Carry On - 12 Subtitles

At 00:00:17,201, Character said: Aaaargh!

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At 00:00:20,760, Character said: Aaaargh!

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At 00:00:48,760, Character said: Aaaargh!

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At 00:01:30,479, Character said: Aaaaargh! Aaargh!

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At 00:01:33,039, Character said: - What's the matter? What did I do?
- Well, what was that funny noise?

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At 00:01:36,558, Character said: W-W-What funny noise?

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At 00:01:37,959, Character said: I don't know. Sort of...

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At 00:01:41,358, Character said: I can't help being a bit passionate,
can I?

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At 00:01:43,278, Character said: Oh, Albert, I didn't mean
what you were doing.

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At 00:01:46,718, Character said: - What are you shivering for?
- I don't know!

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At 00:01:49,038, Character said: A funny feeling, it come over me
all of a sudden,

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At 00:01:51,718, Character said: like... icy fingers down my spine.

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At 00:01:53,638, Character said: Lumme, Doris, I did keep my gloves on.
I can't do more than that, can I?

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At 00:01:57,118, Character said: Oh, I didn't mean your icy fingers,
Albert.

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At 00:01:59,958, Character said: Well, whose, then?

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At 00:02:01,798, Character said: I don't know, but...

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At 00:02:03,317, Character said: I've g***t a feeling
someone's watching us.

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At 00:02:05,398, Character said: Good luck to him!

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At 00:02:06,518, Character said: I've been courting you a year and there's
been nothing worth watching so far.

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At 00:02:09,077, Character said: - Albert!
- Well, I'm sorry, Doris, but...

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At 00:02:12,197, Character said: after all, I'm...
I'm only flesh and blood.

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At 00:02:15,197, Character said: And if something doesn't happen soon,
well...

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At 00:02:18,158, Character said: somethings going to happen -
that's all.

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At 00:02:20,397, Character said: Aren't you funny?
I never thought of you being like that-

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At 00:02:24,077, Character said: you know...
flesh and blood, and that.

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At 00:02:26,677, Character said: Well, it's time you started
thinking about... that.

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At 00:02:31,317, Character said: - Oh, Albert...
- Oh, Doris!

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At 00:02:35,477, Character said: - Aaaaargh!
- What now?

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At 00:02:37,797, Character said: There is something
in those bushes.

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At 00:02:40,277, Character said: For Pete's sake, we're never going
to get anywhere if you go on like this!

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At 00:02:43,756, Character said: Albert, there... there must be
somebody in those bushes,

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At 00:02:46,677, Character said: because I saw them move.

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At 00:02:48,076, Character said: All right. Anyone there?

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At 00:02:50,157, Character said: No. There you are, see?
Nobody. Come on!

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At 00:02:51,916, Character said: Oh, you don't expect them to say so,
do you?

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At 00:02:56,197, Character said: Couldn't you...?
Couldn't you go and look?

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At 00:03:00,277, Character said: Oh, all right!

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At 00:03:04,036, Character said: Who's there?

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At 00:03:05,797, Character said: Come on. Who's there?

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At 00:03:08,276, Character said: It's not a peepshow, you know.

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At 00:03:10,676, Character said: Come on. Buzz off,
or there'll be trouble.

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At 00:03:12,476, Character said: Come on out,
you Peeping Tom!

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At 00:03:14,356, Character said: For the last time, I'm warning you.
Come on.

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At 00:03:17,356, Character said: Get out. Go home!

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At 00:03:32,196, Character said: Nah, there's nobody here.

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At 00:03:34,395, Character said: She's just trying to put me off,
that's all.

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At 00:03:37,956, Character said: What did I tell you?
There's nobody...

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At 00:03:41,155, Character said: Doris?

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At 00:03:44,076, Character said: Doris!

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At 00:03:48,675, Character said: Come on, Doris,
stop messing about.

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At 00:03:51,355, Character said: Where are you?

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At 00:03:53,755, Character said: Doris?

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At 00:03:55,995, Character said: Well, answer me.

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At 00:04:12,914, Character said: Well, if that's all you have to say,
Mr Potter, I'll telephone my superior.

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At 00:04:24,194, Character said: W-W-What's the matter?

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At 00:04:26,315, Character said: That noise! What's that noise?

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At 00:04:28,274, Character said: Noise... what's...?

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At 00:04:29,634, Character said: It's only the telephone bell!
Aren't you ever going to get used to it?

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At 00:04:33,194, Character said: I'll never get used to it.

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At 00:04:34,554, Character said: The invention of the devil -
that's what it is!

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At 00:04:36,874, Character said: People talking through wires,
waking respectable people at all hours.

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At 00:04:40,754, Character said: It's like someone walking in
when you're in the bath.

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At 00:04:43,074, Character said: It's an invasion of privacy.
That's what it is!

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At 00:04:45,193, Character said: You in a bath -
that'd stop any invasion, that would.

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At 00:04:48,154, Character said: Well, I'm not having it in my house
a moment longer - do you hear?

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At 00:04:51,234, Character said: And if it doesn't go, I will.
I can promise you that.

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At 00:04:54,474, Character said: Promises, promises.
Always promises.

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At 00:05:01,313, Character said: Slobotham here, Sergeant.
Sorry if I'm disturbing you and Mrs Bung.

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At 00:05:05,153, Character said: That's all right, Slobotham.
We weren't doing anything.

