Pernicious (2015) Movie Subtitles

00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,Here for the next month.

00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,It's weird looking.

00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,It's kind of weird.

00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:00,Rocking boat.

00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:01,God.

00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,You have suitcases?

00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:10,Thanks.

00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,Could it be any hotter?

00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,Ugh, it's gross.

00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,I just g***t bit already.

00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,So this is Thailand.

00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,It looks amazing.

00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,We're really out in the
sticks here, aren't we?

00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:36,This is gonna be an
unforgettable experience.

00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:41,Yeah, well, after a train ride
to a cab ride to a boat ride,

00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,that was quite an
experience in itself.

00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,Don't be such a sourpuss.

00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,Come on, this place is huge.

00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:50,Yeah, but the words freaky
and run down come to mind.

00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:53,You know what, I'm just
relieved it's not a hut, OK?

00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,Why would it be a hut?

00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:59,It's Southeast Asia,
teaching children.

00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,I expected a hut.

00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,This isn't much better.

00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:03,Come on, sis.

00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,We're in Thailand.

00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,We're saving the world.

00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,Enjoy it.

00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,All right, how about we just
go inside like normal people

00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,would do?

00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,OK, we're teaching small
children the alphabet.

00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,We're not curing cancer.

00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,Jeez.

00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,What were you doing?

00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:27,Nothing.

00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,Just admiring that cool
dollhouse looking thing.

00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,It's actually called
a spirit house,

00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,and it's sacred in Thai culture.

00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,How ** I supposed to know that?

00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,What's that supposed to mean?

00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,Ah, Alex, ignorance
truly is bliss.

00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,Wow, I'm so glad I'm
not related to you two.

00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:43,Wait.

00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,I don't get it.

00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,OK.

00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,Oh, come on.

00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,What are you doing?

00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,Stuck.

00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,Probably because
it's a piece of crap.

00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,Come on, let me see.

00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,Uh.

00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:06,Oh!

00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,What do you know?

00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,Not so ignorant after all, huh?

00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,I swear, I'm gonna smack her
at some point this summer.

00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,Well, wait until she's drunk
so it doesn't hurt as bad.

00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,Love you Al, I swear.

00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,OK.

00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,Ugh.

00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:34,Hey, don't judge a book
by its cover, right?

00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,It's not completely unfortunate.

00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,Wow, it's so old.

00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:41,How old do you think?

00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,Like, thousands of years?

00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,I don't know.

00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:44,See?

00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,I told you it's amazing.

00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,Just like the woman at
the housing office said.

00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,I call dibs on the biggest room!

00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:53,Noted.

00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:58,Well, it only is fair, since
I never doubted the place.

00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,Like I said, it's
not completely shitty.

00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,You said unfortunate.

00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,But I meant shitty.

00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,OK, girls, do you want to
see the rest of the rooms?

00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,I'm just going to remind
you guys that I called dibs.

00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,I don't remember
that conversation.

00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,Jules, do you remember anything
about a dibs being called?

00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:19,Ah, uh-uh.

00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,No.

00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,You know, I... I don't
remember anything about that.

00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,You guys are hilarious.

00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:27,Sorry.

00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,I don't know if we're
supposed to be up here.

00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:39,I'm sure it's fine.

00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,Ooh.

00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,Guys, look at this.

00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,Looks like traditional
Thai couch or something.

00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,Comfy.

00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:21,Whoa.

00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,It looks really old.

00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,Is that gold?

00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,No way.

00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,It's probably paint.

00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,Look, it's chipping right there.

00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,It's so cold.

00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,It's really pretty.

00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,Well, if it's an antique, you
shouldn't be touching it, Al.

00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,You're right.

00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,Really?

00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,Uh, OK, I'm a little bit
creeped out by this, so let's

00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:07,I don't want to be responsible
for breaking an ancient statue,

00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,OK?

00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,All right, girls,
what's the plan?

00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,Now, we can go get food, go
to town, get tequila shots.

00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,What?

00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,Sleep.

00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,OK.

00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,Sleep it is.

00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,Come on.

00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,Oh, hey, baby.

00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,Nice shirt.

00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:33,What are you up to?

00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,Just waking up.

00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,Checking in on my little lover.

00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,What time is it over there?

00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,Noon.

00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,Oh.

00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,I see you're putting your
summer tying off to good use.

00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,Well, you know, the whole
reason I'm becoming a professor

00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,is so I can have the summers
off, not have to wake

00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,up at the crack of dawn.

00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,I remember somebody
telling me Thailand

00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:01,is an amazing and magical land.

00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,So how are the sisters?

00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,Crazy and crazier?

00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:45,Hey guys.

00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,What's for breakfast?

00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,I'm starving.

00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,What?

00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,There's no food in this house.

00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,Yep.

00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,All we could find was this tea.

00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:58,Hmm.

00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,All right, then.

00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,Who wants to go to town?

00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,What the heck?

00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,It's probably just the wind.

00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,Sir?

00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,Sir?

00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,Are you OK?

00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,He looks comatose.

00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,Except he's standing.

00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,Uh, hold on.

00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,We don't speak Thai.

00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,Oh.

00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,Um.

00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,Well, sorry to bother you.

00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,Many apologies.

00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,Is he OK?

00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,Yeah.

00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,Yeah.

00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,He just likes to
wander off sometimes.

00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:19,Again, very sorry.

00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:20,Thank you.

00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,Well, that was creepy.

00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,But I'm hungry, so let's go.

00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,Wow, someone's good
at compartmentalizing....