[SubtitleTools.com] Legends.Of.Chamberlain.Heights.S02E02.Chocolate.Milk.1080p.WEB-DL.DDP.2.0.H264_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:10,367, Character said: - D***n, I'm sick of sitting down in The Pit

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At 00:00:12,200, Character said: with the Urkels and Section Eights.

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At 00:00:13,600, Character said: This ain't no place for a legend.

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At 00:00:14,900, Character said: - Yeah, we ain't gon' get no "vajayjay Abrams"

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At 00:00:17,967, Character said: sittin' next to fly guy.

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At 00:00:21,633, Character said: - Speaking of getting no "vajayjay," where's Milk?

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At 00:00:23,767, Character said: - Ah!

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At 00:00:24,967, Character said: - Don't you ever grab my p***y again!

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At 00:00:26,633, Character said: - Here come Machine Gun Smelly.

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At 00:00:27,933, Character said: - Our president said it was okay, so mind your business.

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At 00:00:31,200, Character said: Man, white girls g***t too much carbon.

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At 00:00:32,133, Character said: I gotta find me a righteous Hotep ho

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At 00:00:35,133, Character said: with them brown n***s.

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At 00:00:40,867, Character said: - A'pos'trafee'a?

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At 00:00:42,367, Character said: - From now on, my name is Queen La'pos'trafee'a.

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At 00:00:45,333, Character said: I have discovered my African roots

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At 00:00:46,900, Character said: on Black Twitter. I ** inviting you Nubian kings

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At 00:00:50,267, Character said: to my first annual Nat Turn Up.

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At 00:00:52,267, Character said: So please come, Grover and Jamal.

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At 00:00:55,000, Character said: Uh-uh, not you, Paul Wall.

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At 00:00:56,600, Character said: But I'm more nig than all you nigs.

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At 00:00:58,700, Character said: Ah! Ah! Ah!

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At 00:01:00,167, Character said: Ah! D***n!

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At 00:01:01,633, Character said: Ever since Trump g***t elected, y'all been taking extra slaps.

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At 00:01:04,267, Character said: - Uh, Milk, my turn up is for uplifting

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At 00:01:06,733, Character said: the black experience and you, my melanin starved brother,

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At 00:01:10,333, Character said: are as my grandmother would proudly say, a honky.

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At 00:01:13,300, Character said: - I don't know what that mean,

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At 00:01:14,600, Character said: but if I don't go, they don't go.

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At 00:01:16,500, Character said: - S***t, I'll be there.

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At 00:01:18,133, Character said: Sorry, Milk, this party only for black.

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At 00:01:24,300, Character said: - What?

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At 00:01:28,067, Character said: - This turn up gon' be lit.

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At 00:01:29,400, Character said: A'pos'trafee'a's parties are legendary.

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At 00:01:30,600, Character said: - And nothing makes a "vagiggle" wriggle like rosé,

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At 00:01:34,100, Character said: trap music, and Swahili.

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At 00:01:36,133, Character said: - How she gon' invite you two and not me?

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At 00:01:37,733, Character said: I'm the "gangsterest" one in here.

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At 00:01:39,400, Character said: - You sure are, my little Nipsey Hustle.

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At 00:01:42,100, Character said: - Ain't nobody ask you, Moms,

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At 00:01:42,900, Character said: but you goddamn right.

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At 00:01:45,100, Character said: Thanks for always having my back.

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At 00:01:46,700, Character said: - All right, off to the party.

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At 00:01:48,067, Character said: - Make sure you check our Snapchats at the party!

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At 00:01:50,367, Character said: - Hashtag Milk ain't here.

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At 00:01:52,200, Character said: - Whoo! Black guys!

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At 00:02:00,600, Character said: I'm not in the mood. I'm going through some "thangs."

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At 00:02:06,467, Character said: - Are you feeling pasty and pale?

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At 00:02:08,367, Character said: Unathletic and small meated?

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At 00:02:11,500, Character said: Would you like to be able to sing every word

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At 00:02:15,067, Character said: to your favorite rap song with your windows down?

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At 00:02:17,100, Character said: Without getting f***d up?

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At 00:02:18,700, Character said: Are your black friends invited to Nat Turn Ups without you?

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At 00:02:23,500, Character said: Well, then, hail a cab while you still can

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At 00:02:27,067, Character said: and come on down

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At 00:02:28,300, Character said: to the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon!

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At 00:02:40,300, Character said: - I know exactly why you're here.

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At 00:02:42,800, Character said: Hi, I'm Shoshana, your certified melanologist.

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At 00:02:46,067, Character said: How'd you find out about us?

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At 00:02:47,067, Character said: Yelp, Snapchat, or Kardashian s***x tape?

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At 00:02:50,400, Character said: - Man, f***k all that. Just show me to the black beds.

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At 00:02:52,067, Character said: - Okay, super serious question.

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At 00:02:55,367, Character said: How often do you wanna be stopped and frisked?

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At 00:02:57,800, Character said: - A lot. A whole lot.

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At 00:03:01,467, Character said: - Slow down, Macklemore.

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At 00:03:03,067, Character said: Straight to Akon requires a manager's approval.

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At 00:03:05,967, Character said: There's paper work, it's this whole process.

