Birds Of A Feather Cuckoo S03E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: I do when you abide.

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At 00:00:41,869, Character said: You're up late.

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At 00:00:43,170, Character said: Out on the rattle last night, was you?

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At 00:00:45,270, Character said: There's only ten pound left in the
housekeeping drawer.

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At 00:00:48,350, Character said: Yeah, I know. I've done the shopping.

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At 00:00:49,750, Character said: How much did you spend?

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At 00:00:51,430, Character said: Seventy quid.

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At 00:00:52,510, Character said: Seventy quid?

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At 00:00:53,550, Character said: Where do you go shopping? How red's food
all?

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At 00:00:56,130, Character said: Seventy quid? What have we g***t? Boiling
the bag caviar and venison burgers, eh?

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At 00:01:01,010, Character said: Monk salmon fish fingers this week, is
it?

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At 00:01:03,930, Character said: That's what it costs, Trace. No, it
don't. Don't be daft. There's only two

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At 00:01:07,310, Character said: us. Blimey, there's old families living
on less than that for a week all in.

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At 00:01:12,559, Character said: silly. I just g***t a lot of stuff, that's
all.

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At 00:01:15,360, Character said: G***t a lot of eggs. A lot of veg.

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At 00:01:17,400, Character said: What eggs did you get? Golden eagles.

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At 00:01:20,200, Character said: I g***t a lot of stuff so it'll last.

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At 00:01:22,560, Character said: Because I don't like going to the
supermarket.

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At 00:01:25,280, Character said: Last time I was there I was stuck in a
queue that made the dole office look

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At 00:01:28,620, Character said: the Marie Celeste.

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At 00:01:31,300, Character said: And then the checkout girl puts her
hands up for tin of chestnut puree with

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At 00:01:35,340, Character said: price on and starts ringing bells like
it's New Year's Eve.

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At 00:01:38,760, Character said: I hate that. I hate it.

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At 00:01:42,380, Character said: Life is on hold until Dilip Patel finds
out the price of 500 grams.

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At 00:01:47,060, Character said: And he's just vanished up the
Californian corn chip hole, never to be

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At 00:01:50,740, Character said: again.

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At 00:01:52,060, Character said: Probably thought to himself, stuff this
for a game of shopkeepers and legs it

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At 00:01:55,620, Character said: back to Bangladesh.

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At 00:01:56,640, Character said: And I don't blame him.

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At 00:01:58,680, Character said: Dilip Patel don't come from Bangladesh.
He's from Goa.

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At 00:02:02,520, Character said: What? Well, actually, he's from Gidia
Park, but his family come from Goa.

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At 00:02:07,440, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:02:08,830, Character said: Because I was stuck in that queue once
when they couldn't get the teal roll

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At 00:02:11,610, Character said: in the machine.

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At 00:02:12,370, Character said: Told me all about himself.

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At 00:02:13,910, Character said: He's g***t two kids, drives a Nissan Sunny
with a graphic equaliser.

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At 00:02:18,090, Character said: Is he married then?

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At 00:02:20,150, Character said: Well, of course he's married. What do
you think, he had two kids all on his

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At 00:02:25,370, Character said: He could be divorced.

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At 00:02:28,150, Character said: What's his wife's name?

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At 00:02:29,570, Character said: How should I know?

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At 00:02:30,830, Character said: Look, we are not doing Dilip Patel
supermarket assistant, this is your

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At 00:02:34,670, Character said: we?

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At 00:02:35,640, Character said: What we're doing is, let's have a go at
Sharon for spending too much money.

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At 00:02:39,540, Character said: I know what we're doing, Trace, and
you're well out of order.

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At 00:02:43,140, Character said: Look, all this stuff costs money. It
ain't my fault.

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At 00:02:47,640, Character said: Oh, no, Cheryl, I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:49,720, Character said: It's just we're not going for our money
quick.

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At 00:02:52,660, Character said: Are we?

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At 00:02:53,660, Character said: Yes. We g***t the bill for the car
insurance yesterday, the central eating

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At 00:02:57,800, Character said: had to have it serviced last week, and
the house insurance is due.

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At 00:03:00,940, Character said: Honestly, I don't know how Daryl used to
manage it.

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At 00:03:03,560, Character said: Of course you do, Trace.

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At 00:03:05,200, Character said: It's to knock over banks.

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At 00:03:08,760, Character said: It helps to treat with your
housekeeping, that does.

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At 00:03:11,220, Character said: Because it don't help us.

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At 00:03:13,140, Character said: I'm scared, Cheryl. I was all last night
trying to work out how long our money's

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At 00:03:16,460, Character said: going to last us. You know, at the rate
that we're going through it.

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At 00:03:19,180, Character said: What's the answer?

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At 00:03:20,000, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:03:21,080, Character said: I've been so worried about money, I
hadn't bought a battery for me

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At 00:03:24,960, Character said: I was going mental trying to work it out
of a pencil in me fingers.

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At 00:03:28,620, Character said: Well, I'm no good at adding up since
everyone g***t calculators.

