The.Addams.Family.2.2021.WEBRip.x264.AAC-YTS.MX-YIFY Subtitles

00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,Hello!

00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:18,English, please.

00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,I'm surrounded by idiots.

00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,That girl is a lot.

00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,I told you, Pugsley.
It's push, not pull.

00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,Hello, everyone!

00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:42,I can't believe

00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,parents let their children
go out like this.

00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,They're all so clean,

00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,shiny.

00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,Oh, it's not all bad, my dear.

00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,At least they pit the children
against each other

00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,in a competition

00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,that will inevitably scar
the losers forever.

00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:59,Behold!
The gift of Prometheus!

00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,Ugh.

00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,Step aside, kid.

00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,I'll show you how it's done.

00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,What?

00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,Ladies and gentlemen.

00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:23,Come on, come on.
Wednesday is next.

00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,Have you ever
found yourself discontented

00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,by those closest to you?

00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:30,Are you irked by their inability

00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:33,to heed simple requests?

00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:37,Such as, "Please don't come
to my science fair."

00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,She's talking about us.

00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,Do you ever wish you could take

00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,their undesirable qualities

00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,and eliminate them forever?

00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,It can be done.

00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,Meet my Uncle Fester.

00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:52,Hello!

00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,That's my brother.

00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,Observe.

00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,Hmm.

00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,Mm.

00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,Come on!

00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,Stomach-turning, isn't it?

00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,In stark contrast, however,

00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,is Socrates.

00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,Aw.

00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,Psst! Are you gonna eat that?

00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,This led me
to ponder the question,

00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,what if personality traits
could be extracted

00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,and implanted between creatures?

00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,Bottoms up.

00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:45,Ooh.

00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,Yay! All right!
Thank you, thank you.

00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,What happened?

00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,Is there a single person

00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,in the history of the world

00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,who's made more
of a breakthrough?

00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,She's an enfant terrible.

00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,With the focus on terrible.

00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:18,Cara mia, you know
what French does to me.

00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:23,And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,Here to present the awards
at this year's

00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:28,Strange Foundation
National Science Fair,

00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,is the brilliant innovator

00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:34,and the namesake of our
foundation, Cyrus Strange.

00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,Hello, everyone.

00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:39,Oh!

00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,I'm so honored to be here.

00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:45,But, well,
I'm not actually there, I'm...

00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,Well, you get it.

00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,Welcome to this year's
science fair.

00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:52,I'm excited to honor this group

00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,of brilliant minds
we have before us.

00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,Let's proceed.

00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,And the winner is...

00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,Good luck.-

00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,Oh. You were serious.

00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,Everyone who participated.

00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,- What?
- That's right.

00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,This year, we are
embracing a new philosophy.

00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,Just trying makes you a winner.

00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:18,But how can you be a winner
if no one is a loser?

00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,Every single
one of you is special.

00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,Disagree.

00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:23,He's not special.

00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,Did you see his volcano?

00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,What was that? Baking soda?

00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,Is this the third grade?

00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:32,It does not count!

00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,Don't you get it?

00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,- Ugh.
- I get it, Wednesday.

00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,I watched your presentation.

00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:39,It was brilliant.

00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,Yes, I'm aware of that.

00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,I see a kindred spirit in you.

00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,Mm-hmm.
The makings of a great mind.

00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:49,If you'd like to share
your research with me,

00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,I could develop it further
in my lab.

00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,Imagine what would happen

00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:56,if we combined your data
with the proper resources?

00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,Alas, I can't share any of that.

00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,It's a family secret.

00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,I see.

00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,And which family is yours?

00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,Fire in the hole!

00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,Oh.

00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,Pretty hot, eh, ladies?

00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,Nice job, Romeo.

00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,For more

00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,Morticia, my queen,

00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,you inflame me.

00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:33,I feel liquid magma
lapping at my body.

00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,You're on fire, dear.

00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,Ha! So I **!

00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,My condolences.

00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:19,Great thinkers need
obstacles to function.

00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,Yet, with every
meaningless trophy,

00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:25,I become more
and more unremarkable.

00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:30,And with every hug,
more brain cells erode.

00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:33,But, like the phoenix
from the ashes,

00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:36,I shall rise above this setback.

00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:41,Together, we shall turn heads,
Socrates.

00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,Starting with Pugsley.

00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,- Love hurts, huh, kid?
- Huh?

00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:53,Well, I saw you
swing and miss horribly

00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,with the ladies
at the science fair.

00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:59,So, I thought
you should read my book!

00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:03,The Fester Method: How to Woo
and Other Tips on Love.

00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,You wrote this?

00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,Self-published, on the Internet.

00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,Not easy to do.

00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,Pugsley, I've been
on three first dates.

00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:16,I mean, who else
has that kind of experience?

00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:23,I know this, uh,
goes against guy code,

00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,but what are you doing
Friday night?

00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,Hey, you kids,
come on down here.

00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,It's dinner time.

00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,Mmm.

00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,It's dinner time,
my favorite nighttime meal!

00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,My balls!

00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,Uh-oh, my head!

00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,Mmm.

00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,Oh!

00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,Please, Uncle Fester,
wait for the children.

00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,Children?

00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,I thought
we were having chicken.

00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,Where are those two?

00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,Pugsley may have an appetite
for destruction,

00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,but it's never a match
for his stomach.

00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,I wouldn't wait on Pugsley.

00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,Kid's g***t
a lot of homework to do.

00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,This generation.

00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,Let's at least wait
for Wednesday.

00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,Why does nobody in this family

00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,come in through the front door?

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