The Lone Gunmen - 1x01 Subtitles

At 00:00:35,135, Character said: [ Chattering ]

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At 00:00:41,875, Character said: [ Woman ]
Um, ladies and gentlemen.

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At 00:00:44,411, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

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At 00:00:47,080, Character said: On behalf of our 1 4,000 employees...

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At 00:00:49,716, Character said: I ** pleased to say welcome
to E-Com-Con...

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At 00:00:52,852, Character said: the most technologically advanced,
yet socially conscious company...

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At 00:00:57,190, Character said: - on the Fortune 500.
- [ Man ] Yeah, right.

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At 00:01:01,494, Character said: I-In this state-of-the-art
research and development center...

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At 00:01:05,165, Character said: we're taking the next step
in computer processor evolution...

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At 00:01:08,802, Character said: and we're creating a new age
of innovation and customer service.

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At 00:01:13,173, Character said: How 'bout a new age of invading
your customers'privacy?

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At 00:01:17,010, Character said: [ Nervous Chuckling ] Uh, sir,
are you sure you're on the right tour?

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At 00:01:19,913, Character said: Yeah, why don't you tell us about
that Octium IV chip you're developing?

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At 00:01:24,417, Character said: Well, the, um, Octium IV...

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At 00:01:27,687, Character said: is our latest high-speed processor.

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At 00:01:30,256, Character said: It's capable of 6.8 gigaflops.

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At 00:01:33,726, Character said: That's nearly seven billion
calculations per second.

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At 00:01:37,097, Character said: I mean, tell us the truth.

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At 00:01:39,566, Character said: How the Octium is secretly designed
to keep tabs on the users.

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At 00:01:55,281, Character said: - [ Beeps ]
- Patriot 1 to Patriot 2, we're in position.

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At 00:01:57,951, Character said: It's g***t a tiny little modem
embedded in each processor, see?

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At 00:02:02,755, Character said: So that it can upload your files
onto the Internet...

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At 00:02:04,891, Character said: and your credit history and your tax bracket
and your Social Security number.

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At 00:02:09,129, Character said: All neatly packaged
for these robber barons.

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At 00:02:12,065, Character said: - Sir, I don't know if this is the proper forum--
- And another thing!

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At 00:02:14,868, Character said: [ Frohike On Earpiece ]
Patriot 2.

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At 00:02:18,471, Character said: Patriot 2, we're in position.
Shut up already.

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At 00:02:24,511, Character said: Uh... is there peanuts in this?

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At 00:02:29,415, Character said: [ Gasping, Chattering ]

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At 00:02:50,837, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:02:52,505, Character said: Who's your daddy?

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At 00:02:58,444, Character said: We g***t a man having a severe
allergic reaction here. Over.

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At 00:03:18,965, Character said: - (music) [ Man Singing Rock ]
- Come on, Byers.

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At 00:03:33,046, Character said: - Um... Frohike?
- (music) [ Continues ]

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At 00:03:35,815, Character said: - Hang on tight.
- What?

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At 00:03:38,818, Character said: Whoa! Byers!

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At 00:03:43,356, Character said: I don't have winch control.
Our software's been hijacked.

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At 00:03:48,595, Character said: [ Groaning ]

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At 00:03:53,800, Character said: Take it easy. Help's on the way.

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At 00:04:00,540, Character said: What the hell is this?

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At 00:04:07,013, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:04:18,324, Character said: [ Alarm Blaring ]

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At 00:04:25,865, Character said: - [ Grunts ]
- (music) [ Continues ]

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At 00:04:35,441, Character said: You!

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At 00:04:37,076, Character said: Byers. Byers!

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At 00:04:40,380, Character said: Hey.
[ Grunts ]

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At 00:04:50,890, Character said: [ Langly ] You're making a big mistake.
That was a hearing aid.

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At 00:04:53,926, Character said: Huh? What'd you say?

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At 00:05:02,902, Character said: Where's the chip?

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At 00:05:08,574, Character said: Full body cavity search.

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At 00:05:16,649, Character said: [ Frohike ]
Honest to God, we don't have it.

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At 00:05:28,227, Character said: (music) [ Ends ]

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At 00:05:52,785, Character said: What we won't do
for the Constitution.

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At 00:05:55,088, Character said: Yeah, like having a roll of tape
shoved up our kazoos.

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At 00:05:58,925, Character said: At least it feels like that.
[ Clears Throat ]

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At 00:06:01,994, Character said: We're not gonna let
this injustice stand.

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At 00:06:04,630, Character said: We've gotta stop these corporate goons
from doing to the American people...

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At 00:06:08,134, Character said: wh-- what they did to us last night.

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At 00:06:11,537, Character said: - Yeah, right.
- What's the matter, Byers?

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At 00:06:14,674, Character said: We don't have the proof. Without proof,
we're nothing more than conspiracy mongers.

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At 00:06:18,578, Character said: Without proof,
all we can do is cry wolf.

