The Lone Gunmen - 1x12 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,222, Character said: [Crowd Chattering Softly]

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At 00:00:08,362, Character said: - [Woman] Thank you.
- [Morris] You're very welcome. Cheers.

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At 00:00:12,500, Character said: So, what do you do
for a living?

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At 00:00:14,502, Character said: [Morris Chuckles]
I work for the government.

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At 00:00:17,271, Character said: I'm based out of Nevada, actually.
I'm just here in town on business.

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At 00:00:21,509, Character said: My job, uh, is kinda cloak-and-dagger,
you might say.

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At 00:00:25,146, Character said: - Involves national security.
- Really?

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At 00:00:28,549, Character said: Well, I can keep a secret.

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At 00:00:30,985, Character said: - Well, that's what I love to hear.
- [Chuckles]

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At 00:00:36,557, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:00:39,794, Character said: How shall I put this?
You ever see the movie Men in Black?

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At 00:00:43,998, Character said: - Mm-hmm.
- Well, guess who the Tommy LeeJones
character was based on?

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At 00:00:49,370, Character said: - Loosely.
- Wow.

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At 00:00:53,107, Character said: Yeah.
[Laughs]

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At 00:00:55,276, Character said: But it isn't all, you know...

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At 00:00:57,979, Character said: [Warbling Whistle]

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At 00:01:01,182, Character said: It can get lonely too.

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At 00:01:06,354, Character said: What say I pay up,
and we find a place that's not so loud?

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At 00:01:14,061, Character said: [Clatters]

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At 00:01:19,667, Character said: [Clears Throat]

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At 00:01:21,802, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:01:27,375, Character said: [Exhales]

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At 00:01:34,749, Character said: - [Loud Switch Bangs]
- [Electronic Humming]

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At 00:01:38,052, Character said: [Humming Continues]

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At 00:01:55,069, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:02:00,808, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:03,811, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:02:06,313, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:02:09,183, Character said: Can we talk about this?

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At 00:02:26,267, Character said: All right already.

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At 00:02:28,269, Character said: I'm M.I.B.
Majestic 12?

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At 00:02:31,806, Character said: We play for the same team.

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At 00:02:34,575, Character said: - [Instrument Whirring]
- Oh, not the nose thing. I hate the nose thing.

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At 00:02:38,579, Character said: Just t-tell me what you want.

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At 00:02:40,881, Character said: - [Whirring Stops]
- [High-Pitched Voice] You have information.

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At 00:02:43,651, Character said: [Snickers] Hell, yeah. Lots of it.
What do you wanna know?

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At 00:02:47,488, Character said: What is "Maharan"?

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At 00:02:49,957, Character said: Um...

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At 00:02:52,293, Character said: - [Whirring Resumes]
- Oh, okay, okay, okay!

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At 00:02:54,662, Character said: - [Whirring Stops]
- Okay. "Maharan." That's our code name...

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At 00:02:57,264, Character said: for technology we borrowed from you.

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At 00:02:59,266, Character said: And I wanna stress the word "borrowed,"
because we really do play for the same team.

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At 00:03:04,638, Character said: It's your photon aggregate technology.
Your weapons system.

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At 00:03:08,476, Character said: We took it off the Roswell ship.
[Chuckles]

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At 00:03:10,478, Character said: Took us 50 years,
but we finally figured out how it works.

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At 00:03:14,982, Character said: But... [Exhales] hey, you know,
I'm not the hardware guy.

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At 00:03:18,819, Character said: - Tell us everything.
- [Whirring]

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At 00:03:21,355, Character said: Aaah!

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At 00:03:23,357, Character said: [Screaming]

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At 00:03:25,359, Character said: [Jimmy]
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!

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At 00:03:30,698, Character said: We rock.
We are the champions.

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At 00:03:33,033, Character said: What a coup.
What a scoop!

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At 00:03:35,035, Character said: An honest-to-God Man in Black.
It's unheard of.

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At 00:03:37,438, Character said: [Langly]
That Morris Fletcher was totally fooled.

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At 00:03:39,640, Character said: It's amazing how much fun
you can have...

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At 00:03:41,642, Character said: with a couple c.c.'s of Pentathol
and a Halloween mask.

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At 00:03:44,011, Character said: - We never even had to use this.
- [Buzzes]

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At 00:03:46,714, Character said: - Uh-oh, guys!
- [Brakes Squeal]

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At 00:04:36,497, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:04:38,499, Character said: - [Grunts]
- [Grunts]

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At 00:04:51,445, Character said: [Car Engine Approaching]

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At 00:04:54,515, Character said: [Engine Stops]

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At 00:05:00,621, Character said: Hello again. Remember me?

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At 00:05:07,862, Character said: [Soldier]
What should we do with the prisoners?

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At 00:05:11,365, Character said: Hmm.
What do you suggest, guys?

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At 00:05:13,601, Character said: - Let us go?
- Yeah, yeah, I guess I could do that.

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At 00:05:18,939, Character said: [Snickers]
No. Shoot 'em all in the head.

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At 00:05:22,509, Character said: - [Langly] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Byers] Y-You can't do that.

