Birds Of A Feather Sisters Are Doing It S04E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,840, Character said: What will I do when you are gone?

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At 00:00:43,280, Character said: Sharon, I've just had the most gorgeous
man reading my meter.

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At 00:00:46,100, Character said: Tom Cruise's eyes.

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At 00:00:47,740, Character said: Will Carling's smile.

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At 00:00:49,440, Character said: Kevin Costner's bum.

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At 00:00:55,960, Character said: Honestly, they do put them in some dark
places.

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At 00:00:59,600, Character said: Oh, I don't know, though.

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At 00:01:03,920, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:01:05,660, Character said: Again. Don't you ever stop.

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At 00:01:08,460, Character said: Only to get my breath back.

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At 00:01:10,960, Character said: Honestly, she's g***t a one -track mind.

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At 00:01:13,210, Character said: Nothing a cold shower won't cure.

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At 00:01:15,130, Character said: I've always had a soft spot for men in
uniform.

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At 00:01:17,690, Character said: And out of uniform and all, I shouldn't
wonder.

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At 00:01:19,570, Character said: See you. Cheers.

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At 00:01:21,610, Character said: A bientot.

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At 00:01:28,490, Character said: Oh, look at that rear.

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At 00:01:30,550, Character said: Like two peaches inside a handkerchief.

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At 00:01:34,790, Character said: Yeah, you can't beat an ice bum.

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At 00:01:37,790, Character said: Chris may have been a complete washout
as a human being, but he had a great

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At 00:01:41,010, Character said: little butt on him.

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At 00:01:42,370, Character said: Marcus thinks his is spreading, but I
told him size isn't everything.

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At 00:01:47,430, Character said: Trace, is that you?

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At 00:01:48,570, Character said: No, it's Santa Claus.

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At 00:01:49,810, Character said: Maddy, we're coming down chimneys.

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At 00:01:51,590, Character said: All right, all right, you sarky mare.

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At 00:01:53,790, Character said: I ain't being sarky. I've come bearing
gifts. Oh, what are we celebrating?

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At 00:01:58,110, Character said: Probably just clinched Maidstone
Prison's Stoppiest Wife of the Year

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At 00:02:01,670, Character said: I ain't been to Maidstone, clever cluck.
Yes, you have.

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At 00:02:05,420, Character said: Where else would you be in your best
gear?

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At 00:02:06,820, Character said: Oh, to meet a man, of course.

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At 00:02:08,740, Character said: That's your answer to everything, isn't
it, Dor?

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At 00:02:11,000, Character said: A man.

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At 00:02:12,020, Character said: Well, that or a box of Belgian truffles
and the latest Jilly Cooper.

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At 00:02:16,020, Character said: Perhaps Dorian's right for a change.

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At 00:02:19,240, Character said: Tracy, you dark horse.

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At 00:02:21,280, Character said: Well, why else would I have bought this
champagne?

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At 00:02:24,140, Character said: I knew this would happen.

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At 00:02:26,300, Character said: You've met another fella and you've
fallen in love and he's moving in here

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At 00:02:29,480, Character said: you won't want me around anymore.

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At 00:02:31,360, Character said: I'll end up in Cardboard City.

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At 00:02:33,780, Character said: Or else you'll move... Move in with him,
I'll have to pay the mortgage on this

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At 00:02:36,770, Character said: place and I'll go bankrupt and I'll
still end up in cardboard.

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At 00:02:39,610, Character said: What a job, you lemon.

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At 00:02:41,770, Character said: You mean I won't have to move out?

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At 00:02:43,470, Character said: The man I met is the sales manager of
Leckham's Commercial Offset Printers and

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At 00:02:47,790, Character said: I'm now his secretary.

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At 00:02:49,370, Character said: Temporary for now, but you never know.

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At 00:02:51,050, Character said: What about my bookkeeping, Sharon?

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At 00:02:53,790, Character said: Congratulations, Tracy. I'm dead proud
of you, Tracy. What about your

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At 00:02:57,210, Character said: bookkeeping? Well, if you've g***t a job,
who's going to do the cafeca? Sharon!

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At 00:03:01,590, Character said: I will, on a Sunday morning like I
always do.

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At 00:03:04,750, Character said: Now say something nice or you'll get
this bottle of bubbly right up your

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At 00:03:08,370, Character said: column.

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At 00:03:11,770, Character said: Congratulations, Trace. I'm dead proud
of you.

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At 00:03:14,530, Character said: So, what's this sales manager like?

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At 00:03:18,170, Character said: Grey quilted shoes and a Bobby Charlton
hairdo?

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At 00:03:21,530, Character said: His name's Bill Steele and he's late
thirties and he looks a bit like that

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At 00:03:25,030, Character said: newsreader with the twinkly eyes.

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At 00:03:27,370, Character said: Moira Stewart?

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At 00:03:29,930, Character said: Michael Pratt, you burk.

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At 00:03:32,110, Character said: I mean Burke, you prat.

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At 00:03:34,870, Character said: I've always liked Michael Burke.

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At 00:03:36,490, Character said: He talks about the recession with such
humanity.

