Birds Of A Feather Commitments S04E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: What do I do when I'm alone

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At 00:00:06,660, Character said: with only dreams?

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At 00:00:54,640, Character said: Too rag, I bought these off. I might
need one when I rearrange the contents

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At 00:00:57,960, Character said: his face.

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At 00:00:58,860, Character said: I tell you, if these are a size 14, I **
Jerry Hall.

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At 00:01:03,700, Character said: If you're a size 14, then I'm Jerry
Hall.

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At 00:01:06,960, Character said: What are you doing on the floor?

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At 00:01:08,920, Character said: Haven't you ever had to lie down on the
floor to do up your flies?

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At 00:01:12,280, Character said: I never had any difficulty getting into
a pair of jeans.

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At 00:01:16,040, Character said: Not even your own?

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At 00:01:23,410, Character said: Actually, I've come about tonight.

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At 00:01:25,290, Character said: What are you going to wear, Dore? Do you
want to go to JJ's straight away or

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At 00:01:28,790, Character said: open a wine box back here first?

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At 00:01:30,590, Character said: I'll tell you something, Dore. I have
every intention of getting seriously rat

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At 00:01:34,590, Character said: -arsed tonight.

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At 00:01:35,470, Character said: I can't come.

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At 00:01:37,610, Character said: Eh?

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At 00:01:39,030, Character said: We've been planning to check out this
wine bar for weeks.

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At 00:01:42,310, Character said: Ever since Sue said it was wall -to
-wall Chippendales.

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At 00:01:46,490, Character said: Was it Chipmunks?

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At 00:01:49,230, Character said: Mind you, the state of my s***x life,
anything would do.

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At 00:01:51,810, Character said: Yes, well, something's come up.

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At 00:01:54,250, Character said: Well, some of it will come up tonight if
we play our cards right.

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At 00:01:59,190, Character said: Oh, go on, tell me then.

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At 00:02:02,890, Character said: Luke's back.

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At 00:02:04,690, Character said: Oh, Sharon, I ** so happy.

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At 00:02:07,670, Character said: Luke's chucked that brainless bimbette
Kelly and he wants us to try again and

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At 00:02:11,650, Character said: I've said yes.

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At 00:02:12,870, Character said: Who wouldn't?

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At 00:02:14,130, Character said: Your Luke's g***t a better packed lunch
than any of them Chippendales.

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At 00:02:19,550, Character said: body I want back.

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At 00:02:21,730, Character said: Well, all right, then.

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At 00:02:22,830, Character said: You have his stamp collection, I'll have
his body.

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At 00:02:25,790, Character said: It's his honesty, his sense of humour,
his simple, caring love.

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At 00:02:32,530, Character said: Oh, all right, and the way he looks in a
pair of ripped 501s.

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At 00:02:36,030, Character said: Well, you can tell him I'm just about to
burst out of these if he wants them.

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At 00:02:45,270, Character said: She's been to visit Daryl.

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At 00:02:47,400, Character said: We've g***t this special code when he
wants to talk intimate, you know, and

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At 00:02:50,640, Character said: screws are listening.

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At 00:02:51,940, Character said: This afternoon he said his vegetable
patch was coming along nicely.

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At 00:03:01,400, Character said: That's disgusting.

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At 00:03:04,820, Character said: So, what are you two been up for?

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At 00:03:07,020, Character said: I picked up your dry cleaning.

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At 00:03:08,820, Character said: I've done beef burgers for tea. And
Dorian's back with Luke.

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At 00:03:12,360, Character said: You're kidding.

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At 00:03:13,640, Character said: I like beef burgers.

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At 00:03:17,020, Character said: He phoned yesterday afternoon.

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At 00:03:18,620, Character said: We met yesterday evening.

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At 00:03:20,460, Character said: And we finally g***t round to talking at 4
.30 this morning.

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At 00:03:23,640, Character said: What about Marcus?

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At 00:03:25,220, Character said: Sorry? You know, the bloke that pays
your mortgage.

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At 00:03:28,820, Character said: Must have seen him. Good suit. Drives a
Jag.

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At 00:03:33,060, Character said: Marcus is in Turin on business. So I'm
moving in with Luke on a sort of trial

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At 00:03:37,200, Character said: basis.

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At 00:03:38,660, Character said: Oh, God, I feel marvellous.

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At 00:03:41,100, Character said: This is the first day of the rest of my
life.

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At 00:03:44,330, Character said: Well, I can't hang around here gripping
though your sad and empty lives are.

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At 00:03:48,810, Character said: I've g***t a 24 -year -old hunk to
worship.

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At 00:03:52,030, Character said: Here's where you can reach me.

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At 00:03:53,650, Character said: Emergencies only.

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At 00:03:54,710, Character said: Enjoy your beef burger.

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At 00:04:15,260, Character said: Oh, can you walk then, shall?

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At 00:04:17,860, Character said: Yes, Trace. Yeah, you look nice.

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At 00:04:19,779, Character said: I've g***t a blue silk shirt, just like
that one.

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At 00:04:21,839, Character said: Small world, isn't it?

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At 00:04:23,140, Character said: Yeah. How come she's getting all dressed
up to go and visit Chris? He normally

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At 00:04:26,280, Character said: pulls something out of the bottom of the
laundry basket.

