The Lone Gunmen - 1x02 Subtitles

At 00:00:35,226, Character said: [Speaking Japanese]

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At 00:00:45,836, Character said: [Japanese]

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At 00:02:04,982, Character said: [Grunting]

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At 00:02:22,299, Character said: [Screams, Grunts]

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At 00:02:31,475, Character said: [Yelling]

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At 00:02:45,990, Character said: [Neck Cracks]

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At 00:02:57,101, Character said: [Yelling]

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At 00:03:01,338, Character said: [Screaming]

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At 00:03:17,187, Character said: [Japanese]

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At 00:03:19,189, Character said: [Japanese]

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At 00:03:55,326, Character said: [Voice On Speaker, Japanese]

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At 00:03:57,528, Character said: Bingo.
All three checked out.

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At 00:03:59,563, Character said: Mission accomplished, Frohike.

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At 00:04:02,933, Character said: [Japanese]

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At 00:04:07,905, Character said: [Shouts In Japanese]

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At 00:04:13,744, Character said: [Voice On Speaker, Japanese]

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At 00:04:16,847, Character said: [Whispering]
Answer him. Answer him.

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At 00:04:22,586, Character said: [Japanese]

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At 00:04:26,123, Character said: [Screams]

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At 00:04:28,626, Character said: [Radio Static]

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At 00:04:45,643, Character said: [Clattering]

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At 00:04:50,047, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:05:13,671, Character said: Sayonara, baby.

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At 00:05:15,839, Character said: - Run for it!
- [Grunts]

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At 00:05:20,144, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:05:23,914, Character said: [Both Screaming]

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At 00:06:41,191, Character said: [Sniffs]

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At 00:07:01,378, Character said: [Golf Club Swinging]

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At 00:07:51,395, Character said: Fore.

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At 00:08:18,155, Character said: [Doorbell Buzzing]

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At 00:08:20,824, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:08:28,665, Character said: Well, that was fast.

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At 00:08:32,836, Character said: Hey, where are the papers?

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At 00:08:35,339, Character said: Sitting on some
loading dock somewhere.

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At 00:08:38,175, Character said: The printers would not
give them to us on credit.

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At 00:08:40,744, Character said: Whoa. Uh-uh. Byers, we gotta get that
Japanese whaling story out to the public.

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At 00:08:45,148, Character said: What do you want me to say? We spent
our last $1,200 getting the story.

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At 00:08:48,652, Character said: - We didn't save any money for publishing it.
- I figured that would happen.

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At 00:08:52,456, Character said: Oh, I ** not in the mood
for "I told you so's," Langly.

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At 00:08:55,058, Character said: Far from it. If you guys are interested, I've
figured out the answer to our money problems.

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At 00:08:58,762, Character said: - Oh, yeah? What's that?
- We need to sell more papers.

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At 00:09:01,198, Character said: - Easier said than done.
- Not when you've g***t
"Lone Gunwoman of the Week."

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At 00:09:05,702, Character said: Oh, good Lord, Langly.
We can't use that.

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At 00:09:10,040, Character said: - She's... She's...
- She's amazing.

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At 00:09:15,646, Character said: And doesn't belong on the cover
of any legitimate publication.

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At 00:09:18,882, Character said: We're supposed to be fighting for truth,
justice and the American way here.

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At 00:09:21,718, Character said: Well, what the hell is this?
This isn't fighting?

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At 00:09:25,255, Character said: I put my butt on the line
week in and week out...

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At 00:09:27,424, Character said: while you and Byers
hide behind the scenes.

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At 00:09:30,661, Character said: Yeah, your butt, my brains.
I should be a dot-com gazillionaire...

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At 00:09:33,664, Character said: instead of gracing you two
with my hacking brilliance.

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At 00:09:35,899, Character said: - Bickering won't solve anything.
- Byers, don't get holier than thou.

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At 00:09:38,735, Character said: Yeah, Mr. Big Picture,
Mr. Mission.

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At 00:09:41,505, Character said: It's easy to talk about
the stories we need to write.

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At 00:09:44,408, Character said: Fighting whaling or illegal government
surveillance or who killed J.F.K.

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At 00:09:48,412, Character said: But you have to ask yourself,
how far will you go to print them?

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At 00:09:53,250, Character said: - Not that far.
- [Doorbell Buzzes]

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At 00:09:56,520, Character said: Ahh.

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At 00:10:04,027, Character said: Sorry, buddy.

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At 00:10:08,632, Character said: Uh, guys.

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At 00:10:22,879, Character said: Well, aren't you
going to invite me in?

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At 00:10:25,882, Character said: Depends.
Are you here to kill us?

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At 00:10:28,552, Character said: Melvin, would you really
be caught dead in that robe?

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At 00:10:32,556, Character said: I must admit the thought
of revenge did cross my mind.

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At 00:10:37,127, Character said: You cost me a tidy profit
when you stole my Octium IV chip.

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At 00:10:40,931, Character said: Our Octium IV chip.

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At 00:10:42,933, Character said: We've returned it to its rightful owner
now that we've published our exposé of it.

