Carry On - 07 Subtitles

At 00:02:01,641, Character said: Wotcha, mate!

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At 00:02:05,300, Character said: Oi, where's the funeral, then?

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At 00:02:11,541, Character said: Watch it, mate, she's g***t out of the box.

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At 00:02:19,380, Character said: Don't do that when you take your test, mate,
you'll never pass.

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At 00:02:22,540, Character said: You filthy, rotten road hog.

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At 00:02:25,539, Character said: Good for you, lady.

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At 00:02:33,859, Character said: What's the matter with you?
Can't you give a hand signal?

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At 00:02:38,538, Character said: Oh, veteran driver.

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At 00:02:44,018, Character said: Charlie!

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At 00:02:47,057, Character said: Charlie!

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At 00:02:49,978, Character said: Charlie! Ted!

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At 00:02:56,737, Character said: Hello, Peg,
and how are you this lovely morning?

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At 00:02:59,977, Character said: Never mind the lovely morning.
Where's Charlie?

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At 00:03:02,296, Character said: Charlie? Oh, l don't know, Peg.
Perhaps he's in the office.

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At 00:03:06,096, Character said: No he's not, l've just been in there.

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At 00:03:07,856, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:09,496, Character said: l meant...the other office, you know, the...

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At 00:03:14,016, Character said: What, for two hours?

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At 00:03:16,536, Character said: Oh, come off it, Ted, you can't fool me.
Has he gone out cabbing?

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At 00:03:20,574, Character said: Mm? Oh, no. Well, he wouldn't do that,
would he? Not after he's promised you.

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At 00:03:24,696, Character said: He's somewhere around, l expect.

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At 00:03:27,015, Character said: Don't worry. Look, l'll find him.

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At 00:03:37,373, Character said: - Well?
- lt's all right, l've finished it.

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At 00:03:39,413, Character said: - You mean you've done all the things you said?
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:42,093, Character said: - How did you do 'em, then?
- lt's simple, just took up the slack.

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At 00:03:48,374, Character said: Service.

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At 00:03:50,893, Character said: What do you want?

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At 00:03:52,613, Character said: Oh, sorry. Beg your pardon.

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At 00:03:54,652, Character said: l think l'll have a nice quick fourpenny roll
with you.

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At 00:03:57,412, Character said: That's enough sauce out of you, Ted.
lf you don't shut up...

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At 00:04:00,212, Character said: - Give us a kiss, then.
- No, l won't.

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At 00:04:01,972, Character said: You ought to be...

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At 00:04:03,612, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:04:05,652, Character said: l wish l had a nice big spanner handy.

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At 00:04:07,691, Character said: So do l. l'd get you loosened up a bit.

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At 00:04:10,331, Character said: Why don't you two get married
and we could all get a bit of peace?

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At 00:04:13,252, Character said: - That suits me fine. How about it, Sally?
- Over my dead body.

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At 00:04:16,331, Character said: That's not what you said in the pictures.

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At 00:04:18,291, Character said: - Why, what did l say?
- Oh, very romantic it was. What was it, now?

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At 00:04:21,812, Character said: Oh, yeah, she said,
''You get your hand away!'' she said.

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At 00:04:25,410, Character said: Eh?

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At 00:04:26,770, Character said: - He was trying to pinch my walnut crackles.
- Yeah, and l very nearly did too.

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At 00:04:30,409, Character said: - We'll have to get married now, won't we?
- l'm warning you, if you don't shut up, l'll...

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At 00:04:34,769, Character said: l'll fling this tea in your ugly mug.

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At 00:04:36,489, Character said: Ooh, blimey, l'm going.
Sounds too much like home.

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At 00:04:39,571, Character said: Yeah, watch out for that clutch, Smiley.
lt's a bit fierce.

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At 00:04:42,330, Character said: Walnut crackles!

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At 00:05:17,966, Character said: No, l haven't.

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At 00:05:40,125, Character said: You should have opened the gate first.

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At 00:05:42,645, Character said: l did open the gate!

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At 00:05:44,525, Character said: Smiley, what the devil's going on?

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At 00:05:46,203, Character said: - Blimey! What's happened?
- He forgot to open the gate.

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At 00:05:48,763, Character said: l didn't forget to open the perishing gate!

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At 00:05:52,004, Character said: - You must have done. lt's shut, look!
- That's right.

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At 00:05:55,044, Character said: - l shut it when l came in.
- Would you mind shutting up, when...?

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At 00:05:58,085, Character said: - You shut it?
- Well, of course l did.

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At 00:06:00,844, Character said: Why?

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At 00:06:01,724, Character said: lt says, ''Have you closed the gate?''
And l hadn't, so l did.

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At 00:06:04,443, Character said: But l'd just opened it to go out, you great big nit.

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At 00:06:08,482, Character said: All right, Smiley, l can handle this. Just drive
down to the repair bay before Charlie sees it.

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At 00:06:15,242, Character said: - Who are you? What do you want?
- Oh, l want a job.

