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00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:46,(Onyx exhales)

00:00:46,676 --> 00:00:48,- Greetings, oh masterful one.

00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,I ** but a lowly minion
sitting here before you

00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:53,crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your

00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:56,infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.

00:00:57,061 --> 00:00:58,I dunno.

00:00:58,521 --> 00:01:01,My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,

00:01:01,357 --> 00:01:06,my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,

00:01:07,196 --> 00:01:08,slayer of the bright realm.

00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:10,I dunno.

00:01:11,284 --> 00:01:12,I have been a devilish devotee
of yours

00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:14,for more years than I can count.

00:01:14,579 --> 00:01:16,I have purchased all of your
books.

00:01:16,998 --> 00:01:18,Huh. Interesting.

00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,Listened to all of your records.

00:01:21,669 --> 00:01:23,And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,

00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:25,"The Beelzebub Beef Up."

00:01:26,132 --> 00:01:28,But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student

00:01:28,384 --> 00:01:30,of your teachings, having
completed the online

00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,

00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:35,levels 101, 201, and 301.

00:01:35,683 --> 00:01:37,And I was approved for
401, but my mom said

00:01:38,144 --> 00:01:40,I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.

00:01:40,354 --> 00:01:42,And yes, that did include
bidding on rare

00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:44,Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was

00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:47,this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue

00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:51,pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.

00:01:51,741 --> 00:01:54,So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest

00:01:54,493 --> 00:01:56,for five of your most devoted
followers to take part

00:01:56,912 --> 00:01:59,in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,

00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.

00:02:03,002 --> 00:02:05,For I ** the most devoted
of darkened disciples,

00:02:05,838 --> 00:02:07,the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,

00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.

00:02:11,469 --> 00:02:13,I guess the only thing left
to say is,

00:02:14,138 --> 00:02:16,notice me, Senpai, notice me!
(door bangs)

00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:17,Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell

00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:18,are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making

00:02:18,851 --> 00:02:19,a video.
- Are those my dolls?

00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:20,- They're for the video
- Did you

00:02:21,187 --> 00:02:22,rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put

00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:23,them back, but you can't take
them now.

00:02:23,939 --> 00:02:26,You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!

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00:02:34,325 --> 00:02:37,(ethereal vocalizing)

00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:45,(computer keys clacking)

00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:57,(Onyx inhales and exhales)

00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:01,(computer trills)

00:03:06,148 --> 00:03:08,(door squeaks)

00:03:08,317 --> 00:03:11,(Todd laughing)

00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:14,(fork thudding)

00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:20,- [Todd] Oh my God. (laughing)

00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,- Did you put everything
back where you found it?

00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:29,- Yes, Mom.

00:03:29,547 --> 00:03:32,- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants?

00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:34,- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!

00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:38,- Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.

00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:40,- Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.

00:03:40,474 --> 00:03:41,You don't know me.

00:03:41,976 --> 00:03:43,Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank

00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:46,for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.

00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:49,- All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?

00:03:49,984 --> 00:03:51,Would you like us to save you
some dinner?

00:03:52,069 --> 00:03:54,- Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.

00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:55,I might be out pretty late,
actually.

00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,- (belches) Wow. Big plans
after work.

00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:01,Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.

00:04:02,037 --> 00:04:04,- Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs)
me and some of my friends

00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:06,might just go out and tear
around town, you know,

00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:09,flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down. (laughs)

00:04:09,962 --> 00:04:11,- Oh, fun.

00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:13,- (scoffs) Yeah. That'll be
the day.

00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:14,- What's that?

00:04:15,134 --> 00:04:16,- Hey, if you g***t so many
friends,

00:04:17,178 --> 00:04:19,how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?

00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:22,That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!

00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,- Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,

00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:26,Todd, you sell wholesale buckets

00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.

00:04:28,606 --> 00:04:31,- Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.

00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:33,Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.

00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:36,- I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.

00:04:36,489 --> 00:04:38,My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud

00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:40,of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.

00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:42,- Boys! Boys! (sighs)

00:04:43,162 --> 00:04:45,You two have been family
for over a year now,

00:04:45,331 --> 00:04:49,and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.

00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:51,Marcus, I could understand if
your father

00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,was still in the house, but
this is Todd,

00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:57,your stepfather, and my lover.

00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:58,- Ugh.

00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:01,- Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?

00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:06,Breathe in. (inhales)

00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:08,(Nancy exhales)
- F***k you, Todd.

00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:09,- Good. In.

00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:14,And out.

00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:16,- F***k you, Onyx the
Fart-uitous.

00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:21,- F***k you, Todd!
- F***k you, Marcus!

00:05:22,117 --> 00:05:23,- Boys!
(microwave dings)

00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,(bright music)

00:05:28,207 --> 00:05:30,(bell dings)
- Order up, number 46.

00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce

00:05:32,837 --> 00:05:34,on the side with a slap of
pickles.

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00:05:42,513 --> 00:05:43,Ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:46,Check the weight on that.

00:05:48,686 --> 00:05:50,You're one fry short.

00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:52,(bright music)

00:06:00,656 --> 00:06:03,(cash register dings)

00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:07,Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.

00:06:14,378 --> 00:06:17,(computer game beeping)

00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,Um, Masha?

00:06:22,386 --> 00:06:24,- What, Marcus? F***k!

00:06:24,513 --> 00:06:26,- I was just wondering if you
g***t my new name tag in yet.

00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:27,- Your what?

00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:30,- Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,

00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:32,one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?

00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.

00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,- That's not your name.

00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:40,- Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,

00:06:40,946 --> 00:06:43,because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,

00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:46,but this says Marquay Dickberry.

00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:47,And it's been like that since
day one.

00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:49,I've been here six years.

00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:51,- Look, if you want a
different name tag,

00:06:51,457 --> 00:06:53,check the junk box.

00:06:54,418 --> 00:06:58,(computer game beeping)

00:06:58,547 --> 00:07:00,- You lose.
- Oh, f***k!

00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,F***k, f***k, f***k me in my
dirty c***t!

00:07:03,385 --> 00:07:06,(drawer bangs)

00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:07,- Oh, God!

00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:09,- What's up, Pussyhound?

00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:13,- What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?

00:07:14,146 --> 00:07:18,(Tanner's bois barking)

00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:19,How can I make your day a
bit beefier?

00:07:20,277 --> 00:07:21,- (s***s teeth) Yeah, we're
gonna need
00:07:21,654 --> 00:07:24,Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,...