Birds Of A Feather Food For Thought S04E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,200, Character said: What will I do when you are gone?

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At 00:00:38,620, Character said: Juice of half a lemon.

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At 00:00:40,580, Character said: Juice of half a lemon?

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At 00:00:50,300, Character said: Go off.

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At 00:00:51,380, Character said: This is my cheesesteak, ain't it? What
are you doing here?

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At 00:00:54,340, Character said: Making tea.

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At 00:00:55,460, Character said: Honestly, Mum, you can slice custard
with this knife.

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At 00:00:57,920, Character said: You didn't go, did you?

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At 00:00:59,160, Character said: I went.

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At 00:00:59,980, Character said: Look, I have been a nervous wreck all
day about your job interview, so you

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At 00:01:03,180, Character said: didn't go. I went.

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At 00:01:04,620, Character said: I pulled the receptionist if you need a
witness.

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At 00:01:06,900, Character said: Here. Ask for Sally.

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At 00:01:08,460, Character said: You know how come you're back so early?

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At 00:01:10,160, Character said: Couldn't wait to tell your mum you're a
bloody merchant banker.

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At 00:01:12,960, Character said: I'm back early because it only takes ten
seconds to say, stuff your job.

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At 00:01:16,860, Character said: Oh, God, why?

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At 00:01:18,340, Character said: Your dad would be over the moon if he
was working in the city.

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At 00:01:21,020, Character said: Yeah, bit of an expert on bank jobs,
isn't he?

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At 00:01:24,320, Character said: Mum, you know why.

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At 00:01:27,140, Character said: I don't want to work in the city because
I want to be a chef, like I've been

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At 00:01:30,540, Character said: telling you for weeks. Like you wanted
to be a train driver and a freedom

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At 00:01:33,480, Character said: fighter and a Milky Bar kid. I mean it
this time.

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At 00:01:36,970, Character said: Only this time I want to do this
catering course in Nottingham.

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At 00:01:40,070, Character said: But for some reason I keep finding the
prospectus in the bin.

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At 00:01:43,030, Character said: Oh, chuck it away, will you, love? It
smells of old fee bags.

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At 00:01:47,410, Character said: Oh, flipping train.

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At 00:01:49,990, Character said: I'd have stood all the way home if I
hadn't stuffed these tea towels up me

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At 00:01:52,850, Character said: jumper.

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At 00:01:57,110, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:01:58,670, Character said: Chris done a runner and he's hiding in
the tool shed.

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At 00:02:01,350, Character said: Garth didn't get the job. Garth didn't
want the job.

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At 00:02:04,250, Character said: I told them I'd rather scrub out the
elephant house with a toothbrush.

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At 00:02:08,530, Character said: They learn such lovely manners at public
school, eh, Trace? And they learn to be

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At 00:02:13,110, Character said: lawyers and bankers and captains of
industry.

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At 00:02:15,830, Character said: I bet all your mates are getting a
decent job.

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At 00:02:18,350, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:02:19,430, Character said: Jake's selling timeshares, Charlie's
organising raves, and Adam's scrambling

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At 00:02:23,750, Character said: his stepmother.

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At 00:02:24,910, Character said: Where's the cheese grater?

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At 00:02:26,630, Character said: Upstairs. I was using it on my feet.

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At 00:02:33,290, Character said: You know about food. He's out to eat it.

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At 00:02:35,550, Character said: Stuff his neck is perhaps a more
accurate description, Trace. I never get

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At 00:02:39,970, Character said: cook round here because you won't let
me.

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At 00:02:41,870, Character said: But I'm famous for my couscous in the
common room.

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At 00:02:45,010, Character said: Give us a couscous.

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At 00:02:47,230, Character said: Making a snack for one of your mates is
a bit different to cooking coq au vin

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At 00:02:50,310, Character said: for 50.

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At 00:02:51,250, Character said: Yeah, that's true. You could clean up on
the coq au vin.

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At 00:02:54,050, Character said: Say, 12 pounds times 50.

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At 00:02:56,330, Character said: That's 600 quid.

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At 00:02:58,430, Character said: Well, you can't fault his math, Trace.

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At 00:03:00,899, Character said: Well, why don't I ask Audrey, son, if
there's any openings in insurance?

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At 00:03:04,320, Character said: Insurance?

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At 00:03:05,500, Character said: Blokes who wear anoraks over their suits
sell insurance.

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At 00:03:08,160, Character said: Well, I ain't having my son cooking for
a living. It ain't natural.

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At 00:03:11,160, Character said: And you can stop chopping them veg. I've
g***t chicken tikka and flattened

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At 00:03:14,900, Character said: strawberry cheesecake to celebrate your
job interview.

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At 00:03:17,100, Character said: Fine. But first thing in the morning,
I'm getting a job off Ronald McDonald.

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At 00:03:20,920, Character said: You can't stop me.

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At 00:03:21,860, Character said: I wouldn't have to.

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At 00:03:22,860, Character said: It wouldn't last ten minutes.

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At 00:03:24,240, Character said: I bet you I would. I bet you you
wouldn't. I would, Mum. You would not,

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At 00:03:27,260, Character said: would. You wouldn't. I would. You would
not. Mum. Listen to yourself, Trace.

