Dangerous.when.wet.1953.ES.DVD-Rip Subtitles

At 00:00:01,000, Character said: MOJADA Y PELIGROSA

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At 00:01:54,164, Character said: De la cama de buen humor
me levanto.

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At 00:01:57,634, Character said: Por donde hay claridad.

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At 00:01:59,502, Character said: Por donde la luz da.

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At 00:02:01,838, Character said: De la cama de buen humor
me levanto.

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At 00:02:05,341, Character said: Y un d�a maravilloso tendr�.

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At 00:02:09,779, Character said: Canto a d�o con el gallo.

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At 00:02:13,383, Character said: Canto a d�o...

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At 00:02:15,018, Character said: ...con el gallo,

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At 00:02:17,387, Character said: pero �l ya no canta como anta�o.

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At 00:02:20,990, Character said: Mis gorgoritos no puede igualar.

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At 00:02:25,395, Character said: �Qu� mas da si el sol
hoy no brilla?

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At 00:02:29,632, Character said: Los huevos muestran
su mejor sonrisa.

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At 00:02:33,069, Character said: Y por si eso fuera poco,

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At 00:02:37,407, Character said: el caf� humeante est�

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At 00:02:40,777, Character said: cuando el d�a pasa
y se hace de noche.

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At 00:02:44,214, Character said: Si yo de buen humor sigo,

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At 00:02:48,484, Character said: como un disco rayado
no quiero sonar.

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At 00:02:51,988, Character said: Me figuro que todo es por esto.

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At 00:02:56,259, Character said: Porque de la cama de
buen humor me levanto.

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At 00:02:59,796, Character said: Y un d�a maravilloso tendr�.

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At 00:03:04,334, Character said: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
Dos, dos, tres, cuatro.

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At 00:03:08,872, Character said: Tres, dos, tres, cuatro.
Cuatro, dos, tres, cuatro.

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At 00:03:13,176, Character said: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
Dos, dos, tres, cuatro.

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At 00:03:17,247, Character said: Tres, dos, tres, cuatro.
Cuatro, dos, tres, cuatro.

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At 00:03:21,618, Character said: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
Dos, dos, tres, cuatro.

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At 00:03:25,855, Character said: Tres, dos, tres, cuatro.
Cuatro, dos, tres, ya.

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At 00:03:49,488, Character said: Ganado para leche

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At 00:04:00,323, Character said: �Qu� te resulta tan interesante?

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At 00:04:01,925, Character said: Los piensos con tr�bol y alfalfa
en relaci�n a las de otras legumbres.

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At 00:04:05,295, Character said: Pero yo no lo veo muy claro.

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At 00:04:06,930, Character said: Katy, para ser granjera
los libros no sirven.

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At 00:04:09,532, Character said: �Y si nadaras diez vueltas?

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At 00:04:12,302, Character said: �Tengo que hacerlo, pap�?

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At 00:04:13,503, Character said: Ayer no diste ni una brazada,
ni anteayer. Vas a perder la forma.

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At 00:04:17,440, Character said: Te vas a poner fofa.
Recuerda el lema de la familia.

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At 00:04:20,043, Character said: "Cuida de tu cuerpo."

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At 00:04:21,477, Character said: - Eso.
- Y el cerebro que se cuide solo.

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At 00:04:23,746, Character said: Yo no he dicho eso.

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At 00:04:25,114, Character said: No voy a ponerme fofa, pap�.

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At 00:04:26,950, Character said: Buena chica.
Katy...

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At 00:04:30,687, Character said: Est� bien.

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At 00:04:33,056, Character said: Desayunamos en 15 minutos.

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At 00:04:35,224, Character said: Como un disco rayado
no quiero sonar.

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At 00:04:38,594, Character said: Aunque me figuro
que todo es por esto...

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At 00:04:42,765, Character said: Porque de la cama
de buen humor me levanto.

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At 00:04:46,469, Character said: Y un d�a maravilloso tendr�.

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At 00:05:39,055, Character said: �Cuidado!

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At 00:05:46,863, Character said: Venga, muchacha, mu�vete.

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At 00:05:49,298, Character said: Fuera.

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At 00:05:52,668, Character said: Vamos, gordinflona,
vete con la m�sica a otra parte.

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At 00:05:57,140, Character said: Venga, no te quedes ah�, mu�vete.

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At 00:05:59,075, Character said: P�daselo con caballerosidad.

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At 00:06:01,077, Character said: No es un caballero, es una vaca.
Y as� acaba el chiste.

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At 00:06:04,781, Character said: Vamos, vamos.
Moveos. Por aqu�.

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At 00:06:07,116, Character said: - �Eres la hija del granjero?
- Por aqu�.

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At 00:06:09,719, Character said: Y el viajante de comercio.
Y as� acaba otro chiste.

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At 00:06:12,422, Character said: Vamos, por ah�.

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At 00:06:13,689, Character said: - Bonitas vacas.
- Gracias.

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At 00:06:15,391, Character said: - Y t� tambi�n.
- Quedaos fuera del camino, chicas.

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At 00:06:18,161, Character said: Vamos a estar en la ciudad esta
tarde. Podr�amos vernos.

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At 00:06:21,964, Character said: - Yo no contar�a con ello. - �Por qu�?
�Tienes que orde�ar las vacas?

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At 00:06:26,803, Character said: No, son muy listas,
se orde�an ellas mismas.

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At 00:06:30,006, Character said: Lo que diga la chica va a misa.

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At 00:06:32,108, Character said: - S�, se�or.
- �Por qu� no te lo piensas mejor?

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At 00:06:34,977, Character said: Tenemos montado un espect�culo,
cortes�a de esa bendici�n que es Liquapep.

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At 00:06:39,982, Character said: Espera y ver�s.

