Boon s04e03 Vallances Liberty.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,Oh

00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,Hello, Mr. Brocklers.

00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,Ken, look, listen, there's a real favour
you could do us, mate.

00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:11,A couple of cases of strudels. How did
you get this number?

00:02:11,161 --> 00:02:14,Well, never mind that now. Look, they're
like apple turnovers.

00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:16,And they should go in your panniers.

00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,No, Harry, I'm on a nook and trail.

00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,For a customer.

00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:50,Trouble? I don't understand. It's just
conked out on me.

00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,They're usually so reliable.

00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,I wonder if I might use your phone.

00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,Oh, yes,

00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,of course, yes.

00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:01,What is it, George?

00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:05,These people have g***t some trouble with
their car, dear. They'd like to use the

00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:06,phone. Oh.

00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:10,Oh, yes, do. Yes, come this way. Thank
you. Thank you very much.

00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,What do you want?

00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,Oh, nothing, Wilhelmina. I just wondered
how it was all going, that's all.

00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,Splendidly. Can we get the servant up,
please? Like crunching wood like.

00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,Harry, relax.

00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,I'm in complete control.

00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,Now, you just make sure that vile gore
gets ready on time.

00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:47,Oh, don't worry about that.

00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,This establishment's more than up for
the cooking of the art. Excuse me.

00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:56,Oh, sorry. Can I help you?

00:04:56,911 --> 00:05:00,Yes, well, I wanted to check in, but
there's nobody at reception.

00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:03,Yes, I'm sorry. I'm a bit short -staffed
and my partner's away.

00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,Come this way.

00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:11,What's all this?

00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:13,It's a twin -town get -together.

00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:15,Spondon with Obergirl.

00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:20,Next year, we shall all go to the Tyrol
and we shall have a Nottingham night.

00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,Oh, sorry.

00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,Well, it sounds terrific.

00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:27,As a guest, you're automatically
invited.

00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,I'm surprised Mrs Yeldon could bear to
miss it.

00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,Well, you know Mrs Yeldon, do you?

00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,Oh, yes, Helen and I go back a long way.

00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:44,Well, if you could find somebody to take
my case up to my room, I'd like a

00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,drink.

00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,Anyway, um...

00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,They're taking their time, Miss Garrott.

00:05:56,361 --> 00:06:02,Darling, why don't I go and ring them,
try a little feminine charm?

00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,You're a trifle sharp, you know.

00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:08,That's a good idea, Mrs Conroy. Look,
I'll get us a top -up.

00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,You know where the phone is, do you?

00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:17,This is awfully kind of you, it really
is. Almost a pleasure to break down.

00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,Another biscuit, Mr Conroy. Thank you.

00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:25,How's it going?

00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:28,Oh, you know, frankly, Ken, I thought
I'd left all that behind me when I sold

00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,the plaza suite.

00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:32,I thought I'd be into hunt balls and
county weddings by now.

00:06:32,401 --> 00:06:36,Yeah, well, it's always the jobs you
don't like that pay the best, isn't it?

00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:38,What was that job I just interrupted, by
the way?

00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:41,Mr Brocklehurst, whose phone you keep
using.

00:06:41,051 --> 00:06:44,He doesn't fancy his chances of
splitting the proceeds of a sandwich bar

00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,his wife, who's about to leave him.

00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:51,And today, I've snapped the third very
good reason why he may not have to.

00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:53,Talking of femme fatales...

00:06:53,571 --> 00:06:56,A young girl she's booked in. She's
taken the Sherwood room. I mean, she's

00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:59,a youngster. Now, I mean, that's quid a night.

00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:03,Well, people don't have to be your age
to have a few bob, Harry. Oh, come on,

00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:07,Ken. Check it out for us, will you?
Where is she? On the terrace. And she

00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:08,to know Helen.

00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,Do you want all the strudels?

00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,Oh, yeah, I'll bring you the...

00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:25,Nice place you've g***t here.

00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:28,You've been here long.

00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,Um, yes, yes.

00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,That'll be all, thank you.

00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:43,If we had to break down, we're better to
do so than outside your house.

00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:47,We can't tell you the difference that
it's made. Oh, it's our pleasure,

00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:50,Thank you. That was all. Goodbye.

00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:52,Bye. Charlie, what about the Tyrolean
evening?

00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:54,That's a d***n good idea.

00:07:54,121 --> 00:07:56,Listen, you're not free tonight by any
chance, are you?

00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,Yes, I think we are, but... Please.

00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,Please, come as our guests.

00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,It's our way of saying thank you.

00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,It's Woodcote Park. Do you know it?

00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,Promises to be a super evening.

00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:13,Oh, do, do, please, sir, you'll join us.
Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.

00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,Thank you.

00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:15,Bye.

00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,Meryl Spicer?

00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,Yeah. The boss asked me to bring that
out for you.

00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,Thank you.

00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,I'm Ken, mate of Harry's.

00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,** I? Yeah, sit down.

00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:56,He's a bit intrigued by you, you know,
Harry.

00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,Not often he gets young ladies checking
into his posh gaffer.

00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,And he's asked you to check out what I'm
up to.

00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,That obvious, was it?

00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,Yes.

00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,Well, um...

00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:11,I'm not a drug dealer.

00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,I'm not an international terrorist.

00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:17,I haven't come to die of a broken heart.

00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:20,Do you think he'll be disappointed?

00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:22,I'll nurse him through it.

00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:24,You coming tonight?

00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:26,Yes, well, I was invited.

00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,What's it going to be like?

00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:32,Different.

00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,Welcome on behalf of the Twin Town
Committee to the Obergurgel Night.

00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,Good evening.

00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,Good evening, Miss Bison.

00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:30,Oh, has a tall Russian called Boris been
asking after me?

00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,I beg your pardon?

00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,Ah, you're having me on, aren't you?

00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:37,Evening, Harry.

00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,Evening. Oh, by the way...

00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,Mrs Yeldon will be back on Tuesday.

00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,She's just visiting a sick relative.

00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,Where? Well, Durham.

00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:45,It's her uncle.

00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,That'll be Uncle Jack.

00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,Well, no, it's Uncle Bert, actually.

00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,Her father's brother, Albert Davis.

00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,Well, I hope it's nothing too serious.

00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,No, just a nasty bout of flu.

00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,Pulling through like a car course, by
all accounts.

00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:03,Yes, it'll take more than a bout of flu
to kill off Uncle Bert.

00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,Are you a close friend of her family?

00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:07,Well, more than that.

00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,I'm a long -lost relative.

00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,Oh, uh -huh.

00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,What, a niece or cousin or what?

00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,Daughter.

00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,No, no, no. Stop the music.

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