Legends Of Chamberlain Heights Just Say No To Cracky Ddp 2 0 S02E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:09,533, Character said: - It's that time of year, love birds.

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At 00:00:11,767, Character said: The annual Shirley Chisholm Dance is coming.

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At 00:00:13,433, Character said: Remember, boys are not permitted to say no

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At 00:00:16,367, Character said: if asked to the dance. Happy hunting, beezys.

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At 00:00:18,900, Character said: - This some ol' bullshit.

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At 00:00:20,367, Character said: When are men gonna get their way in this country?

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At 00:00:22,267, Character said: - This what women been fighting for--

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At 00:00:23,767, Character said: the right to choose.

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At 00:00:24,567, Character said: And since Randy's out of town,

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At 00:00:26,333, Character said: Cindy's g***t no choice but to ask me.

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At 00:00:27,533, Character said: That's why I wore my Michael Jordan cologne.

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At 00:00:30,333, Character said: Man, that s***t stink.

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At 00:00:31,700, Character said: That's why that nig's always crying on the internet.

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At 00:00:34,600, Character said: Ah! - Now that women can choose,

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At 00:00:36,600, Character said: it's gonna be like the NBA Draft,

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At 00:00:38,633, Character said: and you know I'ma be a thottery pick.

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At 00:00:43,467, Character said: - Jamal!

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At 00:00:45,633, Character said: - Oh, s***t. - And it looks like

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At 00:00:47,000, Character said: you're about to be drafted by the Memphis Grizzlies.

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At 00:00:49,167, Character said: - I'm taking yo thick a***s

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At 00:00:50,633, Character said: to the Shirley Chisholm Dance, motherfucker.

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At 00:00:53,467, Character said: - Who the f***k is Shirley Chisholm anyway?

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At 00:00:55,500, Character said: And why does this p***n star get her own dance?

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At 00:00:57,667, Character said: - She did the first interracial b***b.

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At 00:00:59,133, Character said: She was the Jackie Robinson of p***n.

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At 00:01:02,267, Character said: - Okay, first off, y'all are stupid.

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At 00:01:04,933, Character said: Shirley Chisholm was Secretary of the House Democratic Caucus,

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At 00:01:07,367, Character said: a member of both the House of Representatives

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At 00:01:10,500, Character said: and the New York State Assembly.

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At 00:01:12,067, Character said: She also ran for President.

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At 00:01:14,400, Character said: - Wow, she ran for President and sucked d***k for a living?

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At 00:01:16,333, Character said: Talk about a modern woman. - Anyway, Grover,

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At 00:01:20,067, Character said: I was gonna go with Randy, but he's wild and out

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At 00:01:21,533, Character said: at the Nick Cannon Comedy Conference in Delaware.

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At 00:01:24,667, Character said: And since I don't like any of the other guys in school,

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At 00:01:27,467, Character said: I was wondering if you weren't busy Saturday night,

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At 00:01:31,133, Character said: if you'd like to...

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At 00:01:34,067, Character said: - Go to the dance with me? - Huh?

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At 00:01:37,800, Character said: - Oh, hell nah.

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At 00:01:46,267, Character said: This must be what Biggie felt like,

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At 00:01:47,100, Character said: 'cause I'm ready to die.

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At 00:01:48,433, Character said: I can't go to the dance with no crackhead.

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At 00:01:50,967, Character said: - Look on the bright side. Crack creates legends,

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At 00:01:52,367, Character said: like DMX, Lawrence Taylor, and Marion Barry.

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At 00:01:56,433, Character said: - S***t, Cracky might win a Grammy,

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At 00:01:58,700, Character said: or she might become the next Mayor of D.C.

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At 00:02:00,267, Character said: - Well, unless she gonna turn into

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At 00:02:02,433, Character said: Whitney Houston by Saturday, I'm f***d.

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At 00:02:04,667, Character said: - I don't wanna go to the dance with you.

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At 00:02:06,167, Character said: - Your body, my choice.

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At 00:02:08,267, Character said: - I wish one of these chicks would come out

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At 00:02:09,867, Character said: and try to body me.

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At 00:02:11,733, Character said: To hell with a Shirley Chisholm Dance.

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At 00:02:13,367, Character said: - Uh, Milk... - Oh, hell no.

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At 00:02:17,367, Character said: - But-- - No, before you even ask...

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At 00:02:20,067, Character said: ain't no way I'm going to the dance

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At 00:02:21,400, Character said: with a dickless version of Jamal.

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At 00:02:23,100, Character said: Now take both of your chocolate boxes, and kick rocks.

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At 00:02:25,233, Character said: - This wigger!

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At 00:02:28,400, Character said: - I'm telling you,

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At 00:02:29,767, Character said: it's this whole Shirley Chisholm Dance thing.

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At 00:02:31,533, Character said: The fact that they get to choose empowers them.

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At 00:02:34,900, Character said: It's like bears coming out of hibernation,

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At 00:02:37,267, Character said: and we ain't nothing but some salmon, my nigs.

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At 00:02:43,467, Character said: - Aye, Griselda, what it smell like?

