The.LEGO.Batman.Movie.2017.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG Subtitles

At 00:00:10,053, Character said: Black.

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At 00:00:12,305, Character said: All important movies start
with a black screen.

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At 00:00:17,936, Character said: And music.

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At 00:00:19,437, Character said: Edgy, scary music

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At 00:00:22,232, Character said: that would make
a parent or studio executive nervous.

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At 00:00:27,779, Character said: And logos.

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At 00:00:29,614, Character said: Really long and dramatic logos.

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At 00:00:33,451, Character said: Warner Bros.

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At 00:00:35,286, Character said: Why not "Warner Brothers"?
I don't know.

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At 00:00:42,085, Character said: DC.

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At 00:00:44,129, Character said: The house that Batman built.

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At 00:00:47,507, Character said: Yeah, what, Superman?

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At 00:00:49,968, Character said: Come at me, bro.

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At 00:00:52,137, Character said: I'm your Kryptonite.

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At 00:01:00,603, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:01:01,771, Character said: Not sure what RatPac does,
but that logo is macho.

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At 00:01:06,651, Character said: I dig it.

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At 00:01:08,820, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:10,113, Character said: Get yourself ready for some

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At 00:01:12,991, Character said: reading.

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At 00:01:14,951, Character said: "If you want to make the world
a better place"

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At 00:01:17,954, Character said: "take a look at yourself
and make a change."

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At 00:01:21,040, Character said: "Hooo."

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At 00:01:23,209, Character said: No. I said that.

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At 00:01:25,670, Character said: Batman is very wise.

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At 00:01:27,839, Character said: I also have huge pecs
and a nine-pack.

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At 00:01:32,469, Character said: Yeah, I've g***t an extra ab.

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At 00:01:34,512, Character said: Now, let's start the movie.

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At 00:01:45,857, Character said: Gotham Tower,
this is McGuffin Airlines, Flight 1138.

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At 00:01:50,320, Character said: We are transporting
11 million sticks of dynamite,

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At 00:01:53,072, Character said: 17,000 pounds of C-4,

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At 00:01:55,074, Character said: about 150 cute little
classic bomb-type bombs,

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At 00:01:58,036, Character said: and two best friends!

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At 00:01:59,537, Character said: And request permission to fly over
the most crime-ridden city in the world.

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At 00:02:03,374, Character said: Over.

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At 00:02:04,542, Character said: I'm just looking at all the guys' faces
here in the control tower.

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At 00:02:06,795, Character said: - I'm good.
- Sounds good to me.

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At 00:02:07,962, Character said: - Do it!
- Yeah, as long as they're best friends.

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At 00:02:09,255, Character said: - Thumbs up!
- Yep, I think we're cool with that.

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At 00:02:32,529, Character said: Gentlemen,

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At 00:02:33,696, Character said: seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

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At 00:02:39,994, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:02:41,162, Character said: - One of us should check it out.
- Okay.

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At 00:02:42,705, Character said: Scissors, paper, rock.

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At 00:02:44,165, Character said: - Paper.
- Scissors.

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At 00:02:45,375, Character said: Ha! You always do paper.

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At 00:02:46,584, Character said: I'm a loser at home
and a loser at work.

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At 00:02:51,506, Character said: Holy cow!

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At 00:02:57,178, Character said: Captain Dale, is everything okay?

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At 00:02:59,264, Character said: I ** afraid
Captain Dale had to bail.

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At 00:03:03,101, Character said: I'm your new co-pilot.

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At 00:03:05,186, Character said: And I always come to work

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At 00:03:07,438, Character said: with a smile!

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At 00:03:14,112, Character said: - You should be terrified.
- Why?

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At 00:03:16,197, Character said: Because I will be taking over the city.

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At 00:03:19,325, Character said: Mmm...

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At 00:03:20,577, Character said: - What?
- Batman will stop you.

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At 00:03:22,620, Character said: He always stops you.

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At 00:03:24,080, Character said: No, he doesn't.

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At 00:03:25,248, Character said: What about that time with the two boats?

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At 00:03:27,083, Character said: This is better than the two boats.

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At 00:03:29,002, Character said: - Mmm...
- Well, tonight is gonna be different!

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At 00:03:33,256, Character said: Tonight is my greatest plan yet.

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At 00:03:36,134, Character said: And trust me,
Batman's never gonna see it coming.

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At 00:03:38,970, Character said: Like that time with the parade
and the Prince music?

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At 00:03:41,472, Character said: Hey, quiet!

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At 00:03:42,640, Character said: - Good night, Steve.
- Take it easy, Jeff.

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At 00:03:45,518, Character said: Man, I really like that guy.

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At 00:03:47,270, Character said: I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.

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At 00:03:51,608, Character said: Nothing bad ever happens to me

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At 00:03:54,819, Character said: What the...

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At 00:03:55,987, Character said: Your city is under attack

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At 00:03:57,655, Character said: by Gotham's greatest criminal minds.

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At 00:04:00,241, Character said: Including

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At 00:04:01,784, Character said: The Riddler.

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At 00:04:04,495, Character said: Scarecrow.

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At 00:04:05,663, Character said: Pizza delivery.

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At 00:04:08,917, Character said: - Bane.
- Hello.