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At 00:04:28,140, Character said: That was when he was just my husband.

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At 00:04:29,680, Character said: He's my business partner now.

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At 00:04:31,240, Character said: You're going soft, girl. Remember how he
treated you? The lies, the other women,

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At 00:04:35,380, Character said: the way he used to pick his toenails
with a bread knife?

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At 00:04:39,360, Character said: Oh, Walter under the bridge, Trace.

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At 00:04:42,050, Character said: I'm in Chigwell. He's inside.

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At 00:04:43,890, Character said: Well, what about that dream you're
always having, where he's g***t his bum

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At 00:04:46,270, Character said: on a carsey full of piranha fish?

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At 00:04:49,230, Character said: You weren't due the last time I had it.
Those only guppies.

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At 00:04:51,970, Character said: Once a scumbag, always a scumbag. But
it's your life, Shell.

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At 00:04:55,570, Character said: And it's my scumbag, Trace.

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At 00:04:57,890, Character said: So what are you doing this afternoon?

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At 00:04:59,990, Character said: Well, I was going to visit Doreen, so I
remember she'd moved.

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At 00:05:03,050, Character said: It's funny, isn't it?

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At 00:05:04,190, Character said: Three years of her bursting in uninvited
and taking the mickey out of us because

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At 00:05:07,690, Character said: we're common.

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At 00:05:09,060, Character said: Telling her that she passed the time
when she was stuck in a lift with lute

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At 00:05:11,940, Character said: tan, second eleven.

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At 00:05:13,980, Character said: I miss her now she's at Luke's.

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At 00:05:16,260, Character said: And you reckon I'm going soft?

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At 00:05:18,180, Character said: Well, don't you?

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At 00:05:18,960, Character said: Miss her, I mean.

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At 00:05:20,620, Character said: Of course not, you lemon.

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At 00:05:24,060, Character said: I want some love, that's true.

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At 00:05:28,000, Character said: And the council were digging up the I
Street last week. Oh, yeah? Again.

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At 00:05:32,060, Character said: So we had all the nabbies in, stoking up
on greaseburgers.

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At 00:05:35,320, Character said: I reckon we cleared at least an extra 80
quid. You really g***t this careful

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At 00:05:39,600, Character said: exercise, don't you, Cheryl?

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At 00:05:40,920, Character said: The Anita Roddick of the fried slice,
me.

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At 00:05:44,920, Character said: And you're looking smashing today.

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At 00:05:47,660, Character said: Usually, you look like you've pulled
something from the bottom of the laundry

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At 00:05:50,080, Character said: basket.

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At 00:05:52,340, Character said: Yeah, well, I've mellowed.

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At 00:05:54,260, Character said: Mellowed? That's the word.

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At 00:05:56,540, Character said: Plus, you know what I realised on the
way down here, Chris?

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At 00:05:59,360, Character said: I don't fancy you no more.

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At 00:06:01,180, Character said: Oh, what?

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At 00:06:02,460, Character said: Is it the gear?

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At 00:06:03,790, Character said: I'm afraid Giorgio Armani didn't have
much creative input on this little lot.

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At 00:06:08,170, Character said: No, it ain't the gear.

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At 00:06:09,510, Character said: Hey, I bet you don't remember what I was
wearing the night we met.

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At 00:06:14,750, Character said: White trousers, black shirt and under
appendix scarf. Yeah, all right, keep

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At 00:06:18,730, Character said: voice down. And a dirty great medallion
that you probably found inside a box of

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At 00:06:22,650, Character said: cornflakes. Yeah, did the trick though,
didn't it, eh?

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At 00:06:25,730, Character said: Yeah, because by the end of the night,
you was down to a pair of underpants

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At 00:06:30,110, Character said: they could have featured on Wildlife
Online.

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At 00:06:33,990, Character said: Happy days.

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At 00:06:36,010, Character said: It's true, though, Chris.

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At 00:06:37,590, Character said: Before you g***t banged up, you led me a
dog's life because of all the dogs you

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At 00:06:40,890, Character said: were seeing.

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At 00:06:41,910, Character said: There was that Letha, Maureen, the bird
down the spud you like. Oh, Tricia.

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At 00:06:46,630, Character said: She always used to smell of sour cream
and chives.

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At 00:06:50,130, Character said: You gave me a terrible tongue -lashing
about it. Didn't half turn me on.

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At 00:06:54,350, Character said: I gave you Elle because I fancied you.

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At 00:06:57,110, Character said: But I don't fancy you no more.

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At 00:06:59,090, Character said: Fair enough.

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At 00:07:01,410, Character said: I must say, you take this terribly well,
Chris.

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At 00:07:05,120, Character said: A couple of years ago, you would have
seen it as a slur on your macho Greek

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At 00:07:08,600, Character said: manhood. Yeah, well, perhaps we've both
changed.

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At 00:07:11,880, Character said: I used to be a faultless git.

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At 00:07:14,320, Character said: Yeah, all right, all right.

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At 00:07:16,760, Character said: Maybe I still **.

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At 00:07:18,080, Character said: You used to be a slob and a tracksuit
with more rabbit than water s***t down.

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