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At 00:03:31,720, Character said: You were so good before.

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At 00:03:33,100, Character said: I know.

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At 00:03:34,720, Character said: Anyway, I've g***t me building site book
out, you know, to try and work it out.

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At 00:03:38,600, Character said: And? Well, when I go to the building
site and they put it in the machine and

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At 00:03:43,080, Character said: prints it all out, what's left at the
bottom.

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At 00:03:45,360, Character said: Yes. And then they take it out and they
close it to push it under the glass.

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At 00:03:50,280, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:51,420, Character said: Well, I never look at it.

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At 00:03:53,760, Character said: Because I'm frightened. You know what
I'm like, Shell.

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At 00:03:56,460, Character said: Well, anyway, last night I made myself
look at it.

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At 00:03:59,720, Character said: I mean, I came down here first to have a
few vodkas, you know, to get me bottle

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At 00:04:02,840, Character said: up. Well, that's why I'm a bit off
today, because I'm a bit hungover.

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At 00:04:06,860, Character said: And now there's no vodka left and we
can't afford to replace it.

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At 00:04:11,340, Character said: Actually, I think I'll just get myself
an aspirin. Tracy!

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At 00:04:14,040, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:15,360, Character said: Tell me, I'm hanging on here.

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At 00:04:17,040, Character said: Get to the point, how much have we g***t?

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At 00:04:20,500, Character said: Oh, give us a ear.

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At 00:04:26,160, Character said: Bloody hell.

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At 00:04:30,900, Character said: Well, there's still a fair bit in here.

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At 00:04:32,700, Character said: But nowhere near how much they should
be.

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At 00:04:34,960, Character said: It ain't going to last long at this
rate. I think we're just going to have

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At 00:04:37,680, Character said: work for a living.

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At 00:04:38,640, Character said: Yeah, steady on, girl. No need to get
carried away.

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At 00:04:42,160, Character said: I won't think of something.

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At 00:04:44,600, Character said: Let's look at what we've g***t going out.

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At 00:04:46,140, Character said: Well, there's one thing going out that
we don't need.

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At 00:04:48,540, Character said: What's that? The rent on your place at
Edmonton.

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At 00:04:51,040, Character said: Well, we don't have it, Trace. It's my
flat.

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At 00:04:53,160, Character said: Yeah, but you live here.

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At 00:04:54,660, Character said: I still need my own place, Trace. Not if
you live here, dear.

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At 00:04:59,050, Character said: Well, you never go there. You don't like
nothing about it. But still, you shell

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At 00:05:02,030, Character said: out for it every week. You're starved. I
don't shell out for it. I mean, when's

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At 00:05:05,750, Character said: that Sam was paying rent? He made some
sort of cent.

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At 00:05:08,430, Character said: Then now he's in Pentonville, you ain't
getting nothing and you're still paying

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At 00:05:11,570, Character said: rent.

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At 00:05:12,830, Character said: I ain't paying rent. The DSS are.

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At 00:05:18,050, Character said: That's what I'm trying to tell you,
Tracey. Don't cost me nothing.

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At 00:05:21,450, Character said: Well, is that legal?

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At 00:05:23,790, Character said: Well, you can overdo all this legal
business, can't you?

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At 00:05:28,560, Character said: Look, I ain't hurting anyone, ** I?
They'd have to pay the rent anyway.

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At 00:05:33,560, Character said: I like being here. You like having me
here.

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At 00:05:37,200, Character said: And I'm not taking a job away from some
poor person with hundreds of kids and a

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At 00:05:41,080, Character said: terrible mortgage that needs it
desperately.

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At 00:05:44,300, Character said: Everyone's happy, isn't they?

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At 00:05:46,080, Character said: You're all art, aren't you, Shell?

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At 00:05:48,080, Character said: Yeah, I **, yeah.

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At 00:05:49,340, Character said: And there was me thinking you was just a
lazy, selfish cow that was trying to

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At 00:05:52,640, Character said: make some extra money.

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At 00:05:54,560, Character said: It just shows you how wrong you can be,
doesn't it, Tracey? Yeah.

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At 00:05:58,040, Character said: I wonder if the DSS would really
appreciate just how public -spirited you

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At 00:06:02,440, Character said: Don't say that, Trace. I've g***t to go
there tomorrow.

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At 00:06:07,320, Character said: Thank you very much. Goodbye.

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At 00:06:11,960, Character said: Mrs Sharon Theodopoulopoulos.

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At 00:06:17,400, Character said: Cubicle three, please.

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At 00:06:22,160, Character said: Hello. Hello.

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At 00:06:23,620, Character said: Have you done any work since you last
signed?

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At 00:06:25,760, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:06:27,549, Character said: You are available and looking for work?

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At 00:06:29,790, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:06:31,170, Character said: You just haven't been successful in
finding any.

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At 00:06:34,870, Character said: Well, it's the recession, isn't it?

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At 00:06:37,450, Character said: And then again, once people find out my
husband's in prison, they turn against

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At 00:06:41,050, Character said: me.

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