Birds Of A Feather Schooling S03E11 Subtitles

At 00:00:06,660, Character said: Going out, then?

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At 00:00:08,300, Character said: Yes, I **, actually.

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At 00:00:10,020, Character said: Anywhere nice?

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At 00:00:11,220, Character said: Just up the West End.

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At 00:00:12,800, Character said: Again?

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At 00:00:14,120, Character said: Yes, again.

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At 00:00:15,920, Character said: Any objections?

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At 00:00:18,120, Character said: Chigwell's out of quarantine now, you
know.

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At 00:00:20,360, Character said: Have you heard?

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At 00:00:21,560, Character said: They've taken the barriers down at
Stanford Hill.

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At 00:00:24,600, Character said: Thought I'd make a dash for it.

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At 00:00:27,040, Character said: Well, why not, I thought.

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At 00:00:28,860, Character said: It's another stamp on my passport, isn't
it?

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At 00:00:32,100, Character said: All right, all right. I was only asking.

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At 00:00:35,660, Character said: It's a nice blaze. No, isn't it?

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At 00:00:38,460, Character said: Not exactly.

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At 00:00:39,900, Character said: What do you mean, not exactly?

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At 00:00:41,940, Character said: I mean, not exactly, actually.

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At 00:00:45,040, Character said: Well, where exactly, actually, did you
get it?

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At 00:00:48,840, Character said: I g***t it from the men cap shop in the
high street. All right.

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At 00:00:53,580, Character said: You get a very nice class of tat in
Chigwell.

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At 00:00:56,760, Character said: I've g***t a week for after term next
week. At least I'll have Garthy around

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At 00:01:00,020, Character said: talk to. I bet he's really looking
forward to coming home.

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At 00:01:03,020, Character said: Two weeks in Chigwell. Must be every
teenager's dream.

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At 00:01:07,080, Character said: Go write to Jimmy Savile from Malibu and
Tahiti.

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At 00:01:10,080, Character said: See if he can fix them up with a
fortnight round here.

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At 00:01:13,380, Character said: Well, why wouldn't he be looking forward
to it? I **.

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At 00:01:16,080, Character said: I haven't seen him since the summer
holidays.

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At 00:01:17,840, Character said: And he hasn't seen his dad since God
knows when.

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At 00:01:25,780, Character said: Perfume's a bit strong, isn't it? Is
that new and all?

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At 00:01:29,260, Character said: What is this?

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At 00:01:30,480, Character said: The Chigwell Inquisition?

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At 00:01:32,780, Character said: Where ** I going? Where did I get these
things?

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At 00:01:35,460, Character said: You're my sister, not my blooming
probation officer.

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At 00:01:37,980, Character said: All right, all right. I was only
chatting.

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At 00:01:40,220, Character said: No, you weren't.

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At 00:01:41,460, Character said: You're all sly innuendo and oblique
questions.

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At 00:01:45,130, Character said: A bleak?

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At 00:01:46,870, Character said: Yes, a bleak.

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At 00:01:48,770, Character said: It means not straightforward.

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At 00:01:51,010, Character said: You know, iffy. I know.

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At 00:01:53,270, Character said: And where are you getting all these new
words?

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At 00:01:55,230, Character said: You've been sneaking off and having
elocution lessons.

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At 00:01:57,690, Character said: Is that where you're going?

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At 00:01:59,450, Character said: I'm going into town to see about a job.
All right.

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At 00:02:02,590, Character said: Again? That's the third job you've been
for in a fortnight.

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At 00:02:05,670, Character said: So? There's three more than you've gone
for.

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At 00:02:08,310, Character said: So how come you haven't g***t one of them?

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At 00:02:10,949, Character said: Well, I'm obviously not suitable, ** I?

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At 00:02:13,520, Character said: Well, what sort of jobs are you going
for?

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At 00:02:15,240, Character said: Well, obviously ones I'm not suitable
for.

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At 00:02:18,720, Character said: And if you don't mind, I've g***t an
appointment, actually.

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At 00:02:22,760, Character said: Sounds like you could use an appointment
with somebody.

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At 00:02:25,960, Character said: And what's that supposed to mean?

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At 00:02:28,060, Character said: Nothing, actually.

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At 00:02:29,560, Character said: I was just being a bleak.

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At 00:02:36,640, Character said: Gosh.

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At 00:02:38,000, Character said: You mean it was all stockings over their
head and sawn -off shotguns and all

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At 00:02:41,820, Character said: that? Well, they'd seen it on
television.

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At 00:02:44,210, Character said: They'd g***t the costumes right, they'd
just g***t the choreography wrong.

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At 00:02:48,550, Character said: But there was no miscarriage of justice,
no free Christopher Theodore

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At 00:02:52,870, Character said: Lopapopadopadis campaign?

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At 00:02:56,090, Character said: No, we couldn't fit his name on the
badges.

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At 00:02:59,630, Character said: In fact, with a name like his, you can't
even spray it on a wall.

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At 00:03:03,130, Character said: Your aerosol runs out before you get to
the end.

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At 00:03:06,870, Character said: No, we couldn't get him out, so we
decided to do the next best thing.

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At 00:03:10,440, Character said: Let him rot.

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At 00:03:12,740, Character said: You're wicked.