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At 00:03:08,333, Character said: Let's just get you started with a nice golden Chris Brown.

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At 00:03:11,533, Character said: It's our biggest hit.

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At 00:03:13,400, Character said: - Hell "jeah," I finally get to fix God's mistake.

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At 00:03:21,067, Character said: - Welcome, my kemetic Hoteps of the Black Twitterverse.

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At 00:03:24,767, Character said: - What's this for? I didn't leave my wallet in El Segundo.

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At 00:03:27,633, Character said: - Oh, one cannot twerk in the uniform of the oppressor.

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At 00:03:30,667, Character said: Instead, we will shake our asses in the robes of glory.

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At 00:03:35,800, Character said: - I ain't wearing this Kunta Kinte cloth.

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At 00:03:37,633, Character said: This s***t ain't league.

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At 00:03:39,100, Character said: - Yeah, I think mine g***t aids.

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At 00:03:41,200, Character said: - Hey, Grover.

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At 00:03:43,367, Character said: - Wait up, my empowered sista.

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At 00:03:44,800, Character said: Let's get freaky in the dashiki.

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At 00:04:08,933, Character said: - Mmm! That buffet is on point!

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At 00:04:11,400, Character said: They g***t "Bernie Mac and Cheese,"

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At 00:04:13,367, Character said: "Tri-tip Called Quest," "Keisha Coleslaw,"

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At 00:04:15,833, Character said: and for desert, "Cuba Pudding Junior."

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At 00:04:19,133, Character said: Hey, it's kinda boring, but somehow it works.

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At 00:04:23,233, Character said: - This Hotep party is not the wave.

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At 00:04:24,833, Character said: They should call it a "no-tep" party, my nig.

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At 00:04:27,200, Character said: - Yeah, the "itis" is setting in.

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At 00:04:28,500, Character said: This janky-a***s party need a kicker.

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At 00:04:32,600, Character said: - What's crackin', my ni-i-igs?

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At 00:04:36,067, Character said: - Milk, is that you?

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At 00:04:37,333, Character said: It's Chocolate Milk, homey,

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At 00:04:38,833, Character said: and thanks to the Rachel Dolezal tanning salon,

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At 00:04:41,300, Character said: I'm "black-ish," my nigs.

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At 00:04:44,300, Character said: - Part of me wants to smack him. The other wants to dap him.

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At 00:04:46,833, Character said: - Bars. - Well, while you contemplating,

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At 00:04:49,067, Character said: let's get this s***t lit.

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At 00:05:05,367, Character said: - Aye, homey, no reniggin'.

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At 00:05:09,700, Character said: He g***t me!

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At 00:05:11,433, Character said: Deep burn.

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At 00:05:12,700, Character said: - D***n, my nig, hangin' with the brown boy

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At 00:05:14,833, Character said: formerly known as white could get us nuts deep in black booty.

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At 00:05:16,933, Character said: - Yeah, we might even get some of his after-skeets.

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At 00:05:21,467, Character said: Hey, you trying to cuddle with this puddle

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At 00:05:22,400, Character said: and, uh, touch taste buds ?

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At 00:05:24,533, Character said: - F***k off. I'm trying to get

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At 00:05:26,700, Character said: dicked down by this butterscotch brownie.

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At 00:05:28,900, Character said: - Oh! That's our nig! You wanna meet him?

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At 00:05:31,433, Character said: 'Cause maybe we can arrange something.

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At 00:05:34,233, Character said: Maybe a little tit for dat?

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At 00:05:36,400, Character said: - Oh, s***t, you shoulda led with that.

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At 00:05:38,667, Character said: - I jumped on the grenade last time.

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At 00:05:40,967, Character said: - Mm-mm. Ho, but I f***d Dellavedova bareback

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At 00:05:43,667, Character said: and he wasn't even starting, bitch.

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At 00:05:44,833, Character said: - Hello, can somebody make a decision please?

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At 00:05:48,067, Character said: - F***k it. Let's just flip for it.

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At 00:05:49,967, Character said: - Yass!

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At 00:05:51,933, Character said: - Oh, f***k.

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At 00:05:53,500, Character said: both: Mmm.

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At 00:05:56,500, Character said: - Hey, quit hogging the stink, Jamal.

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At 00:05:58,933, Character said: - Mmm.

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At 00:06:02,900, Character said: - Hey, Milk. You better call me.

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At 00:06:05,100, Character said: - Okay.

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At 00:06:06,067, Character said: - Hey, that party was lit, but you know

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At 00:06:08,767, Character said: it ain't no fun if your homeys don't get none.

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At 00:06:11,067, Character said: - Funny, the homeys is the only ones that say that.

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At 00:06:13,767, Character said: - Yo, you gon' play us like that?

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At 00:06:15,367, Character said: - Y'all know the drill. I keep the nines and dimes.

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At 00:06:17,700, Character said: Y'all can have my soft sixes and sevens,

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At 00:06:18,933, Character said: but I get all them Caribbeans. "Non-negrotiable."

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At 00:06:22,333, Character said: - Maybe your "light-skindedness" can help me get Cindy.

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At 00:06:25,067, Character said: - Whatever you need.

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At 00:06:26,067, Character said: What up, my nig? - Look, I don't care

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At 00:06:27,767, Character said: what transition you go through,...