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At 00:05:08,313, Character said: I thought you ought to know, Sergeant:
it's happened again.

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At 00:05:11,313, Character said: - What's happened again?
- Another disappearance, Sergeant.

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At 00:05:14,153, Character said: Did you get a description?

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At 00:05:15,233, Character said: Naturally.

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At 00:05:17,313, Character said: It's a Miss Doris Mann.

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At 00:05:18,833, Character said: Aged about 20, medium height,
average-colour hair,

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At 00:05:21,912, Character said: ordinary eyes, wearing clothes.

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At 00:05:24,072, Character said: Well, it should be a piece of cake
finding her, shouldn't it?

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At 00:05:26,313, Character said: Where did it happen?

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At 00:05:27,792, Character said: Hocombe Woods. Again.

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At 00:05:29,553, Character said: Again!

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At 00:05:30,912, Character said: That's the sixth woman
who's disappeared

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At 00:05:33,432, Character said: on the same spot
inside of a year!

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At 00:05:35,952, Character said: Exactly, Sergeant.

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At 00:05:37,593, Character said: Do you think there could possibly
be some connection?

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At 00:05:39,952, Character said: It's possible, Slobotham.

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At 00:05:43,512, Character said: But we mustn't jump to any conclusions.

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At 00:05:45,753, Character said: No, no, of course not,
Sergeant.

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At 00:05:47,872, Character said: - Who reported it?
- He's here now.

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At 00:05:50,512, Character said: Calls himself Albert Potter.

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At 00:05:53,112, Character said: Medium height, brown hair,
beady eyes...

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At 00:05:56,072, Character said: Never mind a description!
You just keep him there till I get there.

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At 00:06:03,071, Character said: - Move over.
- What did you say?

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At 00:06:06,472, Character said: Move over to my side of the bed.

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At 00:06:08,992, Character said: Certainly not. You're not getting round me
like that, Sidney Bung.

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At 00:06:12,632, Character said: Oh, please, Em. Just this once.
I've only g***t a few minutes. Up!

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At 00:06:18,071, Character said: I'll say this for you -
you make a very good trouser press.

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At 00:06:22,112, Character said: You're not going out?

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At 00:06:23,951, Character said: No, I'm putting these on
to take a bath.

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At 00:06:26,271, Character said: And where are you going
at this time of night?

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At 00:06:28,831, Character said: - To find another woman.
- Don't lie to me!

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At 00:06:31,871, Character said: You're going to that wretched
police station of yours - I know!

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At 00:06:34,751, Character said: - Well, you've caught me out.
- Huh!

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At 00:06:36,951, Character said: You haven't any time for me,
let alone any other woman.

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At 00:06:39,911, Character said: - I wouldn't bet on that.
- Police! That's all you ever think about.

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At 00:06:43,591, Character said: Never mind about me.
Oh, dear, no.

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At 00:06:45,871, Character said: Do you realise
you haven't taken me out for years?

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At 00:06:48,670, Character said: Oh, don't exaggerate.
We went out a couple of months ago.

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At 00:06:52,071, Character said: We had a lovely time.

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At 00:06:54,111, Character said: You call that lovely?

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At 00:06:56,150, Character said: To my poor, dear mother's funeral?

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At 00:06:58,831, Character said: - Well, I enjoyed it.
- Oh, yes, you would.

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At 00:07:01,910, Character said: I should have listened to her.

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At 00:07:04,510, Character said: "Never marry a policeman,"
she said.

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At 00:07:06,391, Character said: "You can't trust 'em," she said.
"Unreliable," she said.

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At 00:07:09,590, Character said: "He'll lead you a dog's life,"
she said.

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At 00:07:11,990, Character said: - She was right.
- I should have listened to her.

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At 00:07:14,190, Character said: So should I.
Where's my other boot?

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At 00:07:20,030, Character said: That's right, off you go!
Never mind about saying goodbye, even.

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At 00:07:23,510, Character said: Goodbye, even.

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At 00:07:26,990, Character said: That's it,
knock my poor mother down.

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At 00:07:30,750, Character said: Now look what you've made me do!

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At 00:07:38,029, Character said: - Oh, excuse me, Sergeant.
- In my chair again, eh, Slobotham?

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At 00:07:41,389, Character said: Just warming it up for you, sarge.

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At 00:07:45,150, Character said: - Right. Is this him?
- Yes.

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At 00:07:47,910, Character said: A Mr Potter, window cleaner.
33 Hogsmere Road.

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At 00:07:50,869, Character said: "Friend" of the young lady
that disappeared.

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At 00:07:53,229, Character said: Right. Get out your notebook,
Slobotham.

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At 00:07:55,589, Character said: I want every word of this taken down.

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At 00:07:59,349, Character said: As I understand it, you took
this girl up to Hocombe Woods, right?

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At 00:08:03,229, Character said: - That's right, yes.
- For what purpose, Mr Potter?

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At 00:08:06,668, Character said: - Eh?
- What did you take her out there for?

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At 00:08:09,469, Character said: Well... I dunno.
We just sort of felt like it.

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At 00:08:13,028, Character said: - "Felt... like... it."
- Felt like what?

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At 00:08:16,508, Character said: - I wouldn't like to say, Sergeant.
- I'm asking him!

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At 00:08:19,349, Character said: Well, Mr Potter?

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