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At 00:03:13,920, Character said: Oh, he is.

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At 00:03:15,120, Character said: That's why he's where he is.

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At 00:03:17,180, Character said: Well, that's my average of a quarter,
and that's being generous.

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At 00:03:21,560, Character said: So how comes there's no woman in your
life?

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At 00:03:24,180, Character said: Oh, I never met Miss Wright.

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At 00:03:26,640, Character said: Or even Mrs Wright that I could steal
off someone.

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At 00:03:29,720, Character said: I never seemed to meet many women full
stop.

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At 00:03:33,000, Character said: Hence the, um, pathetic small ad.

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At 00:03:36,500, Character said: Oh, it wasn't that small.

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At 00:03:38,640, Character said: It was bigger than Oriental Doctor
Sleeps Western Playmate.

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At 00:03:41,980, Character said: You considered that one, then, did you?

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At 00:03:45,500, Character said: Only briefly.

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At 00:03:47,320, Character said: Didn't say what kind of doctor he was,
did it?

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At 00:03:50,200, Character said: Now, I could do with a plastic surgeon.

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At 00:03:52,720, Character said: You know, he might get something out of
it.

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At 00:03:54,640, Character said: New chin, a pair of flared nostrils, a
few spare bits from Bridget Nilsen.

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At 00:04:02,200, Character said: Oh, you cheer me up, Sharon, you really
do.

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At 00:04:05,200, Character said: You're my one escape from my drab,
predictable existence.

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At 00:04:10,100, Character said: Come on. What are they really like?

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At 00:04:12,440, Character said: You're riding the shooting crowd.

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At 00:04:14,540, Character said: Well, about as warm and inviting as your
average deep freeze.

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At 00:04:19,540, Character said: About as funny as a row of coffins.

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At 00:04:22,380, Character said: I just can't imagine you fitting in with
them.

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At 00:04:24,620, Character said: Me? I was brought up to fit in.

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: I've g***t degrees in fitting in. I spend
90 % of my waking life fitting in.

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At 00:04:33,610, Character said: And the other 10 %?

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At 00:04:35,930, Character said: I'm on the loo.

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At 00:04:40,170, Character said: That's my other escape.

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At 00:04:42,910, Character said: Which is why it's so much fun seeing
you, Sharon.

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At 00:04:45,710, Character said: You've no idea how claustrophobic life
becomes.

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At 00:04:48,330, Character said: You know, never letting go, never being
embarrassing.

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At 00:04:53,130, Character said: Being embarrassing is something I've
always had a natural talent for.

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At 00:04:57,570, Character said: You know, the first time I saw you, I
thought, now that is a woman I could be

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At 00:05:01,070, Character said: really embarrassing with.

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At 00:05:04,300, Character said: By the way, I, um, I booked it.

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At 00:05:08,580, Character said: Booked what?

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At 00:05:09,820, Character said: Well, somewhere to be really
embarrassing.

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At 00:05:13,940, Character said: Here's the brochure.

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At 00:05:15,560, Character said: I booked us in for the whole weekend.

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At 00:05:19,460, Character said: Auntie Ruby's five -star catering.

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At 00:05:23,260, Character said: Um, no, that's, um, that's the wrong
brochure, sorry. That's, that's for Mr.

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At 00:05:27,520, Character said: Chips and Teabag. Um, here, look.

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At 00:05:33,080, Character said: Lovely.

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At 00:05:34,800, Character said: The old weekend.

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At 00:05:38,040, Character said: Abbey Court Hotel.

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At 00:05:40,740, Character said: Rose Gardens, little courtyard.

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At 00:05:44,500, Character said: Four poster beds.

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At 00:05:46,880, Character said: Well, we can take the posts down if they
bother you.

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At 00:05:50,580, Character said: They won't bother me.

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At 00:06:03,470, Character said: Something for you.

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At 00:06:05,110, Character said: Mark, you should have. I love buying you
presents.

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At 00:06:08,130, Character said: I mean, it's nothing special. It's not a
pair of flared nostrils or any spare

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At 00:06:13,670, Character said: bits of Bridget Nilsen.

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At 00:06:15,450, Character said: Oh, Mark, it's gorgeous.

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At 00:06:22,790, Character said: You old fibber.

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At 00:06:28,030, Character said: It's full of bits of Bridget Nilsen.

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At 00:06:45,520, Character said: It's bloody secrets. I think it's
pathetic.

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At 00:06:47,940, Character said: The last person that kept secrets from
me is serving 12 years for blagging

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At 00:06:50,940, Character said: security vans.

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At 00:06:53,860, Character said: Look, you're not going to believe this,
Trace.

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At 00:07:00,880, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:07:02,920, Character said: Garfield!

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At 00:07:04,460, Character said: On a course, I remember. Your room's
ready.

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At 00:07:09,660, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:14,920, Character said: you for about four days.

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At 00:07:17,800, Character said: Eh?

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At 00:07:18,980, Character said: Oh, really? Just two of the last four
days?

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At 00:07:21,820, Character said: Well, lucky me.

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At 00:07:23,140, Character said: Do you think you might find half -a***s go
and visit your dad?

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At 00:07:27,320, Character said: Listen, I don't care what the others are...