Legends Of Chamberlain Heights Coach Fishy Ddp 2 0 S02E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:12,167, Character said: - I g***t one for y'all. Ayesha Curry or Savannah James?

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At 00:00:15,000, Character said: - S***t, I'll snag both of them Lar-tinas.

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At 00:00:17,300, Character said: - You know the rules to the game, homey.

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At 00:00:18,833, Character said: Can't take both.

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At 00:00:20,067, Character said: - That's a mediocre mindset, my nig.

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At 00:00:21,733, Character said: - Well, I'll take Ayesha over Savannah,

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At 00:00:23,667, Character said: 'cause you already know 'Bron did damage to them levies.

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At 00:00:29,567, Character said: - God d***n it, Randy.

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At 00:00:31,467, Character said: What you doing, motherfucker? Get your head in the game.

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At 00:00:34,233, Character said: You ain't light-skinded enough to make that pass.

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At 00:00:36,967, Character said: - D***n, Bundy's breath is on one today.

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At 00:00:39,400, Character said: I can actually see his words.

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At 00:00:41,367, Character said: - It's like the Tooth Fairy took a s***t in his mouth.

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At 00:00:43,700, Character said: - I'm finna capture a BET award for this.

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At 00:00:46,033, Character said: - Who in the motherfucking hell you think you is?

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At 00:00:48,067, Character said: Russell Westbrook? - Well, I--I wish, Coach.

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At 00:00:50,500, Character said: - Well, you ain't, you quasi-gay motherfucker.

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At 00:00:52,867, Character said: - I'm trying, Coach.

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At 00:00:54,100, Character said: You don't have to be so agro about it.

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At 00:00:55,533, Character said: - Well, try harder, ya no-toughness-havin',

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At 00:00:57,767, Character said: wanna be a point guard but dribble like Dwight Coward,

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At 00:01:00,567, Character said: couldn't jump over a credit card motherfucker.

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At 00:01:04,500, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:01:06,867, Character said: Maybe I should just put a gun to my head.

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At 00:01:09,067, Character said: - Go ahead, motherfucker. Everybody knows you can't shoot.

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At 00:01:15,200, Character said: - Anybody else wanna f***k up my dreams?

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At 00:01:17,067, Character said: - I'm uploading this s***t right now, yadada mean?

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At 00:01:19,833, Character said: G***t you, motherfucker.

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At 00:01:24,333, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:26,133, Character said: - D***n it, d***n it, d***n it... - I don't know.

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At 00:01:28,133, Character said: Oh, I'm very excited here.

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At 00:01:30,233, Character said: - Everybody settle down.

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At 00:01:31,400, Character said: I know that we've all seen the video,

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At 00:01:33,233, Character said: and I'm sure Coach Bundy wants to apologize.

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At 00:01:39,467, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen...

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At 00:01:42,167, Character said: I ain't apologizing for s***t!

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At 00:01:45,567, Character said: Questions?

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At 00:01:46,633, Character said: - Kiss my grits, Bundy.

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At 00:01:48,200, Character said: You can't bully my son. He's your best player!

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At 00:01:50,567, Character said: - These kids need to be coddled, enabled, and lied to,

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At 00:01:54,367, Character said: just like they will be in the real world.

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At 00:01:57,833, Character said: Some ol'-- some ol' emo type s***t.

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At 00:01:59,767, Character said: - Look, it's time to vote.

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At 00:02:01,167, Character said: All those in favor of Coach Bundy being fired,

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At 00:02:03,700, Character said: say "holler." all: Holler!

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At 00:02:05,367, Character said: - Sorry, Coach, the parents have spoken.

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At 00:02:07,367, Character said: Gonna have to fire you. Now turn in your whistle

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At 00:02:09,433, Character said: and your polyester compression shorts.

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At 00:02:11,100, Character said: - I ain't turning in s***t, motherfucker.

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At 00:02:14,067, Character said: Y'all come get this motherfucker if you want to.

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At 00:02:21,133, Character said: - God d***n, man. You need all that d***k?

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At 00:02:28,733, Character said: - It looks like longtime Duncan head coach, Ike Bundy,

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At 00:02:32,067, Character said: is in bloody waters after a video leaked of him

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At 00:02:34,967, Character said: beraping one of his players with his ball.

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At 00:02:37,933, Character said: The Chamberlain Heights school district

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At 00:02:39,667, Character said: will be looking for a replacement

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At 00:02:41,667, Character said: who can keep it coolio under pressure.

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At 00:02:44,400, Character said: I wrote that.

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At 00:02:46,500, Character said: - Looking for some midnight anus, handsome?

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At 00:03:07,733, Character said: - D***n, Milk. Ain't you gonna go apologize

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At 00:03:09,933, Character said: to Coach Bundy for getting him booted?

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At 00:03:11,500, Character said: - Forget Coach Bundy. He always yelling at us,

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At 00:03:13,933, Character said: he don't give us any burn, and his breath smell like

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At 00:03:16,267, Character said: his mouth and his a***s switched places.

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At 00:03:20,133, Character said: - Can I help you? - I'm your new head coach.