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At 00:03:31,580, Character said: Well, he wouldn't. I would.

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At 00:03:32,800, Character said: He wouldn't. Knock.

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At 00:03:34,340, Character said: Give the lad a chance, eh?

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At 00:03:36,600, Character said: You didn't reckon I could make a go of
the calf and I've done okay, had I?

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At 00:03:40,340, Character said: Well, you have him then.

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At 00:03:41,560, Character said: You what? You have him.

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At 00:03:43,260, Character said: I bet he wouldn't last a week working in
your calf.

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At 00:03:45,740, Character said: Make it a month.

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At 00:03:47,160, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:47,860, Character said: And if I do, I can go to catering
college.

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At 00:03:50,459, Character said: OK, you're on.

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At 00:03:53,120, Character said: Excuse me, do I get any say in this?

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At 00:03:56,520, Character said: I'll start tomorrow then, aren't you,
Sharon?

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At 00:03:58,900, Character said: Look, Garth, it's a greasy spoon.

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At 00:04:01,460, Character said: We don't garnish our egg and chips with
kiwi fruit.

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At 00:04:04,580, Character said: Neither do I.

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At 00:04:05,900, Character said: My style is far less pretentious.

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At 00:04:10,580, Character said: You make sure his first job is cleaning
out them labs.

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At 00:04:18,000, Character said: Right.

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At 00:04:19,260, Character said: So, eh?

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At 00:04:20,440, Character said: Seven's a 56, plus 150, minus, let's
say, 25

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At 00:04:27,140, Character said: % discount.

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At 00:04:28,900, Character said: Oh, I've done that already.

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At 00:04:30,820, Character said: What was that number I asked you to
remember?

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At 00:04:34,040, Character said: 84.

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At 00:04:35,640, Character said: No, 48.

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At 00:04:37,920, Character said: No, no, it was 24.

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At 00:04:39,380, Character said: Yeah, whatever.

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At 00:04:40,220, Character said: I don't think I'm going to see much
change out of a grand if I want to get

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At 00:04:43,520, Character said: bogs past the elf inspectors and replace
the extractor fan.

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At 00:04:47,000, Character said: Look, I've g***t to mend it.

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At 00:04:48,220, Character said: No. Mind you, he did scrape off enough
dead flies to start a Gary Baldy

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At 00:04:55,340, Character said: And he cleaned out the tea urn without
being asked.

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At 00:04:58,940, Character said: I'm letting him do the lunches tomorrow.

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At 00:05:01,160, Character said: You're encouraging him, aren't you?

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At 00:05:03,340, Character said: Tracey, I don't have to encourage him.

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At 00:05:06,340, Character said: He makes Keith Floyd look half -hearted.

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At 00:05:10,500, Character said: Mind you, on second thoughts, why let
him become a chef when he could be a ram

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At 00:05:15,580, Character said: raider? Or flog ecstasy or mug old lady.

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At 00:05:19,200, Character said: But what's my Daryl going to say when I
tell him his son wants to be the next

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At 00:05:22,080, Character said: Fanny Craddock?

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At 00:05:25,340, Character said: Daryl will approve, I'm telling you.

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At 00:05:28,380, Character said: What's charging 20 quid for three mange
toots and a quail's egg if it ain't

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At 00:05:32,720, Character said: daylight robbery?

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At 00:05:33,740, Character said: Daryl, I want to work with you. Oh,
quick, Trace. Tell her I've been taken

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At 00:05:37,660, Character said: hostage by Shiite militia.

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At 00:05:41,580, Character said: I have never been so embarrassed in all
my life.

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At 00:05:46,180, Character said: Yes, you have, doll.

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At 00:05:47,980, Character said: What about that time you touched your
Bruce Oldfield into your knickers at

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At 00:05:51,200, Character said: Escort?

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At 00:05:53,360, Character said: Don't you ever think before you speak?

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At 00:05:56,860, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:58,440, Character said: Well, what did she do?

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At 00:06:01,500, Character said: She only ruined a very special evening,
publicly humiliated me and threatened

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At 00:06:07,220, Character said: the stability of my marriage.

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At 00:06:08,800, Character said: Well, your marriage is stable. I'm the
Princess of Wales.

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At 00:06:12,640, Character said: It was just a bit of fun.

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At 00:06:15,180, Character said: Oh, what do you do for an encore?

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At 00:06:16,980, Character said: Tell people about my nose job? Not that
I've had one.

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At 00:06:20,420, Character said: Will someone please tell me what she
did?

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At 00:06:22,880, Character said: Well, go on, Sharon.

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At 00:06:24,120, Character said: You stuck the knife in. Why not twist it
a little?

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At 00:06:28,500, Character said: Dore was in the wine bar last night.

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At 00:06:31,200, Character said: Sitting in one of them booths where she
goes where she wants to check the

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At 00:06:33,840, Character said: washing instructions on some new fella's
wife front.

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At 00:06:37,740, Character said: Sometimes I take them to Luigi's.

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At 00:06:40,380, Character said: I do not have to justify my behaviour to
you.

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At 00:06:43,810, Character said: Anyway, I was in there and all,
celebrating.

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At 00:06:47,390, Character said: Celebrating, oh,...