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At 00:02:45,067, Character said: - S***t, smell good.

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At 00:02:46,100, Character said: What them stank balls do?

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At 00:02:47,700, Character said: - Oh, word, I ain't know you was coming like that.

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At 00:02:51,067, Character said: You single? - Not no more.

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At 00:02:52,500, Character said: I'm choosing you to go to the dance with me.

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At 00:02:55,067, Character said: Now gimme that tongue, nigga.

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At 00:02:58,067, Character said: Walk me to class. - Okay, then.

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At 00:03:00,800, Character said: - I thought you said you wasn't gonna let no chick claim you.

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At 00:03:03,167, Character said: - You see that a***s, though, my nig?

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At 00:03:05,133, Character said: - Don't you slap my man.

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At 00:03:06,733, Character said: I love this bitch.

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At 00:03:08,633, Character said: - Man, if Milk snagged Griselda,

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At 00:03:11,067, Character said: I know I'm 'bout to be in there, pimp.

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At 00:03:13,767, Character said: Peep game.

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At 00:03:15,467, Character said: You wanna wet dicks and chill? Ah!

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At 00:03:18,100, Character said: Trying to Hulu and chili? Ah!

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At 00:03:20,200, Character said: You trying to disappoint your daddy?

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At 00:03:21,833, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:03:23,467, Character said: Aye, baby, how 'bout you and I, uh--

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At 00:03:26,733, Character said: You are f***g hilarious.

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At 00:03:33,400, Character said: - D***n, I would've f***d her too.

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At 00:03:37,800, Character said: - Jamal!

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At 00:03:40,933, Character said: - Aye, your girl's bellowing. Stop fighting it, Jamal.

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At 00:03:43,433, Character said: You know you going with big drawls.

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At 00:03:44,300, Character said: - Never that!

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At 00:03:47,867, Character said: Don't tell anyone I'm in here.

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At 00:03:51,633, Character said: - Just a reminder, guys,

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At 00:03:53,067, Character said: the Shirley Chisholm Dance is just three days away.

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At 00:03:55,800, Character said: There are still some available suitors left,

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At 00:03:57,800, Character said: like Jank Eye Jarvis and Jamal.

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At 00:04:00,167, Character said: - Uh, at least I'm going.

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At 00:04:02,400, Character said: - Keep the change. - What up, Cindy?

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At 00:04:04,733, Character said: You find anyone to go to the dance with?

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At 00:04:05,800, Character said: - Not yet. Still deciding.

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At 00:04:08,400, Character said: I have a lot of options.

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At 00:04:10,067, Character said: I g***t two terabytes of d***k pics to sift through.

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At 00:04:14,567, Character said: Oh, great, here's another one.

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At 00:04:16,100, Character said: No, wait, it's just a picture of an uncircumcised pepperoni.

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At 00:04:19,400, Character said: - Be right back. I need more light.

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At 00:04:21,433, Character said: - Too bad you going with Cracky.

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At 00:04:22,667, Character said: It would've been much easier going with you.

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At 00:04:24,600, Character said: We could've had fun.

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At 00:04:25,900, Character said: - So if, uh, Cracky doesn't go to the dance,

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At 00:04:28,800, Character said: does that mean you'll go with me?

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At 00:04:29,733, Character said: - We'll never know, will we?

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At 00:04:31,167, Character said: See you later, new booty.

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At 00:04:37,433, Character said: - Looks like I'm the only one

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At 00:04:38,600, Character said: that's gonna go to the dance and get some.

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At 00:04:40,500, Character said: But don't worry, Grove, I'll let you smell the nine.

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At 00:04:42,767, Character said: - I don't want Cracky's crack. I want Cindy's.

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At 00:04:44,467, Character said: I guess I gotta go over to her house

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At 00:04:46,567, Character said: and break a crackhead's heart.

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At 00:04:50,067, Character said: - What are you doing? Lipstick doesn't go there.

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At 00:04:52,267, Character said: - I'm just trying to fix myself up.

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At 00:04:54,067, Character said: - Girl, you look like the puppet from "Saw."

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At 00:04:55,200, Character said: - I was going for Lil' Kim.

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At 00:04:57,600, Character said: - The puppet from "Saw" is cuter.

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At 00:04:59,667, Character said: - I know he's only going to the dance with me

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At 00:05:00,800, Character said: 'cause he has to. I want him to like me.

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At 00:05:03,767, Character said: - Well, Cracky, that's what makeup, weaves, fake asses,

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At 00:05:06,667, Character said: and non-surgical facelifts are for.

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At 00:05:08,567, Character said: We use that to get the boys interested,

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At 00:05:09,833, Character said: but keeping them is all about what's on the inside.

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At 00:05:12,567, Character said: - On the inside? You mean like Methadone?

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At 00:05:15,567, Character said: - No, girl, I mean your good qualities.

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At 00:05:17,800, Character said: Once what's on the inside gets out,

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At 00:05:19,867, Character said: Grover can see you for who you really are.

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At 00:05:22,433, Character said: - I'm more than a girl with...