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At 00:03:23,100, Character said: - Derek Fisher, I get that you're a basketball player,

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At 00:03:25,367, Character said: but you can't just come in here and--

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At 00:03:28,700, Character said: Oh, s***t. - That is a nice suit.

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At 00:03:33,533, Character said: - Students of Duncan, it is with great pleasure

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At 00:03:35,333, Character said: that I introduce you to your new head basketball coach.

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At 00:03:37,900, Character said: He's well-hung-- I mean, well-equipped

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At 00:03:39,500, Character said: to handle this job.

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At 00:03:40,900, Character said: Give it up for five-time NBA champion, Derek Fisher!

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At 00:03:44,467, Character said: - He's so gorgeous.

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At 00:03:46,133, Character said: I g***t some bait for those fish lips.

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At 00:03:48,533, Character said: - We g***t a celebrity coach, my nig.

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At 00:03:50,067, Character said: - Ah!

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At 00:03:51,067, Character said: We might actually get some burn.

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At 00:03:52,533, Character said: - How you figure? We ride the bench.

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At 00:03:54,300, Character said: - He ain't seen us play,

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At 00:03:55,467, Character said: so he don't know that y'all s***k.

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At 00:03:58,267, Character said: What? I g***t statistics.

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At 00:04:00,400, Character said: Google me, bitch.

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At 00:04:03,700, Character said: - I'm your coach. You're welcome.

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At 00:04:08,900, Character said: - I'ma have your babies, Coach Fisher!

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At 00:04:17,667, Character said: - What's wrong with you, Ike?

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At 00:04:19,433, Character said: You look like me on our wedding day.

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At 00:04:21,100, Character said: - Rivers brought that goddamn Derek Fisher in to take my job.

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At 00:04:23,967, Character said: - Derek Fisher? Ooh, Lakers' Derek Fisher?

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At 00:04:26,233, Character said: - Yes, the s***y, delicious, high yella motherfucker.

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At 00:04:29,233, Character said: - You can say that again. - Say what again, motherfucker?

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At 00:04:32,133, Character said: - Huh? What? Uh-- oh, uh, nothing, Ike.

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At 00:04:34,333, Character said: - I mean, what has this nigga done really?

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At 00:04:35,933, Character said: - Eh, nothing. He's only a five-time NBA champion,

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At 00:04:38,967, Character said: '96 Sun Belt Player of the Year,

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At 00:04:40,467, Character said: and the best-looking Laker since Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes.

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At 00:04:43,567, Character said: - Everybody knows Rick Fox is the prettiest Laker of all time.

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At 00:04:46,933, Character said: Anyways, Fisher's coaching the game tonight,

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At 00:04:49,067, Character said: and I wanna go see the motherfucker crash and burn.

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At 00:04:55,667, Character said: - Duncan High is the place to be tonight

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At 00:04:58,433, Character said: for the debut of Head Coach Derek Fisher.

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At 00:05:02,833, Character said: - You're welcome. Love me. Love me.

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At 00:05:05,967, Character said: Who wants to s***x Fisher?

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At 00:05:12,500, Character said: - Fisher.

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At 00:05:13,500, Character said: - Bundy.

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At 00:05:17,500, Character said: - You know you ain't s***t, right?

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At 00:05:19,633, Character said: - I know. Who do I make this out to?

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At 00:05:21,567, Character said: - F***k you, Fish.

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At 00:05:23,533, Character said: What the f***k? God d***n, nigga, you strong.

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At 00:05:26,567, Character said: - You're welcome.

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At 00:05:28,200, Character said: - Bundy, just so you know,

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At 00:05:29,633, Character said: I personally have no problem with you being here.

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At 00:05:31,633, Character said: In fact, you can go sit on the bench

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At 00:05:33,333, Character said: with the rest of the s***t crew.

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At 00:05:35,700, Character said: - F***k you, Doc!

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At 00:05:38,667, Character said: - Work that black D, baby!

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At 00:05:41,933, Character said: - And the Blind Bats win the tip.

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At 00:05:44,267, Character said: I bet no one saw that coming.

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At 00:05:46,233, Character said: - Hey, Bundy, welcome to the s***t crew.

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At 00:05:50,200, Character said: - What you talking about, Jamal?

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At 00:05:51,433, Character said: I ain't one of y'all motherfuckers.

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At 00:05:53,633, Character said: So what y'all do when y'all just sitting here?

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At 00:05:55,067, Character said: Y'all play any games, like, uh,

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At 00:05:56,567, Character said: Chutes and Ladders or Battleship?

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At 00:05:57,967, Character said: 'Cause I will sink all you motherfuckers.

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At 00:06:00,067, Character said: - We scout the spectators for future boos.

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At 00:06:02,467, Character said: Ooh, and a number one prospect just entered the premises.

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At 00:06:08,733, Character said: - S***t, I'd crash, smash, and Kardash that a***s.

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At 00:06:12,067, Character said: - S***t, I'd eat it, beat it, and skeet it.

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At 00:06:13,867, Character said: - She's a brick house.

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