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At 00:03:39,650, Character said: So you'll be having this twinkly -eyed
boss of yours up behind the filing

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At 00:03:43,090, Character said: cabinets before you can say, take a
letter, Miss Stubbs. You always have to

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At 00:03:46,630, Character said: lower the tone, don't you?

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At 00:03:48,210, Character said: Only if Dorian don't get there first.

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At 00:03:50,930, Character said: He's married, I'm married.

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At 00:03:52,790, Character said: He's the boss, I'm the secretary.

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At 00:03:54,950, Character said: All right, now let's party.

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At 00:04:03,219, Character said: Green fingers too, eh?

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At 00:04:04,700, Character said: I reckon you laughed at me too. I was
trying to go faggins in it.

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At 00:04:08,440, Character said: Is there no end to your talent?

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At 00:04:10,640, Character said: Well, I did forget to cancel your
meeting with George Bannerman last week.

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At 00:04:13,660, Character said: Yeah, but I g***t two grand order out of
it, didn't I, eh?

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At 00:04:17,880, Character said: What a pair, eh?

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At 00:04:20,600, Character said: Better get on with that report if you
want it for tomorrow.

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At 00:04:22,860, Character said: So, how are you settling in?

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At 00:04:25,840, Character said: Terrific. I'm really grateful to you for
taking me on when you could have had

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At 00:04:28,800, Character said: some Kylie clone straight out of
college.

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At 00:04:31,070, Character said: I've had it with brainless bimbos in
lycra mini skirts that leave nothing to

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At 00:04:34,670, Character said: imagination. I know. Some of the skirts
my Garth's girlfriends wear. I've g***t

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At 00:04:38,330, Character said: air bands wider.

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At 00:04:40,430, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:04:41,410, Character said: I've turned into me mother.

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At 00:04:42,990, Character said: Arthur, you're lying about your son's
age. I'm not honest.

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At 00:04:46,230, Character said: He's 18, next birthday.

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At 00:04:47,730, Character said: Oh, you had him when you were seven.
Now, which is it?

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At 00:04:50,370, Character said: I always thought at 18 I'd be working as
a PA up west, sharing a flat with an

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At 00:04:55,090, Character said: air hostess and driving down King's Road
in a sports car.

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At 00:04:58,320, Character said: Not washing out nappies under a cold tap
in Tottenham.

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At 00:05:01,240, Character said: My garth did put the muckers on my
career, which is why it's great to have

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At 00:05:04,720, Character said: now. And it's great to have you here. I
like a woman who's been around and knows

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At 00:05:08,380, Character said: how to handle a bloke like me.

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At 00:05:13,040, Character said: The Hargreaves order.

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At 00:05:14,820, Character said: Frank wants your valued opinion.

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At 00:05:16,960, Character said: G***t to have someone else who's paid the
wrong side this morning, Sheila.

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At 00:05:21,000, Character said: Listen, Anne and I are going up to
Fedley's lunchtime if you fancy coming.

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At 00:05:24,900, Character said: can't. I've g***t to finish this report.

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At 00:05:27,000, Character said: Tracey's very conscientious. I can spell
that for you if you need to look it up

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At 00:05:30,320, Character said: in her dictionary.

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At 00:05:31,740, Character said: Don't bother.

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At 00:05:32,620, Character said: We don't get much call for long words on
reception.

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At 00:05:37,340, Character said: Blimey. Who's rattled her cage?

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At 00:05:39,440, Character said: Steer well clear of that one, Tracey.
She's not known as Sheila Blige for

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At 00:05:42,880, Character said: nothing.

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At 00:05:48,300, Character said: Trace, I'm on tenterhooks. I ain't been
so excited since I last watched paint

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At 00:05:52,860, Character said: dry.

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At 00:05:54,600, Character said: Here I come.

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At 00:05:58,060, Character said: Do you reckon it's OK?

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At 00:05:59,020, Character said: I mean, they said I could take it back
if it clashed with the bride's outfit.

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At 00:06:03,500, Character said: What bride's outfit?

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At 00:06:05,000, Character said: Oh, you know what I'm like. I can't take
something back unless I make up this

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At 00:06:07,800, Character said: big story as to why it might be
unsuitable.

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At 00:06:10,900, Character said: Unsuitable? Boom, boom!

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At 00:06:13,420, Character said: Look, just do what I do.

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At 00:06:15,240, Character said: Say you bought it for someone and they
died.

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At 00:06:18,160, Character said: Look, I know it's a bit extravagant
blowing my first wage packet on some new

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At 00:06:21,320, Character said: gear, but I need some proper work
clothes.

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At 00:06:23,500, Character said: It's no skin off my nose what you do
with your dosh.

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At 00:06:26,120, Character said: You, er... So you spend it. Well, what
about the skirt?

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At 00:06:29,680, Character said: What about it? You don't think it's too
short, do you? I don't want the world

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At 00:06:32,900, Character said: and his wife getting an eyeful of my
jacksie.

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At 00:06:36,360, Character said: I've seen you wear a lot shorter.

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At 00:06:38,560, Character said: Remember that dress you bought to see
the Osmonds at Wembley? You could have

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At 00:06:41,960, Character said: corrupted little Jimmy every time you
crossed your arms.

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At 00:06:45,200, Character said: It's just I don't want to look like a
brainless...