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At 00:06:21,214, Character said: Don't take it personally, man.
They strip-searched all of us.

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At 00:06:23,750, Character said: Eleven years we've been putting out
this paper. Think about it.

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At 00:06:26,419, Character said: Have we made a difference? Is America
a better place to live because of our efforts?

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At 00:06:29,355, Character said: This story would have garnered
national attention.

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At 00:06:31,924, Character said: It would have forced E-Com-Con to halt
the production of the Octium chip.

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At 00:06:35,528, Character said: It would have protected the civil liberties
of millions of Americans.

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At 00:06:38,331, Character said: But without proof?

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At 00:06:40,266, Character said: We could still speculate.
We'll call it editorial commentary.

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At 00:06:43,836, Character said: For whom?

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At 00:06:45,838, Character said: Last week's issue
had a circulation of 2,82 4.

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At 00:06:49,609, Character said: We're preaching to the converted.

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At 00:06:51,611, Character said: Readership doesn't matter, man.
It's the impact on the black ops that counts.

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At 00:06:55,148, Character said: They read it too.
The guys at the N.S.A. and the C.I.A.?

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At 00:06:57,717, Character said: They tremble every time
we put out one of these babies.

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At 00:07:00,052, Character said: Do you think the people
at E-Com-Con are trembling?

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At 00:07:02,688, Character said: - They will if we get that chip back.
- Like that's gonna happen.

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At 00:07:06,559, Character said: E-Com-Con's already g***t theJustice Department
searching for the dude that snaked it from us.

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At 00:07:09,962, Character said: Only they're looking for a ''he.''

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At 00:07:12,098, Character said: Are you sure that man with the beard
was Yves Adele Harlow?

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At 00:07:14,434, Character said: Trust me. No guy kisses like that.

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At 00:07:17,303, Character said: - I mean, uh--
- [ Buzzing ]

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At 00:07:19,305, Character said: I hear Harlow's a black hat,
a real heavy lifter.

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At 00:07:22,008, Character said: Industrial espionage, strictly for profit.

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At 00:07:24,243, Character said: Then she's probably already sold
the chip to the highest bidder--

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At 00:07:26,979, Character said: the Malaysians or theJapanese.

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At 00:07:28,981, Character said: - [ Buzzing ]
- That s***s! We stole it!
What the hell are you doing?

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At 00:07:34,454, Character said: Our operation was piggy-backed.

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At 00:07:36,656, Character said: There's only one way Harlow
could know our plans.

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At 00:07:39,425, Character said: You believe she breached our security.

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At 00:07:42,361, Character said: [ Instrument Squawks ]

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At 00:07:54,507, Character said: Testing: one, two, three. You bitch!

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At 00:07:57,210, Character said: That's twice today I've been violated!
That's it, man!

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At 00:07:59,846, Character said: - Total war! Salt the earth!
- [ Phone Rings ]

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At 00:08:01,013, Character said: - Total war! Salt the earth!
- [ Phone Rings ]

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At 00:08:08,187, Character said: Lone Gunman Newspaper Group.
Byers speaking.

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At 00:08:14,327, Character said: Yes, I'm his son.

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At 00:08:20,600, Character said: [ Man ]
Bertram R. Byers.

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At 00:08:23,703, Character said: The ''R'' stood for Roosevelt...

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At 00:08:26,739, Character said: which is a name fit for a true believer,
if ever I heard one.

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At 00:08:30,443, Character said: A true believer.

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At 00:08:32,512, Character said: That was Bert in the 30-odd years...

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At 00:08:35,515, Character said: that I was lucky enough
to call him a friend.

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At 00:08:39,585, Character said: He never lost his faith in government...

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At 00:08:42,788, Character said: and its abiding power to do good,
its muscular Christianity--

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At 00:08:46,659, Character said: There's enough brass here
to make a spittoon.

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At 00:08:49,228, Character said: As a civilian employee
in the air force...

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At 00:08:51,797, Character said: Bertjokingly described himself
as a plodding bureaucrat.

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At 00:08:57,904, Character said: But he never lost his love for aerospace,
his chosen profession...

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At 00:09:02,074, Character said: his true love...

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At 00:09:04,076, Character said: which is why today,
in accordance with his wishes...

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At 00:09:09,115, Character said: we commend his ashes to that
bold frontier that he loved so well.

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At 00:09:13,719, Character said: Godspeed, Bert.

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At 00:09:21,827, Character said: Would you do the honors?

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At 00:09:25,932, Character said: [ Sighs ]

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At 00:09:28,100, Character said: Five, four...

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At 00:09:32,271, Character said: three, two...

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At 00:09:35,775, Character said: one.

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At 00:09:37,777, Character said: Ignition.

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At 00:09:48,821, Character said: So you never met him?

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At 00:09:50,890, Character said: Byers and his old man
hadn't spoken since 1 989.

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At 00:09:53,960, Character said: The year we started publishing?

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At 00:09:55,962, Character said: The year Byers...