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At 00:04:10,835, Character said: Two-Face!

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At 00:04:12,003, Character said: We need that door open, baby!

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At 00:04:13,630, Character said: Catwoman.

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At 00:04:15,131, Character said: Meow, meow. You're in! Meow, meow.

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At 00:04:16,299, Character said: I'm jumping out of the way!

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At 00:04:19,427, Character said: And let's not forget, Clayface.

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At 00:04:24,682, Character said: Poison Ivy.

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At 00:04:27,018, Character said: - Freeze!
- No!

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At 00:04:28,645, Character said: You freeze!

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At 00:04:29,812, Character said: Mr. Freeze!

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At 00:04:31,189, Character said: Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser.

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At 00:04:34,067, Character said: Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula.

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At 00:04:36,527, Character said: King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth,

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At 00:04:38,571, Character said: March Harriet, Zodiac Master,
Gentleman Ghost.

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At 00:04:40,490, Character said: Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite-Man,
Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King.

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At 00:04:46,871, Character said: Okay, are you making some of those up?

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At 00:04:48,665, Character said: Nope, they're all real.

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At 00:04:50,291, Character said: Probably worth a Google.

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At 00:04:54,045, Character said: - Hey, watch it!
- Commissioner Gordon!

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At 00:04:55,964, Character said: What is it, O'Hara?

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At 00:04:57,131, Character said: We just g***t a report!

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At 00:04:58,299, Character said: All the Z-grade villains have
broken into the energy plant!

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At 00:05:00,885, Character said: What are we gonna do, sir?

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At 00:05:02,053, Character said: The only thing we ever do.
Flip the switch to the Bat-Signal!

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At 00:05:04,597, Character said: Flip!

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At 00:05:05,848, Character said: Commissioner, are you there?

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At 00:05:07,183, Character said: The Bat-Signal, she's been egged!

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At 00:05:09,060, Character said: It's Egghead, sir.

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At 00:05:11,062, Character said: I'm well aware of his work.

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At 00:05:12,730, Character said: Dear gosh.
You've destroyed the Bat-Signal.

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At 00:05:15,066, Character said: You have thought of everything.

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At 00:05:16,776, Character said: Yeah, I know!

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At 00:05:18,403, Character said: And when I take over Gotham City...

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At 00:05:19,988, Character said: Opening reactor core doors.

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At 00:05:22,490, Character said: ...Batman will grovel at the feet

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At 00:05:24,409, Character said: of his greatest enemy!

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At 00:05:27,495, Character said: Me! The Joker!

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At 00:05:31,666, Character said: Joker, do you read me?

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At 00:05:33,251, Character said: 10-4, girl buddy.

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At 00:05:34,585, Character said: We're ready for you, sugar plum.

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At 00:05:36,045, Character said: Well, then, let's raise the roof!

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At 00:05:39,257, Character said: Fire in the hole!

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At 00:05:48,683, Character said: O'Hara, have you tried the Bat-Phone?

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At 00:05:50,268, Character said: Yes, but all I'm getting
is this hold music.

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At 00:05:54,564, Character said: I love it.

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At 00:05:58,901, Character said: - I want snipers trained on that building!
- You bet!

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At 00:06:00,903, Character said: - I want water and air support, yesterday!
- Ahoy, sir!

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At 00:06:03,197, Character said: And I need SWAT here now!

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At 00:06:04,782, Character said: Phone call
for Commissioner Gordon.

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At 00:06:05,950, Character said: Hello? Batman?

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At 00:06:07,118, Character said: Hi, Jimmy! It's the Jokes. Oop!

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At 00:06:09,829, Character said: Nobody calls you that.

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At 00:06:11,414, Character said: Yes, people do call me that.

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At 00:06:13,374, Character said: Okay, listen up.

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At 00:06:14,542, Character said: Go, go, go!

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At 00:06:16,044, Character said: At this very moment,
an unnecessarily complicated bomb

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At 00:06:19,797, Character said: is being attached
to the inside of the main energy core.

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At 00:06:24,052, Character said: If the mayor isn't here in five minutes
to negotiate the city's surrender,

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At 00:06:27,889, Character said: then I shall destroy Gotham City.

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At 00:06:31,768, Character said: I did something!

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At 00:06:33,352, Character said: Doctor, that sounds frightening
and overly complicated.

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At 00:06:36,105, Character said: Talk us through it.

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At 00:06:37,398, Character said: Well, I don't wanna scare
any small children who may be listening,

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At 00:06:41,110, Character said: but it's a little-known fact
that Gotham City

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At 00:06:42,987, Character said: is built on a bunch of flimsy plates
stuck together.

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At 00:06:46,491, Character said: There's literally nothing beneath us,

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At 00:06:48,910, Character said: except an infinite abyss
that smells like dirty underwear.

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At 00:06:52,330, Character said: If Joker's bomb were to go off,

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At 00:06:54,415, Character said: these plates would break apart,

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At 00:06:56,501, Character said: plunging every Gotham citizen

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At 00:06:58,294, Character said: into the eternal abyss forever.

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At 00:07:01,005, Character said: And you wouldn't want that,
now would you?

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At 00:07:02,840, Character said: Now get me the mayor! Joker out!

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