00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,That man had a wife who loved him.

00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:04,A rare phenomenon, wouldn't you say?

00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:10,(Robert)
Had?

00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,And what happened to her?

00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,He lost her.

00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,(Crossley)
I could tell you the rest of the story if you like.

00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,Think you can listen and score at the same time?

00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,- I'm sure I can.
- We can make things easy for ourselves.

00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:41,You could keep both scores,
and I could tell the story...

00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,and at the fall of each wicket...

00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,I could copy down what you've written.

00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,You're very well organized, Mr Crossley.

00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:56,Every word of what I'm
going to tell you is true.

00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:05,Though I tell it in a different way,
it's always the same story.

00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:12,It's always the same story, but I...
I change the sequence of events...

00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,and I vary the climaxes...

00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,a little, because I like to keep it alive.

00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,You see, I like to keep it alive.

00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,Have you ever walked
the sand dunes?

00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,(VOICE FADES TO SILENCE)

00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,- What an extraordinary dream.
- Terrible dream!

00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,(Anthony)
I saw a man in the sand dunes.

00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,Actually, it was around here.

00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,Running and...

00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,He had a... tailcoat.

00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,A sort of... old admiral's uniform.

00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,Come on, girl, it's freezing!

00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,He had something in his hand...

00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,(Rachel)
That's funny, where's the... buckle?

00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,Rachel come on!

00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,Corning!

00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,(Rachel)
These jeans are so tight.

00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,(Rachel)
I've lost the buckle off my shoe.

00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,Perhaps you can match it?

00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,Rachel!

00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,Corning.

00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,Did I tell you I was playing
the organ tomorrow?

00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,(Rachel)
Yes, you did.

00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,Do you want to come?

00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,I don't know.

00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,Come on, Buzz! Here boy.

00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,Anthony.

00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,You're going to be late, love.

00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,What?

00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,- Church.
- Oh, Jesus!

00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,- Are you coming?
- No, you're too late.

00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,(Anthony)
Hello, Harry. Going to church today?

00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,No.

00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,Bye bye, Harry.

00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,(BIKE BELL)

00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,(CHOIR SINGING HYMN)

00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,(CHOIR SINGING HYMN)

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