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At 00:06:41,350, Character said: Si est�s d�bil o mal desarrollada,
te tomas dos cucharadas llenas, y...

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At 00:06:47,490, Character said: Bueno, creo que no te hace falta.

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At 00:06:49,258, Character said: Ven a vernos de todos modos.

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At 00:06:51,094, Character said: Luego podr�amos cenar algo.
�Qu� me dices?

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At 00:06:54,730, Character said: - Te dir� qu� haremos.
- �S�?

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At 00:06:57,633, Character said: Hay una droguer�a en la esquina
de la calle Mayor y Elm.

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At 00:07:00,570, Character said: Esp�rame fuera. Ponte un clavel
blanco para que pueda reconocerte.

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At 00:07:04,440, Character said: No te muevas de ah�.

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At 00:07:06,476, Character said: Si para el jueves no me he presentado,
es que no he podido ir, �vale?

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At 00:07:13,549, Character said: Chico, tiene car�cter.

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At 00:07:18,788, Character said: - Hijo, p�same la melaza.
- El germen de trigo, por favor.

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At 00:07:21,524, Character said: - Mirad, tiene dos yemas.
- �Cu�l lo habr� puesto?

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At 00:07:24,727, Character said: Habr�a que estudiar su dieta.

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At 00:07:26,696, Character said: Debe ser Becky. Se entrega por
completo a su trabajo.

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At 00:07:29,465, Character said: Mam�, �puedo tomar m�s yogur?

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At 00:07:31,234, Character said: Eso es lo que necesitan
nuestras vacas.

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At 00:07:33,369, Character said: - �Yogur?
- No, un macho de Jersey.

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At 00:07:36,105, Character said: - �A que es bonito?
- �Sabes lo que nos costar�a ese macho?

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At 00:07:39,342, Character said: Yo s� lo que cuesta Sir John Ralwyn.
Y �l lo vale.

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At 00:07:42,912, Character said: Si apare�semos a nuestras
chicas con Sir John,

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At 00:07:45,648, Character said: tendr�amos la mejor leche
de la comarca.

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At 00:07:47,950, Character said: �Y de d�nde sacamos el dinero?

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At 00:07:50,186, Character said: Todav�a no lo he pensado.

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At 00:07:53,256, Character said: �Cu�nto nos pagar�a el Gobierno
por no plantar patatas?

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At 00:07:56,592, Character said: Dejad de darle vueltas.
Tenemos comida de sobra,

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At 00:07:59,362, Character said: aire puro a raudales,
y un buen techo para cobijarnos.

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At 00:08:02,832, Character said: O uno que no est� mal del todo.

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At 00:08:05,001, Character said: Pap�, afronta la realidad.

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At 00:08:06,769, Character said: Cada vez vendemos menos leche,
del queso para qu� hablar,

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At 00:08:09,772, Character said: la valla necesita un arreglo,
habr�a que pintar el establo,

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At 00:08:12,675, Character said: y esa orde�adora deber�a
estar en un museo.

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At 00:08:15,444, Character said: �Qui�nes se llevaron el premio a la
familia m�s saludable del condado?

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At 00:08:19,649, Character said: Nosotros. Y no tenemos nada m�s.
S�lo m�sculos.

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At 00:08:22,084, Character said: Mira qu� tr�ceps, pap�.

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At 00:08:24,320, Character said: Tenemos que gestionar la granja
con un m�todo cient�fico.

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At 00:08:27,256, Character said: Est� bien, est� bien.

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At 00:08:28,824, Character said: Vamos a ponernos a trabajar en serio.

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At 00:08:30,793, Character said: Y eso va por todos.
Hoy mismo empezamos.

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At 00:08:33,262, Character said: - Bien.
- "S�bado por la tarde."

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At 00:08:34,964, Character said: "El show de la salud de Liquapep.
Gratis." - �Show de la salud? �D�nde?"

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At 00:08:39,669, Character said: "El s�bado por la tarde."
Eso es hoy.

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At 00:08:42,738, Character said: Liquapep.
Si quieres una nueva vitamina

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At 00:08:46,542, Character said: para ponerte gordo
o para adelgazar.

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At 00:08:49,245, Character said: Y la energ�a que perdiste recuperar,

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At 00:08:51,814, Character said: te pondr�s como nuevo enseguida
bebiendo Liquapep.

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At 00:08:56,018, Character said: Gracias. Y ahora con su permiso
voy a presentarles

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At 00:08:59,355, Character said: al hombre m�s perfecto del mundo,
el aut�ntico y original H�rcules.

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At 00:09:04,260, Character said: Ah� le tienen.

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At 00:09:07,563, Character said: �Se pueden creer que hace
tan s�lo un a�o..

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At 00:09:10,466, Character said: ...este magn�fico ejemplar
era debilucho y esquel�tico?

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At 00:09:13,903, Character said: Pues as� era. Pero entonces hizo
un fant�stico descubrimiento.

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At 00:09:16,906, Character said: Cu�ntales qu� fue, H�rcules.

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At 00:09:19,242, Character said: - Liquapep.
- Muchas gracias.

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At 00:09:21,143, Character said: Hazles una demostraci�n, H�rcules.

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At 00:09:22,912, Character said: No est� mal, �eh, amigos?
Muy bien, Herc, reparte esto.

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At 00:09:25,681, Character said: Mientras H�rcules les va pasando
muestras gratuitas de nuestro producto,

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At 00:09:29,952, Character said: les leer� el testimonio espont�neo
de un cliente satisfecho.

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At 00:09:34,423, Character said: "Dr. coronel Cassius Carver,
Nueva York."

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At 00:09:36,692, Character said: "Estimado se�or, antes de tomar
Liquapep, estaba...