Birds Of A Feather Substitute Eng S01E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,800, Character said: What'll I do when you are far

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At 00:00:08,020, Character said: away and I ** blue?

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At 00:00:13,480, Character said: What'll I do when I'm alone

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At 00:00:19,180, Character said: with only dreams of you

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At 00:00:25,540, Character said: that won't...

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At 00:00:31,720, Character said: What do I do?

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At 00:01:01,450, Character said: And somehow I felt unfulfilled, unlike
most of the people in her books.

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At 00:01:05,751, Character said: So I asked Dorian, did she have anything
a bit more challenging? She said, what

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At 00:01:10,330, Character said: did I fancy? I said, I didn't really
know. So she lent us this.

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At 00:01:13,230, Character said: It's g***t a bit of everything in it.

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At 00:01:14,990, Character said: A bit of Kafka, a bit of Jean -Paul
Sartre, a bit of Kant.

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At 00:01:18,970, Character said: Oh, Kant.

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At 00:01:22,451, Character said: Yes, yes.

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At 00:01:24,340, Character said: Typical working -class attitude to
anything on paper that ain't covered in

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At 00:01:28,100, Character said: and vinegar.

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At 00:01:29,620, Character said: And you can't be enjoying it.

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At 00:01:32,360, Character said: No, not exactly.

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At 00:01:34,100, Character said: But it does broaden the mind.

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At 00:01:36,540, Character said: I mean, an education gives you something
to talk about after, doesn't it?

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At 00:01:40,300, Character said: Something besides, give the fag or I beg
for dry patch.

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At 00:01:43,541, Character said: It don't matter what you read, you're
still common, ain't you?

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At 00:01:48,480, Character said: No, just honest.

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At 00:01:50,001, Character said: Being honest, I won't be needing this.
You can't do that. That's your visiting

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At 00:01:54,860, Character said: order. I know.

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At 00:01:56,880, Character said: I've been carting it around in me bag
for three weeks with no real intention

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At 00:02:00,800, Character said: ever seeing Chris again.

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At 00:02:01,940, Character said: But you can't just dump him. He's still
your husband.

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At 00:02:04,320, Character said: You've g***t to save him through thick and
thin.

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At 00:02:06,320, Character said: Take the rough with the smooth, share
the ups and the downs. The ins and the

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At 00:02:09,500, Character said: outs and the okies and the kokies.

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At 00:02:12,040, Character said: I'll take the mix, Sharon. What about
your marriage vans?

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At 00:02:15,320, Character said: Trace, they were all in Greek.

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At 00:02:16,761, Character said: Well, I know. I might have been agreeing
to buy all 24 volumes of the

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At 00:02:22,780, Character said: Encyclopedia Britannica.

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At 00:02:25,740, Character said: Anyway, I've been to see a brief.

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At 00:02:27,620, Character said: Dorian recommended one. Dorian? You can
find more in Dorian than you can find in

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At 00:02:31,800, Character said: me. Look, I just asked her as a friend.
I'm your sister.

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At 00:02:35,960, Character said: Blood is meant to be thicker than water.

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At 00:02:38,060, Character said: Yeah, well, they're thick.

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At 00:02:39,500, Character said: And they're thick.

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At 00:02:44,400, Character said: Oh, come on, Trace.

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At 00:02:47,340, Character said: I've apologised enough. Nothing, I.

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At 00:02:51,050, Character said: Blimey, I've eaten more dung than Mrs.
Thatcher's entire cabinet.

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At 00:02:55,230, Character said: You're sick, all right.

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At 00:02:57,130, Character said: Look, I told you.

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At 00:02:59,210, Character said: I didn't mean you were sick when I said
you were sick.

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At 00:03:03,230, Character said: I just meant that you can be so, so
blinkered.

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At 00:03:07,511, Character said: Just because you think marriage is the
greatest invention since the pop -up

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At 00:03:12,410, Character said: toaster doesn't mean I've g***t to stay
with that useless ponce the rest of my

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At 00:03:15,930, Character said: life, does it?

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At 00:03:20,190, Character said: Blimey. What?

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At 00:03:22,010, Character said: I've just spotted this week's special
offer.

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At 00:03:25,150, Character said: Where comes I never come home with
anything like that when I go shopping?

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At 00:03:30,130, Character said: She never stops, does she?

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At 00:03:32,770, Character said: Well, he's a bit of an outlaw, isn't he?

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At 00:03:35,590, Character said: Tracy Stubbs.

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At 00:03:37,450, Character said: Go and wash your eyes out with soap and
water.

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At 00:03:43,290, Character said: Hi. So how's the reading going, Sharon?

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At 00:03:46,590, Character said: Oh, not bad.

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At 00:03:48,000, Character said: That Lord Byron was a bit of a gullible,
weren't he?

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At 00:03:51,120, Character said: Which juice has been?

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At 00:03:52,540, Character said: Oh, of course, where are my manners?