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At 00:10:46,603, Character said: How wonderful of you. Ah!

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At 00:10:49,506, Character said: Conspiracy theories and masturbation.
I suspected there was a connection.

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At 00:10:54,411, Character said: What do you want, Yves?

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At 00:10:56,413, Character said: Right. Down to business then.

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At 00:11:01,151, Character said: This morning, a body was found
in a Long Island Dumpster.

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At 00:11:04,054, Character said: Ayoung man called Alex Goldsmith.
Better known as Double Bogey.

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At 00:11:07,691, Character said: - D.B., the golf nut.
- Hacker extraordinaire.

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At 00:11:10,761, Character said: - You knew him?
- [Byers] By reputation.

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At 00:11:13,096, Character said: After the '97
Masters Tournament...

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At 00:11:15,098, Character said: he hijacked theJumboTron
screen in Times Square.

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At 00:11:17,567, Character said: Made it flash "Tiger is God"
for 26 minutes.

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At 00:11:20,670, Character said: Classic hack.
Who smoked him?

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At 00:11:23,507, Character said: The police seem to think
it was a drug deal gone bad.

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At 00:11:26,910, Character said: But that doesn't take into account
the three match-grade frangible slugs...

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At 00:11:30,180, Character said: dug from his chest... ammunition used
by intelligence services around the globe.

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At 00:11:34,184, Character said: But certainly not gangbangers.

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At 00:11:36,686, Character said: So, who wanted one of
the world's best hackers dead?

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At 00:11:40,891, Character said: And why are you telling us?

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At 00:11:42,893, Character said: There's a story to be uncovered
here, wouldn't you say?

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At 00:11:46,029, Character said: Unless, of course,
you're no longer journalists...

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At 00:11:48,632, Character said: but budding pornographers.

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At 00:11:49,633, Character said: but budding pornographers.

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At 00:12:19,629, Character said: [Tires Screeching]

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At 00:12:22,499, Character said: [Engine Sputters, Stalls]

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At 00:12:28,038, Character said: [Engine Cranking]

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At 00:12:46,890, Character said: This is the place, right?

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At 00:12:49,559, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:12:51,561, Character said: [Groans] Now turn off the d***n engine
and stop wasting my gas.

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At 00:12:54,731, Character said: Oh, here we go
with the gas again.

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At 00:12:56,733, Character said: It's a known carcinogen.
G***t like a pint of it in my stomach.

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At 00:12:59,603, Character said: You drew the short straw. How was I supposed
to know that you don't know how to siphon?

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At 00:13:04,040, Character said: And you, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes!

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At 00:13:06,076, Character said: Mr. "S***k one gallon out of 10 cars
instead of 10 gallons out of one car."

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At 00:13:10,247, Character said: Ethically it seemed
somewhat more defensible.

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At 00:13:12,983, Character said: - Oh, you'll be sorry when I'm dead.
- Oh, yeah? Prove it.

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At 00:13:17,120, Character said: Come on. Get up. Out!

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At 00:13:22,058, Character said: Alex wasn't into drugs.
That much I know for certain.

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At 00:13:28,632, Character said: He had so much going for him
with the computers.

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At 00:13:33,770, Character said: He was brilliant.

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At 00:13:36,506, Character said: He had such a good heart.

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At 00:13:39,075, Character said: [Gagging]

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At 00:13:41,678, Character said: You put that in your article.

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At 00:13:44,748, Character said: That he didn't sell drugs.

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At 00:13:48,885, Character said: I guess you can see that
I couldn't give him much growing up.

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At 00:13:54,891, Character said: But I did teach him right from wrong.

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At 00:13:59,329, Character said: How did Alex spend his time?

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At 00:14:01,898, Character said: Did he have a specific
project he was working on?

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At 00:14:07,070, Character said: [Crying] I didn't see much of him
these last few weeks.

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At 00:14:11,174, Character said: [Gagging]

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At 00:14:16,279, Character said: Um, may we see
Alex's computer?

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At 00:14:27,157, Character said: [Computer Beeps]

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At 00:14:33,330, Character said: That was his very favorite
thing in all the world.

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At 00:14:37,000, Character said: Alex said that if
the house ever caught fire...

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At 00:14:41,204, Character said: it was the only thing
worth saving.

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At 00:14:44,341, Character said: He even g***t it autographed
by all the players in last year's U.S. Open.

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At 00:14:48,712, Character said: - Even Tiger Woods. See?
- Wow.

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At 00:14:52,215, Character said: [Crying] I'm sure you gentlemen
could do with a snack.

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At 00:14:55,652, Character said: I'll be right back.

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At 00:15:01,858, Character said: [Gagging, Retching]

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At 00:15:04,661, Character said: [Retching Continues]

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At 00:15:08,565, Character said: [Scoffs]
Langly!

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At 00:15:10,567, Character said: [Sighs]
That's okay.

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At 00:15:13,336, Character said: I'm better. Thanks.

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At 00:15:15,338, Character said: Fix it! Quick!

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