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At 00:06:25,402, Character said: Made a good start, haven't you?

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At 00:06:27,162, Character said: Oh, have l started?

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At 00:06:28,802, Character said: Look, c***k, shove off. Try the breaker's yard.
lt's more in your line.

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At 00:06:32,362, Character said: Oh. Are you the boss or something?

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At 00:06:34,122, Character said: l'm what they call the something manager.

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At 00:06:36,480, Character said: And my advice to you is to be off.

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At 00:06:38,320, Character said: - You mean buzz off?
- No, but you're getting warm.

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At 00:06:41,919, Character said: But l want to be a taxi driver.

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At 00:06:43,599, Character said: The bloke who gave me this card,
he said l'd be all right here.

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At 00:06:48,360, Character said: - ''This is to introduce...'' Oh, ex-army, eh?
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:51,640, Character said: Well, the boss likes to look after the boys,
you know. He was in it himself.

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At 00:06:55,759, Character said: Yes. ls your name really Tankard?

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At 00:06:58,759, Character said: Yes. Terry Tankard,
only the boys always called me Pintpot.

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At 00:07:03,038, Character said: Well... Are you sure it was Pint-pot?

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At 00:07:06,839, Character said: Oh, yes. You see, it's cos my name is Tankard.

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At 00:07:10,158, Character said: Oh, right. Thank you very much indeed.
The boss is out with a cab at the moment,

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At 00:07:13,758, Character said: - so you'd better come and have a cuppa.
- Thank you.

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At 00:07:20,718, Character said: - Sorry.
- There won't be much of this place left.

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At 00:07:23,798, Character said: Well, Ted, where is he, then?

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At 00:07:26,237, Character said: Er...where's who, Peg?

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At 00:07:27,957, Character said: You know very well who. The guv'nor.

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At 00:07:30,396, Character said: You can't see him now. He's out in a cab.

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At 00:07:32,596, Character said: Oh? How do you know?

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At 00:07:35,357, Character said: He told me.

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At 00:07:37,396, Character said: Oh, l remember now. Yes.

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At 00:07:39,836, Character said: - You see, we're rather short of drivers...
- You needn't bother making excuses for him.

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At 00:07:44,235, Character said: The fact is, he'd rather spend his time
playing about with a taxi than with me.

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At 00:07:48,116, Character said: Oh, don't talk nonsense, Peg.

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At 00:07:50,396, Character said: You know he loves playing about with...
l mean spending time with you.

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At 00:07:55,115, Character said: What time? He's up and out before l'm awake
and not back till after l'm asleep.

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At 00:08:00,114, Character said: l haven't had a chance to talk to him
since last Wednesday,

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At 00:08:02,995, Character said: and then it was only with his legs.

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At 00:08:04,874, Character said: His legs?

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At 00:08:06,954, Character said: Yes, sticking out from under a cab.

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At 00:08:10,234, Character said: lt's not fair. He knows l can't get under one.

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At 00:08:13,673, Character said: You can't blame him for working hard, Peg.

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At 00:08:16,193, Character said: There's lots of women who'd be pleased
to be married to Charlie.

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At 00:08:19,193, Character said: So would l, and l'm his wife.

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At 00:08:23,393, Character said: Well...l want to talk to him.
Which cab has he g***t out?

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At 00:08:27,753, Character said: - 66.
- Clickety-click.

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At 00:08:29,673, Character said: l'll give him clickety-click.

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At 00:08:42,472, Character said: That's right.
Have you g***t everything on the front?

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At 00:08:45,432, Character said: Yes, now, that little one can go on the seat.

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At 00:08:47,430, Character said: No, l think l'd better take that.

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At 00:08:49,110, Character said: No. No, it had better go on the seat.

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At 00:08:52,591, Character said: That's right. Now, then,
the basket can go on the seat with me, too.

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At 00:08:56,071, Character said: Now...l'll take the umbrella.

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At 00:08:59,751, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:01,790, Character said: That's it. Now, then, that just leaves this one,
and be very careful with this.

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At 00:09:05,829, Character said: lt's real cowhide.

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At 00:09:07,868, Character said: Naturally. lt belongs to a real... Cowhide is it?

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At 00:09:12,389, Character said: Are you sure you haven't forgotten anything?
Like kitchen sink, parrot, husband?

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At 00:09:16,550, Character said: My husband has passed on.

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At 00:09:19,630, Character said: l'm not surprised.

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At 00:09:21,308, Character said: Are you sure he's in 66, Mrs H?
He don't answer.

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At 00:09:23,748, Character said: l'm positive. Just keep trying.

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At 00:09:25,388, Character said: Come in, 66. Where are you?

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At 00:09:27,947, Character said: Where are you, 66? Come on, let's have you.

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At 00:09:30,027, Character said: All right, all right, Sarge, l'm here.
Don't do your nut. What's all the panic about?

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At 00:09:34,547, Character said: l'll talk to him.

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At 00:09:36,186, Character said: - Charlie, is that you?
- Oh, blimey.

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