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At 00:03:55,020, Character said: Answers on a postcard, please.

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At 00:03:56,840, Character said: Yes, this is Pat Edwards.

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At 00:03:59,400, Character said: Pat, this is, or rather these are, Tracy
and Sharon, my next -door neighbours.

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At 00:04:03,920, Character said: Pleased to meet you.

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At 00:04:04,971, Character said: Pat and I have just been looking at
houses together.

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At 00:04:07,280, Character said: What? You don't mean... No, she doesn't.
I didn't know you were such a wind -up

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At 00:04:11,060, Character said: artist, Dorian.

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At 00:04:12,111, Character said: I'm just lodging with Marcus and Dorian
for a couple of weeks until I can find

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At 00:04:15,440, Character said: some places to buy.

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At 00:04:16,670, Character said: Pat's been working in Italy for three
years.

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At 00:04:19,130, Character said: You're Patsy Edwards, aren't you?

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At 00:04:21,269, Character said: I'm afraid so.

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At 00:04:23,530, Character said: Patsy Edwards!

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At 00:04:24,581, Character said: There was a big picture of him in the
News of the World yesterday.

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At 00:04:28,330, Character said: You don't mean... No, no.

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At 00:04:30,910, Character said: Not the best hung paper hanger in
Halifax.

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At 00:04:36,710, Character said: Patsy Edwards lives on the sports page.

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At 00:04:39,710, Character said: West Ham have just paid some Italian cub
nearly a million quid for him.

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At 00:04:43,470, Character said: Nah.

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At 00:04:44,521, Character said: Don't try to tell my Daryl you've moved
in next door. He's mad about West Ham.

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At 00:04:48,440, Character said: Really? I can get you a couple of
tickets for the next home game.

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At 00:04:51,000, Character said: You can be my guest.

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At 00:04:52,460, Character said: I don't really think Daryl would be able
to come to your next home game.

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At 00:04:56,140, Character said: I'll call the one after that.

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At 00:04:57,521, Character said: There's someone else's guest at the
moment.

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At 00:04:59,980, Character said: What, you see he plays on a Saturday?

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At 00:05:01,960, Character said: Oh, right. Who's for?

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At 00:05:04,380, Character said: Just an amateur side.

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At 00:05:06,160, Character said: Yeah, Wormwood Scrubbers.

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At 00:05:14,550, Character said: The last of yours is a real pig to iron.

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At 00:05:17,490, Character said: All these frills.

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At 00:05:18,910, Character said: Well, leave it if you can't do it.

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At 00:05:20,630, Character said: Oh, I can do it. I just ate it. That's
all.

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At 00:05:23,710, Character said: Anyway, why do we iron?

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At 00:05:25,870, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:27,290, Character said: Well, why do we?

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At 00:05:28,571, Character said: It's just a social convention that says
clothes look better all smooth instead

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At 00:05:33,170, Character said: of all crumbly.

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At 00:05:34,490, Character said: Ever since you started reading that
book, you've been questioning

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At 00:05:38,390, Character said: Why do we iron? Why do we clap when we
like something and boo when we don't and

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At 00:05:42,370, Character said: not the other way round?

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At 00:05:43,840, Character said: Why are we here? Oh, I figured out that
one.

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At 00:05:46,580, Character said: It's because Chiswell's a dance -site
nicer than Edmonton Green.

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At 00:05:50,720, Character said: Right, tell me how this stands.

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At 00:05:52,560, Character said: Do you mind? I'm trying to whine here.
Just listen.

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At 00:05:55,420, Character said: My darling Daryl... Shakespeare couldn't
have put it better.

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At 00:05:59,041, Character said: Then I'll skip over the rest of the
first page because it's about a dream I

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At 00:06:02,680, Character said: about him the other night.

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At 00:06:03,720, Character said: Oh, no, go on, tell us. No. I'll do
that. No, I'm a priest and you're ready

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At 00:06:07,740, Character said: minute. All right, read us the rest
then.

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At 00:06:10,960, Character said: The other morning, it was so hot, the
milk turned on the doorstep.

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At 00:06:14,880, Character said: I told Milky, and he changed it for a
strawberry yoghurt.

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At 00:06:18,540, Character said: So that was all right.

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At 00:06:23,000, Character said: You should have a column in Exchange and
March Race.

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At 00:06:25,591, Character said: Then I go and say that I really miss
you, of course, and I'm dying to see

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At 00:06:29,560, Character said: only you're visiting all Dresden arrived
yet. I suppose it's in the post, unless

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At 00:06:32,200, Character said: you've gone off me. Joke.

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At 00:06:34,140, Character said: Then there's a bit more personal stuff.

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At 00:06:36,440, Character said: You told him about Dorian's Lodger?

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At 00:06:39,580, Character said: Pepsi. I didn't think he'd be that
interested.

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At 00:06:42,230, Character said: What? Don't give me all that.

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At 00:06:44,510, Character said: Daryl's West...