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At 00:05:25,312, Character said: - [Soldier] Ready, aim...
- [Snapping Weapons]

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At 00:05:28,082, Character said: Oh, I... I almost forgot.

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At 00:05:30,784, Character said: How did you four monkeys
know where to find me?

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At 00:05:33,053, Character said: Why should we tell you
if you're just gonna kill us?

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At 00:05:36,457, Character said: Fine. Be that way.

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At 00:05:38,893, Character said: Ready, aim...

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At 00:05:41,762, Character said: Yeah. Okay. Okay.
We g***t an e-mail.

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At 00:05:43,931, Character said: It told us your name, who you were,
what hotel you were stayin'at.

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At 00:05:47,968, Character said: And who sent the e-mail?

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At 00:05:50,604, Character said: We can't be sure.
It was anonymous.

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At 00:05:52,606, Character said: We back-traced it, and we g***t a, um, domain
name off some military server... Romeo 61.

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At 00:06:04,251, Character said: [All Grunting]

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At 00:06:14,929, Character said: - [Vehicle Doors Slamming]
- [Tires Squeal]

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At 00:06:19,700, Character said: What the hell did we say?

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At 00:06:24,405, Character said: [Yawning]
Oh, man.

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At 00:06:27,574, Character said: You crack babies woke me up from one killer
dream, and I ain't talkin' about the dry kind.

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At 00:06:34,782, Character said: Jessica Alba?

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At 00:06:36,784, Character said: We'll make it up to you,
Kimmy, somehow.

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At 00:06:38,852, Character said: - Just find us Romeo 61.
- If you even can.

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At 00:06:42,323, Character said: Oh, ha-ha.
I tell you what, Langly.

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At 00:06:45,726, Character said: I was actually gonna
make this seem hard...

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At 00:06:47,962, Character said: so that you wouldn't break down crying
in front of your sorority sisters...

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At 00:06:51,365, Character said: but it looks like Grasshopper
is in need of...

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At 00:06:53,667, Character said: a little lesson in humility.
[Martial Arts Yell]

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At 00:06:58,205, Character said: Try and snatch that pebble.

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At 00:07:00,674, Character said: All right. What service branch is it under:
army, navy, Cub Scouts, what?

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At 00:07:04,778, Character said: Try the air force. Area 51.

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At 00:07:06,814, Character said: - [Keystrokes]
- Hey, Lurch, how's about you trot out
and get me a java grande?

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At 00:07:11,185, Character said: How's about I trot over
and smack you across the head?

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At 00:07:14,555, Character said: - Okay. Big guy has a temper.
- [Computer Beeping]

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At 00:07:18,025, Character said: Nada on the air force, Byers.
Anyway, I need a department.

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At 00:07:21,195, Character said: Otherwise, we're talkin'
needle in a five-sided haystack.

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At 00:07:24,164, Character said: The Pentagon's e-mail server.
Maybe if you can crack the server...

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At 00:07:27,735, Character said: you can trace the root name
back to the department it came from.

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At 00:07:30,104, Character said: - I have taught you much, Grasshopper.
- [Scoffs]

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At 00:07:32,706, Character said: - Soon it will be your time to wander the earth.
- [Computer Beeping]

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At 00:07:39,380, Character said: Romeo 61.
But, uh, there's no department.

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At 00:07:43,384, Character said: - Open the file.
- [Keystrokes]

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At 00:07:51,725, Character said: What is all this?

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At 00:07:53,761, Character said: "Atlanta, 7/27/96."

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At 00:07:58,699, Character said: That was the summer of the Olympics.

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At 00:08:02,836, Character said: "Atlanta, 7/27/96."

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At 00:08:07,241, Character said: The date of the Centennial
Olympic Park bombing.

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At 00:08:09,943, Character said: - [Keystrokes]
- "Alaska, 3/24/89."

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At 00:08:13,480, Character said: The wreck of the Exxon Valdez
in Prince William Sound.

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At 00:08:17,451, Character said: "Harrisburg, 3/28/79."

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At 00:08:21,588, Character said: Three Mile Island?

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At 00:08:23,824, Character said: All indicated as operations?

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At 00:08:26,093, Character said: All "successful"?
Guys...

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At 00:08:29,396, Character said: [Frohike]
This can't be what it looks like.

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At 00:08:31,665, Character said: Lockerbie, Scotland in '88.

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At 00:08:34,902, Character said: The marine barracks bombing
in Lebanon in '83.

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At 00:08:39,406, Character said: Romeo 61, whatever it is...

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At 00:08:41,408, Character said: Is it conceivable... one group of terrorists
is responsible for all these acts?

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At 00:08:46,280, Character said: But they all can't be terrorist acts.
I mean...

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At 00:08:48,582, Character said: Three Mile Island,
Exxon Valdez weren't.

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At 00:08:51,885, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:08:56,156, Character said: But, guys, what kind of terrorist
works out of the Pentagon?

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At 00:08:59,526, Character said: Government-sanctioned ones.

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At 00:09:01,528, Character said: Like Kimmy says, one that doesn't appear
in the chain of command....